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Day 6 of @rqgfemslashweek: RQG Specials

Lady Voluptuousness has a lot of hair, but Apocrypha is there to help her brush out the tangles.

“I don’t understand how you keep your hair tied up all the time,” Lady Voluptuousness pondered aloud.

There was plenty of magic involved in maintaining her own curtains of hair, but it still needed tending to occasionally.  And at that moment, it was Apocrypha that did the tending, carefully brushing through the tangles that magic couldn’t keep at bay.

“Oh, I don’t know.  I think it’s more suitable for someone like myself.  Wouldn’t want the PAs to think they could pull one over me,” Apocrypha replied, then added, “I think you’re all set.”

“Thank you.”  Lady moved her hair to the side so that she could turn around and face Apocrypha.  “I’ve never even seen you with your hair down.”

“I don’t let anyone see me looking less than pristine, you know that.”

Lady reached out toward Apocrypha’s head.  Though she watched with a wary eye, Apocrypha allowed her to slowly undo the tight bun that she always wore.  Wavy hair fell down past her shoulders, and she adjusted it quickly with her fingers as Lady gasped.

“You look lovely,” she breathed.

Apocrypha glanced over at her.  She was never one for shyness, but the softness in Lady’s voice made her blush and left her at a loss for words.

As such, she slowly leaned forward, brushed a stray strand of hair from Lady’s face, and kissed her. Lady laced her fingers through Apocrypha’s loose hair in turn as she caressed her cheek and pulled her in a little bit closer.

Some time later, Lady pulled back, a smirk on her lips.

“Where does kissing me rank in comparison to kissing that furby?”  She asked.

“You have got to let that go.”

“No, no, I don’t think I do.  You kissed a furby.”

“I did far more than kiss that furby, thank you very much,” Apocrypha replied haughtily.  “And the threesomes with ReceptionistBot… whew.  You know, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind making it a foursome, if you were ever interested…”

“I think I’ll leave those robotic fancies to you.”

“Suit yourself.”

“You didn’t answer my question,” Lady said.

“Didn’t I?”  Apocrypha playfully curled some of Lady’s hair around her finger.  “It’s just… different, that’s all.  Kissing a beak and kissing lips are varied experiences, and I wouldn’t trade either of them.  But I especially wouldn’t trade kissing you.”

“I suppose I’ll allow that.”

“Good.  Then… where were we?”

Lady pulled Apocrypha in for another kiss, this time holding her with more fervor and passion.  They were sexy battle wizards, after all.  There was a time for wizardry and a time for battle, but this was most certainly the time for the first part of their moniker.