#sexicon

[andrevasims]

GTA V Baby Names

So in GTA V, on their fake internet they have a website Your New Baby’s Name which randomly generates names from a list. Of course being GTA they’re really dumb or innuendos (or both lol) but I am a collector of dumb names soooo here’s the list.

42ThePower

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Admiral Bongo

Aerosol

Analogue

Aorta

Apocalypse

Appstore

Aquaduck

Audreyobook

Bandar

Beardsplitter

Bandwidth

Bichplz

Bongtuberipper

Canto Santi

Chicken Tikka

Chum

Ciao-Chow

Circuitship

Clamdigger

Clothesline

Conflussus

Conundrum

Coppersweet

Corn-hole

Cosmoswimmer

Crowexza

Cytovag

Dappaccino

Dataplan

Dautletty

Denim Noo Noo

Digi Kulamba

Diplomat

Donkey the Third

Duvee

Effengee

Envelope

Farceur

Fatzwimble

Fire Wall

Fixieplix

Flannel

Flobbydart

Flu

Folgerphone

Furball

Haggislocity

Halfscopy

Hammer

Headrest

Heroineey

Hezzelfit

Hifructo

Hippo

Homeopath

Hydrolony

Isofrazzle

Kalesheezer

Labradoodle

Longburd

Lozzyklingers

Marinade

Mars Moon

Midtown

Mittens

Mitzimoo

Mojito

Neonty

Pastrami

Pip Pip Jongles

Pk'ikki'lax

Poofberretz

Pork Belly

Pro Phil Act'It

Pudwhacker

Pumpkin ale

Purps

Rumdonkey

Sandblaster

Santa Yeehah

Sashimi

Screwdriver

Sexicon

Shambastic

Snannando

Sle'ghandri

Spamfilter

Squeendot

Strickdine

Tapeworm

Thundermoon

Titty Rhino

Tophusk

Trampnesia

Trinket

Tycoon

U-Bend

Urfcake

Vapizza

Whazangtiz

Wheatgrass

Wolzal

Yum Yum Killer

Yuyu Lampon

Zero Gravity

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[weirdbabes]

I’M WRECKED, BABE

a true freak whom i admire so deeply and was probably the first individual with whom i associated the phrase ‘sex god.’ 

my dad would have my sister and me watch the music video for ‘don’t come around here no more,’ the one with the alice in wonderland theme...and i remember it being the first truly freakish and disturbing video i had seen. my mom wasn’t sure we were ready to see that video when it was replayed on vh1 and mtv over the years, but we were. tom petty, you are incredible. thank you for being your true freak self, allowing some of us to realize that being your true self is a healing and coping mechanism. the world still has a lot to learn from you. 

[heyheyyohey-blog]

FIGHT FOR FREEDOⓂ︎ #MADONNA #マドンナ #StevenKlein #INTERVIEWMAGAZINE #QUEENOFPOP #THEQUEENOFPOP #ICON #POPICON #POPDIVA #GAYICON #FASHIONICON #STYLEICON #SEXICON #MUSICICON #FASHIONBITCH #FASHIONINSPIRATION #STYLEINSPIRATION #BEAUTYINSPIRATION #MUSICINSPIRATION #FASHIONinfluencer #STYLEinfluencer #GAYSTAGRAM #BADASSBITCH #unapologeticBITCH #BITCHIMMADONNA #REBELHEART #LivingForLove

[ledbellyvintage]

The epitome of fashion and beauty. The It Girl, Clara Bow. #artdeco #clarabow #theitgirl #1920s #silentfilm #actress #model #sexsymbol #sexappeal #sexicon #iconic #mantrap #wings #roaringtwenties #glamour #fashion #style #design #flappergirl #flapper #love #geometric #flapperdress #instagood (at Rancho Bernardo, San Diego) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxJYP-JFgSG/?igshid=1ulbwo0rr56i5

[vintagepostersx]

Claudia CARDINALE #claudiacardinale #goldenagecinema #vintageph #vintageactress #sexicon #classicmovies #vintageicon #oldcinema #retro #retromovies https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrzZndhwVZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11wrdigh7kze

[festiveferret]

13) Who is your least favourite character to write for? Why? 24) How do you feel about writing smutty scenes?

13) Uhhhh, honestly, probably Thor. I adore him and I love his movies, but I just find him really, really hard to write. It’s so easy to blow him up into a caricature but he also really is like that. And it’s a hard line to tread. You have to be really careful. I wish I didn’t cop out on him so often (almost all the time) but I’m a busy ferret. Maybe some day I’ll unlock the key to writing good Thor but today is not that day.

24) :/

This was a targeted attack, Is, and you’re going to pay for it. 

I find it... very frustrating, but I keep committing to doing it anyway. I have no issue whatsoever with writing the kinky shit in terms of embarrassment or anything but oh lord there’s only so many ways you can describe an orgasm and I think I’ve used them all. I like the emotions that sex scenes bring to the table but I’m going to have to learn how to write fade-to-blacks because my sexicon is completely depleted. My thrustsaurus is dry. My dicktionary empty. 

I’ve written so many sex scenes, frens. I’m so tired....

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[streetwolf]

Featured Music Video: "Sexicon" by Erin McCarley

Featured Music Video: “Sexicon” by Erin McCarley

“My music is the spiritual expression of what I am – my faith, my knowledge, my being.” – John Coltrane Erin McCarley Nashville based songstress/complete artists/force of nature/personally one of the most beautiful women in music Erin McCarley brings her latest music video for her track “Sexicon” and it is just visually and musically mesmerizing. The track is sexy, hypnotizing and certainly…

[j6shuadelt6r6]

Sugar candy🍭 #sweet #glam #00s #sugarbaby #style #ganandocomosiempre #babe #sexicon #pose #xoxo (en Unidad deportiva Santa Cecilia)

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[penhive]

A Collection of Drabble

Twist

I have an adulterous relationship with her. She is carrying now—my baby. I am a sadist. Hail Marquis De Sade! I want her husband to die in an accident so that I can live and ecstasy her.

 Strange

I was traveling in the bus. On the front of the bus were images of Gods. There was one of infant Jesus and Mother Mary. To my surprise, adjunct to it was an image of a Hindu God. Yes, religion is so strange and surprising.

She

I met her on the bus. She was in her mid 50’s, buxom, big boobed and wearing a white Sari with yellow linings. My body shivered with sex. I had an uncontrollable erection. Her forehead was smeared with vermillion making her all the more erotic. Yes, what a sexy encounter.

A Tale

Sometimes it’s brown, sometimes yellowish…sometimes it comes out with a spluttering sound; sometimes there are huge chunks, sometimes cinder pieces, sometimes it flows like milk. Yes! What I am I talking about ….Oh Shit!  

 God Dies

Can you imagine or fathom that? Yes! God dies! When the floods pillaged the temple, God was over thrown and there God lay covered with grime. What a nasty bitter end to God.

 Airport

I was in Trivandrum airport on the 14th of August. The airport was splayed with huge ribbons hanging across the ceiling, colored saffron, white and green. I was taken aback. Then slowly light dawned upon me that it was India’s independence.

Dream Journal

Early morning I had a strange dream. I can’t interpret its meaning. I dreamed of a search made by the police. In the dream they are extracting fleshy pieces of beef and searching for human remains. In the end of the dream, they find pieces of human meat. Then I woke up.

Quixaphor

Quixaphor is a new figure of speech coined from Metaphor and Quixote. An example of a Quixaphor is Dicktionary coined from Dick and Dictionary. Another example is Sexicon coined from Sex and Lexicon. Dicktonary is a metaphoric dissemination of sperm. Sexicon is excess of amorousness.

 Purse

I was trying to filch money from my wife’s bag. To my ironic surprise, there was only one sanitary napkin.

 Death

After the dastardly floods in Kerala, God was floating grotesque with its already gigantic belly swollen all the more…It was God, yes, it had a trunk.

 Amazing Grace

This is what happened in my life. I used to read horoscopes. One day they would say: things are not going in your favor and on other days they would proudly proclaim: this is your lucky day: you are going to get a windfall. To my ironic fate nothing of the things they said was true. Today I read the Bible and prayed sincerely to my Lord Christ. I got a small windfall as a starter. Yes, taste and see that the Lord is good.

Comic

An old man in my village passed away. All his sons and daughters in the US came to attend the funeral. In the obituary column: they put their credentials and their residence: thus we have: Sarah Seattle, Johnny Texas: Ruben California. I smiled in comic irony.

Borges

Borges is my all time favorite writer. In a dream I saw him writing a book. To my surprise: the pen was a claw and all the letters in the book were fangs. In the dream, Borges was gently squeezing my neck with his claws.

God

More than anything on this earth: I value my name being written in the book of life. Write it boldly and with capital fonts. Oh God, make it a pleasant writing.

Time

You lie still like a Serpent. Then you crawl around slithering all the way and then you seize your prey.

The Phallus

Call yourself: God …!  You sleep most of the time. When awake, you last for minutes and then die.

Advert

I was in the airport and was using a trolley to move my suitcase and to my irony I gazed at its handle. On it was stuck an advert. Kerala’s Communist govt. moving ahead all the way to success, 2 years completed. I gazed at the ad and smiled at Marx.

Imagination

From my chair on the flight, I moved to the restroom. At its entrance, I was greeted by smiling, pretty airhostess. I could see the outline of her svelte legs through her stockings. I admired the away her hips flowed like a Greek urn. Adrenalin raced inside me. I thought of pulling her inside and raping her. Alas, it was all imagination.  

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