#sexbomb girls

[bini-ph]

Pretty little baby… 🎶🎵

Aiah on 'It's Showtime'

[gerardlesudiste]

Bonnie-Lou, Ruby-Lee, Ellie-Jean et Holly-Daze Coffey.

[neznit]

[anyonghalimaw]

SAVE ME MEMORIES OF SEXBOMB GIRLS SPAGETI PABABA AT PRIDE 2023

[namranii]

The Johnny Vincent x reader hcs were so cute 😭 could you write some more?

“who’s the cute boy in the white jacket and the thick accent?”

listen, i know johnny doesn’t wear white jackets but the song fits him so well.. im literally listening to it right now as i write this.

has the ugliest laugh of all time like, he sounds like a hyena.

cant sleep at all. he’s either smoking, crying, or having nightmares when he’s supposed to be asleep.

listens to sexbomb by tom jones on repeat. this is canon because i said so. also, the song was released in 1999 and the game is assumed to take place in the early 2000s.

also gives me major “we fell in love in october” by girl in red vibes. yes, im also listening to this song right now.

“ya mama!”

hates nail biters, loves to keep his hands nice and pretty. lola taught him that, me thinks.

cant be serious. that’s why he sucks at comforting people.

“uh..bro..that sucks man..”

[iruiji]

HSR but Pinoy reader

So ito ay loosely based sa NAPAKA CUTE NA ANIME: Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill 

TW: Puro mura 'to bhie, pag nagreklamo ka mamaya pagtapos mo magbasa tusukan ko ng tissue yang ilong mo :D

pano ka na isekai? 

so naglalaro ka ng star tail (dailies) bago maaksidente sa kusina.. nasabugan ka ng gas para deds na talaga- charot! nagluluto ka ateng tapos bigla nag apoy yung kalan tapos nausok tapos deds- de joke sumabog ka talaga kasama nung LPG HAHAHAH

taena ko no, mapanakit?

sino unang na meet? 

si Sampo, actually. like, hours before mo mameet mga trailblazer. so diba ikaw na isekai, tapos na discover mo na meron kang access sa online store - bumili ka agad ng warmer tapos kitchen utensils (shala wala nang isip-isip! matalino na tayong lahat pag na-isekai alam na natin gagawin agad HAHAHA) 

enter Sampo, "That smells delicious!" tapos syempre natili ka bebs, nagulat na OMG SI SAMPO NA WALA PA SYA SA ROSTER tapos syempre kalma lang ses, kasi di pwede sabihin na kilala mo sya 

so ayern, pinakain mo si Sampo, halos maiyak naman sya sa sarap, tapos nagkagulo sa labas kasi hinahabol si Sampo, hinila ka niya kasi ise-save ka nya, dun kayo nauwi sa ilalim ng snow (strong ka ses kaya di ka tinatablan masyado ng snow kunwari) 

meeting the gang gang

Caelus (CUTIE PATOOTIE OMG apaka inosente mo bhie sarap mong halikaaan) discovered you both under the snow, and then OMG INIWAN KA NI SAMPO GAGI AHHAHAHAHAHA. Halos lumuwa mata mo kasi SI DAN HENG! KRAS!! nasa harap mo OMFG (shet bhie ang sarap nya BWAHAHA). You explained na wala kang kinalaman ke Sampo, na kinidnap ka sa bahay niyo after nya kainin yung pinaghirapan mong lutuin 

so ayern medyo naawa naman si March 7th (amputi nya ses!) saka Caelus kasi you look lost, ateng, and seriously, anlayo ng hitsura mo sa mga tao ng Belobog, so naghinala agad si Dan Heng na hindi ka taga don, pero di muna niya sinabi (maya na, excited yarn? HAHA) 

so ayun dumating si (drool) PAPA GEPARD ANG GWAPO MO MARRY ME, ahem, dumating na nga si Pogi #4 para arestuhin your ass (hng, double fuck), tapos syempre nilabanan siya ng main cast WOOOOOO LIPAD PANTY! ay wait! HHHAHHAHAHHAHA kaluluwa kasi!! amp giatay 

tapos ayun pinaglaban nina March 7th na mga aliens sila (kasama ka dun lol), and si Gepard naman nPAKA DADDY MO SHET ayun dinala tayez kay cocogoat- este cocolia pala, tapos ayern syempre alam mo na may maligno na sumapi kay ateng so shatap ka na lang kasi dakila kang marites eh, baka ikapahamak mo pa pag nagdaldal ka lmao 

so ayun sa hotel inexplain mo sa kanila na na isekai ka lang dito and you have no idea how to get back or how the hell you've arrived here in the first place (with tears!! dapat bhie yung pang Oscars na may kasamang pag-wipe ng luha!) - and Dan Heng SHET PAKASALAN MO DIN AKO WOOF WOOF sinabi na may hunch na talaga sya nung una pa lang (GWAPO NA MATALINO PA SHET NAOL TALAGA TOTOO)

syempre kunwari di mo alam kung ano Astral Express so nagtanong ka, and SYEMPRE OMG TINANONG MO KUNG PWEDE KANG SUMAMA SA KANILA and your reason is, "I can cook!" BITCH YES YOU GRADUATED AS A CHEF WAG PAPATALO! PINALAKI TAYONG PALABAN NG SEXBOMB!! so ayun sinabi ni Dan Heng na tatanungin niya sina Himeko at Welt - to which you responded with, "Who?" LINSYAK, YES! TALINO MO BEH, WOO! Para di ka nila pag-isipan na may alam ka about sa kanila HAHAHHAHA naol advanced mag-isip 

naka skin white yarn?

So anyway, so eto na nga: Si Bronya (puta ang ganda nya sa personal??? girl??? naka etude house yarn?!), tapos ang cute ni Pela shet! What's not so cute though is yung hinahabol na nila kayo - and then ni-rescue ang gang, tapos na-meet mo din sina Oleg at Seele (shet maganda din?? wtf ateng??? buysit tong si hoyo kinukwestyon pagkababae ko). Anyways, kinaltukan mo si Sampo ng dalawa kasi ANG GWAPO MO DIN TANGINA KA DI AKO MANYAK PERO PAHIPO NAMAN NG SIDES MO BHIE AY WAIT- iniwan ka niya nung andun si GEPARD 

anyways, so ayern nga na discover niyo plano ng Wildfire and si Natasha (mommy??), nagpunta kayo sa abandonadong orphanage, then Seele and Bronya talked, bla bla bla, tapos nagpahinga ulit sa hotel underground – dun mo actually nalaman kay Dan Heng na OMG PUMAYAG SI HIMEKO AT WELT NA MAG-STAY KA SA ASTRAL EXPRESS AT THE MEANTIME OMGOMGOGOMG 

meeting kay Svarog – syempre napalaban ang ganggang (omg ang cute ni Clara!! Iuwi sana kita kaso lalasugin ako ni Svarog- ay wait, why not? AHHAHAHAHA kalma tayo ‘te! Juice-colored) ayun nasa tabi lang kayong dalawa until tumakbo sya dun sa robot para protektahan (aww. Pero kids don’t try this at home, tanging mga professional at mga batang walang tsinelas lang ang gumagawa neto.) 

so ayun excited kang natulog – then nung nagising ka nalaman niyo na si Bronya naglayas para kausapin si Cocolia and syempre sinundan niyo kasi syempre medyo friends na din kayo (kahit ang ginawa mo lang naman is titigan siya for like 35 minutes – ang ganda talaga syet bagay mag kpop idol – but I guess most of them are), na meet niyo si Serval ulit (shet bangganda din wtf?!) tapos ayun tinulungan niya kayo na makarating sa restricted zone and na-meet ulit si Papa Gepard ILANG BESES PA BA KONG LULUHOD BHIE, then boom! Gepard got his ass smacked by his sister (WHOOO FEMALE EMPOWERMENT LEZGO) 

anyways, BOOM SHAKALAKA, main fight with Cocolia 

asan ka? Andun sa likod, nanonood lang with popcorn na binili mo online HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA  

angagawen mo bhe?! Kusinera ka bhie omg, hindi ka hero! Ang cool ng laban- shet na malupet, tapos ayun na-skewer si Caelus like a sheesh kebab (HOLY PAAAAKKSHET!!!!) tapos BOOMMM came back with a flaming claymore and a vengeance 

*cue epic Wildfire battle song* 

the end pero nagsisimula pa lang talaga tayo mga bakla

ayun halos matapon popcorn mo kasi SHET NA MALUPET, kapag nag fe-flex muscles ni Dan Heng at Caelus naglalaway ka XDXDXD hoy bhie!!! Pulutin mo yang baba mo sa snow omg mag hunus-dili ka!!!! >.< 

anyways, after nun medyo naging melancholic atmosphere kasi namatay si Cocolia and nag-usap kung sasabihin ba totoo – medyo agree ka naman kay Bronya na itago muna, labas ka na kasi dun bhie eh. 

pero after naman nung sad na moment nayun, nag-offer kang magluto para sa kanilang lahat!!! 

this is before umakyat lahat ng taga underground sa taas – nagluto ka muna ng maraming dishes for everyone sa clinic ni Natasha and OMG halos maiyak mga tao kasi sobrang sarap ng luto mo lolol. Nibigyan mo si Natasha ng ilang recipe para in case na kelangan nila ng bagong ideas, lalo na at napaka limited ng ingredients dun. 

SI MARCH 7TH EXCITED KA NA IUWI KASI PEBORIT NA NIYA ADOBO LMAO 

medyo mangiyak-ngiyak ka bhie nung nagsi-iyakan mga taga underworld nung nakabalik na sila sa Admistrative District, shet, nakaka touch din yung speech ni Bronya (sniff ang laki na nya grabe parang kelan lang char HAHAHAHA) tapos andun ka sa table kasama sina March 7th, Caelus at Dan Heng tahimik na nanonood.  

medyo natahimik ka nung nakapasok ulit kayo sa Qliport Fort kasi na-realize mo na omg, this is fucking real, this isn’t a joke – and gusto mo mag curl up para umiyak pero strong ka bhie eh, kaya huminga ka lang ng malalim and blink your eyes rapidly para mag shoo yung nagbabadyang tubig sa mga mata mo 

anyways, so nag teleport na nga kayo sa Astral Express, and then you meet Himeko- 

TAPOS BHIE DUN KA BIGLANG NAIYAK KASI NAGLARO KA NG HONKAI IMPACT 3RD DATI AND NAG-UNINSTALL KA NUNG NAMATAY SI HIMEKO KASI SHE’S ONE OF YOUR FAVES- 

so ayern, medyo nag-panic sila kasi buysit nayan, ayaw tumigil ng iyak mo! Bhie! Calmdawg!!!   

after mo kumalma (shet and sarap i-hug ni Himeko apaka fair skin) tinawag mo syang Ate kasi di mo mapigilan – grabe bhie sobrang ganda nya rin!! And medyo oldie si Welt pero gagapangin pa din AHHAHAHAAHHA pagpasensyahan na po napaka-kalat ko 

you told them your story (while minding the consistency para di sila masyadong maghinala), and very kind sila pati si pompom, naintindihan nila pinagdadaanan mo, so since walang available na kwarto in the meantime, pina stay ka muna sa kwarto ni March 7th while Caelus stays sa kwarto ni Dan Heng 

next morning, nagluto kang breakfast and gustong-gusto nina Himeko at Welt yung Sinigang mo! (LMAO HINDI TO TYPO, YES SINIGANG HINDI SINANGAG SA BREAKFAST) Medyo ayaw kasi ni March saka Caelus nun eh, while si Dan Heng naman yung tipo na basta safe kainin, la sya pake (pero hindi sya mahilig sa maanghang) 

anyways, OMG DUMATING SI KAFKA – cue the jawdrop coz HOLY SMOKING PATOOTIE, MILF ang datingan niya omigosh!! tapos ayun si Himeko tinago ka agad niya sa likod niya, and ikaw naman nung sumilip nag-meet agad mata mo kay Kafka so nakita mo na medyo nagulat sya – huh, so di ka nakwento ni Elio sa kanya? (ay friends kayo te? di mo naman ako ininform HAHAHA) Si Pompom naman hinila mo na rin sa likod mo kasi medyo nanginginig sya and you hugged him to calm him down 

kagaya nung sa storyline, kinumbinsi sila ni Kafka na pumunta sila sa Xianzhou Luofu dahil dun sa Stellaron, and bla bla bla, honestly di ka masyadong nakinig kasi alam mo na yun eh, mas tinitingnan mo yung payong nya, actually – nasa umuulan kaya syang lugar habang naka live, or aesthetic lang? 

“And who is this cutie, hm?” 

OH SHIT you yelped when KAFKA SUDDENLY POPPED UP IN FRONT OF YOU OMG LOL 

“Uh-“ quick! say something cool!! “I cook?” 

DA FUCK BHE GINAGAWA MO?! HAHAHAHA SHUNGA!!!  

natawa lang sayo si Kafka, shet! pero medyo natakot ka, kasi parang iba yung tingin niya like kinakabisado nya hitsura mo, so nagtago ka lalo sa likod ni Himeko hanggang sa umalis na si Kafka 

phew! that woman is officially bad for your heart!! 

anyways, habang nag-uusap silang lahat sa cabin about sa next plan, ikaw naman nag decide na ilabas na lang sa luto yung kaba and jitters mo. then after lunch sinabi ni Pompom na magsiupo na dahil mag wa-warp na kayo sa Xianzhou Luofu 

to be continued ang kabaliwan bhie!!!! 

HAPPY NEW YEAR MGA HANGAL KAUSAPIN NIYO KO SAMAHAN NIYO KO SA KABALIWAN KO BAGO KO PA LAWAYAN SI PAPA JING YUAN, BLADE AT IMBIBITOR LUNAE!!!!! ANAKAN NIYO KO PLS

[acclaaa]

Filipino Hazel Callahan where she grew up listening to sexbomb girls

[angelbinder]

miles is actually the secret 7th sexbomb girl. yea hes just a journalist for cover

[letsmakefingerfive]

Filipino 00's group ‘Sexbomb Girls’ debuted in year 2002 with the album ‘Unang Putok’ (first pop). Picture taken from their 4th album (?!) BOMB THREAT.

[gerardlesudiste]

La brune Alex Mucci et la blonde Eva Menta.

[justgrey]

TF2 Scout x Reader - Headcannons of Scout Crushing On You (Romantic)

Warnings : Swearing

He's very awkward about his crush on you like there are better ways to go about it but he just doesn't know how real dating works since he really only has hook-ups now and not actual romantic relationships with people.

Probably developes his crush on you when trying to jokingly flirt with you.

Starts off very strong and would continue to flirt with you to see your reaction until he realised that no, what he is feeling is not normal for him.

Would unironically try to serenade you with fucking Sexbomb.

Flustered every time you're around him and his blush is very noticeable.

Is very against asking Spy to help him out and would really only ask if he was on a timeframe like we see in Expiration Date. He would not be above asking Engineer for help though.

He'd give you things but instead of just saying they're from him he leaves an ominous note next to it saying that it's from your secret admirer.

He's relatively new to the serious love game and just pulls from his experience of "love" from highschool when he was with a new partner every other week.

Instead of trying to distance himself, he'd always try to be as close to you as possible because it makes him feel happy to know that you're there.

Acts like your typical school girl and makes up scenarios of the two of you in his head to pass the time.

Thinks that he isn't good enough for you all the time which brings his self esteem down to the point where you're gonna have to ask him out which he would greatly appreciate :)

[wittykahitcorny]

Dahil sa sobrang pagsikat ng BINI ay lately ko lang nalaman na napaka underrated ng sexbomb girls. Not comparing pero parang ganun na rin. Naalala ko dati na kaliwat kanan ay naririnig ko mga songs nila lalo na yung xmas album nila na pag ganitong malapit magpasko ay palagi mong maririnig. Laki kasi ng kaibahan noon kesa ngayon. Sa fandom mas active ang mga tao ngayon dahil ang dami platforms kung san sila makakapag express. Iba din sila ng genre kasi novelty ang sexbomb at pop naman ang bini. Kung nauso ang sexbomb sa era ngayon, sigurado na patok na patok rin sila.

[anyonghalimaw]

save me early 2000s pinoy girl groups

[clementpudding]

📸, 🎵!!!

im gonna do applepie for tjis one :3

📸 — make a moodboard for you and your f/o

i took the shipname very literally here . i based it off anyone else but you by the moldy peaches !! i wanted to convey cute and fun yay but idk i feel i didnt do it very well . . apologies i might say this for . Every moodboard i make . i am not confident in my abilities to make em . >_>

🎵 — list three songs that remind you of your selfship

im not gonna lie to u this is going to be quite a mixed back bc i have Sooooooososososo much fun w applepie LAWL

1. anyone else but you — the moldy peaches

"you're a part time lover and a full time friend / the monkey on your back is the latest trend / i don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you / i kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train / i kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side / i don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you"

2. pretty little baby — sexbomb girls

as u saw from the moodboard . eheh . this song is so cute and jsut so appypie . its so true bc he really is a part time lover and a full time friend and we are cute for 2 ugly people . yay !!!!!!

"oh baby baby don't be shy / kung mahal mo ako 'wag mong i-deny / yeah uh huh / baby don't be shy aking ibibigay / kung pag-ibig ko ang nais mo / nananabik ang puso ko / oh baby sa pag-ibig mo / huwag mong susugatan / ang aking puso / laging umaasa /sa 'yong pagsuyo / pretty little baby / in-love ako sa 'yo"

not the one by connie francis . specifically the filipino version by sexbomb girls .

i know most of u arent filipino </3 BUT its a cute cover . though i must say it is based off . vibes . its a kinda sillier than the actual song in english . its like us w that additional context

3. i wanna be your boyfriend — hot freaks

"i wanna be your boyfriend, i wanna be your boyfriend / i wanna go on walks with you / i wanna have long talks with you / you can be my girlfriend, you can be my girlfriend / i'll compliment you frequently / i wanna treat you decently"

adorable and cute . dave defo fell first and fell hard hehe twirls hair kicks feet

[fancyshooting]

my eva playlist. some songs are silly some are not but they all make me think about her. tracklist and reasons down there vvv

hi eva fans!! these explanations aren't deep or anything, just little notes... the most vague, redundant notes. notice how they get shorter and shorter because if you listen to the songs and read the lyrics with eva in mind it'll make sense as to why they're on there. the songs aren't in any kind of order btw

I Like 'Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown

off to a great start. looks like this was the song that made me create an eva playlist. sorry big boss. eva loves when her targets are big n stupid. makes it easy for her

Love and Affection - Joan Armatrading

see they're not all silly!!

"not in love" = spy with no true allegiance. "east or west" omg cold war. eva looking for a genuine connection/something to believe in

She's Always a Woman - Billy Joel

mercurial, manipulative women. "garden of eden"!! bb seeing her as a woman and not as a tool

Hips, Tits, Lips, Power! - Pigface

knows her strengths. using her body to get what she wants. says "china" in it

Evil Woman - Electric Light Orchestra

stealing what she thought was the philosopher's legacy then suffering the consequences. "open road" = motorcycle. can sound like "eva woman" if you make it

On A Mission - Gabriella Cilmi

you go girl 💖 impossible to hear and not think about eva. "foot on gas, key in ignition"

I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses

eva being a very well trained charm agent

Bad Habit - The Offspring

ROAD RAGE

A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins

seductive sounding song. eva is special to everyone she targets. the "devil/god" bit idk big boss or something

TheWhisperers - The The

eva despondent reflection moment. backstabbing. whispers = rumours to follow/intel

Chinese Spy - The Tremelo Beer Gut

too complex to explain

I Can't Believe You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song - Sparks

stringing targets along and feeling superior about it

(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman - Aretha Franklin

disillusioned with spy life but then being seen by bb yay. more than a body

Seventeen - Ladytron

disposable. cycling through young charm agents. that likely insidious comment she makes if you interrogate her: "and then... when I was seventeen...!"

Not My Idea - Garbage

controlled, no agency and the despair that comes with it

Bitch - Meredith Brooks

that bitch was wearing perfume. multifaceted, many faces. hard to know after years of suppressing true self. BITCH! BITCH! BITCH ...BITCH!

Big Log - Robert Plant

more emptiness. driving metaphor

She's Not There - The Zombies

lying, causing harm. physically vanishes after snake eater but also "not there" as in empty spy

Femme Fatale - Velvet Underground, Nico

charm agent life 💋

Sexbomb - Tom Jones, Mousse T.

sexy spy song idk. is eva not a sexbomb?

Pet Body - Miya Folick

detachment from body because of her job. violent lines = nature of her work. "I'm just a sack of flesh", "I'm a delicate piece of equipment"

Don't Believe a Word - Thin Lizzy

leading targets on and lying about her feelings

Lorraine - Bad Manners

eva wronging bb/target. spy backstabbing and violence

Spy of Love - INXS

tricks and tracking. eva does all that

Left Outside Alone - Anastacia

idk why this reminds me of eva. distance between her and bb? any religious references in lyrics are always about bb. that's the mgs playlist rule

THE END!! HAPPY LISTENING AND THINKING ABOUT EVA 🎶 🍎