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Perhaps the Stars by Ada Palmer
A 600 page novel about a war that destroys a future better-world, mostly done through conversations. Very little battle and pew-pew future tech, lots and lots and lots of dialogue between the various powers. I’ll probably like it a hell of a lot more on second read, and I have time to digest JEDD’s unique thought process.
And now, a recap of past predictions:
-we’ll find out how Mycroft survived (this one was a gimmie but hell we got there)
-we’ll find out what happened to Sniper during that missing time/who kidnapped him/her/them/it. Sniper probably won’t make it out tho 🥲 (&Tully better bite it, the little warmongerer🔪) (I had wanted to guess Julia was behind it, but after she was eliminated as a suspect in book3 I thought guessing her as the culprit would be stupid. Also, final confirmation that Sniper’s preferred pronoun is “it”, and my assassin sexbaby made it through!!! Tully’s also here and I guess that’s fine.)
-we’ll find out who stabbed Mycroft that second time (when in doubt, Perry)
-Saladin will be described in some erotic/romantic way, since Mycroft will narrate large sections of this book. Probably will also bite it. (Mycroft did narrate large sections of this book, and Saladin bit it so early (and in such a way) that Mycroft never got a chance to tell us how sexy his sweat was in this book)
-gotta keep on your toes during Mycroft narration, he’s talking to the hallucinations of his murder victims again, and etc. (honestly not as much as I thought would occur, and I was really hoping for a Cornel MASON ghost cameo during the Faust conversation)
-the war will be brutal, but we’ll see the end (honestly not as brutal as it could have been, would have loved to see more of what the state-of-play will be post-war)
-Carlyle will get to do a plot thing. Not sure what on earth that would be, but they’ll get to do a thing. Maybe rejoin the Cousins and help the war relief effort??? (Carlyle Foster, coulda been a goddamn protagonist if Palmer wasn’t that kind of author)
-the cover is misleading, none of the action will take place on the moon or Mars, unless it’s a Mycroft hallucination sequence. (RIP Luna City my beloved may your reconstruction be glorious)
-Ganymede, Danaë and Andō will make some cameos. Some of them might return to power at the end. Not sure which. (And who would have guessed that Danaë would be the one in power at the end, not either of the other two.)
-Dominic will be quite the sadistic war criminal during the war and will die a painful death. And then maybe the Mitsubishi will call for Andō’s return to Directorship??? (Dominic got to do, by my count, 0 war crimes in this book. I’m sure he’s genuinely hurt by it, if he could know anything at all in his current state)
-Cornel MASON will fall (and boy did he)
-Bridger will be plot relevant again (resurrecting Mycroft twice over counts)
-we’ll find out that Joyce created JEDD and his weirdness in a whole new way of embryo fuckery that set-set creators never imagined and he’s not really a God Visiting From Another Universe just an experimental case study in how weird you can make a human. That she’s also genuinely maternal for. Also, I think she’ll bite it too. Genuinely don’t know whether JEDD will bite it. Bridger was genuinely a manifestation of God tho. (I’m not counting this as a failed prediction because “JEDD-MASON was secretly designed in utero with some Brillist fuckery previously unknown to man, that’s why he’s so weird” is my headcanon and I will not be dissuaded. Also RIP blackhearted Joyce Faust, a joy to have on page in every single appearance.)
(My only future!headcanon is that Sniper will ask Mycroft to be the father to its child. Will this mean they have sex or will some IVF-style insemenination take place, who’s to say.)
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My brain has discovered the slow-release, long-acting serotonin fuzz of eschewing “good” (complicated) television for just mindlessly rewatching CSI, so that is all I’m doing now.
I have re-started at the beginning, and have now completed Season 1. Here are a baker’s dozen of observations.
1. When they were making the first handful of episodes they had a different idea of who Grissom was going to be, and then presumably got a note (execs? network? just realized William Petersen was better suited for a different energy?) and rather dramatically started changing course. Very early days Gil Grissom is outgoing and like, bouncy (weird), but most disturbingly: ~sexshual~. In ep 4 though, suddenly the impish flirty science kinkster is now being described as the voluntarily solitary oddball clinician that we know and love, Forensics George Smiley, and by the time we reach episode 6, the Grissom who just five eps earlier had smilingly told Catherine “I love my job” when Sara asked him to tape her up, now responds with only baffled repetitions when Catherine tries to euphemistically explain to him that her ex-husband (their suspect) likes it rough. A full about-face!
2. Also in episode 4, Greg Sanders makes his first proper reappearance since his pilot introduction talking about anal swabs and otherwise being weird in a lab, to be weird in a hallway while listening to an audiobook on DNA and, for a few chaotic seconds---
I believed possibly wearing Nick’s patterned olive shirt Sara made him change in the first scene
Luckily I spotted the pockets before I had to call the cops.
3. I gotta say though, the fact that it appears Nick/Warrick wasn’t even one of the most popular ships for this show is absolutely BAFFLING. The handsome mens cannot stop teasing on each other for one damn minute. They are constantly engaging in these all-consuming case competitions with one another, or as Tumblr might put it: Constructing Intricate Rituals. “I hate you,” Nick whisper scowls playfully at him in the break room. “You love me,” Warrick responds mildly and just as playfully, “Who you kidding.” In the next episode they literally end up fake married for a plot. “Sweetie” and “buttercup” Nick calls him during the crime scene reenactment; “my man” Warrick uses, and perhaps most enjoyably: “Yeah go ahead honey, save my life.” A++
4. And WHY didn’t Grissom end up with Terri the kind, cool-voiced bone lady?? I adore her
5. Catherine and Greg have a suggestive, seedy film noir banter dynamic I’m going to call Hot Dom Mom & the Embarrassing Sexbaby, and I can’t get enough of it. I must make clear that they would never-ever do anything, because I believe even Greg knows perfectly well that’s actually the opposite of the point: the utter safety of knowing it will neeeever come to anything is what makes it so enjoyable for both of them.
6. Cultural references I did not expect the first season of CSI to make: - Grissom describing running through what happened in literal time as “doing a Run Lola Run” - a direct homage to the shot of the bone arcing through the sky in 2001: A Space Odyssey - an extremely topical dimpled ballot/hanging chad joke from the 2000 presidential election, that indicates the full production turnaround time from writing a script to it airing on TV must have been less than three months
7. Jim Brass begins the season as a structural second-tier antagonist (he’s never as much an enemy as Ecklie), but he’s fully part of the gang by the time we hit episode 15 and he’s stealing bites of sea bass off Sara’s plate while out at lunch with Catherine and Nick, and ordering a tiramisu that comes in an oversized martini glass. Anyway I love him.
8. Meanwhile, it was episode 17 before it occurred to me that maybe part of the reason why I find this show to be the correct thing to be watching right now, is that everyone is always wearing gloves and lifting things with pens and overall being super über careful about touching things.
9. People who sometimes call Nick ‘Nicky’: Catherine, Grissom, Brass People whom I believe have so far only called him Nick: Warrick, Sara, Greg People who have called him ‘Nicholas’: me, Brass There is a consistent age divide here, and then whatever Brass & I are
10. I noticed two (2) split diopter shots in this season, and just gotta say: u pulp nerds
11. I noticed a Winnie the Pooh piggy bank in a nursery that I had in the 90s
12. I only noticed four episodes that I had no memory of at all, or possibly never saw in the reruns I was watching on Spike TV over a decade ago.
Nice, unfamiliar shots in these episodes occasionally make me feel like I’m watching a movie version of CSI that I never knew existed.
13. The music supervisor, if it is the same person across the series, decided that after six seasons they were allowed to start reusing songs. Namely:
- ‘Word Up’: a cover by Gun is playing in a strip club as Catherine talks to her old boss in 1x06, and then another cover by Willis is used while Hodges dances around waiting for a results print-out in 7x07 - ‘Danke Schoen’: plays in a specialty grocery store where Sara is posing as serial killer bait but only snags Rainn Wilson in 1x23, and is later sung acoustic by a Wayne Newton impersonator in a parking garage in 7x04
The required wait period for using another member of The Office cast was apparently less, as just four seasons elapsed after Creeper Rainn Wilson before they had John Krasinski play a stoner who just wants to go to dental school in season 5.
But we’re not there yet.
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