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“My name is Draco Malfoy-Potter, and I am your son’s husband.”

Eleven simple words. Who knew they could change so much?

The Potter's and their friends had been in mourning and they were overcoming it eight years later.

You see, in 2008, a potions addicted Harry overdosed on muggle drugs and after he was released from St Mungos, he disappeared without a trace. He was declared dead in 2009.

In 2016, after a large family gathering, the wards surrounding the Potter residence were breached: by a muggle.

That muggle was Draco Malfoy who was there to inform the Potter's about Harry's current condition: Not good.

Language: English Words: 27,075 Chapters: 4/4 Collections: 4 Comments: 74 Kudos: 1361 Bookmarks: 282 Hits: 16296

[drarryspecificrecs]

hi! could you please help me find this fic, its an alternate universe where the potters are alive, and i think harry has a younger sibling. harry struggling with drugs and eventually left home and went to the muggle world where he met draco (draco is a muggle here). i remember harry is hospitalised and thus draco went alone to the potter house for the first time. sorry for my english >< and thank you in advance~

Hello nonnie~ I haven’t read this fic so I hope my lovely followers can help you :)

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ETA: Thank you for your help, @stereochromatic ♥

Estranged by SeverusSnapeismyBFF [M, 27k]

► “My name is Draco Malfoy-Potter, and I am your son’s husband.” Eleven simple words. Who knew they could change so much? The Potter's and their friends had been in mourning and they were overcoming it eight years later. You see, in 2008, a potions addicted Harry overdosed on muggle drugs and after he was released from St Mungos, he disappeared without a trace. He was declared dead in 2009. In 2016, after a large family gathering, the wards surrounding the Potter residence were breached: by a muggle. That muggle was Draco Malfoy who was there to inform the Potter's about Harry's current condition: Not good.   ~ 2016.07

[loves-to-read-fanfic]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Drug Addiction, Relapsing, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, draco is a muggle, Alternate Universe - No Voldemort, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Memories, harry is a wizard Summary:

“My name is Draco Malfoy-Potter, and I am your son’s husband.”

Eleven simple words. Who knew they could change so much?

The Potter's and their friends had been in mourning and they were overcoming it eight years later. You see, in 2008, a potions addicted Harry overdosed on muggle drugs and after he was released from St Mungos, he disappeared without a trace. He was declared dead in 2009.

In 2016, after a large family gathering, the wards surrounding the Potter residence were breached: by a muggle. That muggle was Draco Malfoy who was there to inform the Potter's about Harry's current condition: Not good.

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by SeverusSnapeismyBFF

Wherein Lucius Malfoy was not arrested after the Department of Mysteries, Draco is questioning the rationale behind his fathers beliefs and his place in the pure-blood world, and Harry Potter fortuitously buys him a coffee.

OR

Draco gets lost in the muggle world, accidently orders a coffee, and Harry has to pay for him because what wizard carries muggle currency?

Words: 640, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Harry Potter Characters

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: 5th year au, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Drarry, Implied/Referenced Homophobia

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Faithful

I wrote a quick story inspired by this screenshot which recently sparked discussion on my dash. It’s meant to be a cute, sweet short story, so I hope you enjoy it!

��It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught.”

He’d said the words in jest, about a poker game no less, but for some reason the statement played in my mind like a broken record - over and over.

When he’d said it, I’d dropped the rag I’d been tidying the penthouse lounge with in a rather inelegant fashion. 

I was thankful that it didn’t make a loud noise (drawing the attention of everyone in the room), but nevertheless upon clumsily retrieving it I still came to realize that my actions had drawn his gaze. He smiled gently at me, and I smiled back in an attempt to push down my own insecurities that were beginning to gnaw away at my insides, and went back to my cleaning duties.

I couldn’t understand why the statement had struck a chord with me when I knew full well that I had no real reason to doubt his faithfulness to me. 

Since we’d met he’d been nothing but honest with me, and from what everyone said, he was crazy about me. 

Even though we’d only been exclusive a few months, from the moment we’d met he’d always put my needs first. Whether he was making my life easier by helping me with my work duties or taking me out on romantic dates, I directly benefitted from everything that he did. 

On those rare occasions that his work took him away from me, he’d kept me smiling during our time apart by sending sweet messages, flowers, and even a singing telegram. Upon his return he’d come straight to where I was, be it home or work, and take me in his arms as he whispered, “I’m home” in my ear.

In fact the more I thought about it, the more I realized that everything had been perfect since we’d met. Perhaps that was why his careless words had caused these negative feelings to overtake me - it all had been too easy...

...and that left me feeling suspicious.

It’s fair to say that Baba was one of the most handsome men I’d ever dated and as a result, I couldn’t help but shake the feeling that when we were together people gossiped about how I’d landed a guy who was clearly out of my league. 

When we were out in public, I was aware of the way that other women watched him, following him with their eyes and even going so far as to approach him in my absence.

The last time he’d taken me out, I returned from the restroom only to find a woman gently touching his arm as she laughed with him at the bar. She’d coyly sipped her drink, and I could tell that she’d seen us together only to determine I offered little competition.  

I did my best to hold my head high and upon my approach he’d effortlessly shaken off her touch, and grabbed my hand introducing me as his girlfriend, which ultimately caused her to slink away (though not before giving him her card).

He apologized to me and smiled as he made a show of ripping up her contact information, all the while assuring me that I was the only woman for him. It wasn’t long after that we headed back to his room where he made me his like he always did, showering me with his love in an attempt to reassure me.

I went along with it, pretending not to care, pretending to believe him... 

...but deep down I worried.

In the past, I’d gone after bad boys, or more accurately, they’d gone after me. 

The pattern was always the same - we’d meet, we’d flirt, and eventually I’d realize that they were trouble but at that point found myself in too deep to care. 

Our whirlwind romance would end in my heartbreak, and it usually came at the hands of another woman. It was never her that was the problem and I knew that, but I couldn’t help but look at her and see everything that I wasn’t. In my mind they were always prettier, smarter...better than me.

And I worried that it would be the same with him.

My first day on the job I’d heard from a few of the maids that there was a VIP who was an incorrigible flirt. They told me that he was extremely handsome, but not to take him seriously seeing as how he showered every pretty girl with the same type of attention.

I had ever intention of avoiding him, but as luck would have it we kept running into each other. At first it seemed that we always ended up in the same elevator, which transitioned into him joining on my breaks in the hotel’s cafe, before finally getting me the job cleaning the penthouse where it was revealed that he was a womanizer and thief.

I should have protected myself from falling any further for a man like him, but instead found myself spending more and more of my free time with him. What started as politely accepting his invitation to lunch soon became Saturday dates and finally romantic dinners overlooking the city.

One night he paused at my door and kissed me. I kissed him back, not regretting opening my heart to him in the slightest and now...

...now I was worrying over a simple, throwaway statement about a poker game.

That was how much I loved him and didn’t want to lose him.

By the time my cleaning was done, the card game was over, and my boss was the only one left in the room. 

As Baba’s words repeated in my mind once more I sighed, which caused the otherwise aloof Mr. Ichinomiya to take notice.

“What is it?”

“It’s nothing, sir.”

“It’s clearly not nothing. You’ve been moping about all day - spit it out.”

“I just...something Baba said before is bugging me.”

“That thing about cheating?”

I nodded, surprised by Mr. Ichinomiya’s shrewdness. 

I’d figured the comment had been said in passing, that Mr. Ichinomiya who hadn’t even been playing the game would have no memory of it, yet it was obvious he saw through me.

“Why waste your time with someone who you’re worried will cheat on you?” he asked with an amused smirk.

“I...”

“Baba’s a thief. A womanizer. A cheater. Right?”

“You know as well as I do that he’s more than that.”

“Oh?”

I knew what Mr. Ichinomiya was doing, but I appreciated it nonetheless. I could feel myself starting to smile as I thought about the man I’d gotten to know these past few months who was full of contradictions.

Baba only stole from the corrupt and morally bankrupt, often reuniting people with what was rightfully theirs. He flirted with women in an attempt to stay in control, thereby guarding his fragile heart.

And he only cheated if he was caught in an impossible situation.

Thinking about who he was made my heart beat a little faster, and with a grateful box and smile I gathered my things, thanking Mr. Ichinomiya before making my exit.

That night, I carefully plated the pasta before placing the bowl down on my kitchen table.

The elaborate meal contrasted with my modest living quarters, but I felt certain that he would enjoy it. I knew that despite obvious appearances, everything that Baba did, he did out of fear that deep down he wasn’t good enough. 

He’d lived most of his life hiding behind his flirtatious veneer, worried that if people saw who he really was they’d run and I felt guilty that I of all people had forgotten this. His bravado, his cavalier attitude towards cheating - all of it was a part of the mask he hid behind and it was only after speaking with Mr. Ichinomiya that I’d been reminded of who Mitsunari Baba really was.

He was a man I loved, and I hummed to myself as I dedicated myself to making this night about him.

“Hello?”

His voice caused me to whip around, and I saw him standing in my doorway, a bouquet of flowers in his hands. I’d told him in my text message that I wanted him to join me for dinner, in addition to making it clear that he didn’t need to bring anything other than himself. 

I had hoped that he’d believed me, that he’d have taken my words to heart, but the flowers made it obvious that he’d gone out of his way.

Seeing that made me want to reiterate that he didn’t need to bring me flowers, that he alone was enough, but instead I greeted him with a loving kiss, taking the flowers from him as I thanked him for being so thoughtful.

When he saw the dinner I’d prepared his eyes widened and he pulled me towards him in a small hug.

“You did all this for me?”

“Of course - you’re always making me happy and I wanted to do the same. Did it work?”

He nodded with a smile, but I could see his eyes begin to water and knew that the gesture meant far more to him than even I’d been able to anticipate. I hoped in that moment he understood how I felt and that one day in the future he wouldn’t feel the need to go out of his way for me.

“It looks delicious!” he said with a laugh as he pushed down his feelings, doing what most men did when their emotions threatened to control them.

“Good...I hope you like it.”

Taking a big bite of the pasta, he nodded emphatically.

“I can’t believe you made all this for me!”

I paused for a moment, glancing at the takeaway containers hidden in a bag, within a bag, that currently resided behind my garbage.

As he happily ate my “home cooked meal” he was completely unaware of the fact that in actuality I was a terrible cook. I would have felt guilty about lying, but seeing as how he’d said himself that it’s not cheating if you don’t get caught, I wasn’t about to let him in on my little secret.

Instead I smiled at him, and lovingly rubbed his arm, as I met his affectionate gaze with my own and said to him with a smile, “You’re worth it.”

I wrote this on a whim so I hope you liked it! If you do I hope you’ll consider sharing it and if you’re feeling really generous I hope you’ll consider buying me a coffee!

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[nemeia]

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Shut up and Kiss me

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ULanfb

by SeverusSnapeismyBFF

Tsukishima Kei was bored. He had been bored for years, but it was worse now that he was back home after graduating college. It didn't help that even after all these years, he was still being haunted by his feelings for Stupid Hinata Shouyou.

OR

Tsukishima is restless and leaves his home one evening only to subconsciously drive to exactly the gym where Hinata is practicing volleyball.

Words: 20079, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kageyama Tobio

Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei

Additional Tags: Memories, Love, Mutual Pining, High School, Aged-Up Character(s), Minor Original Character(s), the most minor, Daddy Kink, blink and you'll miss it though., Anal Sex, I've never written smut before, it's only at the end, They pine for eac hm other because they’re dumb and can’t use their words.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ULanfb

[drarryspecificrecs]

Hello! I’ve been looking for this one fic that I’ve been trying to remember but I can’t and it’s killing me. Everything is pretty much the same except Draco is a muggle who moves in next door to the Dursley’s one summer. Draco eventually comes to know of wizards and Harry later obliviates him to protect him. Then comes to find him after it’s over. Or if you know any other Muggle Draco and canon Harry that would be fun too! Thanks in advance!

Such a fascinating AU with Muggle!Draco & wizard!Harry. I haven’t read any fics with this theme so I hope my lovely followers can help you :)

Here are all I can find :

#Muggle/Wizard Relations

Muggle life

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ETA: Thank you for your fic recs, @motherbookerao3 & one lovely anon ♥

1. Estranged by SeverusSnapeismyBFF [M, 27k]

► “My name is Draco Malfoy-Potter, and I am your son’s husband.”Eleven simple words. Who knew they could change so much? The Potter’s and their friends had been in mourning and they were overcoming it eight years later. You see, in 2008, a potions addicted Harry overdosed on muggle drugs and after he was released from St Mungos, he disappeared without a trace. He was declared dead in 2009. In 2016, after a large family gathering, the wards surrounding the Potter residence were breached: by a muggle. That muggle was Draco Malfoy who was there to inform the Potter’s about Harry’s current condition: Not good.   ~ 2016.07

2. Normal People by klerval [T, 12k]

► Harry returns to Little Whinging, expecting another summer alone. However, his vacation is turned on its head when he meets Draco Malfoy, a Muggle boy visiting his aunt for the summer.★ H/D Smoochfest : First Times 2011

��� masterlist : #non-magical AU

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my friend is the best 

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@nemeia @severussnapeismybff

Hogwarts is honestly chaos

[2ndworldproblem]

why cant i catch a boyfriend instead of a cold

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severussnapeismybff IM REWATCHING MIANITE AND FOUND U

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@severussnapeismybff

i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good 

and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG

[buttterr]

Only because I used my internet name you idiot.

[nemeia]

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