#serpentofslaanesh

[therxtking]

Of ALL of the long term moots, how do you think each of them would be at Gordon's birthday rager?

Aw shit dog that's a LOT of muses and most of which I haven't really interacted with- some are newer but I can see going. uhh here we go:

@hxnger-unbcund Gluttony is actually here because he's a good friend and cares about Gordon. And he's also pumped as fuck for the food. And apparently he probably knows the most people here. But he's not allowed in the kitchen and he's arguing with Zoviary for being a party pooper. He does not great on the mechanical bull. Greed is here because what are all these demons congregating in these caves for? He's disappointed it's a birthday party for a rat but he'll stay because it's an awesome party and he doesn't see much of those. Envy is here for the same reasons as Greed.

@xaallo Xaallo is here because birthday rager and they're kinda almost maybe friends? Adraka told him to go be supportive. Initially he and Glutt hang out and laugh and catch up, and then spar a bit and break a table. So now he's sitting at the counter having a good chat and eating Gordon's Himalayan salt out of the shaker and asking where that baby went. Eventually he comes into the kitchen and helps cook. But he's far from comfortable with the two demons in there as well. Does either really good or really bad on the mechanical bull and keeps doing it until he beats everyone's scores. He never does. Kjoll is here because birthday rager and someone sexy who's stroked his ego in the past is here~ was GOING to be an exotic male dancer popping out of the cake but he didn't want to miss the rest of the party and is snooping around their house trying on their jewelry, scent marking their things and bed, and trying to antagonize Zoviary into chasing him to Gordon's bedroom and he's very mad at Okaal for being a 'party pooper'. Okaal doesn't know who's birthday this is or why he's here but he's assuming it's to keep Kjoll in line and tell him to behave himself and not fuck someone on their hosts bed. He's a good sport and tries the mechanical bull, and does alright!

@apexulansis Zoviary is here because Kjoll made him and he's not liking the loud riotous social function. But Gordon gave him a job to distract him and it's to keep Gluttony and Kjoll OUT of the kitchen so he's obviously doing his job right and pointing a gun at Glutt. Adraka is here because it sounded like fun and they felt bad for Gordon. And Xaallo needs to be a good friend. He tries the mechanical bull and actually does okay and has a great time at the party. Drags Xaa out to dance several times.

@skxrbrand Skarbrand doesn't know why the fuck he's here, probably followed Khazaan cause he thought he was trying to escape also what is he doing with all that stuff? He is judging everyone harshly and being aggressive, so Ira takes him outside to go fight somewhere. Kha'xanzyr thought he was boing left out of destroying the rat kingdom and is more than disappointed. He warns Gordon not to keep company with such dangerous creatures and expresses surprise the rat made it to twenty one. He leaves shortly. Khazaan has a whole brewing set up in the living room and is making concoctions to kill God. Petting Runic and telling the chefs they're using too much sugar, more blood, use more brains, they're filling and really good for you. Burn it more.

@velvetwarfare Betty is here for booze, dancing, Gordon's tiddies, and to party hard. Sitting at the counter tasting snacks, cuddling Glutt and teasing people, making fun of Gordon for being a baby. Between party and drinking games of course. And partially taking over the DJ booth. Does pretty well on the mechanical bull.

@heliinx Heliinx is here because everyone seems to be breaking into his home and surely he still adores her riiight? She's telling him to poison the food so he and her can eat everyone and loot them. She's punted out of the kitchen. Seeing Khazaan she hides a lot, but sneaks lots of food and trashes the home looking through and looting his things. Which Qhi'zhek stops.

@warhammer-fantasy-muses Qhi'zhek is here because he's a good friend, dammit. He's having a great time talking with him and Daz in the kitchen and helping make enough food for the uninvited guests. He's also keeping an eye on Kjoll, Zoviary, and especially Heliinx. Ikit is also here because he's a good supportive friend! He's loving the party, too. Not helpful in the kitchen but he loves helping Khazaan make the most lethal abominations known to alcoholism. Did not last one second on the mechanical bull.

@themosthatedbeingg Lucifer showed up dressed all nice for his new bestie with a nice gift. And very quickly ends up escalating the bullshittery of the small group of ragers in the living room. He hasn't been to a wild party in some time and he's having so much fun! He's just one of the guys! He uses his magic to help decorate. Did not last five seconds on the mechanical bull.

@onlywrath Satan arrived to be supportive of Gordon also he's not over him. He brought decorations, games, and a sick sound system to add to the DJ station. And a fucking mechanical bull of course. He's happy to meet Gordon's mother, too! He also has the highest score on the mechanical bull and no one can touch that score. No matter how hard Xaallo tries.

@vehxmence Daz is here because he was probably part of the instigation board for the surprise bash. He's in the kitchen with Gordon learning recipes and being a nuisance. Anything to see those ears shiver and that annoyed scowl on their face. And maybe he's taking an interest in their hobbbies and wants to be close to them for softer more genuine reasons... Him and Qhi hit it off as well and talk about how adorable Gordon is. He also loves that Gordon's choosing to stay in the kitchen with him rather than go party with the others. Azriel is here because he's met the rat once or twice and if Daz gets to go so does he. Az is play wrestling with Ira and chatting up the rest of the party. And eating everything he can get his hands on. And shaking Heliinx upside down to give up what she's trying to steal.

@kingbcwser (I've been following you awhile I guess?) Bowser heard surprise birthday rager and didn't care if he was invited. He's dancing and fist pumping to the music, playing music (He brought a band and DJ setup) playing drinking games, him and Betty hit it off smashingly. He bothers Gordon a bit because it's only polite to pay homage to the birthday boy also he's making all the delicious food. Did very badly on the mechanical bull but he's having a blast anyway. Threatens to take over Gordon's kingdom. Doesn't care if he breaks stuff. He's Khaz's new friend. Gordon dislikes him and doesn't know who invited them. Or who they are.

@serpentofslaanesh Lyss is here because many objects of their attention are here. They're chasing and hounding Heliinx and enjoying the party. And also snooping around in all of Gordon's things. Especially the shiny and pretty things. And trying to bother Gordon but they aren't allowed in the kitchen so they play games and get shitfaced with everyone else.

@oflostinfound Hax is here because they and Gordon bonded over nice pants, and they are not missing out on some big ass birthday bash. Does not do well at all on the mechanical bull.

@shiningsilverarmor Eos is here because it's her sweet little rat kings big birthday! She's not gonna let him go unappreciated! She has lots of fun dancing but scolds several other guests for being too rowdy and breaking his things.

@hannah-the-small Gritt and Clem are both here because the rat seemed cool, they heard rager, and supposedly no one else here will know them. And he's royalty. They can take some small things that'd sell for a pretty penny and lots of food. And get shitfaced. Neither of them try the mechanical bull and spend most of the party staying out from underfoot of others. Dancing on a table and drinking their lives away.

[serpentofslaanesh]

"I for one am appalled that the Retchen have a leader with such regressive attitudes. Just because a Slaaneshi and a Khornate share a room together it hardly makes them mated!"

[skxrbrand]

@serpentofslaanesh

" How does one lose the interest of a too-interested Slaaneshi harlot?"

Khazaan asks, clearly grouchy. He tosses an obsidian stone in a nearby pool of Lava and thumps his short, tufted tail.

[velvetwarfare]

Takes a very long swig of her wine.

Just — Just give her a moment. More drinking.

She then finally slams the bottle down, staring dejectedly down at the table.

“ Lyss. Lyss.

It has been YEARS and I STILL TO THIS DAY HAVE THE MOST GODFORSAKEN, DEEP ASS ATTACHMENT AND FEELINGS FOR THE FAT FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN RAT.

I DREAD my life. “

FACE DESKS.

@serpentofslaanesh

[warhammer-fantasy-muses]

@serpentofslaanesh

Honestly, I feel like this is more accurate to how Slaanesh and their daemons (but mostly Slaanesh themselves) threaten you

[heliinx]

Did it really even phase the Grey Seer at this point?

The portal curled open, as if parting the very fabric of reality itself (which it was). A troupe of heavily armored northmen stomped through, two lines each, dragging heavy chains. Behind that came a muzzled, snarling Sunblood - much better bound than Rinkii 2 had been.

Someone was learning.

Lyss poked her head through the portal rather comically, humming. She gestured with one great crab-like claw over the gathering.

"As requested, pretty thing."

How? Only the Slaaneshi knew.

Yes it did. She'd be a fool to become complacent around a Daemon of any variety at any point, especially one of Slaaneshi. Heliinx spooked, pointing her claw at the tear in reality. Her small contigent of ratmen did as well, levelling their halbreds, swords, and spears and trembling beneath their armor.

However, upon seeing the new Lizardman, Heliinx's nose twitched. Her eyes boggled greedily, hungrily, only for her posture to bow once again when Lyss put in appearance.

"...." There would be consequences for her later, she was sure, but for now--

" Praise-praise be to the Breeder-Prince." Heliinx muttered under her breath in saurian.

[theundeadgospel]

Silence.

The fields that were once dominated by clanrats adorned in her own fancy of armor were now substituted with barren land of ash, decay, and bitter reminiscent. Dried blood filled the perceptive nostrils of the warlord, giving her a decent albeit grim idea of what became of her late ‘family’ .

“ I…wow. It has been…how long? How long since I have visited Clan Fester? “

Years. She’s been absent for years ��� and without Grey Seer Rasknitt’s right hand woman, the clan was ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED BY BOTH BROOD BLIGHT AND NATURAL SELECTION. Nothing but a demented stain in history meant to be entirely forgotten, never to be celebrated by the living due to their unrelenting hatred toward Skavendom.

Betty was well aware Fester’s downfall was partly — if not majorly her cause due to her unwilling parting. The once immortal being bit off more than she could chew and up and perished one day for the last time, being sent down to Hell by the exhausted Gods for her plethora of crimes she never once regret — and eventually, after scouting out means to return back to the surface, the red head was introduced to the worst news imaginable.

Everyone was DEAD.

“ …Lyss, “

A quiver makes itself known, pale skin draining further of color,

“ Is — Is my lord dead as well? “

He undeniably was ten feet under by now. Grey Seer or not, Rasknitt was never the most intelligent of his brethren. Betty knew she was going to drag herself for decades over his death — she simply wanted to confirm it.

@serpentofslaanesh

[ainlifun]

Bomani strode proudly, his massive, ebony axe gripped in each of his strong hands. At the Lion's command, his legion broke from the mass of beasts to attack the other flank of the dessert. They hadn't sent ahead spies, something he thought foolish of M'Tau, but he figured the Beastlord had simply overlooked such a detail in his haste to remedy his mistake.

No matter. There were few things that could stop a Horde of blood-hungry Minotaurs and even more ravenous Warhounds and Centigors. Whatever they greeted, they would hack to pieces, and know the glory of Malal in doing so. Then perhaps he would have a word with the Beastlord about the value of spies and scouts.

The thought fled from his mind as he caught a scent. Scales. Sweetness. Blood. Rutting. Slaaneshi. Lesser, mortal beasts might have been enraptured by the scent, but these were fiend-bloods. Malal's strench clung to them and their corruption thwarted that of the Four's wherever they placed their hooves and paws.

Bomani walked at the head of the group, calling out in his deep, gravelly voice,

" Children of Chaos. Doom meets you this day. But it does not have to be. Malal is strong. Malal is forgiving. Forsake Slaa and Bomani will spare you his axe or you will be cut down. And eaten."

At the declaration, the Beast Horde raised there weapons in a ravenous cheer.

@serpentofslaanesh

[weeping-gospels]

She doesn’t even get to finish, Betty is GLUGGING THAT POTION —

“ — Huh? Oh, da. That is fine. “

@serpentofslaanesh

[khaosundivided]

@serpentofslaanesh​

He’s looking for something, but certaintly doesn’t intend to run into any of Lyss’ underlings. That’s what he’s managed to do though, surprised he even remembers the particular scent of this lot.

“Don’t mind me.” Hopefully they don’t remember him? Sod it, Slaaneshi daemons don’t forget faces ever. “ Just passing through...”

[slaanxsh]

serpentofslaanesh

Love is Love........

" 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑠ℎ, 𝑎𝑛𝑑--"

[therxtking]

"So I shouldn't say 'If you're gonna hold me to anything it may as well be my headboard~"

[serpentofslaanesh]

Good idea, really. He does have plenty of fur...

[skxrbrand]

@serpentofslaanesh​

Traipses into Lyss’ encampment. There is certain Grey Seer gripped in his fist. He’s trying to look inconspicuous, like he’s simply strolling through, but subtle isn’t his suite like it isn’t most of Khorne’s firstborns.

Khazaan acknowledges Lyss with a single upturn of his head and a grumbly snort.

[velvetwarfare]

❦ KICKS LYSS IN HERE

[ JUDGMENTAL STARING. ]

[serpentofslaanesh]

@vehxmence

more women should submit to the madness and turn into giant screaming dog beasts