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quilleth · 2 years

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So I unboxed Ying Zhou (my phone once again going “girl no. please don’t make dick jokes” by refusing to record another cursed video at all xD) and he’s really pretty! Buuut I feel like i overestimated the 5 cm difference in height he has with Xie Lian because i have 0 spatial reasoning and forgot that that’s only like...2 inches. Oh well. With the bookshelf I have for display, they’ll be on separate shelves so hopefully that won’t matter xD

The urge to make Hamlet style “alas, poor Yorrick jokes” is strong (my phone probably also saving me from recording any of those for posterity in refusing to record xD)

I will be modding his ears to be pointy, but I need to decide if I’m going to dye him first, since the apoxie sculpt will take dye differently than the resin and i can just color match that with paint and pastels. I think the listing says he takes 16mm eyes, but I kind of feel like 14 might be a better fit, so I’m going to make some of that size and see what i like better. On the plus side, the extra dicks he came with can be used for testing dye baths if i do decide to dye him, since other than finding them hilarious, i have no use for them xD

#quill's bjd adventures #dollbei jun #featuring my thematically appropriate woflbei socks from silice b on etsy in the background xD #seriously why DO dolls this size come with so many interchangeable dicks?#like...doll companies please explain why this is necessary xD #i need to get some of the chocolate colored rit dyemore for the formulas that looked promising but the local joanns was out #part of me though feels like maybe the white won't be so stark once he's painted (why i ordered white in the first place tbh)#but i am once again being fickle #also he's an ice demon sooo...if he's super pale it fits? (also part of why i ordered white in the first place)#but he'll have really dakr hair and i don't want him to look dead :/ decisions decisions #i also realized i could probably give him fangies too with the sculpt but i'm not sure about it xD #on the one hand demon fangies. on the other he's not a vampire and it might diminish the rbf some if his fangs are too big for his mouth lma #the hands are also really nicely sculpted and have longer nails which solved my conundrum of whether to give him claws or not #they're not pointy like claws but do extend past his finger tips so i think i'll just paint them black or very dark blue #instead of trying to give him a manicure with uv resin xD

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