#seriously i comment like a desperate simp

[homochihuahua]

If you as an author think that a comment makes you happy, imagine how I, one of your fans, feel about a reply.

[starlost97]

— prettiest.

summary: With Charles questionable dating history, you didn't want to risk getting into a relationship with someone with that reputation. He was, however, determined to change your mind. And when you did, he couldn't be happier.

tags: fluff, Charles Leclerc is a simp, f!reader.

characters: Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz Jr. (mentioned).

warnings: swearing.

a/n: pathetic men begging for a chance? yes please. also love u charles but u would never see a glimpse of any of my female friends <3 anyways don't take it too seriously! enjoy :)

word count: 461.

requested?: yes! by a friend.

The world is a cruel place.

Charles, however, was the only one to blame in this situation.

He was also the only one that could fix it.

When you told him that despite your feelings for him, you wouldn’t date someone with such a questionable dating history, the driver was extremely sad. Everyone heard the jokes about how you can’t introduce your female friends to Charles, so why would you risk getting in a relationship with someone with that kind of reputation?

Well, the monegasque made sure to show you everything he had to offer.

Liking all your instagram photos, commenting on them — and making all their fans go wild in the process —, shamelessly staring at you — although that wasn’t really on purpose — when you appeared on screen. The world knew how obsessed he was with you.

He stopped going to parties. He only went to them when he knew you were there, and that was clear.

Charles didn't ask you out again for a long time, though. As if he had a plan to complete before allowing himself to bother you again.

But God, he was terrible at hiding how badly he wanted to take you out. To treat you just like you deserved. To turn all his adoration into worship.

He did last surprisingly long, however. It wasn't hard to exceed the expectations when they were that low. Even Carlos thought that he would last two days without telling you how much he loved you.

Well, he lasted four. And he was very proud of it.

“You're so beautiful.” He mumbled, staring adoringly at you. “Such a shame I didn't win you yet.”

“Yet?” You asked, smiling. “So full of confidence, aren't you?”

“How could I not be? I just made the prettiest girl in the world smile.” Charles said, stroking your cheek. “Come on, give me a chance. I'm starting to get desperate.”

“Sorry, starting?” You breathed out, starting to laugh.

“Alright, you got me. I'm desperate already. Hopelessly desperate.” Charles said, feeling butterflies only with your laugh.

You two stared at each other's eyes for some time, sharing adoration.

“You better not make me regret this, Leclerc.” You mumbled, getting up from the couch and walking away.

Charles was quick to grab your hand and pull you to himself. Your faces were now close to each other, and you could feel his quick heartbeat against your chest.

“I swear that you won't.” He said, closing the gap between you and kissing your lips, feeling as relief filled him. “Fuck, how can your kiss be so sweet?”

He stared at you in disbelief. He indeed just kissed perfection, didn't he?

“I might have to kiss you again and again to find out, pretty girl.”

[i-eat-so-much-grass]

So I feel kinda weird abt this (idk why) but also I desperately need the motivation and it seems like everyone else is doing these so that means it’s socially acceptable (right?)

For every 15 notes this post gets imma edit another chapter of my novel. I really wanna finish it by the end of this summer but I still have fourteen more chapters

And maybe if I get more than 210 notes I’ll share a little sneak peek with yall :)

Also plz no spamming the comments TOO much

Edit: too much means 10 replies per person lmao

Edit pt 2: five chapters?!?!?!?!?! Don’t do this to me 😭

Edit pt 3: I don’t generally swear online but holy FUCK guys

Edit pt 4: ok I posted the prologue on my blog for anyone who wants it bc yall are insane (seriously it’s been two days)

@bleep-bloop-boo @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @fairyycoffin @kennetea @dracosleftarsecheek @the-cereal-simp

[steddietogo]

So. This is my own take on Steddie meet cute at the Grammys (gets a little thirsty in the middle for a second so warning I guess??)

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The buzzing in his veins feel too much to contain in Eddie’s body, his cheeks ache from grinning too hard. He grabs Jeff by the shoulders to shake him and Jeff takes it without complain, too busy floating in his own cloud nine to do anything about it. All four of them are.

They’re being carted off from one interview to another, it’s all hazy in his mind, all he can think of is that they won a fucking Grammy.

“We’re here backstage with Corroded Coffin with their first ever Grammy from the best rock performance category,” the interviewer is saying, then he turns to face the band, and shit. Eddie has to sling an arm over Gareth to keep himself upright. “So how are you guys feeling right now?”

“It feels very validating to get the recognition for all our hard work—” and everything else Jeff says barely registers. Eddie is staring, he’s distantly aware of it. But he should hardly be blamed. The man before him is dressed in a deep caramel suit, jacket cinching around a trim waist and bubble gum pink lips stretched in a smile as he diligently listens to what his band has to say.

“— and Eddie, he’s really put his heart and soul in this song in particular,” the mention of his name unceremoniously drags him back to the land of the living where his bandmates know him too well and are actively trying to sabotage him before the sexy interviewer. Gareth is innocently blinking up at Eddie with his I’ve-never-done-anything-wrong-in-my-life eyes, urging him to speak.

“Um,” Um? Seriously? “Mob Mentality is an especially significant song to me personally—” Eddie’s given this spiel a hundred times, not that any word of it is untrue, but the practiced response lets him zone out just the right amount to fully drown himself in the shade of hazel of the interviewer’s eyes, imagine them looking up at Eddie from between his thighs, full of tears— goddamnfuckstopit.

The man must notice, because there’s a gorgeous smattering of pink dusting his cheeks Eddie could swear wasn’t there before.

After, Eddie is pretty much bodily dragged away from there, legs refusing to carry him away. He twists even as he’s walking, desperate to keep the man within his sights for even just a second longer. To keep him looking at Eddie, which by some miracle, he still is. And like an idiot Eddie waves, wiggling his fingers at him.

The man raises his own hand in return, and then he’s turning away, leaving Eddie to mourn the loss of his attention. But then he hears it— Steve. The camera guy calls him Steve. Sexy interviewer’s name is Steve. That in itself would be enough to sustain Eddie’s daydreams for some time.

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Predictably, its all over social media the very next day. Or more accurately there’s one particular clip circling the net like there’s no tomorrow.

Eddie Munson simping for hot guy at the Grammys.

The comments were the worst (best) part. Eddie hasn’t dated since coming out to the public. And the fact that most of the comments people have about him openly showing interest in another man is just nonchalance or excitement makes him feel much better about it.

Eddie’s heart skips as he sees the face from last night in the clip, looking even more gorgeous than in his dreams if it were even possible. And then there is also Eddie in those clips, practically undressing him with his eyes, right there in public. He looks like he wants to open him up and lick him like melted chocolate in a wrapper.

Eddie was so screwed.

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Top comments:

user 80085: that man is stronger than me because I don’t think I’d survive Eddie Munson looking at me like that

CorrodedFC: Eddie Munson Rendered momentarily speechless? by an interviewer?? More likely that you think

you_call_me_munson: they need to date. Right this second or I’m stealing one of the hotties for myself

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Part II

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Adam Headcanons: The First Yandere (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here finally with a new chapter! This one is Adam from Hazbin Hotel! He is a yandere so good luck, I hope you all enjoy this chapter here!] 

(Disclaimer: Adam is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Adam From Hazbin Hotel- 

.Adam oh man is he an egotistical man, and for you, the person he is in love with man oh man is his ego huge when it comes to him being the best for you? 

.If you are an AMAB and or masc presenting he sees you as the second-best man right behind him. 

.If you are an AFAB and or Fem presenting he is a bit more sexist with you and keeps his lady in line 

(Okay this is a disclaimer from the Queen in which I will HAVE To do small videos of male listener and female listener with him because he treats those two VASTLY differently so this is for SURE His very base yandere self) (Anyways back to gender neutral) 

.All in all, you are the only one worthy enough to be his new spouse 

.And you are damn lucky that he decided to have you as his spouse, do you know how many women and MEN would want to be with him. 

.He is the first man, he has the first dick! you should be on your knees worshiping him in more than one way! 

.He is also a narcissist and would remind you a lot that you are nothing without him, he is going to break you down, to build you up. 

.Making you the perfect partner to be with him and for him to worship the ground he walks on and get to work serving him. 

.He would deal with rivals (Okay another side not from me as the Queen I have to do also different listeners/Readers like in which one is an angel and another is a sinner and so forth, so if you want to see that comment what you want to see!) again he would mainly deal with rivals by first off mocking them and then unaliving them. 

.He does not care if they are seraphim or if they are hellborns. 

.You are his and ANYONE who gets in the way of stealing you is going to suffer. 

.He is a type of yandere that loses his shit fast and starts lashing out. 

.He thinks he is a cool man and a dick master but break him down he is just a frat boy kind of man that thinks he is better than anyone else. 

.He would confess to you and try and swoon you. 

.If you say yes, as long as he is in charge you will be treated like royalty HIS royalty 

.If you say no? He is going to get so pissy and possessive and aggressive 

.He will try and make you jealous by dating me and women to make you jealous. 

.If that does not work he will straight up kidnap you and make you his without a care of how you felt. 

.If he gets really desperate he might steal some love potion from hell to make you love him. 

.He does not care what he has to do or what boundary he has to cross you will be his, heaven be damned! 

[Anyways! Another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and if you want to see more specific Adamn yandere below Comment what you like to see UNLESS you see this on Tumblr then put your request in MY ASK BOX thank you and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!] 

[jennyun-sooyun]

My Critique/Thoughts/Rant about Rayman

(Leading up to "Captain Laserhawk")

I know! Random…

But this has been on my mind since I saw Captain Laserhawk, which I'm going to say off the bat that I don't like it but to each their own.

But that's not the focus. (Cyberpunk Edgerunners was miles better)

The focus is on the character, Rayman.

Now, I know what some of you are going to be thinking…I might be hearing comments like:

"You're just letting nostalgia blind you."

"Get over it, it was the right direction, you're just old!"

Yes, I've been playing Rayman since it came out on the PS1, then onward to Rayman: The Great Escape and Hoodlum Havoc. He is my all time favorite character growing up as a kid. I even played the stupid (misused) Rabbids idea of "Rayman 4" being robbed from us of the original concept -- and turned into a cheap party Wii mini game instead.

(I did not play Origins or Legends from here -- I did not like the direction personally)

But now on the direction of the character, I just felt it had all gone downhill since the Rabbids. I didn't mind the concept of the Rabbids existing, it's how they WROTE them in the same space with Rayman. I feel like they just made the Rabbids the main characters/protagonist(s), but not Rayman himself. Then reusing the character into the Captain Lazerhawk show that way…

I felt his character was just GREATLY disrespected, and the fans of Rayman (or what's left of us) were not given that respect either in a way for our limbless hero.

NOW! I am NOT against Rayman's ending where he turned into "Ramone" -- but it's HOW he got there.

Like…seriously?

….

Rayman…resorting to alcoholism, drugs, etc, and resorting to acting like a pathetic loser who wanted to be a desperate people pleaser? Say what you want but I feel that's just almost completely out of character for him. I feel like the writers just wanted to write him in a way for the sake of being edgy/modern -- or "Hey, this is what a lot of character nowadays are written like for the sake of making it an adult show!"

Listen, listen, that's just MY take on it, okay.

If it's any other character besides Rayman, I'd be totally fine with it -- because it'll just be another tragic character in another show.

…

First of all, Rayman was NEVER really a simp-y people pleaser in that sense. I wouldn't think he'd be the kind of character to be on TV for Eden to appeal to people, or even care to go up on stages for any other reason other than just messing around.

If anything, the character would've been relieved to hear that he could finally get some peace and sleep, because he kept being interrupted every time something happens. In many cases, he just wants it done and out and he could go back to sleeping in his favorite spots seen in Rayman 1-3. He was always dragged into the fray.

…But fine, let's go with the original plot of Laserhawk and do it anyway.

That's just the start of it.

As the story progresses, I felt the writing was really lackluster and the characters acting…like something from a typical teenage fanfiction instead of something people would do in that situation -- with the scene of Rayman losing his temper with Red. Or days when Rayman got depressed and became an alcoholic.

Rayman alone succumbing to addictions such as cocaine, alcohol and trying to bang a cow lady was just…extremely out of character for someone like him.

In all cases, Rayman was the type of character who didn't let that take him and always surmount the challenges despite how bleak things are -- like Rayman: The Great Escape.

This is coming from a guy who was kidnapped, enslaved and had seen his friends being tortured and trafficked while he could only watch.

Yet he was able to rise above the challenge and free his entire planet.

He always had the one mindset of just doing what he does and finding things to have fun with while he does it.

DON'T get me wrong, I like the direction of Rayman being taken advantaged of to further Eden's terrible plot, and I liked the idea of Rayman becoming "Ramone" to finish the job and save Bullfrog shooting up everyone there. He still cared and still ended as a hero despite everything -- I don't mind that at all.

That, I can sit with.

It's the fact of HOW he got there was just out of characters since the beginning, at least that's how it felt for me on that.

It'll be like seeing characters like Kirby/Spyro/Sonic/Crash Bandicoot suddenly becoming a coke snorting alcoholic who becomes a desperate people pleaser trying not to be forgotten. That's how off it looks. It's completely out of character. I get characters can shift and change over time depending on what happened to them -- but it still would defeat the purpose.

Characters listed above wouldn't have done that -- because they aren't supposedly like everyone else. The whole point is that they are PROTAGONISTS with stories centered on them on why they are the focus, people that rose above situations that average people can't. -- at least that's how I feel about the idea of these types of protagonists. They were heroes that did the impossible.

So, you're telling me Rayman, the man who had been through kidnapping, slavery, trafficking, and watching his friends get tortured in Rayman 2, ...was done in and went to drugs, sex and alcoholism over a fraud case, being framed, not getting attention, and media problems? AND just fell for some really gullbile bullshit that he got himself into uncharacteristically? Just saying. I get the context from Laserhawk but...really?

Listen, I like the end design. I like him going edgy. I like his Jakified transformation in some way. But the way he was written to get there is 90% what freaking matters.

I feel the use of Rayman was constantly been misunderstood as just a joke character -- but hey, it's Ubisoft.

Should I be surprised? Perhaps not.

Do I have the right to be disappointed as a fan? Yes.

Take it with a grain of salt.

This is just my thoughts about it. I'm not saying I'm right -- I'm just disagreeing with the direction of the character.

I just don't think Rayman himself would ever get himself in those situations, unless he was dragged in against his will.

I just feel Ubisoft just doesn't understand their characters…along with other things..

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I'm just a girl who loves her limbless baby. Okay?

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Edit:

Someone made a good, clear point that the premise and point of "Captain Laserhawk that it's to "discard what was initially thought of the IPs, and have them wipe clean of any prior history and into clean slates to rewrite them."

(Thank you for pointing this out)

That's somehow even worse.

Sounds like a lazy plot convenience/tool to make it an excuse to write characters without honoring and looking up the source material indepth -- and fulfill a different view of what they want the character to be like despite how it's uncharacteristic of the character itself.

A lot of modern writers are doing this to existing characters alot nowadays, which is pretty sad.

[toomuchracket]

Matty in an interview… maybe those festival type ones where they’re in a half-tent outside (think the essential oil interview). And Matty’s talking his post modern meta stuff but then he is suddenly warmer and smiley, looking off camera. The comments deduce it’s because you’ve walked past (they’re right). Matty gives a little wave and literally cannot hide his cheesing; totally undercutting the seriousness of what he’s talking about.

ok so it's been a long day of interviews already and matty's in full truman black mode like sunglasses on not smiling saying sarcastic and over-intelligent shit and the interviewer is a bit of a dipshit and it's so clear that matty's just desperate to get it over with. but then mid-sentence he kind of trails off what he's saying and pushes his sunglasses up and starts smiling and winks before he goes back to being all 😎 and the interviewer is none the wiser. but the comments are like "oh he's such a simp its so funny" "there was defo a gf sighting". and they're right! you walked past on the search for a snack and clocked your boyfriend, who you hadn't seen for hours, and as you walked past you stuck your tongue out at him and then blew him a kiss (which i fully believe matty finds the cutest thing of all time) <3

[berryunho]

Not you and Bee updating your fics the same day when just yesterday I was going through both fics again because I missed them dearly. You people are gonna kill me, the adrenaline that shot through me hit so hard when I saw The Answer and Wonderwall had updated that I almost spooked myself and fell from my bed.

Anyways HELLO! Good to see you again <3

Hope you're having a good 2024 so far.

Here we go on another one of my unnecessarily long ass comments about the fic, sure hope I haven't overstayed my welcome with them just yet lmao (let me know if I do end up overdoing it at some point please, I will gladly tone it down if it becomes a problem).

FIRST OF ALL: I THINK I'M GOING INSANE.

Maybe its the hj brainrot that I've been stuck on for the last few months, maybe it's the fact that the ateez hyperfixation is hitting harder than usual since the comeback but him throwing a tantrum yelling "you will not take her from me"? Butterflies. Got me giggling and kicking my feet. I was rolling around on my bed as I read that.

Maybe it's the absence making the heart grow fonder and all that.

That being said, my misplaced fondness for this clown did die down once he hit us with the whole "she should be begging me for her life", if the cult thing wasn't enough of an ick I guess that did the job. Like, sir you had me for a sec there with the possessiveness (*tucks my hair like debbie ryan*) why did you have to remind me of your actual personality?

But yeah, catch me slowly being dragged down against my will to join the TheAnswer!HJ simps, though I guess that's what's gonna happen to mc soon enough too, I really am along for the ride with her. Me and mc peering down the edge into the abyss where they lay, the abyss stares right back at us. Damn. People are right, we are not immune to cult propaganda. Tragic.

I really wanted to point out that this chapter had me extra paranoid than the last one tbh, you mentioned in the notes that this was shorter and that you felt like it was lackluster, but I seriously didn't feel it at all because of how on edge I was at times, not as much as let's say during her escape attempt in the corn field sure, but I was still wary and uneasy while reading. I know we had the whole circus with the Guardian thing last time, but san being so urgent in his claims that they have to leave and us getting to hear about how pissed off hj got because of mc's "unsatisfying" reaction to his little scheme? I am dead serious when I tell you I was bracing for the absolute worst, got me shaking in my little tinfoil hat.

The part about the machine harvesting the field? With mc saying she wouldn't want to be caught in it? (ALSO I SEE THAT SHORT YEOSANG MOMENT, I SEE YOU LEAVING A TRAIL OF BREAD CRUMBS FOR HIM 👁👁 <- EYES THAT SEE)

My 2 braincells immediately went "oh em gee, foreshadowing?", like I am certain to my core that someone's gonna fucking die to that or be horrifically injured, its just a matter of: whom? 🤨 I'm gonna save my guess as to who it could be in case that does happen, but I will come back here to yell on another ask about it if that comes up in the future.

Then the scene with hj and hwa talking to mc about her questions, and she hits them with the "oh what can I do if I'm alone?" and hwa is desperately trying to get her to stfu (me too man, me too) while hj smiles at her. You know, like a cryptic weirdo.

Now, I am more than willing to say that what came to mind for me in that moment was probably due to my very *rational* fear of TheAnswer!HJ, but ignore the fact that I am losing myself to his mind games and hear me out for a bit: I kid you not, for a second, I legit thought that he may suggest to or even outright attempt to like "mark" mc with the Sign.

In what way? I don't fucking know but there are many options and he is twisted enough to think of that, we all know it and the sirens were blaring in my head about that when he said the Sign would protect her as long as she had it in her, like "mc girl, I dread to say this but I feel like we should trust mr lapdog on this one, I fear you may be poking the modern day moses a bit too much and we all know he is having a diva moment today", because for hwa to be so concerned over it while hj reacts somewhat positively? Yeah, something wicked this way comes. And on that note, it seemed to me that hwa wasn't just trying to get her to steer from upsetting hj, he seems like he was trying to keep the peace between them in more ways than just that (more on that in a separate ask cause I feel like this is getting too long and its probably a pain for people to scroll past it LMAO I'M SO SORRY).

You clarified for me last time that mc will find out eventually about what happened to her bff (thank you by the way <33) and given how much it was brought up this chapter, I do think he is gonna wait out a while to use the haseul card (haseul girl you will always be remembered as the ride or die friend that you were, more on the die side but it's not your fault girlie, we love you), because while he is clearly prone to emotional outbursts, he is also smart as hell and just as cruel, we are yet to see him mess up big time just out of losing his cool (or maybe the consequences just haven't quite caught up to him just yet but I'd argue he is still ahead in that case), so I imagine that the threat of doing it is very much real but he will play it right for his own advantage.

The man is a diva but he is a cunning one, he more so seems to bring it up because he knows that the idea of devastating mc in that way is a threat in and of itself to everyone else that is also vying for her attention, which is 100/10 writing, author you are amazing (if the way that the fic is eating away at my brain wasn't clear indication of that).

I am also once again proud of our mc for *once again* poking holes in his little bible lore, yes bestie you are correct, wtf does it mean for a Guardian to kidnap someone? A question that I personally had when I read his explanation is: if the Guardians can kidnap people across dimensions then why tf can't the cult members or him, the big powerful prophet himself, also do something like that? Wouldn't that be way more helpful than sending uber eats across dimensions to the Others through sacrifices?? He says they need mc to do that but the Guardians have no issue going "yoink :3" over to our dimension to spirit away his followers and at the same time he also wants us to believe that the same Guardians are afraid of him? Sir. Pick a side, you can't have it both ways. Either they are clearly stronger than you and that's why we are all struggling with mc being a non believer or you are the op big shot of this religion whom everyone grovels under, make it make sense ! !

(Also this isn't me trying to point plot holes in your story pls lol I don't think his religion's lack of consistency is a reflection of your writing ever, in fact I think it's really cool cause it adds to the mystery of it all along with making us question him even more, I just have a lot of fun dissecting the snippets of it we do get out of spite for him lmao).

I have some more things I wanted to add but I'll throw them into another ask cause, again, I feel like this is already gonna be annoying to scroll past lmao, so sorry for anyone seeing this, apologies everyone.

But these were my general takes on the chapter, I really enjoyed it as always so thanks for another update Lauren <333 wish you well!!

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LKSJLFKJASDF OMG HI!!!! <33333

First of all let me just say that you will never annoy me w these comments like this is seriously my dream feedback i could cry honestly im so touched that you care so much to type all of this out and that you clearly spend so much time thinking about the answer and really appreciating it and like. YEAH ILY SM DO NOT WORRY !!!!! 

Fun fact about bee and me updating at the same time . we didnt plan it this time . it was in fact random . but there was a time in like… i wanna say december 2022 when bee was writing claire de lune and her and caly and i all conspired to update on the same day and im pretty sure we did and i cant even imagine what it wouldve been like to be a claire de lune/mists of celeste/the answer reader on that day LMFAO

ANYWAYS INTO THE MEAT AAAAAAAAAAA pls these reactions to hj are so real like sometimes ill write something a little bit too … cute ? and then ive gotta reel it back real quick we gotta remember who we’re talking about we gotta stay strong even if he is hot and obsessed 

TY for saying you felt that the chapter was still interesting hehe i guess i felt like people would be expecting a lot from this chapter and i knew it wasnt going to be What Was Expected or like that it wasnt going to go right into the escape attempt like i think some people probably thought SO im glad that the chapter was still … paranoia inducing LMFAO 

No fun fact idk if this is like obvious or not but my grandparents are/were corn farmers so like. Obvs i have spent a lot of time on a corn field. Planting harvesting running around etc. and i was always so freaked out by combine machines theyre literally fucking ENORMOUS like easily 15 feet tall but the good news is they go like. 10mph. But i still wouldnt want to find myself in the path of one AHAHAH !!!!!! ANYWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

eheheheeh yeah the whole scene w the unholy trinity really …. Ooooooo was it fun to write hehe yes the whole situation w haseul is really a big opportunity for hj to keep manipulating mc and something for him to hold over her head and i hope the dramatic irony is coming through w the fact that we obvs know she’s dead but mc has no idea bc i lovvveeeeeee that tension in a story like just waiting and waiting and waiting for mc to find out … ehehe and i like how you point out that hj hasnt really messed up big time or lost his cool bc youre … right … but he’s almost almost getting there and i just love him being unhinged and ………… yeah ill be quiet now heh

UBER EATS SACRIFICES ACROSS DIMENSIONS SENT MEEEEEE LAKDJFL;ASKJDFL;KJA;DFKJ youre so real for these questions and like yes this is exactly the type of thing i want you to be thinking … hehehe keep yourself in mc’s shoes yk … i def get that you’re not trying to point out plot holes hehe dw dw thank you for your compliments hehe

I WILL ANSWER YOUR SECOND ASK NEXT !!! TYSM AGAIN I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH MWAH i hope you are WELL !!! <3333

[wannabemurdock]

Hi everyone!

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I am so grateful for all of you. Your patience and kindness as I navigate thing I never have before. My health problems have been kicking my ass and between doctors visits, emergency room waits, and god knows how many needles I've gotten, I've re-read all your kind comments and supportive messages hundreds of times. I've been struggling mentally but knowing I have 1500 of you all of the world supporting me and being interested in what I write has been so humbling but has pushed me to actually take care of myself instead of ignoring my health.

I have been so excited to get back to writing and I'm so happy to be posting regularly again.

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Now, lets see if I can actually finish this celebration this time!

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Send me a character and a prompt if you like!

You’re Matt’s desperate whore, aren’t you? - Matt Murdock + Degredation

Frank shows you what begging gets you - Frank Castle + Overstimulation

Sinning in the confessional booth - Matt Murdock + Blasphemy

You’re just Franks baby girl - Frank Castle + Innocence

Remus fills you up so good - Remus Lupin + Size

[izukuisbaby]

⊹˚.⋆ SHOPPING HEADCANONS - JUJUTSU KAISEN

℘. flora's notes : i finished this while i was tipsy i hope it's okay-

℘. infos : u can read about ur kins too, this is not necessarily romantic (can be tho:)), female, male, gn reader friendly 💓 if u have ideas for the other jjk characters im down to make a part 2

m.list (bnha version can be found there x)| comment and reblog if u enjoyed !

⊹˚.⋆ SATORU GOJO

℘. as we all know, gojo has no filter, so expect to have to undress with the fitting room's curtain fully opened because "he can hide you with his Greek God body"

℘. brutally honest and doesn't care about your opinion "YOU LOOK LIKE A ROASTED PORK IN THIS LMAO", "I thought mustard yellow was the worst colour on you and then I saw that shit you're wearing", "are u tryna beat my grandma at the wrinkles fashion week ??? get that cardigan outta there"

℘. has to bring his God complex in everything "that looks okay on you, but it would look stunning on me", "nah that's a thing I, ME, MYSELF, would be wearing y/n, stop copying me urgh"

℘. will embarrass you in front of everyone "LOOK AT THIS HOT FINE PIECE OF HUMAN, I'LL PAY YOU TO DATE THEM, THEY'RE KINDA DESPERATE", "Y/N YOUR TEDDY BEAR UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING OOOOH SO CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY BABE" (and this is obviously not true, he just wants to embarrass u)

℘. will post your errands on social media and won't care if you look good on the picture or not as long as HE does, and expect something cringe on the text like "shopping with the ugly best friend (the pretty one is obviously me😏🤭🤪🥰🥵)", "here is a gold digger who takes my money for their clothes UwU💸💸💸💸", "they were wearing teddy bear underwear and EVERYONE saw it 🤣🤣🤣"

⊹˚.⋆ TOJI FUSHIGURO

℘. blank. face. it's a painful moment for him, he doesn't give a damn about your outfit as long as he gets to take it off

℘. feel lucky that he isn't grumbling because he really hates shopping and he hates being in public places (sir knows damn well he'd get chopped up if a white haired mf happened to be around too, gojo gives him social anxiety)

℘. but he doesn't say anything either, you just end up talking to yourself. he OCCASIONALLY sighs though which is the only animation you get from him :/

℘. he discreetly peeps through the curtain to see you nAaAaAkEd😨 and then blushes a bit CUZ YOU'RE PERFECT

℘. will let you play model in the living room if he chooses what you two will watch for movie night "mmmh", "looks good"

℘. AND THE HOTTEST THING HE DOES IS SLIGHTLY RAISE HIS BROWS WHEN HE SEES YOU WITH AN ITEM HE LIKES damn I love this man

⊹˚.⋆ YUUJI ITADORI

℘. "DAAAAMN YOU'RE LOOKING FINE", "how are you still single seriously, I'd die for you". he's a simp for you, even just as a friend. HE'S SO SUPPORTIVE PLEASE

℘. best shopping buddy literally, he'll be honest and will try his best to sound polite and not mean

℘. AND HIS PICKS ARE SO GOOD, I HEADCANON THAT YUUJI HAS PINTEREST, he's like you're own personal shopper

℘. and he's always so enthusiastic about going shopping, he's just a pleasure to have around

℘. he 100% makes fun of people tho- but you learnt to love it and now you do it with him

© izukuisbaby. comments appreciated ! although do not modify, translate, copy, claim as your own or repost on any app/platform/social media (this applies to all of my content)💓

[shiny-jr]

Hi shiny! I've been reading your soft yan Vil for some time now and it isn't a problem I would like to read your thoughts on soft yan Jamil

Ohhh, I see we have another simp. Alright, alright. Jamil is a bit of a harder character for me to write. Something I think I got him down, but then I realize I don't because he's such an interesting and complex character. But I'll try my best, I'll just spew whatever comes to mind so sorry if this is hot garbage.

In my head, immediately I think of what he's probably witnessed/gone through for Kalim's sake. He's most likely seen a lot of messed up things, which is why he takes your safety very seriously. At times, it feels like he's more protective of you than of Kalim. Of course, you have no idea of the type of things Jamil might've done before or in your name. You never noticed the reddened knife he hid behind his back.

Sometimes it's hard to tell how he really feels, because he hides things so well. However, when you're lounging with him and he's gazing down at your head on his lap with a sort of an apathetic look, he has this spark in his gray eyes. He looks normal, indifferent actually, but he's actually so relaxed like this. He doesn't want you to ever move, he wishes he could stay in peace like this forever.

I feel like once comfortable enough, he may even be a bit teasing. And it's not just silly nonsense he says, his comments and remarks are always true but never hurt. They're just short quips and remarks.

Oh, and he loves seeing you embarrassed. It gives him like a power thrill, seeing you flustered out of your mind as he leans a bit closer than normal or wears a particularly cunning smirk that makes your heart skip a beat. But his actions always teeter between making you wonder if he knows what he's doing, or if it's accidental. Although more than half the time, you're certain it's the former. Sometimes, if you time things just right, you might be able to turn the tables and fluster him. Ah, you're really the only one that can cause his true emotions to slither past any facade he puts on.

Never does he want to use his magic on you, which is why he's so incredibly satisfied that you are falling for him all on your own and by his own efforts. He doesn't ever want your affections to be forced, not matter how desperately he may crave your attention and praise. Your words and actions towards him fuel him, he's not sure if he can function without them anymore. Jamil needs it, he needs you.

[brathalo]

naoya x fem!reader, smut + fluff, tw/cw: reader is called "property", implied harassment towards reader, and master/slave dynamic is also used at the end . . .

❛❛ THE BRAT BEGS ❜❜ ー just a lil' note that this fic is totally self-indulgent , so the incel actually simps for the reader here! leave a comment if you enjoyed, thx sm 4 reading mwah! ♡

"seriously? your property?"

you prode teasingly as your husband undresses right in front of you, unbuttoning his shirt in a fluid, swift motion. "well, i call you that every night and you seemed to like it," he murmurs back with a painfully feigned nonchalanceーrefusing to even look at your face.

"mhm, i guess you're rightーexcept there are other words you could use y'know, when you're threatening some drunk guy who was threatening your wife," you hum as you pulled his shoulder to make him face you, helping him with the rest of his buttons.

"enlighten me then, please?" naoya leans slowly beside your cheeks, his lips merely lingering as his whispers tickle your neck. your face grew warm as you struggled to maintain your own concentration, focusing carefully on the hard knobs in front of you.

"oh, i don't knowーlike the love of my life, my beautiful princess, my precious sweetheart, or my popular all-time favourite; your wife?" you scold him playfully, patting his bare chest as you tip-toed to plant a kiss right beside his lips.

he looks so cute when he blushes, and even more so when he's half-naked. "shut up, alright?" he grumbled lowly as his hands moved on to you, more or less helping (or maybe groping) your top off your body, his chin resting on the blade of your shoulder, dick already poking right through your ass. "it all happened too fast, i was literally saying the first thing off my mind," he complained, to your exclamation.

"ーwhich was "she's my property"??? oh c'mon, you have to be joking," you shake your head, giving in to giggle helplessly as he burries his face right by your neck, hands wandering all over your body to find your sweet spot just to shut you up.

"should have given him a good fucking beating, yeah princess? you shouldn't have stopped me," his tone changes as he lifts you up bridal-style only to drop you on the bed, unbuckling his belt right in front of your face.

"didn't exactly want my master to go to jail for that tonight, actually," you smiled sweetly as you looked right at him, your fingers ghosting the the tip of his clothed cock. "i wanted to be so good for him too."

"oh baby," he grabs your cheeks with his large hand, squishing them tightly as he brings you to his lips, snaking his tongue right inside your wet mouth. "m' so gonna' make you pay for that", your drool connects his own as he pulls away, spitting the excess right on his aching hard-on, stroking himself so slowly, savouring the desperate look on your face. the things you do too him, hellーhow lucky can he get to see your eyes staring starrily right into his own? fuck, he's going to ruin you.

"be my good little slave and turn around for me, yeah?" you bite your bottom lip and immediately comply, turning around with your panties pasted right on your creamy folds, thighs already trembling in excitement. "gonna' show you how rough your master really wants to get with you, gonna' mark you as mine tonight, princess."

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

The Wrath Of Set 

Summary: Only Jake is able to give you what you desperately crave in moments of utter devastation. 

Pairing: Jake Lockley x fem!Reader (mentions of Marc and Steven) 

Word Count: 1.7k 

Content Warnings: very dark smut 18+!, MDNI, consensual knife play, blood and blood play, mentions of past self harm, explicit talk about self harm, hard!dom!Jake Lockley, sub!reader, bondage, buckle up because we are jumping right into the action!, morally very questionable actions!, pet names, sir kink, begging, degradation, unprotected sex, spanking, seriously…this turned out so super fucking dark and if any of that upsets or triggers you: please do yourself the favour and stay far away from it! 

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT! 

A/N: This story was inspired by this artwork here (TW: consensual knife play, blood, NSFW!). As for some context to the title, Set is the brother of Osiris and one angry motherfucker. He’s the god of chaos, war, storms and violence. 

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Your encounters with Jake weren’t frequent, but when you searched out his company you really were in desperate need for him. He was able to do what neither Marc nor god forbid gentle, caring Steven could ever do to you. Jake was the only one able to take the edge off, to scratch your dark and morally more than questionable itch when you were down bad and devastated again.

Tonight was one of those nights where you needed him to touch you in the roughest of ways, to toss you around like a little, mindless ragdoll and to remind you who you belong to.

“Jake!” You whined out into the dimly lit bedroom, your naked body being pressed against the wall by the man right behind you.

His muscular statue towered behind your back, one of his hands firmly wrapped around your bound wrists pushed to the tapestry above your head in an almost painful stretch.

“Shut up!”, He responded in a menacing growl that rumbled through his chest “I don’t remember allowing you to speak.”

You mewled against the wall as your rule-breaking was punished with a rigid smack on your bare ass. The sharp sound cut through the room and you tried not to flinch too much, knowing that it would only encourage him to hit harder. Both of you knew that you were in dire need for the pain but Jake wouldn’t give it all to you right away. No, first you had to repent for your sins, for even thinking about hurting yourself again. He wouldn’t release you from his grasp until each and every last thought about that had left your brain, that was already about to fall in the depths of an all-consuming subspace.

Before you could recover from the spank on your ass, Jake served you another one on the other cheek, for good measure, to even out the burning sensation that spread across your skin. In a bolt of rising excitement and arousal the pain did not only go right up your spine but also deep between your slightly shaking legs. You felt your cunt throbbing from two simple hits of his flat hand and a hint of embarrassment at just how pathetically needy you felt tonight flushed your cheeks with red. 

The past weeks have been rough for you to say the least. Life had thrown shit at you from every angle imaginable and tonight you had felt the impending breakdown rearing its ugly head inside your thoughts. Everything had been too much in too short of a time for you to be able to handle it properly. So many emotions eating away at you at the same time and so much tension for you to bear on your already weak and exhausted shoulders.

Tonight you had begged Jake to take it all off of you, because that’s what the two of you granted as a crude gift to each other. Unlike so many others you didn’t see him as a violent monster, no, to you he was the one and only person you trusted with your inner darkness. You presented it to him in painful honesty, purging your soul of what you were fantasizing doing to yourself because you couldn’t handle the agonizing pressure anymore. And in that Jake understood you like no one else had ever done before. The two of you creatures that were pained by their own malicious demons.

Pressing your forehead to the wall, you subconsciously shoved your ass closer to his crotch, looking for any form of friction to ease the pulsing need in your core, but your skin stroked across nothing but the fabric of his slacks.

“Look at you…”, Jake mused with a wicked amusement lacing his tone “So desperate already..” 

You felt his free hand scratching across your lower back before it snaked its way into his pocket, his nails digging mercilessly into your flesh, leaving it marked with quickly forming red swellings. At that you sucked your lower lip between your teeth, biting down hard so as to not make a sound.

“So, little dove….”, You recognised the familiar clicking noise of a switchblade knife being flipped “What were you thinking of doing to yourself, hm?”

Right as you parted your lips again to answer, you felt the cold metal tip of the knife carefully kissing the skin between your shoulders. It wasn’t quite enough for it to dig in yet, but the sensation left you shivering already.

“I- I wanted to… I was thinking about…”, The words falling from your mouth in an awkward stutter “I was thinking about hurting myself, sir!”

Jake behind you clicked his tongue in disapproval. 

“Why would you do that to yourself, huh?” His question, demanding nothing but painful truth from you elicited small, but burning hot tears to pool in the corners of your eyes.

“Because…. because…”, Your trembling tone turned into choked back sobs “Sir, I don’t know how to handle all the tension, sir!”

“You know you just have to beg me to take it from you. Beg me, dove, and I’ll deal with it for you.” 

Your entire body got crushed by a wave of shame and embarrassment. You hated it while you loved it at the same amount. It was downright degrading, but you knew damn well that those thoughts needed to be degraded back into their place.

“Please…”, You eventually winced, falling into total submission underneath his touch “Please, sir! I need you to take it.”

“How much do you need it?” Jake groaned, adding more pressure to the tip of the blade.

You felt how it slowly tore through the first delicate layer of skin.

“Need it so much, sir!” Your eyes fluttered shut at the sensation of the cold steel between your shoulders.

“Then be my good girl and let me take care of it..” The words hadn’t even left his mouth entirely as he slowly dragged the knife down, the distinct cold stinging pain rippling through every fiber of your body.

What fell from your lips in response was a morbidly pleasure-filled moan that echoed right back from the wall in front of you. With your mind slipping into a blissful state of not thinking a single thought, you didn’t fully realize how Jake loosened his bruising grip around your wrists, the now free hand shooting right down to the fly of his slacks. With a few sovereign movements he freed his aching cock from underneath the fabric and drilled himself into your cunt without a warning. The stretching hurt from being split apart from behind like that mixed into the pain the knife inflicted as it left another shallow cut next to the first one.

“God, you are so wet when you get desperate like that.” Jakes breathy moans filled the air as he started fucking into you at a merciless pace, his hand grabbing you by the waist to pull you impossibly close to him with every thrust of his hips.

Skin slapped against skin over and over while the sensations threatened to burn you from the inside out. A fire to cleanse you from all your dangerous, self-loathing fueled thoughts that had no right to punish you the way they did.

After Jake had administered a handful of different-sized cuts along your shoulders, he tossed the knife to the ground, admiring his morbid artwork before he leaned in to seal it with his lips. His wet, sloppy kisses burned on your damaged skin as he lapped up small droplets of blood, allowing the taste of you into his mouth that sent him straight into his own kind of mad frenzy. 

Accompanied by an animalistic growl he pushed himself so deep into you that you’d certainly feel him for more than just the next day. Rutting into you like the madman you allowed him to be with you, Jake chased his own high ferociously, not wasting a single thought about whether you’d come around his cock or not. It was exactly that which set you off not long after. With your entire being lost in a wicked concoction of pain and pleasure, your orgasm crushed right through you with a scorching intensity that was second to none. You cried out for Jake, seeing starts behind your closed eyes while he fucked you through your orgasm, tightening the already firm grip around your waist.

Once again his fingers dug into your flesh with an increasing force while his rhythm started to falter. It turned erratic just like his flat panting that brushed over your back until he pushed into you with one final thrust, a feral growl being ripped from the very bottom of his lungs. You felt every pulse of his twitching cock inside of you as Jake painted your insides with his seed.

A moment of silence spread between your bodies, the both of you gasping for air and trying to catch your breath. 

“Now, now…”, Jake huffed as he released your body from his tight grip, slowly pulling out of you “Let me take good care of your back.”

[tavern-aa]

Thigh Riding Series: Setters

AN: Here we go again back it again with the thigh riding series. I am taking a stab at the setter cause Levithan usually writes for them on this blog. A put a lot of my own headcanons in this so I would love to know if this is something you guys like. We are getting to the end of this series only the spikers and captains are left. With no further ado....LET'S GET IT!!!!!!!

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Kageyama

Kageyama takes pleasuring very seriously

10/10 focus

Kageyama does not always go for thigh riding but when he does he is very particular about it

Usually he does it when he is feeling possessive

He likes the control

Kageyama is the type to keep a hold on your throat as you ride his thigh, occasionally gripping harder when you're getting desperate

He loves seeing how you need him to get off

He also bounces his thigh to help you along

It is crucial that you cum

He won't let you up until you've cum once and are on your way to your second orgasm

Or he can already see the shape of his hand forming on your throat

Sugawara

I headcanon that Suga is the textbook definition of a switch

So when he is in the mood to dom he likes to tease you mercilessly

He'll have you ride his thigh when he knows how bad you want him but can't have it

Out at dinner?

You're moving to the car while you're waiting for desert

At a club?

He has you grinding on him on the dance floor or in a bathroom

Suga just loves watching you getting off

It doesn't help that he can play you like a fiddle

He knows just the right way to angle your hips so that the friction feels just right

Suga loves it when you grip his hair while you're grinding

He holds eye contact with you the whole time

He is just so enamored by you

Oikawa

You thought this man was a top?

Think again

Power bottom Oikawa or Bratty Oikawa are the only options

When he's being a power bottom he is grinding against you as you ride his thigh

He can't quite help taking some pleasure for himself but this is partially because he thinks sex is best when you both are enjoying yourselves

But when bratty Oikawa comes out? He's riding you.

No question that there is a specific formula that leads to this being a norm in your relationship

Oikawa provokes you until you snap and give him the attention he craves, but you don't cave fully so you deny him by having him ride your thigh

Oikawa is the type to cry when he gets too desperate so by the time he is done riding you it's pretty common for both your shirt and pants to have wet stains

Kunimi

Does it cause he's lazy

That's the major reason anyway

The other is that Kunimi is the type to prioritize your pleasure over his own

I also headcanon that this pretty setter does not have a high sex drive but he simps for you on the low so if you need something

Kunimi is on it ✨

He usually has you facing away from him in your lap so he can play with your nipples

He also trails kisses up and down your spine

The king of subtle dirty talk

He's not filthy but he will wait for when you're weakest to make a snarky comment that only serves to make you grind down on him harder

Akaashi

The prettiest pretty boy

Akaashi is generally very observant so he can always tell when you're so desperate that you just need something to take the edge off

You often loiter around him when he's working and that clues him into when you need him

He's so used to it that now you don't even have to ask, he just opens his arms for you to crawl into his lap and readjust his laptop to accommodate

He's the type to do other things as you ride his thigh

It's not like he needs to do much for you to get off

You honestly can cum just looking at him sometimes

But if he's in a teasing mood Akaashi will bring his gaze to you and just watch

His undivided attention can be overwhelming sometimes and he knows it

When he sees you close he always brings his hand to your front to finish you off

He's not so cruel as to leave you unsatisfied, ever really

Semi

Starts degrading the moment you're on his lap

Semi uses you on his thigh as an excuse to let out all his aggression

He also lets out a bit of arrogance too

It is just such an ego boost for him to watch him have complete control of him without having to give you his cock

He is also the type to tease your front as you ride him

His fingers are nimble and always have a way of giving you the most pleasure possible no matter the position

I also think Semi is the type to have a custom necklace made for you with his initial on it

One of his favorite things is to tug you closer by the necklace and bring you in for a kiss as you cum

Shirabu

Bottom bitch boy

Shirabu is NOT a top

You are not riding his thigh he is riding yours

Shirabu is the type to put all of his concentration into riding you

He makes an adorable focused expression as he tries to grind his crotch against yours

This man also makes ahego faces naturally

Please tease him about it, it leaves him exposed for you to bounce his weight on your thigh

He also likes to grip your shirt and lean on your shoulder so he can ride you faster

Grip his face so he has to look at you cause if you won't he will not meet your eyes the entire time

He tries to cum quietly but he usually can't help himself and ends up twitching helplessly on your lap every time

Atsumu

It is no secret this man is an asshole and it absolutely shows when you're riding his thigh

He has his hands on you at all times

He is gripping your hips

Slapping your ass

Pulling your hair

Biting your neck and shoulders

Atsumu wants you to look like you just got mauled every time you fuck

Atsumu's favorite place to have you on his thigh is the living room, he likes the domesticity of it

He is the type to set the pace himself so you are basically a sex doll on his lap

He also tenses the muscles on his thigh on occasions just to tease you further

He is whispering absolute filth in your ear

The whole thing is just an ego boost for him he thrives on watching you get off

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Adam Headcanons: The First Yandere

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here finally with a new chapter! This one is Adam from Hazbin Hotel! He is a yandere so good luck, I hope you all enjoy this chapter here!] 

(Disclaimer: Adam is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Adam From Hazbin Hotel- 

.Adam oh man is he an egotistical man, and for you, the person he is in love with man oh man is his ego huge when it comes to him being the best for you? 

.If you are an AMAB and or masc presenting he sees you as the second-best man right behind him. 

.If you are an AFAB and or Fem presenting he is a bit more sexist with you and keeps his lady in line 

(Okay this is a disclaimer from the Queen in which I will HAVE To do small videos of male listener and female listener with him because he treats those two VASTLY differently so this is for SURE His very base yandere self) (Anyways back to gender neutral) 

.All in all, you are the only one worthy enough to be his new spouse 

.And you are damn lucky that he decided to have you as his spouse, do you know how many women and MEN would want to be with him. 

.He is the first man, he has the first dick! you should be on your knees worshiping him in more than one way! 

.He is also a narcissist and would remind you a lot that you are nothing without him, he is going to break you down, to build you up. 

.Making you the perfect partner to be with him and for him to worship the ground he walks on and get to work serving him. 

.He would deal with rivals (Okay another side not from me as the Queen I have to do also different listeners/Readers like in which one is an angel and another is a sinner and so forth, so if you want to see that comment what you want to see!) again he would mainly deal with rivals by first off mocking them and then unaliving them. 

.He does not care if they are seraphim or if they are hellborns. 

.You are his and ANYONE who gets in the way of stealing you is going to suffer. 

.He is a type of yandere that loses his shit fast and starts lashing out. 

.He thinks he is a cool man and a dick master but break him down he is just a frat boy kind of man that thinks he is better than anyone else. 

.He would confess to you and try and swoon you. 

.If you say yes, as long as he is in charge you will be treated like royalty HIS royalty 

.If you say no? He is going to get so pissy and possessive and aggressive 

.He will try and make you jealous by dating me and women to make you jealous. 

.If that does not work he will straight up kidnap you and make you his without a care of how you felt. 

.If he gets really desperate he might steal some love potion from hell to make you love him. 

.He does not care what he has to do or what boundary he has to cross you will be his, heaven be damned! 

[Anyways! Another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and if you want to see more specific Adamn yandere below Comment what you like to see UNLESS you see this on Tumblr then put your request in MY ASK BOX thank you and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!] 

Heaven Be D*mn 😇🔥😈 Yandere Adam X Gender Neutral Listener (Hazbin Hotel)

[ukiyokki]

mars reads too much dreamnotfound fanfiction for their own good

a dreamnotfound fanfic recommendation list by your resident dumbass (me)

this took way to fucking long... i’m tired

below is a (very extensive) list dedicated to all my favorite dnf fics, ranging from quick one shots to 100k+ word monstrosities that devour the storage on my computer, forever incomplete masterpieces to ongoing works of art, you get the idea. i provided links for each fic/series for your reading pleasure. there will be no smutty/nsfw fics on this list, that’s just not my vibe lmao. this list goes in no particular order, and i’ll update it from time to time when i feel like it. now, without further ado, let us begin.

Heat Waves (complete) by tbhyourelame

(wtf else did you expect, looking at a dnf rec list?) amazingly well written, and while it’s not my favorite dnf fic it’s damn near close. in the midst of a brutal heatwave, a suffering dream comes to terms with the fact that he is desperately in love with his best friend. everything i could say about this fic has already been said by nearly everyone who’s read it, so if you haven’t yet caved into the hype, just go for it. you won’t be disappointed.

Gonna be around (completed) by georgescatcafe

(mc irl) my favorite dnf oneshot to date. just read it, i don’t wanna spoil for you :)

Inferno in the Sky (ongoing)by zairielon

(star wars au) an ongoing star wars au currently clocking in at almost 200k words. need I say more? everything about it absolutely slaps, each chapter is amazingly written, and it’s just good. also, can we just appreciate dream and tubbos dynamic in here? 10/10, amazing, must protecc. oh right, a summary: george, an exiled padawan turned engineer, must return to the jedi temple after attacks on it from an unknown assailant threaten the safety of himself and the other jedi.

Like Magic (ongoing) by KangarooKen, NotGra55 (Gra55)

(harry potter au) the unofficial official dnf harry potter au. we watch the young unlikely wizard pair grow up together throughout their years at hogwarts as they battle good old fashioned wizard racism. beautifully written, incredibly fun and suspenseful, and just an overall blast and a half.

GeorgeNotFound, Son of Poseidon, and the League of Minor Gods (ongoing) by Clichewho_69, Cygnvs, Trash_Kinggg

(percy jackson au) percy jackson au? check. “road trip” (technically quest but u get what i mean)? check. enemies to friends to lovers? check. this fic follows the plot of the lightning theif (albeit loosely), but everything is explained enough where you don’t have to read percy jackson to understand what’s going on. basically after moving to the usa, george gets taken to camp halfblood where he learns that a) gods exist. b) he’s the son of poseidon and c) he needs to prove that he didn’t steal zeus’s master bolt.

Protected (completed) by aenqua

(royalty/camelot au) my favorite piece of dnf media of all time. dubbed the official dnf camelot au, where dream is the heir to the throne and george is a servants son with a secret that couldp get him killed. these childhood friends grow up together and learn trust, love, and acceptance. (that summary did not justice to the masterpiece that is this fic) here’s the directors cut

The Hunter (completed) by HederEgo

(mc irl) a choose your own adventure fic with 13 different endings, where dream the hunter must kill george and stop him from beater the ender dragon. enough said.

The official dream team cowboy AU (series)(ongoing) by antsu_in_my_pantsu

(cowboy au) cowboys and outlaws horses and shit. and the big gay. it’s a cowboy au, what else did you expect? fucking yee haw (all seriousness this is a great read, i loved it so so so so much and i can’t wait for the final chapter to release).

This is a Drista moment, let's just accept it (completed) by Qekyo

dnf fic from drista pov. considering its unique perspective, it’s perfectly done. beautifully showcases a sibling relationship through drista and her memories/moments with dream, and it just works, y’a know? also drista supremacy.

Dear Dream (completed) by Qekyo

(wwii au) i don’t cry when watching/reading anything sad. translation: i’m a heartless bitch. however, this fic is the only exception. it caused me to cry so hard my mom walked in my room and asked if i was ok. ‘nuff said.

TECHNOlogical Wingman (completed) by Closeted_Bookworm

techno is the autocorrect ai on dreams phone, and he gains sentience. interesting concept, and the author fucking nailed it. great fic.

It Was Only a Fic (ongoing) by imagineitdear

dream starts reading a dnf fanfic (we’ve all been there buddy).

Teacher’s Pet (ongoing) by niyuha

(teacher au) in which dream is a high school english teacher and george is the new comp sci teacher in room 297.

Saltwater Secrets (ongoing) by earlgay_milktea

(mermaid/high school au) a great example of the shear amount of variety in fics this fandom has to offer. when i started reading dnf fics i would have never thought i’d find one about a mermaid george hopelessly crushing on his human friend, who happens to be his schools star swimmer. yet here i am, and i am far from disappointed.

Smash My Heart (incomplete) by dontrollthedice

george and sapnap are commentators for duper smash brothers tournaments, and george develops a crush on an up and coming smash streamer named dream.

roleplaying in the dark is harder than it seems (completed) by Alienu

laser tag. 10/10

solar system (completed) by quartzfia

(mc irl) george vists dream in pandora’s vault.

Ramblings of a Lunatic (completed) by jungkooksfic

ahh communicating through a notebook left on a shelf in a bookstore- what a perfect way to start a relationship.

Paint me like your French Girls (It's Charcoal, Actually) (completed) by Turtle_ier

(artist au) george is an art student, and dream is a model.

00:00:00 (completed) by isleofdreams

(soulmate au) 00:00:00 is the moment you meet your soulmate, as indicated but the clock ticking down on your wrist until the moment you meet. i’m not a fan of soulmate aus; this fic is the exception.

Blue Skies Smilin' At Me (completed) by kivy

(artist au) i don’t usually cry while reading stuff, but this brought me damn near close. george is a painting conservator and chats it is with the ghost of the artist if the painting he is working on. they fall in a love.

Current Location (incomplete) by hendollana

(influencer au) george simps for a hot american instagram model. who knew he’d actually follow back?

The Withering (series) (series ongoing, 1 work completed) by App1e_Juice

(mc irl) lore and world building and fight scenes and everything i crave. what’s not to love? something starts making the plants and crops around dreams village wither, and must team up with new friends to find the cause of the mysterious disease plaguing the land.

Minecraft, But You Can't Leave (complete) by facadecake

(mc irl) dream and george are sucked into their own private minecraft world together and must beat the game to escape.

Free The Game, Beat the End (incomplete) by goatgoatwasfound

(mc irl) a glitch in minecraft causes thousands of players from around the world to be trapped inside minecraft, with only one way of escape- beating the ender dragon. first dnf fic i ever read, and it’s still 10/10 for me.

Why don't you come a little closer? (completed) by lifeofandoms

george gets stood up by a date, and Dream pretends he’s the date to save george from the embarrassment. simply adorable.

lightning bug (completed) by saintachesP

(band au) while on tour, dream realizes his feeling for george.

Hold me closer (completed) by Treesofmyheart

(mc irl/dsmp) i just,, really like this trope.

Dizzy on caffeine (completed) by GleamingGreenGoggles

(coffee shop au) best dnf coffeeshop au i’ve read. periodt.

living a life of crime isn’t always easy (series) (completed) by itisjosh

(mafia/assassin au) stockholm syndrome except it’s not weird.

Inhibitions Make Interesting Situations (completed) by Ship_On_The_Sea

i pissed myself laughing. it’s just a dream and george being hilariously dense, flustered idiots. serotonin central.

thy eternal summer shall not fade (completed) by gracequills

(high school au) that moment when you recite shakespeare to your crush in your ap lit class instead of confessing (hate it when that happens).

All is Fair in love and Football (ongoing) by graciegirl2001

(college au) #1 favorite college au. in which george is a cheerleader, and dream is the football teams rising star player. this one gets extra points because of the amazing karlnap moments sprinkled throughout. *chefs kisses air*

online love (completed) by andbutso

(high school au) online classes go zoooooooom

Can’t help falling (completed) by isleofdreams

dream re-learns the guitar to sing to george on his birthday. beautiful. fluffy. amazing

dance in the rain and my arms (completed) by lazy_kitkat

george is a rain god, and dream is a wind god

Weather Boy (completed) by DaintyDiizzle

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? (where dream can control the rain)

The color orange (completed) by anon

(mc irl) dream describes the colors of a sunset

Family Mode (completed)by Strawberry_flavoured_tears

they’re dads :,)

Breathing Room (incomplete) by papercranes

(band an) an amazing band au. the mad lad author wrote original songs for each chapter. above and beyond, mad props :). unfortunately, it’s incomplete

Piece of Clay (completed) by carbonbrine

(artist au) george is a sculptor and his sculpture comes to life- but oh no he’s hot.

Try (completed) by Not4typicalwriter

(royalty au) george must choose a suitor, but none of them are up to dream, his head knights, standards. or dream is hella jelly. also protective dream is perfect

When the Roses Bloom (completed) by HederEgo

(royalty au) close second for my favorite fic. go to royalty au for a quick serotonin bost. it’s all fluff and flowers and crushes, and i love it. criminally underrated.

Heavenstruck (ongoing) by dontrollthedice

george is dreams guardian angel, and dream want to find out more about him and his past life. bittersweet :,)

Bang and Burn (completed) by App1e_Juice

(spy au) george accidentally falls for target number 1 on sapnap’s secret agency’s hit list. this ones great, i love me a spy au :)

Can I get a uhh… (completed) by lemonskies

dream keeps pulling up to the drive through mcdonald’s that george works at drunk.

Pretty Stranger (completed) by anon

when looking for dream in the terminal, george sees a cute guy and decides to flirt.

Take my Hand (completed) by latinbias

(royalty au) another royalty au? poggers. surprise twists? double poggers. love this a lot.

seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes (complete) by meridies

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP *inhales to compose herself* roadtrip au. unrequited love, ignored feelings, longing, pining, you know the drill. absolutely love this one, its the best roadtrip au i have ever read, in any fandom. (maybe cause i identify with it a little too much, but thats not important. whats important is that you read this fic. right now. im waiting).

Message redacted (complete) by justyouraverageloser

(text fic) dream asks for a girls number and realises hes been given the wrong number. however, an unexpected relationship starts to form between him and the stranger on the other end of the line.

the waves (completed) by anon

(mc irl) this fic was written by the same anon who wrote the color orange, which is up there on my fav dnf oneshot list. dream and george know they have a higher purpose. they don’t know where they came from, or why they are seemingly the only humans in the world, or how they feel about eachother, or even where the skeletons come from, but they are sure of one thing: they have to beat a dragon.

The Dream Doll (completed) by PeppDream (Pep_Pizza)

(voodoo i guess) i’m a real big fan of fics with really out there or unique concepts, so naturally this one makes the cut! i really liked it, it’s really sweet and made me think a lot about what matters to me in the world. george finds a strange doll in an antique shop, and would really like to just stuff it in a drawer and forget about it. sadly (?), the doll has other plans.

last updated February 6th, 2021