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[abrthephantomq]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Ayasato Chihiro | Mia Fey/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Ayasato Chihiro | Mia Fey/Miyanagi Chinami | Dahlia Hawthorne, Karuma Mei | Franziska von Karma & Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Itonokogiri Keisuke | Dick Gumshoe/Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Ayasato Mayoi | Maya Fey & Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright Characters: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Ayasato Chihiro | Mia Fey, Ayasato Mayoi | Maya Fey, Ayasato Harumi | Pearl Fey, Miyanagi Chinami | Dahlia Hawthorne, Karuma Mei | Franziska von Karma, Karuma Gou | Manfred von Karma, Ayasato Maiko | Misty Fey, Ayasato Kimiko | Morgan Fey, Ayame | Iris (Gyakuten Saiban) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Reincarnation, Song: Madness (Muse), Song: Verona (Muse), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Temporary Character Death, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, alternate universe - SALT-mates, Rivals With Benefits, Enemies to Lovers, Idiots in Love, clown to clown communication (stealing this tag bc it's too good), Polyamory, Afterlife, Multiverse, feythorne au, feythorne nation rise up, Addiction, (a study), addicted to self-sabotage: a chaos witch's journey, Phoenix Wright is a Little Shit, he's also a disaster bi, Childhood Friends to Lovers, all the tropes really these are just the ones I thought of while working on today's entry, mitsurugi raised in America, bc his weird "main character" hair color, write high & edit Sober (notes to self), von Karma changed Mitsurugi's last name to Edgeworth, MILES chose Miles to blend in better w/ the Americans, chosen names Series: Part 1 of Lovers, Fighters, Soul Family, Saltmates, Step Co-Parents Summary:

The result of me getting high on a Tuesday morning and writing Phoenix Wright fanfiction for an hour or two right once I can tell I'm high (usually around 9am~11am).

It's just going to be a bunch of random, possibly disconnected stories / non-linear / multiple verses happening at once, but I gotta practice doing this so I can write some chapters of Class Clown (currently working out the kinks in the next chapter - but it's gonna be a busy week for the next 2-3 for us) so it's probably gonna be a bit before I poke at it some more.

In the meantime - each session will be inspired by whatever songs Pandora plays for me from like, 9:15a-11:15a. Maybe sooner, depending on how I feel / whether I have the attention span. - Xander out

[powderedwhiteviolets]

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You play a fair game anon

1. What’s your middle name?

Wednesday. I no kidding. That is my bonafide middle name. And it’s not after the day. It’s after Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family.

2. What are you listening to right now?

Scream and Run Away - The Gothic Archives

3. What was the last thing you ate?

About three tiny snack bags of Dorito’s

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

I never use my phone for it’s intended purpose - instead i just use it to go through Tumblr whenever i don’t have my laptop.

5. Do you drink?

I’m underage, so no. Even if i was the legal age i wouldn’t, that shit tastes gross.

6. Do you smoke?

Nope.

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

I’m confused by this question - the first thing i notice in people in general or the first thing i noticed in the people i now call my friends? If it’s the former, then i barely notice anybody else in this world as it is. I live cut off from everyone else.

If it’s the latter, then i don’t know what exactly was the thing that makes me think “wow your actually worth my time”.

8. What is your hair color?

An ugly and startling shade of brown with this fast disappearing blonde streak that i had dyed back in Year 8.

9. What is your eye color?

Brown.

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

Only fake hipster glasses. Otherwise i have no need for them.

11. Dogs or cats?

CATS FTW

12. What’s your favorite animal?

CATS

13. What’s your favorite television show?

At the moment it’s the ASOUE Netflix series, but it’ll probably change to Star once Season 3 premiers.

14. What’s your favorite movie?

It’s well-known that i love Anastasia and Big Hero 6, so i’m going to share something different for a change. Some of my other favourites include Wreck-It Ralph, The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, and When Marnie Was There.

15. What’s your favorite band/singer?

Melanie Martinez.

16. How old are you?

15, 16 at the end of next month though.

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yes, i do. I’d rather not talk about it though.

18. What’s your sexual orientation?

Heterosexual.

19. What’s your favorite color?

Silver

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

I already give myself such a hard time late at night about all the embarrassing shit i’ve done i don’t need to broadcast it to the world

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

Not necessarily someone else, but somewhere else. 

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

Take any classic bratty child (Pacifica Northwest, Veruca Salt, ect) and there you have me. 

23. What would your dream house be like?

Big, spacious, has a lot of unnecessary rooms i just keep because i feel like it, with plenty of room for the cats to roam. Ideally, it would be in a city.

24. What last made you laugh?

I don’t remember.

25. What is your favorite word?

“Inordinate”

26. What is your least favorite word?

“Excess” . I always think of something gross whenever i hear the word.

27. What turns you on?

Being as crazy (or crazier) than i am (evil is just an added bonus), looking a very specific way as well, and not being afraid to call the shots. 

28. What turns you off?

Anything that is not the above, but most notably becoming super uncomfortable with any gore. I mean, leave me to be the one who faints over this stuff. 

29. What is your star sign?

Gemini.

30. What are your favorite books?

As i stated before, i don’t tend to read anymore but there are a couple of books i’ve enjoyed over the years.

31. Do you have any siblings?

No.

32. Do you like to dance?

I used to like dancing before a particularly embarrassing moment back in 5th Grade made me uncomfortably realise i’m actually shit at it.

33. What is your definition of cheating?

Hacking a game just so you can win and rub it in your friends faces.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

There’s no-one to cheat on, never has been.

35. Do you regret anything?

*looks at my long list* how about we don’t

36. Do you have any phobias?

I do but i’m too smart to reveal them here.

37. Ever broken any bones?

Nope.

38. Ever come close to death?

The multiple times i tried to commit suicide back in 2015, plus a close call with a car that if it weren’t for dumb luck i would have died. 

39. What is your religion, if any?

I’m not religious.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

One years ago during that period of time where i couldn’t shut the fuck up about how much i loved this one boy at my former school. As well as it being a depressing chapter in my life, it’s also kinda cringey. The psych i saw wasn’t very good at his job. Many people have said i need to go see someone now but i think they’ll just try and stop me.

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes. Call me shallow, but i have to be attracted to something, personality is just an added bonus.

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

I don’t consider myself to be like either.

43. What is your favorite season?

Spring.

44. Do you have any tattoos?

No, and i don’t like needles so i’ll never get one.

45. Do you have any piercings?

Nein.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Depends on who you count as a boyfriend.

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

Don’t have one.

49. Are you a virgin?

Underage, so yes. I’ll probably stay a virgin.

50. Do you get jealous easily?

Yes, even over petty things.

51. What is your favorite type of food?

Japanese food.

52. Do you ever want to get married?

(Copy ‘N Pasted from an earlier ask)

Yes, but it’s extremely unlikely for this to happen. I’ll be the 60 year old spinster who hides in her massive mansion still obsessing over a game that came out 46 years ago (in that time)

53. Who was your first kiss with?

Never have kissed anyone, unless you count the brother of a friend many years ago, but since i was 5 and it seems more like assault looking back on it, i don’t. 

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

It happens with the person i want it to happen with.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Introvert, though i become extroverted around the people i’m comfortable with.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

Never really thought about it. I’ve spent to much time thinking of how much better alternate universe versions of me are doing right now (to be honest, apart from one specific thing in life i’m doing kinda fine)

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

A good singing voice

59. What is your saddest memory?

That ties in with most traumatic memory, which is something i do not ever wish to recount as i’ve spent most of my life blocking it out.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

I guess?

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

See question 8.

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumour about you?

Of course. I was always regarded as the crazy one throughout my years of school, though i haven’t been doing much to help it with my crazy escapades and talk that disturbs those around me.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

My moral code involves money a lot, so no.

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?

I have a tendency to faint, but a few specific things have to happen for me to pass out. I have to have not eaten anything all day, gotten minimum sleep at night and have a trigger that sets it off (eg: overt descriptions of blood or drugs). Though if you’ve ever been in a Health class with me you’d already know this.

I’m not an empathetic person.

And finally, when i was little i once ate a flower in a bowl of flour because i thought it would turn me into a fairy.

66. Who are you jealous of?

Alternate versions of me, and people who have a Snow Miku.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

Yes, mainly a rabbit named Silver and a Kyubey plushie.

68. How long was your longest relationship?

A week.

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

It’s empty because i drank it all.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Just plainly pin me against a wall and do whatever you want with me. I just like the idea of being forced.

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

My long time friend Ella, who’s been with me through thick and thin, even after years ago in Year 3 i sent her a bunch of mean messages on Moshi Monsters because i was jealous of all the stuff she had.

72. Are you in a relationship?

No, i wish i was.

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

N/A  

74. Are you a bad person?

Yes.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

A fighter. Definitely a fighter.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

I went to get Korean Fried Chicken and see Alice Through The Looking Glass (great film btw). It was pretty awesome.

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

“I defeat Brazilian Night” - Hameru, Meduka Meguca because of the meme

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

If they were murdered, enact vengeance, if they died by accident i would be a super hermit for awhile.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I would get all my dolls and hide them at my Dad’s future house.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

Admit all the horrible things i’ve done or almost done, probably bang some random guy, hug a bunch of cats, watch my favourite series’ and eat everything.

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

So i posted this on Reddit ages ago but to date it’s my weirdest dream (even weirder than the one with Kizana and Usami).

It started off with me, some internet friends and kids created by my subconscious hanging out in the town i used to live in. We ran into my Dad and i said hi to him and he told me that he’ll be getting home from work early today to celebrate New Years Eve.

We then went to an Italian restruant and i ordered some spaghetti. Then for some reason we all split up and left before eating. I went with this girl named Bessie and we ended up walking around in some dark suburb. I acquired a car so we went driving around for awhile but we drove past my former stepmother who was loudly complaining about some kid at her work. I freaked out, so we both abandoned the car and took a train to Craigieburn instead.

The train had this really nice old-timey look to it and you could order food and beverages. The train stopped at this one station, and this old fat guy got on the train and sat next to me. This demented weirdo thought i was Jesus Christ (what) and tried to make advances on me. I stood up and was like “that ain’t happening” and he followed me. He insisted that i was god but i just kept saying “No, i’m a girl named Luna and i’m an atheist. Leave me alone”. (my name isn’t Luna in real life) Bessie and some other passengers told him to leave me alone and he kinda skulked off after that. I had a nice conversatuion with Bessie about the New Year and checked my phone for the time. It was 9:40 so i still had time to make it to Nana’s house to see Dad.

So up until this point. the dream hasn’t been overtly crazy. At this point, we had finally arrived at Craigieburn station and everyone left the train. I stayed back to clean up the various plates and cups (totally unlike me by the way) and then the doors just shut. A few other straddles were on the train at the time too. The train started moving and everyone freaked out because they didn’t want to be there, but instead of the train just looping around like it should have, it went UP. Then we ended up on a tram track and were fine for a little while until we collided with the tram. Somehow i survived all of this and woke up in hospital.

And congrats if you read that all.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

I’d be happier ina relationship, but only with the right person.

83. Who were you in a past life?

Probably some irrelevant fuck.

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

I don’t remember to be honest.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

FUCK YES that whole bullshit in 2015/half of 2016 as well is because the guy i liked wasn’t interested and was frankly creeped out by my constant stalking.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

I don’t remember one in particular but apparently when i was younger i used to talk to people who weren’t actually there. I still kinda do,

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

Forcibly cancel Teen Titans Go and PPG2016.

88. What is your ideal career?

Writer/Director of animated films and television series’

89. What is your political affiliation?

As of right now and for the foreseeable future, i remain apolitical.

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

I don’t give a crap about politics anymore.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

Neither is perfect. Perfection unfortunately doesn’t truly exist in this world.

92. Do you like kissing in public?

Theoretically, no.

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

I would make fictional characters real for one.

94. Where would you like to live?

Not in this world.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

Japan or St Petersburg

96. Describe yourself in one word.

Materialistic

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

“Yeah, Anya? She’s many things. Arrogant, Selfish, Materialistic, Obsessive, Insane, Lazy, Idiot, Brat, Loser, Sadsack, Psycho, Weak, Sick”.

That’s enough of my pity party