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footballffbarbiex · 4 years ago
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The Tickle Monster.
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Sergi Roberto trying to teach his four year old son to swim but the kid is just trying to splash him
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With Sergi’s wife out of the house and not due to be back for a little while, he’d decided today would be a fine day to head out to the pool and try to teach his little boy how to swim. With neither of them strangers to being in the water together, the initial fear of trying to get him in there was no longer an issue but trying to get him out of the water wings was.
“You can hold onto this,” Sergi tries again. His feet touch the bottom of the pool but he bends his knees so he can appear to be treading water to try and encourage him in as he makes his way back over. One hand flattens on the side, pressed against the body board while the other circles through the water softly to help keep him afloat.
The little boy stands and observes the water, the slow rippling of the surface as his dad moves and carefully dips his big toe before pulling a face.
“Don’t be like that, come on. I’ll hold you.”
He’s still not convinced though, dipping the very tips of his toes into the water and glancing over. They’re near the shallow, away from the steps to get in but not too far along to truly be too deep.
“We can have your board in here, or one of the pool noodles? And you’re wearing your water wings. You know you’re safe.”
“But you’re taking them off.”
“Not both of them. And not all at once. I want you comfortable and happy. Hey, look at me,” he instructs, waiting until the little boy before him locks eyes with him, “I won’t let anything happen to you ok?”
“Promise?”
“I promise. I’m your daddy, it’s what I’m here for. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
He sighs as he concedes in the only way a four-year-old can, picks up his body board and plops it down onto the water as he chews on the inside of his lip as he cautiously makes his way over to the steps. Sergi follows on his knees, ready to hold his hands out to help him into the water. He tentatively takes each step, one hand is out to steady himself in case he does tumble forward while the other is out at his side but up above his shoulder to balance himself.
Sergi tries not to make a big deal out of it because he knows if he does, he’ll turn around and not come back in. He keeps stepping in until he reaches the bottom step, prompting Sergi to push the float closer to him to reach out and grab. He doesn’t want to rush him or make him feel silly for doing something he’s done so many other times with ease, because he knows the next steps are scary and that’s not something to be mocked.
He waits until he’s fully holding it before saying, “I’m going to move this now ok? I need you to kick with your legs to make it go.” He waits for his son to nod that he understands and tries not to grin at the look of concentration upon his face. Slowly, he walks backwards, taking the shortest steps he possibly can so that he’s not progressing too quickly to make him feel rushed. He guides him around, making sure he looks comfortable before he leads him to a spot near the middle, closer to the shallow end than the deeper side.
“Ok now when I move with you, I want you to make biiiiig circles with your legs instead of kicking. Can you do that? Do you remember how I do it?”
“Uh huh.”
“Good. Keep holding on and make those big circles.” Sergi says, “can you show me now how you do them?” He asks, holding the board with one arm as he moves around the side to watch, giving his son the perfect time to show he can do it but also take advantage and do a small kick to test. The water splashes, not quite reaching Sergi but close enough to have him raising his eyebrow. “Oh, you want to play that game huh?” he steps forward, his fingers go to his son’s ribs and armpits as he tickles him. “Yeah? Let’s see how funny you are now. Think you can try and splash me and get away with it?”
His son clings to the body board, his eyes are clamped shut as he laughs hysterically, trying his best to wriggle out of his dad’s grip as he kicks his legs and splashes as a distraction.
“Let that be a lesson to you,” Sergi tells him, a little breathless from his own laughter. He watches his son, who is a mini me version of him, turn to look at him as one leg slowly begins to raise. Sergi raises an eyebrow, knowing what’s coming and wiggles his fingers in preparation and when that foot comes back down, water showers the two of them as a result, Sergi’s fingers resume their tickling.
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footballerimaginess · 4 years ago
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ive been trying to think of an idea for ages because I love your writing and ive finally got one. could you do a summer blurb with Sergi Roberto where he meets his ex when he's on holiday with their son and they realise they're still in love?
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“Papa” your little boy Marco ran over to Sergi as you were on holiday. You weren’t supposed to meet up but you realised you had messaged him by accident. That’s how he knew you were in the same place. “Hi buddy, mama didn’t tell you were here” you smiled. You felt your heart go again in ways it did when you were first together. But whenever he was around Marco, you had feelings for him again. “Lovely to see you. I’m a fan of this hair, suits you” he smiled as he admired your new change of hair colour to pink and had it cut shorter. “Thank you” you smiled. “So how have you been? You enjoying your holiday buddy?” you nodded as Marco rested his head into Sergi’s shoulder. “He has, he is probably quite tired. Maybe you could have him for the day tomorrow? We could come and see you?” you suggested. “Yes if you want too, I would like that” he agreed. 
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footballffbarbiex · 4 years ago
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Sergi Roberto. 3. His dog Baloo. Honestly Baloo is so cute
Those big beautiful blue eyes that you love and adore pull you in the second the facetime connects. 
“There’s my beautiful girl,” he grins and his face softens completely. “I’ve missed you.”
“I miss you too.” 
“The baby misses you.” 
“Baloo can’t talk. How do you know he misses me?” You counter and Sergi laughs. 
“I haven’t seen Baloo for a while actually, probably off napping somewhere.” He says, turning to look but the dog hasn’t approached at the sound of his name like normal or the sound of your voice. “Sure you don’t need us to come out? I don’t mind.” Sergi asks, tilting his head and you know he’s looking over every available part of you on the screen. He’s got that “I’m so in love with you” look etched on his face and you know you’re giving him the same look.
“It’s only a few more days and then I’ll be back to annoying you and you’ll be wishing you had the house to yourself.”
“Nope. It isn’t going to happen.” He grins. “I can’t wait to hug you. How is everyone?”
“Good, I think some are still nursing their hangover. Who knew you could have a three day one hey-ho.”
“It’s a wedding with a free bar,” Sergi laughs, “it’s what happens.”
“I wish you could have been there.” You comment, feeling a little sad that he hadn’t been able to come. 
“Me too. You looked beautiful in your dress. I’m jealous of anyone who danced with you.”
“Jealous of the bride? How rude of you.”
“Well, when she’s wearing a dress like that? How could I not be? It would have shown my legs perfectly, I’d been looking at one similar for in case I could make it.” he comments as you chuckle. “I can’t wait to kiss you.”
“Just a few more days.”
“Just a few more days.” He repeats. 
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footballerimaginess · 4 years ago
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Prompt 8 from the fluff with Sergi Roberto plssss x
Word Count: 273  “Okay, where are all my jumpers?” 
Sergi was sorting his wardrobe out, putting all his new clothes in there. Meanwhile, you were doing some work in your office. He had a box full of clothes that he wasn't going to wear anymore.
"There is so much in there Serg" you said as he walked into your office, placing it down. "Yeah there is. I think there are much more deserving people that needs this. So I feel that this would be good to be given to charity" you smiled at him. "That is cute, have you got much left to do?" you asked him. "I have a bit" he told you, as you followed him to the bedroom.
"I do have something to ask you though" Sergi folded his jeans and putting them in the cupboard. "Yes, what?" you asked as you laid on your bed. "okay, where are all my jumpers?" Sergi asked as he only showed the few he had in his wardrobe.
"Don't know, maybe the jumper thief has come in and stole them" you cheekily replied. "Thanks babe" Sergi huffed. "I know you are stealing them, but where do you keep hiding them? I need to wear them. I want to have my Nike one back?" Sergi asked, you jumped off the bed and found a few of his jumpers. "Here we go, Serg. Want them back?" you sighed and pouted.
"Sorry baby, but these are mine. I know you want them. But I hate that you keep stealing my jumpers" Sergi complained. "But I love them, urgh fine. You have them all. I will just freeze" you smirked. "You are so dramatic" Sergi moaned.
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footballffbarbiex · 3 years ago
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12 months of....
I love the idea of having a month dedicated to certain players. Weekend updates will not change, and will be anyone and everyone, but one day throughout the week will be dedicated to x player to be able to post their requests if they have a lot of them, otherwise I may take some small blurbs to fill the gaps. What this form will tell me, is who you'd like for certain months. I'll then look through the requests that I have and begin to work with them.
vote here. 
Below you’ll be able to see who has been put forward for each month so far. 
January:
Current winner: Leon.
ben chilwell
Benjamin pavard
Eric Dier
Heccy B
Jude Bellingham
Leon Goretzka x 5
Llorente
Marco Rose
Mason Mount x3
Mats Hummels
Neymar
Paulo Dybala
Rafinha
Roman Bürki
Ruben Dias
Trent Alexander Arnold
Tyrone M
Feb:
Current winners: Ben Chilwell, Joe Gomez and Leon.  
Ben Chilwell x 3
Benjamin pavard
Declan Rice x2
dominic calvert lewin
Erling Haaland
Joe Gomez x 3
John Stones
Jude Bellingham
Leon Goretzka x3
Mason Mount
Mats Hummels x 2
Rafinha
Rodrigo De Paul
Trent Alexander Arnold
April:
Current winners: Leon Goretzka
Ben Chilwell x 2
Benjamin pavard
dele alli
Federico Chiesa
Jadon Sancho
John Stones
Jude Bellingham
Kevin Trapp
Leon Goretzka x 4
Marcus Rashford
Mason Mount x 2
RLC
Roman Burki
Trent Alexander Arnold x 2
Tyrone Mings
May:
Current winners: Trent
Alvaro Morata
Ben Chilwell
Benjamin pavard
DCL
Dele
Erik Durm
Hector Bellerin
Jadon Sancho
Jesse Lingard
Julian Brandt
Leon Goretzka x2
Marcus Rashford x2
Mats Hummels
Ruben Dias
Sergio Ramos
Trent Alexander Arnold x3
June:
Current winners: Leon Goretzka
Ben Chilwell x2
Benjamin pavard
Erling Halland
Frenkie de Jong
Gianluca Scamacca 
Jack Grealish x3
Jude Bellingham
Kai havertz x 2
Leon Goretzka x 4
Marco Rose x 2
Marcus Rashford
Mason Mount x 2
Mats Hummels
Rafael Alcantara
July:
Current winners: Federico Bernardeschi, Leon and Mason
Ben Chilwell
Benjamin pavard
Ciro Immobile
Federico Bernardeschi x 2
Jack Grealish
Jadon Sancho
Jesse Lingard
John Stones
jorginho
Jude Bellingham
Kalvin Phillips
Leon goretzka x 2
Marco Rose
Mason Mount x 2
RLC
scott mctominayToni Kroos
Virgil Van Dijk
August:
Current winners: Roman Burki
Benjamin pavard
DCL
Eric Dier
Gonzalo Higuain
Héctor Bellerin
John Stones
Jude Bellingham x 2
Leon Goretzka x 2
Marco Rose
Marcus Rashford
Oscar Mingueza
Paulo Dybala
Roman Burki x 3
sonny
Trent
Virgil VD
September:
Current winners: Benji, Jesse, Leon, Virgil
Ben Chilwell
Ben Godfrey
Benjamin pavard x 2
Christian Pulisic
Dcl
Eric Dier x 2
Hector Bellerin
Jadon sancho
Jesse Lingard x 2
John Stones
Karim Benzema
Leon goretzka x2
Marco Asensio
Marco Rose
Mats Hummels
Ruben Dias
Sergi Roberto
Trent
Virgil Van Dijk x 2
October:
Current winners: Benji, Jesse, Leon, Marco, Marcus and Trent 
Ben Chilwell
Ben Godfrey
Benjamin pavard x 2
Calum Chambers
Declan Rice
Jesse Lingard x 3
Jordan Henderson
Karim Benzema
Kepa
Leon goretzka x 2
Marco Rose x 2
Marcus Rashford x 2
Oscar Mingueza
Paulo Dybala
Rafinha
Trent Alexander Arnold x 2
November:
Current winners: Hector and Mason.
anto
Benjamin pavard
Bernd Leno
Hector Bellerin x 2
Jack Grealish
Jadon Sancho
John Stones
Kalvin Phillips
Leon goretzka
Marco Rose
Mason Mount x 2
Mats x 2
Roman Burki
Ruben Dias
Simon Kjaer
Tyrone Mings
December:
Current winners: Antoine, Mason and Virgil.
All of them at once, fighting for me
Antoine Griezmann x 2
Benjamin pavard
DCL
Dusan Tadic
John Stones
Jorginho
Leon goretzka
Marco Rose
Mason Mount x2
Ruben Loftus Cheek
Sergio Ramos
Son Heung-Min
Trent AA
Tyrone Mings
Virgil Van Dijk x 2
#25
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footballerimaginess · 4 years ago
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2020 Imagines
Here are all of my imagines which I have posted in the year 2020. It has been a long year, so of course I have posted so much that I actually forgot I even wrote some of these imagines. But please enjoy reading these, I would love to know what your favourite imagine I wrote is. Also can you show this some love, I have put so much effort into writing all these imagines as well as putting this list together. 
JANUARY  1) Leroy Sane - You’re hiding something from me part 2 2) Roman Burki - Adopting A Princess Part 2  3) Jesse Lingard - She’s A Bully Part 2  4) Karim Benzema - Girlfriend Or Wife Part 2  5) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew  6) Eric Dier - Birthday Love  FEBRUARY  1) Jack Grealish - After Game Fun  2) Andy Robertson - Friends Or More?  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - Press Conference  4) Kostas Manolas - Cup Of Tea  5) Dele Alli - Rebound  6) Pierre Emerick Aubamayeng - Not A Secret  7) Hector Bellerin - Back Home  8) Paulo Dybala - Down To The Wire  9) Trent Alexander Arnold - Morning Riser  10) Frenkie De Jong - Coffee Date  11) Dele Alli - Playstation  12) Trent Alexnder Arnold - Supportive Boyfriend  13) Hector Bellerin - In The Stands  14) Jan Vertonghen - Hard Times  15) Niklas Stark - Feeling Lonely  16) Mauricio Pochettino - Dad’s The Word  17) Federico Bernardeschi - Spa Day  18) Piotr Zielinksi - Pamper Session  19) Jesse Lingard - Secret Fan  20) Marcus Rashford - That Ex  21) Jesse Lingard - Mummy Daddy Fighting  22) Jesse Lingard - Jealous Boy  23) Federico Bernardesch - Surprise Birthday Party  24) Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Home Sweet New Home  25) Paulo Dybala - Old Football Club  26) Alex Meret - How We Met  27) Dele Alli - Say Goodbye  28) Jesse Lingard - New Boots  29) Federico Bernardeschi - Disney Princess  MARCH  1) Jan Vertonghen - Stupid Fight  2) Ben Chiwell - Barbecue Night  APRIL  1) Eric Dier - Baby Kicks  2) Paulo Dybala - Friends with benefits  3) Alex Oxlade Chamberlain - I want pickles  4) Jesse Lingard - Gender Reveal Party  5) Trent Alexander Arnold - Multiple Babies  6) Roman Burki - Baby’s Room  7) Harry Winks - Hormonal  8) Ben Chilwell - 9 Months  9) Kylian Mbappe - Missing The Birth  10) James Maddison -  Daddy’s Day Out  11) Julian Brandt - Sick Baby  12) John Stones - John The Softy  13) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  15) Neymar - Just No More  16) Julian Brandt - Easter Blurb  17) Harry Kane - Easter Blurb  18) Paulo Dybala - Easter Blurb  19) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  20) Christian Pulisic - Baby Goes Home  21) Federico Bernardeschi - Sweet Music  22) Antoine Greizmann - Can We Have A Baby  23) Leon Goretzka - Baby Shopping  24) Dele Alli - I Feel Sick  25) Joshua Kimmich - Baby Kimmich  26) Virgil Van Dijk - My Little Mascot  27) Eric Dier - Lego Buddies  28) Tyrone Mings - Gym Workout  29) Ben Davies - Afternoon Nap  30) Jadon Sacnho - FaceTime Calls  31) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  32) Julian Brandt - Blurb  33) Kepa Arrizabalaga - Blurb  34) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  35) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  36) Pau Torres - Blurb  37) Christian Pulisic - TikTok Challenges  38) James Maddison - Night Walk  39) Dele Alli - Playstation Games  40) Reiss Nelson - Distraction  41) Alvaro Medran - Snakes And Ladders  42) Paulo Dybala - Work Work Work  MAY  1) Jan Vertonghen - Virtual Quiz  2) Ben Chiwell - Dinner Party  3) Hector Bellerin - Shaved Head  4) John Stones - Lockdown Date Night  5) Kai Havertz - Bake With Me  6) Julian Brandt - I’m with you  7) Pau Torres - Sore Loser  8) Thorgan Hazard - Painter  9) Harry Winks - The Baker  10) Ximo Navarro - Bored In The House  11) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 2  12) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  13) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Blurb  15) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  16) Eric Dier - Beauty Therapist  17) Hector Bellerin - Come Live With Me  18) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  19) Roman Burki - Blurb  20) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  23) Paulo Dybala - Blurb  24) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  25) Dele Alli - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Dele Alli - Blurb  28) Harry Winks - Blurb  29) Marco Asensio - Blurb  30) Eric Dier - Your Biggest Fan  31) Hector Bellerin - Two Dogs  32) Eric Dier - Amusement Park  JUNE  1) Trent Alexander Arnold - My Eyes Are Up Here  2) Kylian Mbappe - Grip your hair  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - You haven’t lost me  4) Ben Chilwell - There’s A Monster  5) Kylian Mbappe - Why are you in my room?  6) Jack Grealish - Don’t Leave  7) Kylian Mbaeppe - Stretch Marks  8) James Maddison - Dog’s Best Friend  9) Kylian Mbappe - My Body Wash  10) Marco Asensio - First Zoo Trip  11) Dele Alli - We’re not just friends  12) Neymar - I fell in love with you, not them  13) Dele Alli - In The Loft  14) Ben Chiwell - Nothing is wrong with you  15) Lukasz Pisczesk - Single Life  16) Donny Van De Beek - You make me weak  17) Marco Reus - The alcohol’s taking  18) Paulo Dybala - Stubborness  19) Nicolas Taglifico - Is That My Shirt?  20) Anyone You Like - Father’s Day  21) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  22) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  23) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  24) Ross Barkley - Blurb  25) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  28) Dele Alli - Blurb  29) Kylian Mbappe - Blurb  30) Dele Alli  Blurb  31) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  32) Lionel Messi - Blurb  33) Olivier Giroud - Blurb  34) Eden Hazard - Blurb  35) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  36) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  37) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  38) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  39) Harry Kane - Blurb  40) Robert Lewandowski - Blurb  41) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  42) Eden Hazard - Blurb  43) Jack Grealish - Blurb  44) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  45) John Stones - Blurb  46) Frenkie De Jong - Always On My Mind  47) Antoine Griezmann - I’m not being used no more  48) Leon Goretzka - You make me safe  49) Federico Bernardeschi - I think I’m in love with you  50) Jesse Lingard - It’s always been you  51) Marcus Rashford - I’m not going anywhere  52) Eric Dier - Bubble Bath  53) Antoine Griezmann - Rest Of My Life  54) Stefanos Kapino - Up All Night  55) Trent Alexander Arnold - So Kissable  56) Trent Alexander Arnold - The things you do to me  JULY  1) Dele Alli - Black Joggers  2) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 3  3) Hector Bellerin - To My Ex  4) James Maddison - A Little Miracle  5) James Maddison - A Little Miracle Part 2  6) Eric Dier - In The Shed  7) Isco - Blurb  8) Eric Dier - Blurb  9) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  10) James Maddison - Blurb  11) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  12) James Maddison - Blurb  13) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  14) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  15) Dele Alli - Blurb  16) Leon Goretzka - Blurb  17) Eric Dier - Blurb  18) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  19) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  20) Toby Alderweireld - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Christian Pulisic - Blurb  23) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  24) Harry Winks - Blurb  25) Jack Grealish - Blurb  26) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  27) Eric Dier - Blurb  28) Eric Dier - Blurb  29) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  30) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  31) Allison Becker - Blurb  32) Raul Jiminez - Blurb  33) James Justin - Blurb  34) James Maddison - Blurb  35) Steven Bergwijn - Blurb  36) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  37) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  38) Emil Krafth - Blurb  39) Nick Pope - Blurb  40) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  41) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  42) Jack Grealish - Blurb  43) Ruben Loftus Cheek - Blurb  44) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  45) Max Aarons - Blurb  46) Mason Mount - Blurb  47) Ruben Loftus Cheek - Blurb  48) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  49) Wilfried Zaha - Blurb  50) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  51) Sergio Aguero - Blurb  52) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  53) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  54) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  55) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  56) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  57) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  58) Aaron Connolly - Blurb  59) Raul Jiminez - Blurb  60) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  61) Dele Alli - Blurb  62) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  63) Che Adams - Blurb  64) Neco Williams - Blurb  65) Todd Cantwell - Blurb  66) Jack Wilshere - Blurb  67) Todd Cantwell - Blurb  68) Jack Grealish - Blurb  69) Callum Wilson - Blurb  70) Sander Berge - Blurb  71) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  AUGUST  1) Eric Dier - I’m moving teams  2) Neymar - I’m moving countries  3) Reiss Nelson - I can’t ignore this  4) Paulo Dybala - I’m you number one supporter  5) Leon Goretzka - Surgery  6) Marcus Rashford - I can’t handle it  7) Dele Alli - The Media  8) Dele Alli - I’m so proud of you  9) Ben Chilwell - Dream  10) Marco Asenio - Medal round your neck  11) Harry Winks - My biggest game of my life  12) Federico Bernardeschi - I can’t play this season  13) Rhian Brewster - It’s an honour  14) Marc Bartra - My Baby  15) Ruqui Puig - I’m struggling not playing  16) Jadon Sancho - Play for your country  17) Alex Oxlade Chamberlain - Daddy has to go now  18) Ben Chilwell - Why does daddy need to go? 19) Trent Alexander Arnold - That Trophy  20) Dele Alli - I should have done better  *21) Noah Beck - Broody Beck  22) Kylian Mbappe - You could have been nicer  23) Eric Dier - The Dirty Text  24) Tyrone Mings - Sigh  25) Christian Pulisic - Attention  26) Jadon Sancho - Kissing your best friend  27) Trent Alexander Arnold - Naked  28) Tyrone Mings - Is your man still around?  29) Ben Chilwell - Rating the day  30) Trent Alexander Arnold - I ate all your snacks  31) Jordan Henderson - The wrong name check  SEPTEMBER  1) Paulo Gazzaniga - I have a human growing  2) James Maddison - You are pregnant?  3) Ben Chilwell - I miss daddy  4) Nicolas Tagalifico - Stretch Marks  5) Federico Bernardeschi - Pregnancy Test?  6) Marco Asensio - Wrapped round your little finger  7) Eric Dier - Bump is in the way  8) Harry Winks - My life is complete with you  9) Julian Brandt - The First Meeting  10) Eric Dier - You bought the kids a dog?  11) Eric Dier - I’m too young to have a baby  12) Kai Havertz - Troublesome Twins  13) Paulo Gazzaniga - I’m Late  14) Eric Dier - I can’t do this  15) Reiss Nelson - He is kicking  16) Jack Grealish - Skin To Skin  17) Marco Asensio - Pregnancy is hard  18) Paulo Dybala - I need a plaster  19) Antoine Greizmann - Stomach Bug?  20) Frenkie De Jong - Pregnant Again  21) Ben Davies - It’s your turn  22) Roman Burki - We do make cute babies  23) Joshua Kimmich - Pregnancy Hormones  24) Leon Goretzka - You are pissing me off  25) Nemanja Matic - Sneaky Wine  26) Jadon Sancho - Where do babies come from?  27) Harry Kane - Triplets  28) Trent Alexander Arnold - Homework  29) Dele Alli - Baby Clothes  30) Trent Alexander Arnold - Nothing fits me  OCTOBER 1) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat  2) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter 2  3) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter Three  4) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trck Or Treat Chapter Four  5) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter Five  6) Reiss Nelson - Trick And Treating  7) Dele Alli - Halloween Party  8) Leon Goretzka - You scared me  9) Dele Alli - Scary movie night  10) Ben Chilwell - Sweets  11) Jack Grealish - I hate scary films  12) Marcus Rashford - Ghost  13) Eric Dier - Halloween Decorations  14) Eric Dier - Scaredy Cat  15) Trent Alexander Arnold - Scary Date Night  16) Tyrone Mings - Prank War  17) Emre Can - Someone touched me  18) Reiss Nelson - Bedtime Story  19) Harry Winks - I’m not dressing up  20) Jadon Sancho - Ouijia Board  21) Christian Pulisic - I want them sweets  22) Eric Dier - Ghost Train  23) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  24) Eric Dier - Burb  25) Jack Grealish - Blurb  26) James Maddison - Blurb 27) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  28) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  29) Son Heung Min - Blurb  30) Stefanos Kapino - Blurb  31) Takumi - Blurb  32) Jack Grealish - Blurb  33) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  34) Eric Dier - Blurb  35) Hugo Lloris - Blurb  36) Mason Mount - Blurb  NOVEMBER  1) Pierre Emile Hojbjerg - Blurb  2) Eric Dier - Blurb  3) Harry Winks - Blurb  4) Eric Dier - Blurb  5) Jack Grealish - Blurb  6) Eric Dier - Blurb  7) Jack Grealish - Blurb  8) Eric Dier - Blurb  9) Eric Dier - Blurb  10) Jack Grealish - Blurb  11) Andy Robertson - Blurb  12) Jack Grealish - Blurb  13) Eric Dier - Blurb  DECEMBER  1) Ben Chilwell - Christmas Song  2) Toby Alderweireld - Wrapping Presents  3) Eric Dier - Die Hard  4) James Maddison - This Is my present  5) Ben Chilwell - Santa’s Naughty List  6) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Meet Santa  7) Trent Alexander Arnold - Cooking Dinner  8) Christian Pulisic - How many more times?  9) Christian Pulisic - Ugly Christmas Jumper  10) Ruben Loftus Cheek - You’re the biggest child  11) Jack Grealish - 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footballffbarbiex · 4 years ago
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May’s Updates.
Word count: 15,462
The First Time. Trent Alexander-Arnold. smut. 02/05/2020
Louder. Roman Burki. smut. 03/05/2020
Trent has a crush. 04/05/2020
Toothbrush. Trent Alexander-Arnold. (very brief mention of smut) 05/05/2020
A drastic haircut. Trent Alexander-Arnold blurb. 07/05/2020
The Mask. Antoine Griezmann. 09/05/2020
On A Whim. Tyrone Mings. 10/05/2020
Harry fluff blurb. 10/05/2020
Revelations.  Roman Burki. HEA. 11/5/2020
Promises You Can’t Keep. Dele hints at smut blurb. 16/05/2020
The shirt. Marco Asensio. 17/05/2020
Nico Tagliafico blurb. 17/05/2020
Antoine Griezmann blurb.  17/05/2020
Baby daddy Dier.  17/05/2020
DCL blurb.  17/05/2020
Sergi Roberto blurb.  17/05/2020
leon blurb one. 18/05/2020
Dele blurb. 18/05/2020
Jadon blurb. 18/05/2020
Trent blurb 18/05/2020
Leon blurb two. 18/05/2020
Early Labour. Roman Burki. HEA. 25/05/2020
Fries On The House. Ben Chilwell. 26/05/2020
Big Games Only. Trent Alexander Arnold. 28/05/2020
Lights Off. Dele. 30/05/2020
Do You Approve? Leon Goretzka. Light smut. 31/05/2020
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On Patreon: Word count: 27,087
Tumblr blurb. 13. Paulo Dybala. 02/05/2020
All About D. Marco Reus. 04/05/2020 Monthly patreon request.
Tumblr blurb 14. Nico Tagliafico. 05.05.2020
Toothbrush. Trent Alexander-Arnold. (very brief mention of smut) 05/05/2020
You Make Me Nervous. Kylian Mbappe ft Neymar. 07/05/2020
Tumblr blurb 15. Dele. 08/05/2020
Who’s Loving You? Roman Burki. HEA. 11/05/2020
Tumblr blurb 16. Kai Havertz. 11/05/2020
On Her Toes. Federico Bernardeschi/oc/Mario Hermoso threesome. smut. Monthly patreon request.12/05/2020
Without Knowing You. Pilot series. 14/05/2020
A La La La La Long. Jan Oblak. smut.  smut. Monthly patreon request.16/05/2020
Tumblr blurb 17. Eric Dier. 17/05/2020
Comfort Movie List. Henry Cavill. Monthly patreon request 18/05/2020
Still Nothing. Marco Reus. Monthly patreon request 19/05/2020
Jack The Lad. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Teacher series. 20/05/2020
Buzzies. Eric Dier. Spring series. 22/05/2020
Mr Brave. Chris Evans.  Monthly patreon request 24/05/2020
And Then I Met You. Chapter Three. Paulo Gazzaniga.  Monthly patreon request 24/05/2020
The Ice Queen. Roman Burki. HEA. 25/05/2020
Toast And Cereal. Trent.  Monthly patreon request. 26/05/2020
Tumblr blurb 18.  Adam Lallana 27/05/2020
Already There. Daniel Ricciardo.  Monthly patreon request. 29/05/2020
Tumblr blurb 19. Harry Winks. 31/05/2020
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footballffbarbiex · 4 years ago
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Nico Tagliafico blurb. 
Antoine Griezmann blurb
Baby daddy Dier.  
DCL blurb.  
Sergi Roberto blurb.  
When I know I’m going to be posting a few updates in one day, I don’t tend to add my tag list because I don’t want it to be like UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE. Whereas if you’re following enough people, hopefully it won’t just be my posts annoying the shit out of you 😅
Anyway, now including my tag list as I put together the 5 blurbs I posted this afternoon.
I’ll do the same thing tomorrow when I post the next five featuring Dele, Jadon, Trent and Leon :)
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