#sera speaking

[redladydeath]

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Carmilla is the host of the board of Pentagram City Overlords

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

[deadghosy]

Penguin Y/N being a gremlin and scaring everyone cause apparently Penguins have these, flesh tendrils in their mouths that look like teeth?

HOW H.H. CAST REACT TO PEGUIN’S READER MOUTH:

Penguin y/n has definitely flashed them on someone trying to harass the cast😭. It’s like that crawfish video on where they would have their arms out in a t-pose ass stance and literally “hiss” at them. You do cause slight fear to new sinners who never seen inside of a penguin’s mouth. But hey, at least you get scary points😭😭

Possibly so Lucifer would be trying to brush the cute penguin reader..but when they opened their mouth he almost passed out. Yes he may be the king of hell, but he as never seen “teeth” like those dear friend.

Alastor …he honestly might not care but make comments on it. Hell he may even stare closely at it as if he had a degree in being a dentist 💀. This old timey fucker laughs at the fear you put on peoples faces when they see your teeth

Nifty, “what are those?” She’s poking your mouth as you quack at her to stop. She’s a curious sinner, so she doesn’t understand what you are showing her with those fleshy…tendrils.

Charlie..ehhh I feel like she would be like “WOAH what the fu-” then quickly, and nervously asks about those fleshy ass teeth. She might also look it up to make sure you can “chew”. She’s just a considerate person 🥹

Vaggie, eh I feel like she would scream “WTF?!” But then calm down when you close your mouth because hey. You don’t use them to harm others. She’s just shocked.

Angel, the same as vaggie. He probably makes a slight dirty joke but not a lot towards it.

Husk, he’s too drunk to even care. And he’s not sober to even care more😕

Sera, doesn’t care. I mean why would she when she’s busy being a seraphim. No hard feelings but it’s realistic.

Adam, “WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS THAT-" he makes freakish ass comments and jokes about it. He probably asked if your so called teeth broke all because of a lollipop. He may be an asshat and even pull one out of his pocket💀

Pentious, poor boy got scared. I mean shit, yeah he was in hell and died again, and went to heaven. But boy did he not know your fleshy tendrils looks disgusting and disturbing. He may say that he suggested you brush your teeth 😭😭

Emily, thinks they’re cute! Of course this cinnamon roll isn’t scared of the fleshy tendrils. She always sees you as cute little thing….even if you chomped on her arm she would thank you!

Lastly Lute, doesn’t care. Do I have to say it? She’s a killer to sinners so of course she ain’t scared of some damn fleshy ass teeth…

A/N: that’s all I got for today lol. I might come back to writing for hazbin hotel, not much for helluva boss since I kinda dropped off of that YouTube series. But yeah!

[zevanthsnecromancy]

Seras you absolute muppet head.

[saintemry]

the thing about the magicians is that. well i’m no expert but i’m pretty sure tv shows are not supposed to make you physically ill when you think about them.

[mmmfanfiction]

I want ALL of them

[fittlebottom]

T4T PIP SERAS TRUTHERS COME AND FEED. .

It's like so obv how often my artstyle will just shift when u compare the first two pics it's not even funny >:-/

[serrennedyanonwriter]

Capcom needs to drop a Luis DLC for me, my almost 60K word-count Luis autism doc doesn’t have enough information on him, I need more /hj

[arecaceae175]

Hello, it's me, your fan!

I really like your fanfic from Febuwhump 2023, chapter 25 to 30, your story makes me tense when I read it XD.

I made Sky's fanart in chapter 25, Knife Wound. I really enjoyed the story and loved drawing this fanart!

fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44354347/chapters/113707750

I hope you like it!

AHSHHFFJEJENWNAJANDNFKWJSKWOQKWLFNFJDOQPDNDNWJWKPSKDE (/pos)

OH MY GOD. I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED AS I WAS WRITING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so so so much 😭🥹🥰😍💞🥹💞 I’m so normal about this. I will be thinking about it forever every day for the rest of my life. I’m so happy. So many happy stims!!!! You’ve made my month!

Can I link the art in the fic notes? Everyone must see and appreciate this.

[tentotea]

Local woman suffers the horrors (terrible takes about their favourite characters)

[redladydeath]

There's a lot of really interesting new information in the Hazbin Playbill!

[prudereality]

scary likes a boy the boy likes her she doesn’t deserve love she hates him. a guy she calls her friend starts to like him. the boy starts to like him back the boy plays hard to get maybe she has a chance no she doesn’t. the boy dies he likes the guy back. maybe he still liked her but he’d dead so who cares what does it matter. scary marlowe and normal oak what the fuck dod this joker kinnie DO TO YOU

[regalautumn]

you mfs don't understand just how badly I want to have a replica of Luis's zippo lighter

I don't even smoke, and I don't plan on it because I've already gained enough second hand smoking from my parents to practically have black lung myself but I just think it would be so cool to have

(probably would also like to have the same rings as him but that's a different topic for a different time)

[luciferlightbringer]

Silly Lucifer Headcannon Time!

So I read somewhere the idea that the reason why the exterminations happened was because Azrael, the angel of Death, told Sera that Lucifer was trying to build an army in hell, and this freaked her out.

But what if it was all just like a really bad “game of telephone”? Like… Lucifer had talked to one of his siblings, probably Gabriel, about making his ducks and they were like “damn, that is like an army of ducks” and then somehow that info morphed and made its way to Azrael that Lucifer had an army and then told Sera.

Sera: “We need to keep the exterminations going as long as you have this army you are amounting.”

Lucifer: “Army? What army? I’m too busy with Charlie’s hotel, running hell in general, and my rubber ducks to be dealing with an army”

Sera: “Y-your… rubber ducks?”

Lucifer: “Yes” *holds rubber ducks up to the screen*

Sera: “…. How many of these rubber ducks do you have?”

Lucifer: “Uhhhh…” *pans video your room full of rubber ducks* “Gabriel called them my “army of rubber ducks””

Sera: *pinches nose* “AZRAEL!!!”

[fallen-ash19]

OKAY, HERE WE GO YALL

i wish tumblr would allow more than 12 options, but WHATEVER!

if your favorite character isn’t up there, tag ‘em! comment them! MAKE IT KNOWN!

have fun, you little sinners 🫶💕

[wyvernscales]

I FIRMLY believe that when Iron Bull heard about Sera, he almost shit his pants. You see, 'saarebas' just means 'dangerous thing', so 'saare' just means 'dangerous'. And yeah, yeah, I'm sure Sera's not an uncommon name or whatever, but I choose to believe Bull thought twice about joining the Inquisition when he heard there was a being so terrifying, that even the bas just call her dangerous.

[eggnogtoast]

no art today. read my luis serra ramblings, boy.

(thoughts on his time at his old house, and how it might've affected him)

as per usual, i've been thinking a lot about luis' background and all the nuances of how his upbringing seeps into his day-to-day life, and there's one main thing i keep going back to: when he came back to valdelobos, he went to his childhood home.

he returned to the bedroom he used to have, and it was all the same as the day he left. under the rubble and the burnt remnants of furniture and decoration, it's all the same. it's like he never left.

i wonder what kind of a toll it took on him to go back there every night, or however often he returned. what it felt like to crawl into bed like a little kid, to look across the room for his grandfather and be greeted by nothing but the charred walls.

there was no kind voice to read him don quixote til he drifted off, and no amount of sleep-wake cycle would have him opening his eyes the next morning at the smell of fresh coffee.

i wonder if he ever prayed about it, prayed over the house, or at least over the memory.

he was raised religious, his grandfather was a god-fearing man.

he says a prayer before he has to fight, he says one during fights, and i have to wonder what he says. does he do it out of habit, out of guilt? does he do it earnestly? or is it second nature, as much of a reflex as breathing and blinking?

do you think he has a rosary, maybe from his grandfather, maybe tucked under his pillow? does he pull it out when he's up late at night and into the morning, sitting at the table set for two? when he thinks of the lab and the tests, all the things he helped create, i wonder if he wraps the beads between his fingers and starts to pray.

do you think he prays to a creator to show him mercy, the same mercy he couldn't show to the people who died at the hands of his creations? maker to maker, do you think he asks for forgiveness?

did he wish he could cross himself one last time as he sat with leon, knowing he was going to die? when he couldn't even work his lighter, did he wish he had the strength to clasp his hands and say one last hail mary? or was leon's hand against his enough? close enough to prayer, close enough to peace.