#septic man

[soupy-sez]

SEPTIC MAN (2013) dir. Jesse Thomas Cook

[theharpermovieblog]

#HARPERSMOVIECOLLECTION

2024

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BAD MOVIE TRIPLE FEATURE pt.2

I watched Septic Man (2013)

It's hard to write a review of something this boring and bad, but I guess I'll try. (I usually don't love to take down smaller films, but this one is too hard to find something I actually like.)

During a water born disease crisis, a worker gets trapped in an underground septic tank, which a serial killer and his giant brother have been using to store dead bodies. Over time the worker begins to hideously transform within his toxic prison.

With a title like "Septic Man", I highly expected a ridiculous Troma-esque movie, made up of pure ridiculousness and lame sleazy jokes. This is not that kind of movie. That would at least be interesting, but god forbid a movie be interesting.

This whole movie takes itself very seriously, despite not being nearly good enough to do so. The worst part of taking itself so seriously and being simultaneously so bad, is that it absolutely destroys any and all fun or enjoyment which a premise like this could have going for it.

Yeah, this movie is kind of gross, but being gross isn't fun enough to make this worth your time. It may surprise you, but watching people puke and shit and play around in shit water isn't exactly engaging enough on it's own.

Why is taking itself seriously so bad for this movie?

When the acting, directing and writing are all sub-par in a film, the hardest thing to pull of is drama. But, despite it's complete lack of good filmmaking, Septic Man doubles down on trying to be a dark and drab drama.

Mostly, the writing here is awful and the worst part of the equation. The movie overcomplicates several simple ideas by jamming them together and not blending them properly. The writing, as a result, never feels cohesive or engaging. It feels dumb and lazy. Like a writer who believes their first draft is good enough and doesn't actually bother to work on structure or character or plot.

Maybe, just maybe, a sense of humor could have made this tolerable. At the end of the day, It's a movie about a man becoming a shit monster, so it would at least create a tone that plays well. But, then again, I'm not sure I want to find out what this writer thinks is funny.

This movie wants to be an emotional drama, but also a gross-out body horror flick, but also a serial killer movie....and it never once puts in the effort to pull off any of this off. It's devoid of any point or meaning or scares or anything interesting.

A serious body horror drama can be done. Director David Cronenberg does it a lot. "The Fly" is a clear example of a smart, brutally dramatic body horror that, despite it's somewhat silly plot, works and works well. The writing and attention to detail and character are there, and therefore create a movie that engages the audience while simultaneously challenging them to keep watching.

"Septic Man" fails everywhere a film like "The Fly" succeeds.

Veteran actors Julian Richings and Stephen McHattie (McHattie is barely in this) both show up in this movie, and both deserve better than shit like this.

[psychedelicflyingshark]

Septic man is my favorite movie bc whenever i start going "hmm maybe i should watch it again" that means its time to go to sleep

[t3r4t0m4]

Fuck you *ponies your septic man*

[andaboop]

Jackie will melt his cold dead heart, mark my words

[winterfeeling1]

Everyone is helping Chase make a thumbnail lmao (yes marvin is levitating the table Anti is posing on, theyre scrunkly like that)

again, some lazy drawing i wont finish hihi, enjoy it anyway

[dmnfox]

Jackieboy Man vs Antisepticeye

[damsellete-koko]

Open the door - Septic egos

[thetruequeenoftheabyss]

Decided to revisit/redraw this Grim Reaper Anti concept I had a while back that I think was originally inspired by tabs

Enjoy :]

Og drawing and progress shots under the cut

[trava1505]

Purrs

[chaseisglitched]

littlest guy forever and ever <3

[fankayart]

A Jackie Doodle for the soul :)

[chvse-brody]

Ok, so I think I figured out the whispers. I just need feedback from you guys. Do u hear anything different, and what does the last part say??

[andaboop]

Happy Birthday to the somewhat incredible hero!!! 🎉🎉🎂🎉

[jellyfishdoodler]

I'm very late I am so sorry OTL

BUT OUR JACKIEBOY IS 8!!! THAT'S A WHOLE ASS SECOND GRADER!! LOOKIT HIM GO!!!

[mothgodofchaos]

Pet Headcanons:

Inspired by @our-coolwerewolfcollector's comic of Dark with Chica, reminded me of how many egos I've just arbitrarily assigned pets.

Dark:

Definitely a dog dad, probably an Australian Shepherd

Wilford:

Is convinced he has a cat, it's actually just Marvin in his cat form

Actor:

Owns multiple snakes, although his favorites are his rainbow boas

Google:

Doesn't keep pets, but tries to take good care of the bugs in his garden

Murdoch:

After not wanting you to be lonely while he's on jobs, he gets you a small golden doodle puppy, his name is Brutus

Illinois:

Golden retriever named Nugget, got him when the two of you moved in together

Yancy:

Has trouble committing to just one dog, so he volunteers at the local animal shelter and fosters when they're overcrowded

Anti:

You cannot convince me he would not be fascinated by fish, watching them for hours

Marvin:

If we're not counting Higgins, then he'd say he doesn't need one, those cat toys are his

Jackie:

Owns a couple ferrets, has lost countless socks to them