#send me a pencil and I'll use a random generator to pick out incorrect quotes meme;;

[tricksheart]

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

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@lunartricked said:  ✏️ kaito and akira! ( under the cut because there is a lot and all of them made me laugh. )

Akira: I fell—

Kaito: From heaven? Akira: No, I literally fell— Kaito: In love with me the moment you saw me? Akira: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Kaito: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Kaito: Let’s write Akira a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

Kaito: Pick a card, any card. Akira: Fine. Kaito: Wait, that's my credit card! Akira: You said any card.

Akira: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Kaito: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Akira: *is visibly upset* Kaito: Akira, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

*Akira and Kaito are in Paris.* Akira: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Kaito: But... Akira: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Kaito: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Akira: Yeah. Kaito: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Akira: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Kaito: Okay, alright.

Akira: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Kaito: But don't you hate yourself. Akira: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Akira: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Kaito: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Kaito: *sees someone doing something stupid* Kaito: What an idiot. Kaito: *realizes it's Akira* Kaito: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Akira: Oh no, that’s terrible! Kaito: Did they win?

Kaito: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Akira: Wow. They sound stupid. Kaito: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Akira: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kaito: I guess you’re right. Hey Akira, I love you. Akira: See! Just say that! Kaito: Holy fucking shit. Akira: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kaito, but they're too dumb for you. Kaito: Akira.

Akira: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Kaito: Forty five seconds?!? Akira: No! I said four TO five seconds. Kaito, hugging Akira: Too late.

Kaito: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Akira: I wrote you a poem. Kaito, already crying: You did?

Kaito: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Akira: Actually, Kaito, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Kaito: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Akira, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Kaito: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Akira: I owe you one. Kaito: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[tricksheart]

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

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@despairfiles said:  ✏️ for Shirou or Dracula, your pick

Shirou: Arsene... Arsene: Oh no, 'Arsene' in B flat. Arsene: You're disappointed.

Dracula: How the hell are you still alive? Akira: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Dracula: Akira, I need some advice. Akira: You need advice from ME? Dracula: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

[tricksheart]

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

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@fieldroses said:  ✏️ with Sumire!

Akira: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Sumire: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Akira: No, like, U R A Q T. Sumire: Awwww!