#send me a 🌻 and i'll tell you something random

[simsandchesscrossover]

AU Ask Game

I don't see a lot of these for AUs that have already been created, so here you go!

🌸- Is there an equivalent of [Canon Event] in your AU?

🌹- How has the relationship between [A] and [B] changed? (Romantic or platonic!)

🥀- What's a headcanon you usually love, but doesn't fit into your AU?

🪻- How has [Character]'s personality changed in this AU?

🌺- If [Character]'s backstory has changed, how did that affect them?

🌼- What's a relationship or character that wasn't important or didn't exist in canon, but does/is in this AU?

🌷- Has your AU affected how you think about canon in any way?

🌻- Who's your favorite character in your AU?

💐- What's the worst thing [Character] has done? The best?

?- Send me a random emoji, and I'll tell/write you something about my AU that relates to it!

[buckets-and-trees]

🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your mentions, anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🌻

I'm a plant mom. Like.... ridiculously so. I have around 42 plants at home and between 50-55 plants in my office at work. Case in point, I took far longer hunting for this gif than I did either of the others for this post. And... I'm also very rigidly aesthetic about it: the plants must be primarily green (nothing outright flowery unless they're white flowers), and almost never neon green, always repotted into white pots, no succulents (except when they are gifted to me), and no ferns (because they require more water than I can maintain for them).

2. I'm an arachibutyrophobiac. What is that? Well, let me tell you... "Arachibutyrophobia is the intense, irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth." I've got a couple of significant incidences from childhood to go along with this one. I didn't know there was a NAME for this until I was looking up phobias for some story I was working on for my creative writing class in college and this was in the list and I was like WAIT THAT IS ME! The one time I was forced to eat a full PB&J sandwich as a kid, I remember crying. I wrote about the incident in a creative non-fiction piece I had to do for another assignment (not the phobia assignment, but it helped that now I knew the name of arachibutyrophobia) because I was writing a long memoir about my hair, and the PB&J sandwich thing happened maybe a few weeks before I got gum stuck in my hair, and my mom tried to get it out using plain butter, some oils, etc, but she said if that didn't work, we would need to use peanut butter or cut my hair, and I easily chose cutting my hair even though I was obsessed with my hair. ANYWAY when I shared that essay with my mom, she said that she always felt bad about the sandwich incident because after she made me eat it, I apparently threw up (blocked that memory from my mind), and she didn't know if it was because I might have had an allergy or simply because I'd gotten too worked up and traumatized about it, but she never made me eat PB&J ever again.

It's literally/mostly just the texture of the peanut butter sandwich. When I got into my teens, I tried a peanut butter cookie and found out I liked those. Later teens I gave in/eventually found out I love Reese's cups - but not other brands, and I think it's because the PB in a Reese's has a more dry texture? idk.

3. I had a show for two years on my college radio station, was the director of programming my senior year (so I interviewed, selected, and scheduled out all our DJs/their shows), and I've recorded/edited/produced two podcasts with one of my best friends. I love music, curating playlists, telling a story, doing commentary... It's been like five years since my last podcast and I'm itching to do another one, but right now I feel like I have TOO MANY interests, but nothing specific enough to do a show about? I'm playing around with it. Podcasts are a labor of love, so it has to be something I'll be compulsively passionate about doing the work for.

One of my ideal jobs would be like a host on Radio One where I'd get to do music and interviews.

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME, SUZ!

[hotchley]

𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕖𝕪'𝕤 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

usual pinned post

I actually can’t believe we���re here, but my blog has turned two! It’s been two years of ups and downs in my personal life, but two years of fandom love, growth in my writing and only one piece of anon hate!

And lots and lots of love and friends. So thank you all. The celebration is long so I’ll cut to the chase.

It’s running from June 30th-July 20th. Be patient as it may take me some time to get everything done

Everything will be tagged as “happy birthday hotchley” so you can either find it easily/blacklist it

No abusive relationships, keep it SFW and please don’t ask for anything related to food or self harm of any kind

If I follow your side blog and you follow me from your main, that counts as mutuals

Send as many as you want! But my stuff for LS/YR/TM may be less good because I’m less adjusted so just be warned.

It’s split into fandom and my novel just to make things simpler for me and anyone requesting

Everyone (anons welcome!):

fandom: [i'll do: criminal minds (s1-10), 911: lone star (all seasons), young royals, the mentalist (s1-3)]

💐 and a character/ship for a happy headcanon

🌷 and a character/ship for a sad headcanon

🌻 and a character/ship for a song that reminds me of them

🌼 and i’ll hand letter either a word or your url for you

🌹 and i’ll share one sentence from a wip

🪷and a fic idea i'm yet to write but that lives in my head rent free

🌸and i'll give you a directors cut of a fic/scene from a fic

🌺  and cast your mutuals as

novel:

🌲a random piece of information about the character

🌵 scene/line i enjoyed writing

🌳a scene/line i hated writing

🌴director’s cut of scene/chapter

🌱my favourite thing about character(s)/relationship(s)

🌿 my least favourite thing about character(s)/relationship(s)

🍀 a song that reminds me of character(s)/relationship(s)

Mutuals:

🪐 and i will give you a song that reminds me of your blog

☄️and i will give you a picture from one of my pinterest boards that reminds me of you

🚀and i will hand letter you a quote (please tell me if there’s a specific one, or a sort of theme you’d like me to stick to!)

🌕and i’ll write you a little love letter

💫and i will tell you about my favourite fic of yours (or headcanon, depending)

💥and a ship/character and i will shuffle my playlist and create an AU with the first viable song that plays

🌙and i will tell you about a scene or character trait from my novel that reminds me of you

🌏and i will draw you a little something- my art skills are very limited so this is more so we can all have a good time

I don’t have the words to say thank you, but I hope you all know I love you and am so grateful for all of you that have stuck around even as I’ve been absent and only ever complaining. You’re all amazing friends

Tagging some mutuals for signal boosting! @hotchgan @ellyhotchner @eldrai @skeleton-squid-boy @whump-town @masterwords @louisaland @olivinesea @natasha-barton @sodone-withlife @themetaphorgirl @sapphiics @theblackberrygirl

[knickynoo]

🌻

I once met Christopher Lloyd at a convention. Had signed up ahead of time to get a picture taken with him, and the website gave a specific time slot to be there for it. I get to the place like at least an hour beforehand, walk around and look at all the cool stuff, then check the time and whaddya know...the photo time has passed. Cue me speedwalking through the building, dodging people, almost getting lost, etc, until I finally find the little area where the photos are being done. Tell someone in charge what I'm there for, and they go: 😬😣 "Photos are over. Chris is about to leave."

Honestly, I'm not entirely stunned by this development. This is absolutely on brand for me. BUT! Photographers take pity on me! I get hurried into the room, and they were right; Chris was literally about to leave because I nearly run smack into him on the way inside. The joke is on you, Mr. Lloyd; you ain't leaving yet.

He smiles and says, "Hello." I smile and say, "Hello." I am filled with ~guilt~ at causing this delay in the photography schedule. We put our arms around each other and take a photo. He is very tall.

The end.

Send me a 🌻 & I'll ramble about something random.

[apple-bread]

i wasn't sure if i wanna make a 100 celebration post or not, buut here we go

first,, why. just. why. i don't know why would anybody follow me, but okay cjzjjc

thank you tho <3

and for the ask game thingie :p

🍋 - something i associate you with

🌆 - my first impression of you

🌻 - a song recommendation or a song that reminds me of you

❄ - i'll make a moodboard based on something u choose

📷 - i'll give you a random picture from my gallery that screams ~you~ vibes yk

☁ - a hc i have about you

✨ - i'll rate your url, pfp or theme. you choose

🐁 - i'll send you a photo of Ari (my cat) that looks like you/you would like

🐌 - i will write you a note

okay i ran out of ideas so thats it JCJZJJF

and really, thank you yall. tumblr is literally my comfort place and you make it better <3

tagging some moots:

@heavyrain907 @swordgfunderthemoon @flowerphrogg @nefelishinniepride @callme-jay @gwendolynejones-stacy @aixabi @i-love-books-and-so-do-you @viva-la-resistancce @queerio-with-a-pen @stressedsnake @oh-hey-its-rowie-the-carrot-boy @ddepressedbookworm @fierreth-who @rambler-of-procrastination @youudontknowmeanymore @im-his-prince @shes-my-prince @thecollapsingneutron @fbissexiestwhore

(tell me if you don't want to be tagged or if you want me to add you)

my intro post is here!! i'll pin it again after a few days

[bunnearies-wonderland]

📌Introduction or something like that 📌

Hi! ✨

I guess this is my pinned introduction so that people know who the heck the person is that seems to binge like/reblog their posts (because that can happen and I don't want anyone to feel weirded out or anything)

// TLDR: my ADHD brain wants accountability to be able to do the stuff I need done for losing weight, I post/reblog random stuff, if you're uncomfortable with me sharing your post lmk I'll delete it

My name's Marin and I am a 23 years old non-binary person. I stream as a Vtuber on Twitch (currently on Hiatus because of moving) and am also an Artist. I am diagnosed with ADHD and adjustment/adaption disorder (sorry if this is the wrong term, English is not my first language, so I had to translate it).

🪐 My messages and asks are open so feel free to send or ask me anything, even if it’s just a „Hi“, I like making new friends! Please no contents that violate my DNI

🪐 Speaking of DNI:

🪐 I created this blog because my ADHD brain can't do shit without someone being there and making sure I do the stuff I am supposed to do. And for some reason, my fiancé doesn't count as a person no more when it comes to this. I guess he is a little *too* understanding when it comes to me forgetting or not being able to finish/start tasks...

🪐 Things I love/obsess about are poetry, cute animals, anime, musicals, fairycore, cottagecore, pastel colours, sparkles, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, drawing, writing stories, chocolate, and astronomy or outer space in general

🪐 I repost things that I feel are educational and important to be spread or just pique my interest and I want them to be on my blog, can be short texts that feel relatable or just edits, mood boards, or drawings or whatever which fall into the aesthetic that I love ~ (If I reblog/like something from you and you don't want me to because of whatever reason, let me know, and I'll redo/delete it! You don't need to tell me why (even though it would very much help to not make the same mistake again)

🪐 Original content: I'll post updates on my weight loss journey as well as drawings and texts and mood boards and maybe commissions and just random life updates if I feel like it.

🪐 Tags: [Marin 🐇] - general tag for my original "content"; [Journey 🌱] - weight loss journey updates but also productivity in general, eg updates on renovations etc; [Arts 'n stuff🌈] - drawings, mood boards and other crafty stuff; [Poems 'n stuff 🌙] - self written poetry and texts and so on; [Commission 🌻] - commission results no matter if texts/drawings/...; [Randomari 🌼] - just random posts like life updates that have nothing to do with Journey

🪐Commissions: I make mood boards and small doodle drawings that can be used as profile pictures, banners, or anything you like. I make them for free so don’t worry about that, even though you can tip me if you'd like. If you want one just send me an ask or a message for what you’d like, try to be as specific as you can please. These might take a while to be finished, please be patient. The only thing I request for these is that you don’t cut out my signature and that you don’t claim them as your own. Reblogging the original post on your blog is credit enough.

🪐 Weight lost/still to loose 🔹 and 🔷 are placeholders, when there're plants growing that kg is gone

🌱🌻🔹🔹🔷🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷

🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷

🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷

🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷

🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷🔹🔹🔹🔹🔷

🪐 My Vtuber model - because the question came up - who is even reading my BS on here wtf? 🤣

[ragsy]

🌻

Shit people always try to donate to libraries as if they're some great and generous treasure:

grandma's nicotine-stained harlequin romance paperbacks

outdated road maps

windows XP user manuals

ziplock baggies, left in the book return, full of random assorted bits under the intention of "they're craft supplies!" including but not limited to:

cotton stoppers from pill bottles

a single fistful of potpourri

a single fistful of plastic tinsel

soda bottle caps (always unwashed and very sticky)

a plastic shopping bag full of... leaves?

and not like dried fallen leaves from outside, these were freshly cut houseplant leaves from like a peace lily or something.

multiple sticker sheets, sans every sticker so it's literally just the wax paper and the part that previously surrounded the stickers

all of this always goes straight in the trash

dead batteries

i still can't figure out the logic behind this one

"i bought this book to donate to you so you can add it to your collection because you don't have a copy!"

The book in question is a 20 year old mystery thriller that never circulates and all the surrounding libraries already have a copy so we weeded ours out to make room for something more relevant

[Send me a 🌻 and I'll tell you whatever the hell i want]

[sugasmark]

🌻🌻!!!

People who grow their nails really tall are more at risk of that nail catching onto something and getting ripped off, it's an irrational fear I think about often, especially when my nails grow a little longer

I'll put another thought because ily and you sent 2 flowers and the first one is a little gruesome, ice is one of the things to exist. Without ice and iced drinks, I think I would've died ...

Send me a 🌻 and I'll tell you a random thought!

[magic-is-beauty]

I posted 23,439 times in 2021

2996 posts created (13%)

20443 posts reblogged (87%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 6.8 posts.

I added 2,259 tags in 2021

#spotify - 394 posts

#jae the bonkers bestie 🦔 - 347 posts

#kenzie stfu - 316 posts

#long post - 297 posts

#tw caps - 278 posts

#sara my love that i love to infinity🌹 - 158 posts

#grace❄️ - 138 posts

#emilia🌼 - 123 posts

#anon :) - 115 posts

#bubbles🐚 - 93 posts

Longest Tag: 68 characters

#i have to get my creative juices flowing so i can create one for you

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Kenzie's 200 follower celebration!!

First off thank you so much for being here and dealing with my complete and utter bullshit!!!

Rules: send me one of the following celebration asks and I'll answer. Feel free to send as many as you want!!

Theme: Stars!!

Date: September 26th - October 10th

Fandoms: harry potter, marauders,Fear street

Previous pinned post

Yellow Dwarf Stars-Send me something to cast my moots as!!

Orange Dwarf Stars- Fmk, would you rather, etc!!

Red Dwarf Stars-Send me this and I’ll give you a picture that reminds me of you!! (moots only)

Brown Dwarfs-Start a conversation.Say hi! Talk to me! Keep in mind that I'm a minor and I will block you if you send me any uncomfy asks!!

Blue Giant Stars- Send me this and I'll give you a song based on the vibes I get from your blog!! (moots only)

Red Giant Stars-Send me a color or aesthetic and I'll make a moodboard!!

Tagging moots who you should follow right now @malicious-and-melancholy,untowardflower,just-a-smol-spoon,reggies-baby,g1nny-p0tter,acciorxses,evesbiggestf4n,myalupinblack,freddie-boi ,peachybaes,couldibeanymorechaotic,angel4you,antoniaswife,moony-likes-hot-choc,the-badass-inferno,wolfstar-lb,albusseveruspottery,mira-luvslou,queen-asteria04,ameliasbitvh,drac0spersonalslut,toms-diary,itsmentalillness,l0vely-lupin,ottoscum ,mayajean,thesunsetsonthehorizon,deathoferotica,justadreamyhufflepuff,philocxlyy,marlene-asks,barnesloverboy,daisyyy2516,roonilwazlibweasley,1980z-babe,inureflower,ashesandstars@keepawaythenargles,@mullthingsoverinthehotwater,@rubymatthewsmybeloved,@weasleyhargreeves11,@i-do-random-things-do-not-ask and anyone I missed!!

63 notes • Posted 2021-09-27 01:39:54 GMT

#4

I was the girl they didn't want

so

I became the girl they couldn't have.

69 notes • Posted 2021-09-07 19:14:13 GMT

#3

@just-a-smol-spoon

@malicious-and-melancholy

@deathoferotica

@untowardflower

@antoniaswife

@wolfstar-lb

@itsmentalillness

@myalupinblack

@queen-asteria04

@couldibeanymorechaotic

I need your help with something

70 notes • Posted 2021-09-24 23:54:04 GMT

#2

Kenzi's 100 celebration!!!

I genuinely don't understand why anyone would follow me, but thank you so much!!! Thank you all so much, I'm terrible at expressing gratitude but thank you :)

It will be from July 7 to July 15 and you can send as many asks as you would like to!!!

🌹Rose-Ask me whatever questions you want to know! This is for you to get to know me more!!!

🌷Tulip-cym (cast you mutuals), send in something for me to cast my mutuals as!!!!

🌻Sunflower-Send this in and I'll give an animal picture that reminds me of you!!!

🌼Daisy-Give me a song and I’ll rate it or ask for a song from my playlist, and I’ll give it to you!! (if you want, I can do both)

🏵️Daffodil-Give me 3 characters to fmk/kmk!!

🌸 Marigold- Ask me anything and I'll say if I have or haven't done it!!

🌺 Orchid- Give me two choices and I'll tell which one I would rather do!!

💐bouquet-Give me hints on anon and I'll try to guess who it is!!! (Moots only)

@ashesandstars @absolutelyallthewaydead @daisyyy2516 @g1nny-p0tter @drac0spersonalslut @dracoscum @freddie-boi @percyweasleyspuff @itsmentalillness @marlene-asks @miras-a-mess @mary-badass-mcdonald @no-one-here-is-alive @queen-asteria04 @slut4drvc0 @untowardflower @fiftyshadesoftricia @just-a-smol-spoon @justadreamyhufflepuff @julie-sideblog @el-imaskingforyourlefthand @philocxlyy @thesunsetsonthehorizon @mayajean @l0vely-lupin @myalupinblack @roonilwazlibweasley @reguluscore @w-h-x-r-e @narcissassecondwife2 @keepawaythenargles @inureflower and anyone else!!!

75 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 00:53:52 GMT

#1

Besties I am 33 followers away from 100!!!!

105 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 01:00:54 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

[orlamccools]

🌻

hewwo anon!!

I'm thinking about rereading The Hunger for the third time in less than a year because I set up a new book tracker thing on my productivity app and as I entered it i was like "boy howdy wouldnt a book about the donner party be a really good read rn" so we'll have to see if that happens again

send me a 🌻 and I'll tell you something random!

[anendtopursuit]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity ✨💛🌻

woah uhh hi!! in no specific order:

cats!!! i have 2. the youngest is called bob; he's very fluffy and ginger and doesn't mind being picked up, which is great bc i like to hug him when i'm sad

my bf!!! he comes over to my house every week. we watch shows we like together n turn captions on so we can infodump over all the dialogue. he likes cars and bikes and commentates on random cars driving past whilst we walk together, telling me if the noise it makes is good or if it needs fixing or etc etc.

performing!!! not to be a sap or owt but that whole "do what u love and it won't feel like work" thing. stage lights are so uncomfortable and remembering everything is so stressful and sometimes the criticism makes me want to cry, but it makes me feel more alive than anything else in the world. i love just Being A Character for a minute. i love learning choreo that's actually great fun to perform. it's a grand old time

horror!!! i love a lot of movies n shows n stuff but horror has always been my favourite genre, ever since primary school. it's so oddly comforting? i could infodump for Hours about the tropes and the special effects and the genre in-jokes and specific movies that i adore.

superheroes!!! not all of em, but like. a few specific ones. batman, obviously, and daredevil. the umbrella academy. spider-man. moon knight n the scarlet scarab, all those folks. it's just so comforting to me, the idea that there are people out there who are willing and able to save others and expect nothing much in return. i used to look out of my bedroom window after a hard day and imagine a hero watching me from the roof across the road, and comfort myself with the idea that they'd save me if i needed it. idk. it's childish maybe, but it's good.

i don't know if i'll send this to anyone's inbox (i am... very anxious abt that sorta thing lmao) but if u see this and u wanna do it!!! feel free to!!!

[freetheworms]

Dude your life is so much more interesting than mine. 🌻🌻?? Any really memorable drunk stories?

i feel like it used to be interesting, i need to start going out again lmao but yes ! i have a couple of good drunk stories… some reaaally good weed ones but here’s one where it’s that last shot that does me in

so. i want to preface this by saying at least i paid $0 for the whole night, and got home… mostly safe and sound. just wait, you’ll get it.

okay, the night started out innocent enough. the usual story, boy invites girl to party tonight, her friends force her to go, girl is stressed and takes an extra shot of liquid courage. y'know. the good old story of an idiot, starring: Teenage Me.

oh, but that’s just the pre-party. there’s still the club where drunk me decides to dance with some other random dude from the pre after Kinda Friend Dude already paid my cover. nice.

Random Dude buys me a few tequila shots because that’s my favourite. yes, i know, i love to suffer okay, put your finger down lmao anyway, i have a few of those, i’m good. i can hold my liquor… for a while.

i can’t remember why but i end up in a cab with Random Dude and we end up at his friend’s house where there is a small gathering of people. i take my black boots off.

everyone else decides to have a few beers and hangout downstairs and they try to include me. but the alcohol comes crashing over me like a tidal wave and if they don’t leave me alone, i will lay down on this floor right now and not get up!

they leave me alone lmao

i climb onto the living room couch and take a much needed, but in the end, very unhelpful nap.

i swear it was only ten minutes later that they came back up to go home, but i’m told it was over an hour…

whatever. i get up to get my shoes. i put my feet in my shoes. my shoes. these are my shoes! stop, why are they yelling at me?! (they are not yelling, i am just v drunk and i just woke up) why can’t i have my shoes! you can’t take me from my shoes!!!

i am, in actual reality, a tiny drunk dumbass, putting my feet in some dudes size 11 black vans. my feet are size 5.5 women’s. but these are my shoes now. i am convinced.

Random Dude has a hell of a time doing it, but somehow manages to make me realize (or i think he does anyway..), that these are not in fact my shoes, and i leave with black boots on my feet. he says it took almost 10 minutes.

but he’s a gentleman, so he gets me home in the cab and takes me up to my room, takes off my shoes, and helps me into bed before he goes home.

i wake up in the morning with a killer migraine, and two black boots sitting on my night stand.

but… these are not my shoes.

yeah, i’m not sure exactly how it transpired, but i ended up with a pair of size 10 ugly black boots with a stiletto heel i could never walk in, and i never saw my beautiful sleek black booties ever again.

…i just wanted my shoes.

so there ya go, drunk me is a certified Complete Moron lmao. forming a complete thought? she doesn’t know her

[bisexualbbh]

🌻

I'm gonna be in a play on Thursday so I need 2 print my script and memorize it (even tho me and my partner are the only ones allowed to have it during the play). I've mostly figured out my outfit but I haven't decided on the shirt and shoes 😥

[apple-bread]

congrats jaden!! 🍋 - something i associate you with

🌆 - my first impression of you

🌻 - a song recommendation or a song that reminds me of you

❄ - i'll make a moodboard based on something u choose

📷 - i'll give you a random picture from my gallery that screams ~you~ vibes yk

☁ - a hc i have about you

✨ - i'll rate your url, pfp or theme. you choose

🐁 - i'll send you a photo of Ari (my cat) that looks like you/you would like

🐌 - i will write you a note

if you wanna do them all go for it. no pressure

🍋

not many things actually, but white and maybe this feeling when you don't have a fucking idea whats going onJFKXKF

🌆

tbh? no clue. i don't remember JVNXND i found you because of ace's post if u remember and i was like yea cool and checked out ur blog and liked it

🌻

deb never my love

❄

you have to tell me what thing you choose for the moodboard

📷

i,, can't explain JGKXKCK

☁

okay thiss is gonna be hard. i think you're probably an overthinker and you're too hard on yourself

also this is very random but i feel like you're a big hedgehog lover. idk why, just the vibes JVKXKCC

✨

okay url thats easy 9/10. its literally mwah

pfp no idea what it is 10/10. amazing. shapes. something. nice JVKXKF

uhh theme maybe 6/10 ? i dont want to be rude its just not my favorite, its pretty, just not my thing

🐁

you.

[freetheworms]

🌻you don't have to if you don't want to but these are really amusing

omg as long as u like them i’ll try and deliver ♡ let’s see…

okay so i’ve grown out of it for the most part, but when i was younger, i was such a restless sleeper that i would end up talking out loud more often than not. a bunch of my friends and family members have told me some pretty good stories over the years of things i’ve done so i might as well share lmao

the first one i can remember was when i was really young, like 9 or 10, my two best friends stayed over for a Harry Potter movie marathon. being the little rugrats we were, of course we fell asleep somewhere in the middle of like, the second movie like a bunch of plebs.

my one friend wakes up on my left, and realizes the TV is still on. y'know when the screen is black but you can still hear that really high pitched noise that tells you it’s not off? yeah.

so naturally, she says “oh, the TV’s still on,” hoping i’ll rouse and fix the issue because trying to work your friend’s TV remote is like trying to hack into the fuckin FBI i s2g.

anyway, i do not, in fact, rouse from my slumber to aid my friend. oh no. instead, i sit up and turn to face her, EYES STILL CLOSED, and in a very dead voice, go, “freaky. huh?” and then lay back down like the little fucker that i am and go right the fuck back to sleep.

i woke up to both of my friends sleeping in my spare room.

the tv was still on.

the next story, i was actually awake for… sort of. now, this is why i said i’d grown out of these shenanigans… for the most part. because even to this day, i have the tendency to not… fully wake up if you catch me at the wrong time. which can lead to me saying… interesting things that are neither factual nor sensical.

exhibit A: in high school, i had an after school job. some days, if i was lucky, i’d have like two hours after school before my start time. so, i would nap, as any other sane person would do. this particular day was no different.

except that i forgot to call my mom to say i got home, so she called from work and woke me up half an hour early as she was leaving.

whatever, i mumbled some shit and went back to sleep. she gets home to what i’m sure looks like my lifeless body on the couch (you know the drill, mouth hanging wide, drool, maybe one eye kinda open) and shakes me awake for work.

i guess i was mid-dream, cause i asked her about “the hula hoop”??? and i remember doing this, but the weird thing is that i hardly remember the dream that made it all make sense…

regardless, my mom is obviously confused, but i’m also confused! the hula hoop! “hula!!” i keep yelling! how can she not know?! “hula! hula HOOP!!!” i am crying now. the hula hoop…

“what are you talking about?!” my mom pleads. she doesn’t understand. is this a new teenage phase???

“we JUST talked about it!” i start yelling. i have a vague memory of a phone conversation with my mom. i THINK the content was something about a hula hoop. but yelling it does nothing! i am at a loss. my mother is more confused than ever.

“ugh! whatever!” i stomp upstairs to get ready for work. mid-button on my stupid uniform, my brain fully whirrs into action. i run downstairs.

“there never was a hula hoop,” i say to my mom.

she looks at me, “love, do you want to call in sick?”

so there you have two why my mom and my childhood friends deserve a medal. i have so many of these sleep ones… i am a menace lmao

[freetheworms]

🌻 gimme another crazy ass flower story

omg someone is enjoying these ?? ashdkdj bless :’) HMMMMM what’s another one of my weirder stories…

let’s get a little paranormal here because why not ! so once upon a time… lmao no okay so a year or two ago, i was staying over at my friend’s place cause she was having a little get together around her fire pit and we all had a drink or five. classic.

anyway, a little background info here: my friend lost her dad a few years ago, and she’s had a couple of experiences in her house (which he built) that made her think ghosty shit was goin on since. like finding dimes at very poignant times (apparently the dime thing is a classic), his photo falling off the mantle, shit like that.

okay, so back to the party. my friend’s ex is there at her house because of that whole shared friend group dynamic thing where it’s both weird if she does AND if she doesn’t invite him, y'know? so she invites him to her house, even though her dad hated him whatever.

the fire is winding down, and i go inside to sit on the couch. the kitchen island is in plain view, and so is the back door. now, granted i was a little tipsy when this happened but i swear to you, as soon as my friend’s ex walked into the kitchen, two envelopes flew off the FAR END of the island. as in, the door is half hidden behind a wall, it wasn’t a draft, nothing else moved except my ass when i jumped off the nearby couch. that shit was STARTLING y'all.

but y'know, i’m white and drunk so i’m like “this is fine. everything’s fine” and i tell no one cause that’s how the horror movies work and all that.

the night starts to fizzle out and the ex is getting picked up by his sister and her boyfriend. we say bye, that’s that. except it’s not. he texts her, not a minute later:

��hey uh not to be weird but like my sister and her boyfriend saw an orb or something at the house behind me when i was leaving”

okay now we should freak out right?? naw lmao. my friend is a little shaken but we’re like okay aaanyway, we’re tired, time for bed!

it’s a bit of a struggle at first, but i manage to fall asleep with my friend next to me and the ex’s two other guy friends on the floor next to us. safety in numbers isn’t that what they say?

so i’m finally snoozing, when i hear a loud SLAM that wakes me up. now if u read my other 🌻 story, you know i don’t wake easily. oh, i woke up for this so quickly that i saw the door slowly creek open again.

did i dream that?

i look over at the floor, and the two guys are starting to sit up. i look at my friend and she’s white as a ghost, staring back at me. okay, unless we all had one of those freaky shared dream experiences, the door actually slammed. all the windows are shut. no one else is home. what the fuck.

my friend starts freaking out, and my weird protective instinct takes over and i pretend like im not shitting an actual brick in her actual bed while i calm her down enough to try and sleep again because hey who isn’t tired after a good haunting????? tired me doesn’t give a fuck what’s going on, i’m going back to sleep.

eventually, after some deep talks, we pass out. the boys left veeeery early in the morning for whatever reason…

i guess my point is, i kind of understand why the white family stays in the haunted house even though it’s fUCKING HAUNTED. sometimes you’re just tired.

and listen. if it had been just the first thing, or the second thing, okay fine, maybe fluke happenstance. but those three things in one night on the first night that the hated ex comes over? hmmm

tbh buzzfeed unsolved should call me. they’ve worked with less