#send 'em if you've got 'em

[fabbyf1]

MAX X ALEX whenever they’re on my dash I scream. High key miss their shared and hated media challenges, have no clue what their ship name is but there needs to be 100s more fics because their dynamic is so good and so rarely mentioned.

YESSSS YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

I loved the era when Max and Alex were teammates. Their Red Bull media videos were honestly so funny? Their dynamic works so well together because they're both sarcastic little shits. And they both hate media, so they'd just be menaces the whole time.

I've never read any Max/Alex fics, and I'm not sure I can see them together romantically, but I love their friendship SO much. (I also wouldn't say no to reading them as a pairing. I've just never come across any fics.)

[discordantwords]

What's your favorite comfort fic?

[kestrels-and-katydids]

Whipping out the macro extenders gonna try to get some bug shots

[captainschaos]

@minecraftrelatedrandomness:

Saw you replying to E about wanting to get into Pirates. I went through that phase during the series run-time. If you want, I have two versions of the day-by-day recap for Pirates and have an overall lore recap in the making (it's been a slow WIP because I have finals coming up): do you want me to send you the day-by-day recap link? If yes, would you prefer the version with or without unoffical VODs?

You said you were gonna watch Cleo and Bek's POVs? I'll admit that their VODs, even the officially archived ones, aren't exactly complete… Do you have any preferences on which creators on the roster or what style of content (e.g. lore-focused or casual, VODs or episodes, etc.) you want to watch? And do you mind me giving you recommendations based on that for who you might want to watch for the series?

OMG YESSSSS I WOULD LOVE ALL OF THAT!!!! absolutely would love to see the recap you're working on, and the version with unofficial vods sounds great, I'll take everything I can get my hands on tbh!!

I've already started bek's vods, I'm on the 4th now, and yes I've started cleo's before and do plan to come back to em :] for other folks I've also thought about watching krowfang and likely will, but otherwise don't really have particular creators in mind, thought I do like to check out smaller/newer folks and would like some lore-focused and/or episodic stuff instead of the looser vods since I am interested in the story of the smp and episodes are muchmuch easier to get through ^_^!

so all that said not only would I not mind getting recommendations, I'd love to hear who you might rec!! and tbh anyone else who might see this and has recs, I'm super open to hearin em, I missed the main activity of pirates just because of timing really but it is Very up my alley and I'd like to dive in :D

[saint-ossifrage]

made myself a grey smoothie. for clarification that is a smoothie that is grey. the color grey. i put fruit in there and it came out grey so im not sure how i'm gonna bounce back from this one honestly

[krakenbait]

thank you @18minutemajor and @jonasiegenthaler for tagging me!! both of y'all are so talented

rules: post your first ever hockey art, your latest hockey art, and your favourite hockey art, then tag three hockey artists.

tagging: @andreisvechnikov (i know you've already been tagged but you're such a good graphic artist), the legend @arsonandhockey, gif maker extraordinaire @nastybastian, and one of the graphic makers i have unabashedly tried to copy @heddy

first ever hockey art: this madison packer graphic from 2021! remarkably this is so much better than literally everything else i put out when i was first starting- all the others are so crowded and overloaded. at the time i was using basically a busted canva knockoff on my phone, i was obsessed with using that neon swirly thing, and in stead of cutting out the figure from the original photo, i'd take the original photo, layer the details on top, then cut out the figure from each detail. but hey, i was learning, and i got better with time and practice. i actually redid this one in 2022, but i think i like the original better.

my latest hockey art: oh geez, i haven't made any hockey graphics in over a calendar year. my last one was this leafs graphic from last july- i tried to do a playoff series in 2023 because i really liked my 2022 one, but i did not have the time and barely got through most of the teams. the leafs one was super belated, but i did it because i'd never made a leafs graphic up to that point. there's still a lot in common with my first ever graphic- i still use the same busted knockoff canva app, just on my ipad instead of my phone, and i still have a habit of just throwing stuff at a design and hoping it sticks.

my favorite hockey art: it's gotta be my devils "give it all" graphic. i'm still so proud of it, almost everything just came together in the right way (the outlier is the font i used for the 'we' but that's such a minor detail). i spent the next several weeks basically trying to recreate it, and a lot of these elements (halftone dot shadows, dot clusters with the text, drop-shadow headlines) just became part of my "default" style.

and some other miscellaneous graphics i love: the text treatment & colors for the rivs, comic book style pru center is so random but so fun, i'm still trying to replicate the soft colors i got for ty smith, everything about this jack hughes one but especially the sparkles, and the text treatment on nico hischier

[friendball-irl]

OOC: After I'm done with my thing I think it would be fun to just do some silly nonsense over on @dream-friendball

In character asks and ooc asks can be answered for whatever reason, within reason

and as a bonus, I'm gonna make everything that happens there tonight in character non-canon, so go nuts, within reason, lol

[call-me-chips]

Hi!

I was wondering, could I request a drawing of my oc? And if the answer is yes do I send a pic through messages?

Yeah for sure!

[driflew]

I'm sending in this ask because I just read lamplight and I feel like it changed my brain chemistry. I can't tell you how well written it was, I don't say this about many fics but it literally took me by the scruff and sent me through so many emotions.

I hate how long it took me to read this fic because It was so funny, at so many points I had to put down my phone and just breathe because I couldn't stop laughing

The way you wrote internal feelings/dialogue is amazing, I myself really struggle with this so I'm 100% going to be studying the way you write characters internal monologues because it's just too good

I also loved how you wrote the dynamics between all of the characters, it felt way too real. please tell me your secrets how do you do it who is your master please take me to them

anyway I'm definately off to read your other works! I just can't wait to see more of your writing in the future

thank you so much! this is so so sweet ;~;

for all those individual points--i do love the comedy in lamplight, so im glad it made you laugh! do you remember any specific jokes that got you laughing that hard, bc im very curious. also, internal monologues are a fave for me so thrilled theyre going over well! this is all so sweet man im glad you think so highly of my writing and i hope you enjoy the rest of my work!

also, if you have detailed questions abt character dynamics or anything feel free to throw me a message over on liloinkoink. i cant promise ill have the answers youre looking for, but i can try!

[hiimcanadia]

I went into Nope only knowing that it was about aliens and because of that I didn't expect to like it very much but honestly I don't think I've ever seen such an interesting take on them before. I might even have to watch it again actually

[ashlynlovestlou]

winner winner (ellabs x reader)

꩜ synopsis: abby and ellie challenge each other to see who can make you squirt first.

꩜ cw: SQUIRTING!!!! , overstim , threesome , smut with absolutely no plot , dirty talk , pet names , spanking , poosay slapping , dom! abby , dom! ellie , sub! reader , tummy buldge , mention of masturbation , this is kinda short i'm sorry

masterlist

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜

the three of you had been at this for fifteen minutes already. it happened when you mentioned to them that you'd never squirted before. of course, being the two numbskulls that they are, they took that as a challenge.

so now you were laying on your back in bed, abby between your legs and ellie at your side.

ellie was holding your hand, rubbing your knuckles with one hand and rubbing your clit with her other. abby, of course, was wearing her biggest, longest strap she has, and she's pounding into you while she cradled your head.

pathetic little whimpers we're escaping your lips with each thrust, but all you could do was take it.

"shhh... sh sh sh." ellie coos, "come on baby, you can take more."

abby is too focused to speak, hitting that spot inside of you repeatedly. your insides were probably bruised now, and she could feel you clenching around her.

"she's gettin' tight, ellie." abby says. ellie snickers, pressing down and pinching your clit. you moan and your back arches off the bed.

you flail your legs, trying to close them in retaliation, but abby keeps them open. "uh-uh. keep 'em wide and spread for me, sweet girl. you close, huh? yeah, i can feel ya." her words send you over the edge and you're coming for the third time tonight. your entire body convulses with pleasure, and both girls marvel at the way your face contorts.

"no way in hell i'm letting you win." ellie mutters to abby under her breath, shooing her away from you once your high is over.

she gives your cunt a few firm slaps before impaling you with her silicon dick. she bottoms out in one go, the tip of her dick kissing your cervix sloppily. hers is much longer than abby's, making a little bump in your lower tummy.

"s' too big." you whine when ellie's hand meets your stomach, pressing down on the little bump she made.

"you've got it, sweet girl. come on, baby, come on." she whispers in your ear.

abby chuckles as she watches this all unfold. she let ellie go first to get you nice and stimulated, in hopes that she could be the one to make you squirt. but the way that ellie was slamming roughly into you made her believe that that wasn't going to happen.

"hurts." you groan, eyes closing.

"keep your eyes open. watch ellie fuck you." abby commands, so naturally you listen. you open your eyes to watch her slip in and out of you. your thighs were covered in slick, and your next orgasm was coming.

ellie's pants and heavy breaths only turned you on more, and it was getting harder to sit still. ellie had a shit-eating grin on her face, knowing what was about to happen.

"scream my name, honey. come on, let me hear you." she coaxes, and you gush at her words, doing exactly that. you yelled her name, in contrast to the little whimpers and quiet whines you were eliciting earlier. you'd never felt more euphoric in your entire life. sure, you'd come on your own hands, their hands, their straps, and even their mouths several times. but nothing compared to the tingles you felt on every inch of your body.

the sheets were wet.

ellie entire lower half was wet.

you were wet, laying in a puddle of your own substances.

ellie laughs and cheers, "you fucking squirted!"

abby groans in defeat after seeing the utter mess you made. her eyebrows were squeezed together, her bulky hand in a tense fist. she shook her head silently, as if contemplating punching ellie in the jaw.

but ellie was too busy celebrating to notice, "fuck yeah! i did it!" she says, pecking you in every little crease and corner her lips can reach.

you were too fucked-out to comment on her celebrating, or abby's defeat, for that matter.

"how d'you feel, sweet pea?" abby is first to check on you after ellie disappears to go fetch some towels.

"fucking amazing." you mumble, nestling comfortably into the crease between her shoulder and neck, "never knew it could feel like that."

she chuckles, kissing your hairline, "there's plenty more where that came from. next time, i'll be the one to make you squeal like that, hm?"

you laugh quietly at her words, nodding.

[shotmrmiller]

the tale of how simon got himself a gf without stepping a foot outside of base.

anyone can tell you that alcohol reduces the ability to use logic. to see reason. it lowers inhibitions and blurs the boundary lines you've drawn in the sand.

but indulging in drink tonight is justified. you're in need of reprieve after this shit week: broke up with your boyfriend, deadlines at work appearing out of thin air, a flat tire on your morning commute. you even stepped on the end of your cat's tail.

miserable. (she's okay, just giving you the cold shoulder. you'll buy her some tasty snacks tomorrow.)

but for tonight, you're wallowing in your own misery. some uninteresting show is playing on the television, you're cradled by the cushions of your couch, a fluffy sherpa throw over your socked feet.

if only there was a way to melt this week's accumulated stress away even further.

cue the drunk texting your ex cliché.

anyone can tell you that it's detrimental to moving on. it's akin to reopening a wound that's already begun to heal. a step back when you should only be moving forward. your friends would drag you by your hair for being so dumb.

but there's an incessant throb in between your legs that's only getting stronger with every glass of wine you toss back. you're wound tight, violin strings stretched to the brink. a couple of bow strokes away from snapping.

you'll deal with the consequences tomorrow, along with your hangover.

typing in his (deleted in a fit of heartbroken rage) number with fumbling fingers and send a picture of you with the hem of your sleeping shirt between your teeth, the swell of your bare breasts on full display with a cheeky little missing you <3

he responds in minutes even though it's 2:30am.

send a vid and show me how much you miss me.

it makes your pussy clench around nothing, already slick, drooling, begging to be filled. you sink your teeth into your bottom lip as you bring up the camera.

when simon first gets the text, he's on edge, gripping his phone hard enough to crack. no one should have this number except for price, johnny and kyle. he's made sure of it-- had laswell pull strings to give him a secure line. no scam likely's, no cold calls, nothing.

but then some silly little bird dials his number by mistake and the sweet cherry on top is that you've sent a nude. breasts on full display-- soft looking, hard peaked. it makes his mouth water, his gums itch. he'd love to sink his teeth into them, into you, hard enough to bruise. mark. claim.

but that's for later, once he finds you.

he texts back and what you send him in response fattens his cock. a small hand tucked beneath the waistband of your flimsy knickers, gusset dampened with warm arousal. you lick your bottom lip, leaving it glossy with spit. your chest heaves with the sharp gasps of breath you're drawing.

but there's a problem. he can barely see what you're doing. he doesn't have x-ray vision, your knickers are in the way. while he can understand the allure, he himself doesn't have the patience for it. either you let him see your bare cunt or don't waste his time.

he wasn't expecting you to agree this fast. maybe a bit of push back, a little snapping of teeth until you relent but no. you're an obedient thing. submissive. just how he likes 'em. (if he wants to break someone in, that's what johnny's for.)

soft, inviting thighs spread wide, a couple of fingers curling inside your glistening cunt. (duly noticing how your 2 fingers are the size of 1 of his.) your moans spill from your lips unreservedly when you roll your pearl in tight, precise little circles. he spits on his hand, heavy length resting in his calloused palm and tugs himself at the pace you've set: jerky, quick, messy.

you come with a whimper, eyes shut and pliant body coiled tight. a frothy, sticky cream coats your fingers, dripping down to your arse, pooling on your couch.

you miss me too? sent 3:27 am

(he decides to keep you. simon can't remember the last time he's had a climax that spine stiffening in a while.)

[jlf23tumble]

It doesn't matter how many times he walks around london. They think taylor is walking with a harry stunt double, wearing a stunt hat, with a stunt dog. Unless he calls them out and tells them to stop, they're gonna continue thinking its all fake and he's actually hiding out in vip boxes.

[eventiderookery]

back on my bullshit, this time i'm writing an entire outsider pov about an Ahamkara hiding out in the City towards the end of the Great Hunt and subsequently learning to be human initially to keep themself alive and hidden, and later because they come to genuinely care for the people of their little neighborhood

[womaninthehighlands]

New icon! It's still a cavern though

[a-simple-spiders-oc-dump]

as someone who's internet name has been gamma for years now, i would like to hear about who gamma is

OKAY, DOUBLE THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK!! first thank you is for sending my first ever ask!! hell yeah!!! second thank you is because this got me to realize that pages don't show up on mobile, which means the summary page I spent a couple DAYS writing was completely inaccessible to most people using the site (thanks for being a functional website, Tumblr! lol). (and I guess I could give you a third thank you for asking about Gamma specifically because I love to ramble about this guy lmao)

Gamma's a Creation (basically a biological robot) who acts as bodyguard and personal assistant to Alice, the creator of the world in Universe 1. He's the one who collects souls for Alice's army as well as accidentally becomes one of the main character's (Lydia's) mentors, and has become a sort of secondary protagonist for Universe 1 as a whole. Gamma's pretty reserved and takes his responsibilities very seriously, even if they're self-imposed, doing his best to keep Alice safe as that is what he was literally made to do. Honestly, considering the circumstances, he's done a damn good job. He's fascinated by Earth, which, thanks to him spending his entire life in Alice's Realm, is functionally an alien planet to him, and he spends most of his free time researching aspects of it (usually human history and sociology) from books he and Alice have stolen from Earth. He tends to creep out the humans a bit, both with the whole soul-collecting thing (which most of the humans still hold a grudge against him for, which Gamma fully understands) and with him being an unknowing resident of the uncanny valley who's oftentimes secretive to a fault, but he genuinely cares about their well-being and does what he can to help improve their situation, usually working himself to the bone to do so. There's... a lot more going on with this guy, but honestly I could ramble about him for another three hours, and that's what the prompt fills are for! lmao

I've got a little more info about him right HERE! (along with info about all of the other characters in Universe 1)