#selfshipping?

[starlightreign]

It might just be me and my habit of collecting old men but Dutch is hot and I'm tired of acting like I'm weird for thinking that. Hell someone requested an x reader in my ask box so I know there's fellow Dutch fuckers. Anyway take this.

[gangles-toybox]

Simp

just me being a simp for the onceler, the cat girl thingy is my persona

Reference:

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[adolescenceknight]

i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go "oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one" about

[foreverly]

yall lost reblog and post privileges

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[kakusboyfriend]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[lovipop]

What selfshipping is like

[chaosrevivedx3]

gem i found on twitter

[lautonlistmusic15]

Y a este ""ship"" le voy a llamar Staticglitch

Lo siento, no me pude contener.

[starlightreign]

Not to sound like a sexual deviant but like do you think he'd cum if you fingered his eye socket during sex?

[imoanurparentsnames]

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

[yumesei]

Having an f/o be like :

[selfship-quotes]

making a collection

[deathdetermineslife]

"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!