#selfishfool

[pbcnita]

You got about 5 seconds to go away fam! Lol #allages #scorpiosbelike #igaveawarning #areyoudumb #leavemealone #ineedafew #myfacesaysitall #readtheroom #energyspeaks #dontgetyawigsplit #imtryingmybest #selfishfool #humor https://www.instagram.com/designsbylwhite/p/Bt3m0IuHLVU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rc54r56whc6q

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I don’t think you understand how many selfies were taken the other day

and Mariah has seen ALL of them

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selfishfool replied to your post: Bless the inventor of the automatic buttonhole …

i hate the word buttonhole so much, it tricks me EVERYTIME “the inventor of the automatic butthole foot”

OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T RESPOND EARLIER TUMBLR DIDN'T LET ME KNOW.

I'mma start hyphenating it.  Does button-hole read easier than buttonhole?

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I want a teleportation device just to hug you peopleeee, you're so sweet and pretty

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selfishfool replied to your post “movie list for today… the dark knight the dark knight rises the...”

read this as "The Dark Knight Wears Prada"

that sounds WONDERFUL.

[ianthe]

ps you are actually my FAVE non-irl-friend person on tumblr i adore you ok creepshow is over now

!!!!! best friends

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selfishfool replied to your photo“Bodehhhhh (‘scuse the boobies)

"LAURA YOU ARE SO HOT STOPPPPP"

Only when you stop being so darn sexy! xx

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selfishfool said: it’s funny because i actually can’t wait for us to be the centre of attention because I am SO proud of our relationship and I’m so excited to share it with all of our friends and sjkdfhdkghd i’m so excited

You're ADMIRRRABLE too that's so sososososoo exciting ah and it's also exciting that I don't fully get what you're saying because I don't get how you could love a person so much that you would want to share it with everyone but ah i'll feel it some day. woah this got super deep

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selfishfool answered your post: “so i’m having a not so great afternoon and if you have cute videos or...”:

check your url tag!

this is good. thank you.

[ianthe]

okAY i have been dying to listen to your rap since it came out but havent gotten a chance to til now and I literally screamed when you did the "iante all on his mouth like liquor" part bc i have been thinking about sending you an ask for like 4 days now about how eveRY single time I listen to that song I think of you because I could picture you dancin around and singin "ian-te all on his mouth like liquaaaa" and i jusT i am VERY happy that this is a thing that happened and sorry for bein a creeP

YR NOT A CREEP YR A FAN

tbh i get so hype when i get to that part too

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selfishfool replied to your post: queenofinfinitespace replied to your post: So my...

YES I HAVE BEEN TELLING OTHER PEOPLE ALL WEEK HAHAHAHA NOT KIDDING

ASDKJFHSADKFJH IS ABOUT THE EXTENT OF COHERENCY I HAVE RIGHT NOW.

[aqueenofinfinitespace]

selfishfool said: *miss america wave*

Now don't you get tooooo full of yourself ;) You'll make a good bride, loving the centre of attention like that

I"M KIDING YOU'RE AWESOME