#self aware pure vanilla cookie x reader

[starlit-memories]

Pure Vanilla Cookie X Reader

The sounds of a slow paced writing filled the room. It was snowing today, and you were too sick to go to school.

But the homework won't do itself, and you didn't want to risk it at school.

But you were so tired...

Where did the tiredness come from anyways? You swear it wasn't that much a few minutes ago.

You glanced at a drawing you made a few days ago.

It featured a beautiful garden with a night sky.

You know it looks far from the real thing, and yet, you couldn't help but admire your work.

Well, you did draw it from how you remember, with no references.

It's impossible to get a photo or two from a dream anyways.

...

The sky was painted in various colours, you could almost see a few clouds painted with pink and white.

Or at least you assumed that they're clouds.

You unconsciously tried to fix your glasses.

Well, emphasis on the word 'Tried.'

Instead, you found out that they're not there.

And your hand is not how it should be.

A-are you a cookie now?!

This disturbing thought wasn't living up to it's standards as it should've, strangely.

The garden was still there, but now you could see the colours more clearly.

And you finally noticed the sound of sea.

You were thorn between going to the place, where the sea should be, or staying in the garden.

But a light gasp, coming behind you, rips your choice from you.

You attempted to run away, not looking behind you.

But instead of running, you started to fall, since you were not used to be a two dimensional being.

Thankfully, whoever was behind you, quickly came to your aid, and caught you before you could kiss the ground and possibly die.

"Be careful now! We don't want you to become crumbs."

That voice... Why does it sound so familiar?

You were (at least to you) quickly rotated to look at whoever saved you.

What met you was, unsurprisingly, another cookie.

But, weirdly enough, without his signature hat.

"Would you like to join me for some tea?"

Both of you walked to the hidden terrace, well, walked was an overestimating for you.

It was more like Pure Vanilla Cookie carried you there, while talking about how beautiful today is. You were quite unerved by his staff, which just stared at you, unblinking, almost as if it was in a trance.

The terrace was... So simple and cute.

There were a few waffle chairs, with the emblems ingrained into them, signaling that they're of the vanilla kingdom kind.

There also was a table, though of the same design as the chairs.

You also noticed a small kitchen in the corner, with a small island too.

It truly was a sanctuary of peace.

Though, you were rather curious on how could something like this exist in this garden.

You were set down on one of the chairs, and in front you, were already a few plates aranged, almost, as if you were an expected guest. And pure Vanilla Cookie placed his staff on the counter. Despite the pretty sights next to you, you were quite creeped out by the staff STILL LOOKING AT YOU.

Seriously? Does it ever blink like in the game?

Pure Vanilla Cookie placed a few deserts from the phantry, and you could recognise a few favourites of yours in his hands.

You tried to take one of the deserts, but couldn't do it, due to your new form.

Pure Vanilla Cookie cringed, almost, as if he realised his mistake.

"Ah... Forgive me, I should've realised..."

Then, he took a few napkins, and muttered something under his breath. You couldn't hear what exactly.

Then, a few moments later, he gave them to you.

"There, these napkins should help you with picking up stuff."

You hesitatenly tried to take the dessert again, not fully believing what he said.

True to his words, you could grab things now!

Pure Vanilla Cookie said nothing, only softly smiling as you happily muched on the deserts. (even if you couldn't exactly taste them.)

He slowly walked to the counter, and took a few cups from somewhere.

You were having a staring contest with the staff, the deserts forgotten.

He called out your name(when did you give it to him?) Before asking you a question.

"do you have any preferences?"

seeing your confused face Pure Vanilla Cookie looked confused, before realising his choise of words.

"err... As in, would you like tea, coffee, or even perhaps hot chocolate..?"

Content with your answer, he had begun making you and himself your drink of choise.

A few minutes later, he set down the cups with drinks on the table, and sat down on the opposite side of you.

"Be careful to not spill that on yourself."

You thanked him for the drink.

Pure Vanilla Cookie's POV

You were not someone for conversation, he quickly found out, he had to start all the conversations first, and they ended just as quickly as he started them.

But it's okay! It's nice to sit in silence, with the only sound being the sea nearby, and the gentle reminder of the wind going through the leaves of the trees.

He was so happy for you just to be here again, it felt like a long time ago when both of you met first. It must've showed upon his face, since you had made an odd comment on that.

You looked almost... Peaceful. Just drinking your drink of choise, despite knowing that this is all a dream.

He knew too, and he wondered if you liked the drink he prepared, despite not being able to taste it, due to your current circumstances.

"Thank you..." A weak voice was heard from you, and a few moments later, you put your cup of nearly finished drink on the table.

"Is it...time for you to wake up?"But he didn't want you to leave yet!

"I'm afraid so..." A few moments later, you got up, and hugged him.

"Thank you..."

Pure Vanilla Cookie didn't hear the next words you wanted to say, for alas, you had faded away...

Away, somewhere, where he cannot follow you yet.

His expression fell.

"Perhaps, I'll have to ask Expresso cookie to strengthen that device, and the link between the worlds."

[speed-world]

Idea for a story...based off something I saw somewhere else.

Y/n sucked into the cookie run kingdom game and transformed into a cookie and is a complete coward...like cookies, if they want y/n to come with them on adventures, have to bribe y/n into coming...or drag them as they scream in fear. They are terrified of plot because they know what happens in the cookie run story and feel like they wouldn't survive....

Buuuuut then, as they progress through the story, more cookies are revealed to love y/n and their presence in general make the cookies...nicer and more focused on making y/n happy than the plot lol. Like they start making sure y/n has their treats, that y/n is having fun, etc!

Cowardice…Pays Off?!

(Is this self aware? Kinda i guess right?)

You aren’t sure how or why this happened. One moment you were just by yourself, ready to play a newly downloaded Cookie Run Kingdom-The Game. You saw a lot of videos about its story and characters, and you wanted to give it a shot since it all seemed so cool!! Then, just as you started the game up, your game glitched and got stuck. The screen of your phone went blank. Then, like a vortex, it pulled you inside of the game and your entire body composition changed. You were flat, smelled appetizing, and you were a lot smaller than you were supposed to be.

You became a cookie…which horrifies you immensely!

Sure, it sounded neat to be surrounded by the characters that you loved, until you realize that you now have to go through the same story as them. A story that you knew most of the outcomes…

As you finally came to, you heard the crashing sounds of asteroids from outside. You studied your surroundings a bit more until you realized: This is the Final Battle of the Dark Flour War, which surely means-

“This is…Oh no, what a horrible sight.”

“The whole place is covered in Cookie crumbs!”

You heard footsteps of 5 cookies approaching you. You vividly remembered there words as the same words from the Final Battle prologue scene. But of course, you were there. And you noticed that the Ancients immediately froze and changed once they saw you.

“Despite the foul stench and scene, it appears that a Cookie made it after all…”

“Ah! W-wait, I-I’m not s-supposed to uh— p-please I-I’m so scared, d-don’t h-hurt me p-please!!” You freaked out at the realization, and buried your face in your knees. Tears welled up in your eyes as you began to weep.

Pure Vanilla Cookie softly approached you and caressed your back. He sat down in front of you and held your arm.

“We promise you, the last thing we’d ever want is to hurt you! You don’t have to worry, we’re here to protect you with our own lives, you have my word! I’m Pure Vanilla Cookie, may I know who you are?”

With how softly and assuring he spoke, you held his hand and nodded.

“Y/N…I’m Y/N.”

You hugged him out of instinct, which definitely surprised the healer, but he didn’t mind at all. He reciprocated the hug and then hugged even tighter…as if he’s been waiting for this specific hug with you for a while

“A-wait! You g-guys have to leave!! D-D-Dark E-Enchantress Cookie is too strong for y-you all!! Y-you won’t win against her!!” You panicked as you remembered the fate that awaited the Ancients. They all looked surprised initially, but then they all looked more determined than ever.

“While your concern is appreciated, we assure that we won’t back down from Dark Enchantress Cookie. We’ll take her down AND make assure your safety at the same time.”

You looked at Golden Cheese Cookie, quietly pleading with her and the other Ancients to not go and fight this battle. They all do their best to reassure and comfort you, hoping that you understand they can’t abandon this fight. One Ancient however, stared at you differently than the others. She looked at you as if…she actually knew who you were…

White Lily Cookie saw you catch onto her staring, and she shook her head to snap back to reality.

“I-I believe we should get ready! W-We need t-to find Dark Enchantress Cookie before she finds us!”

And then, as if on cue, you all notice the sounds of Cake Hounds rapidly charging at you. The Ancients ready themselves to fight, and you trembled as you got to your feet. You hid behind Hollyberry Cookie, tightly holding onto her for dear life and shutting your eyes…until you felt various Cake Hounds nuzzling your legs. You opened your eyes to the cute creatures smiling at you and not hurting you at all, which confused the Ancients.

“Shouldn’t these Cake Hounds be attacking us? These are Dark Enchantress Cookie’s forces, and yet they’re…rolling around and nuzzling us?!”

“It appears they’ve a fondness for Y/N. We could use this to our advantage, let’s move!”

Dark Cacao Cookie scooped you up with one arm and carried you as the Ancients ran to the castle area where Dark Enchantress Cookie was.

You screamed and pleaded to not go with them since you knew what would happen. Since comforting you didn’t seem to work, two Ancients had the bright idea of bribing you to come along.

“Come now Y/N, I promise to gift with riches beyond your dreams after we win this fight! I’ll even let these Cake Hounds be with you, but you’ll spend more time with me, my closest treasure~!”

“I’ll be sure to grace you with the finest berry juice ever! My treat!! You’ll never have to worry with me around, I promise you!!”

You were more relaxed after hearing the offers of Hollyberry Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie. After a while, you noticed everyone had stopped moving. You slowly looked up in horror…Dark Enchantress Cookie was waiting there.

“And so, upon the ruins of your home we finally meet. And it would appear…that you brought an uninvited guest~.”

…She was talking about you. You met your worried eyes with hers, but she didn’t look at you with malice. More she looked down at you like a mother would a little child…and you had no clue how to react.

Pure Vanilla Cookie stood in front of you, and had hardened gaze on Dark Enchantress Cookie.

“Dark Enchantress Cookie! What is the meaning of this?”

“Now, now. No need to be so hostile. In fact, I have a…proposition for you lot.”

“Proposition? What nonsense are you rambling about now?”

Dark Enchantress Cookie focused her gaze on you. You hid behind Pure Vanilla Cookie, but Dark Enchantress’s eyes never stopped following your movements.

“I would like to believe that we have a common interest. The Cookie that you’re shielding - Y/N I believe was your name, no? - There’s something about them that’s quite incredible, wouldn’t you say~?”

“What…w-w-what are y-you getting a-at?!” You decided to speak, or more stutter, for yourself.

“I’m saying I believe we’ve all taken an interest in you. Dare I say, we can come to a deal: I’ll cease my own vision for the world in exchange for the safety and prosperity of Y/N. Does that sound alright with you?”

You were very reluctant to respond, mostly because of how much you were taken aback by this. Is this really the same Dark Enchantress Cookie you remember?! Apparently, the Ancients had the same conflicted expressions. None of them truly knew what to say about this ordeal.

“Can we really trust her words? This could easily be just another scheme-“

“I AM serious about this, mind YOU! It’s abundantly clear none of us want Y/N in any kind of danger, and I can see it clearly in your eyes—all of us feel a special attraction to them, despite the odd circumstance~. There’s no reason to lie about it.”

You looked to the rest of the Ancients in anticipation. You had zero idea what the right answer was, if there was one, but you just prayed that you wouldn’t be hurt in any way.

“…..Fine then. For the sake of all Cookiekind, and for Y/N, we’ll trust you. But know this Dark Enchantress Cookie, we will fight you again if you ever back down from your word!”

“Hah, you won’t have to look forward to it~…”

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It’s been a while since then, and you still have no idea how to feel about your situation.

On one hand, literally nothing wants to harm you in any way. Every Cookie you’ve met has been extremely kind and generous to you, even if they’re evil aligned. The Bear Jellies are so warm and welcoming, and the Sugar Gnomes have virtually become your best supportive friends. Not to mention the Cake Hounds being head over heels for you, which you reciprocated the love for them.

On the other hand…there always seemed to be some small layer of tension whenever Dark Enchantress Cookie comes to see you. She’s always super nice to you, giving you immense affection that at times seems out of character.

Of course, the Ancients always get slightly agitated when Dark Enchantess Cookie visits. Especially Golden Cheese Cookie and White Lily Cookie, who really got upset whenever Dark Enchantress took you away from them.

Granted, White Lily made some sense with her relationship with Dark Enchantress.

But Golden Cheese really took offense to whenever you’re attention was taken off of her

In any sense, the most confusing thing was whenever the Cookies wanted to take you on adventures. Mainly the Gingerbrave gang.

You were incredibly scared of going with them, mostly because you knew of the danger of their adventures and thought you’d either be harmed or get in their way.

Whenever a Cookie invites you to travel with them, they always make sure your safety is prioritized. Sometimes they’ll try to bribe you with treats, gifts, or rewards if you tag along.

But sometimes, they’ll abandon their plans just to be with you and make sure you’re comfortable.

This life of yours was so odd and scary, but your fears would eventually wash away with how much the Cookies would treasure your being above all else. You’d grow to enjoy and love the affection and care, even if it seemed to be overwhelming at times.

[w1ndarchr]

⋆⁺⋆ ⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ Self-aware!CRK

they waited and waited for so long, where have you been now?

Time flew by, days turned weeks and weeks turned into months and that app you downloaded remained untouched. You almost forgot about it, but then a thought crept into your mind... why not give it a go and open the app for a little while? Who knows what kind of adventure awaits you in there!

soon then as you opened the app, a silly sugar gnome appeared in your screen as they greeted you, attempting to rouse you from your slumber. How adorable! However, you couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt for neglecting the game for several months.

upon tapping the bubble chat to continue, you were woken up by the sugar gnome. Shortly then, a cookie by the name of Gingerbrave appeared on your screen, extending a warm welcome back greeting and surprising you with various missions and new mails.

The experience of being pleasantly surprised by the cookie's missions and warm welcome evokes a sense of happiness within you. This feeling has reignited your interest in playing the game, reminiscent of the initial excitement you felt upon downloading it. then a,

"Whoah, welcome back!"

exclaimed Gingerbrave with a huge grin on his face. He was positively beaming as he directed his attention towards the exciting quest called 'We Missed You!' story, as you completed the quest, you then let out a small chuckle and just when you thought it couldn't get any better, a surprise gift appeared, accompanied by a warm welcome from Wizard Cookie aswell.

As you delved deeper into the game, a sudden light giggles escaped your lips again, instantly lifting your spirits. It was as if a weight had been lifted off your shoulders, and you couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, playing this game more often could be the key to unlocking your happiness again....

as you continued playing the gameplay, it appears that you have failed to take notice or acknowledge the fact that your cookies are watching you with great delight, sporting broad smiles on their faces. They are astounded by your return after all these days and find it to be a most delightful occurrence. The cookies are now eager to capture your attention and bask in your presence.

mainly, Pure Vanilla Cookie is thrilled to see you again! With a huge smile on his face, he knows that you, a human outside of their own world, have returned. Despite being just a silly pixelated character, he is determined to make a difference and show you his worth. He won't give up until he proves himself to be a valuable part of your experience and same aswell for other cookies.

"I-I can't believe it! is it really Baker?!"

"they're back! oh thank earthbread!"

"Our Baker has returned! they have returned!!"

the air was electric with the sound of many voices, all talking with an excitement that was palpable. The crowd had gathered to welcome back their dearest baker, and they were positively bursting with joy. It was clear that they would do anything to spend their lives with this beloved baker, who had captured their hearts.

"Please remain calm, everyone." Pure Vanilla exclaimed, urging everyone to hush up and lend an ear. he patiently waited for their undivided attention, ready to address the situation at hand. Finally, the cookies heeded the king's call and directed their focus towards him. with unwavering obedience, they followed his commands and maintained a hushed silence.

"Now that our dear baker has finally returned, we must celebrate and welcome them!" with a cheerful and enthusiastic tone, he conveyed his message to the audience, announcing the return of their baker and urging them to make preparations to warmly welcome them back.

the roar of the crowd echoed through the stadium as they erupted in a thunderous cheer, their voices rising in unison to create a symphony of excitement and energy. It was a moment of pure joy, as the crowd continued to cheer, it was clear that this was a moment that made the cookies feel so much alive more than before!

The cookies are eagerly planning to celebrate their beloved baker's return, spending quality time with them, and most importantly, doing everything in their power to bring you back into their world.

You were completely immersed in the game for a solid hour, but as fatigue started to set in, you knew it was time to take a break. With a sigh of satisfaction, you exited the app and gently placed your phone on the table. as you stood up, you stretched your limbs and made your way towards the kitchen to grab a bite to eat.

now that you've just returned from a quick snack break, plopped down on your comfy couch, and grabbed your phone. But as you excitedly opened the gameplay, something strange began to happen. glitches started popping up on your screen, causing you to freak out a bit, you managed to keep your cool and reassure yourself that it was just a pesky bug... right?

"That's odd. It's probably just a minor glitch," you reassured yourself as you clicked the start button. Suddenly, your phone screen was illuminated with a blinding white light, but you remained calm for a second. This now freaked you out alot as you began to wonder if this is the end of your phone.

just as you were about to let out a scream, you suddenly found yourself sucked into the depths of your phone, and everything around you went pitch black.

...

As you slowly emerged from your slumber, you attempted to pry open your eyelids, your vision was a bit blurry and couldnt see who was trying to wake you up but all you could think was... a figure of familiar cookie, as you sat up and rubbed your noggin with a slight groan, "what the?..." you couldn't help but wonder if you were still dreaming.

"—ke up... Rise and Shine my dear—!"

The words echoed through your mind, jolting you awake. As you shook off the grogginess, causing a slight disorientation as your sight gradually sharpened. cookie...? wait... Pure Vanilla?!

you can't believe your eyes as you stare at the cookie in front of you. Did it magically appear out of nowhere? Is this some kind of illusion? a prank?! this must be a dream! right?! You blink, hoping to snap out of it. Pure Vanilla extended his hand, ready to help you up. But as you looked at him, your mind was still reeling and you hesitated to take his hand. You tried to figure out what's happening and your heart was racing.

The cookie patiently awaited your gesture to take his hand, as he sought to establish a sense of trust with you. Eventually, you reached out and grasped his hand, allowing him to assist you in rising to your feet.

as you rose to your feet, you couldn't help but take in your surroundings with a sense of bewilderment. everything feels so weird! the sky is normal... you then return your gaze back towards the cookie which appeared to be grinning radiantly.

"a-are you real?" You stammered, your finger trembling as you pointed towards him in disbelief. "t-this has to be some kind of joke... right?" You whispered the final words, feeling as you were about to lose your mind but then Pure Vanilla emitted a slight chuckle and stated, "Oh my dear, don't be silly, this is real indeed and this is no joke. " The cookie spoke in a gentle tone as he patted your head.

what?!... real??... theres no way you're here... could it be possible you're stuck in the game..!? how! just how!?

i literally have this draft saved.💀🏳️

anyways, hope u enjoy ig, bad ahh grammar LMAO

[kalopses-sonderes]

Hey, hyper anon here...had this idea for a self aware cookie run x readers series or one shot If you're interested! It's kinda based off your imposter au!

Y/n gets transported into game and brought before the imposter! The imposter starts talking but then y/n claims they wanna talk to the imposter in private! When they talk in private, only the imposter and y/n, y/n reveals that they just want to live a normal life among cookies and they are totally fine with the imposter being the ruler of the cookies because they seem very cool and being a ruler seems too stressful (bonus: y/n doesn't feel worthy of being the cookie's ruler as well because they don't have powers or something like the imposter does...and bonus bonus if the imposter can do stuff like summon amazing cotton candy and stuff to bribe cookies with!) Imposter calls cookies in and apologizes for the misunderstanding and 'mistaking (favorite flavor) cookie as an imposter' and apologizes by helping them find a home and a place!

Oh and later on...cookies read imposter's dairy and discover that imposter is...well an imposter, and what their baker said to them and the little...deal they made (imposter being ruler, y/n just living their life as a normal cookie citizen of kingsom) but has an evil yet good plan (good in y/n's unknowing eyes, bad in cookie's eyes) where the imposter has slowly been bribing y/n and winning their heart so even if they are found out, y/n is singing their praises from on high and would vouch for them! (Example of bribes: giving y/n their favorite sweets, becoming their closest friend...which leads into something that would horrifying cookies more because jealousy, showing y/n amazing tricks, and taking them to places one could only DREAM of and more!) Thing that horrified cookies: the imposter was first doing it out of manipulation but is clearly starting to actually LIKE the baker and wants to be their friend...not to charm em to have the cookie's sweet baker singing their praises!

So, in order to get their y/n back and make y/n sing THEIR praises instead and make y/n WANT to he the center of their world...they start counter bribing! They start doing nice things to and for y/n, claiming that it's because they want to welcome y/n at first and then slowly up the spoiling...giving y/n more and more attention, making sure y/n is melting at THEIR fingertips and not the imposter's...making y/n desire them and not the imposter.

And when time is right...imposter is exposed! Imposter tries to get y/n on their side....buuut y/n can't resist the cookie's siren call of a sweet beckon and possibly a cute saying along the lines of 'oh sweetheart, come to [cute nickname they call themselves]' or 'oh [cute nickname], you shouldn't stress about this buisness...come, let's go home and [activity they like or find relaxing...examples, go bake some monster muffins to munch on or go cuddle or give y/n a backrub or something]' and it makes y/n go running to them like a savior unable to resist a siren's call.

A/n: Omg I want this to be a series, so this is gonna be like mostly my brain rotting rambles and small portions of little fics so we can build off it later on in the series

All the writing in purple is the little fics, default color is just my rambles and headcanons about it

“Imposter for Baker? Count me in!”

Series masterlist

- Just imagine little cookie y/n plopping into the cookie verse like “oop, guess this is my new life now.” They just start living a normal life on the outskirts of their kingdom so no one can find them. Cause, if you you were transported to a new universe, you would think you were their god/baker or they were gonna try and hunt you down. Soooo y/n decided to keep to themselves and not let their presence be known yet.

- BOOM! There’s news of the “baker” being spotted and brought to the big castle to take there throne and high power blah blah. The Imposter looks similar to you, just with purple eyes(If you have purple eyes… now you don’t). You can’t tell what the true bakers eye color is because the statues aren’t painted, so the imposter fit the bill well.an they had powers! It has to be their baker then!

- Y/n is absolute happy about that! They get to sit back and relax, they go in public now and just tell cookies they just were “ blessed with the looks of their baker” and how they aren’t them. Some of the cookies were extremely skeptical but let it slide since they said they weren’t their baker and weren’t trying to impersonate them, cause the imposter is totallyyyy the real baker!

“You look oddly familiar..” Pure Vanilla looks Y/n up and down.

The cookies surround Y/n, trying to figure out why you look exactly like their baker.. just with your boring eyes, not neon purple eyes like their totally real baker has. Espresso has a magnifying glass in your cookie face, looking at all the detail.

‘Uhhhhhhh… I was just blessed by our baker, and uh, they blessed me with their beauty and I’m not them. I don’t have purple eyes or cool powers! I’m just trying to live a normal life like everyone else.” You say, any normal person would have seen right through you and what you were saying, but the cookies believed you. You weren’t claiming to be their baker so they have no reason to not let you live a peaceful life, it could just be an odd coincident!

“Well they don’t seem like their lying.. Guess they get to go peacefully for now till the Baker decided what’s to do with them.” Milk shrugs, everyone nodding and humming in agreement with Milk.

- Once the imposter finds out you’re there they are instantly scared. What if you go hunting them?! Or take the throne and execute them?!

- They order a few cookies to go collect you so they can have a one on one talk with you disguising it as a dinner twitch their “look a like” for funnies. Once the cookies bring you back, the imposter leads you away to a more secluded room in the castle so no one can spy on you both as they question you.

“This is my throne and-“ The imposter started once they closed the door the small storage room.

“You can keep it, I don’t want to be the ruler of this kingdom, just live a normal life.” You interrupted, you looked pretty calm about the whole ordeal while the imposter looked like they’ve seen a ghost.

“Wait.. what? You’re just gonna let me keep it.” The imposter look dumbfounded, not actually believing you’ll let them keep at this power. They thought they wold have to threaten you or make an official announcement that you’re an imposter and let the cookies hunt you down for the. “Not even gonna put up a small fight.? I didn’t even get to finish my monologue I worked so hard on..” :(

- You got to live a pretty normal life under the imposters rule. Until Pure Vanilla decides to go through the imposters room and found a diary, I snooped through it and read it….. Finding out you’re the real baker! -insert Pure Vanilla doing surprised pikachu face- He was flabbergasted(I love this word so much for no reason) He didn’t expect to be worshipping the WRONG baker the entire time and their real baker was being bribed to like the imposter and be their friend. So if the imposter gets found out, you’d take Imposters side over the cookies! He also found out how you never wanted to be Baker and let the imposter take your spot! D:

- It clicked in Pure Vanilla’s head, you have been spending loads of time with the imposter and received even as house from them and gifts. He came up with an idea to also bribe you! He gets the other cookies in on it.. It’s basically a full on war!

- your house is basically full of gifts from all the cookies and you’re absolutely clueless on what this about and you didn’t mind it at first till you could barely see your living room floor from all their gifts piled up in there!

Who will win the real baker? Imposter or the cookies? Find out on the next episode of “Imposter for Baker? Count me in!”

A/n: kept it very open ended so the other parts of this series will fit well :D

[lilmissytealbow]

Baker being a simp to Royal Margarine Cookie pt. 4 (feat. Pure Vanilla)

Going out of date with Royal Margarine at (insert your kingdom name)/ your kingdom or Dragon City for a stroll

Princess and the other princesses are showing Baker’s new suit/dress. Royal Margarine’s face react with blush pink

Pure Vanilla is hiding at the green bushes,been spying at Royal Margarine with Baker with jealous aura. Dark Cacao and Hollyberry are un-aware about his obsession with Baker

Baker is laying down on the grass at the garden and thinking about him but every time your daydreaming. Until he sees you down there laying on the grass. As Baker just pass out with a blushing red face

Royal Margarine stares at Baker for a conversation but he saw Pure Vanilla jealous glaring at him along with his flower staff too, distant behind at Baker

Royal Margarine tries to be nice/friendly Pure Vanilla but kept glaring at him with jealous aura, but Royal Margarine feels uncomfortable

Pure Vanilla appear in front of them. Pure Vanilla: “Hi there”. They got shocked out of nowhere

Baker thought about why Royal Margarine is scare of Pure Vanilla ? To see his fright face a little

So what happen when Pure Vanilla appear at in front of your Cookie castle with a shotgun and pointed at him

Pure Vanilla: You have 10 seconds before I’ll shoot you

Royal Margarine: …..

*Buttercream appear to grab her owner and fly away*

[phoenix-bleh]

Um, can I have part 4, please? and the art to it, I have an idea for this drawing while they're all fighting there, then child y/n thought: "So okay, I think it's time for me to run away" When a little boy runs away, I turn the fight and even Shadow Milk Cookies are after the child. and when the boy thinks that he broke away from them by wiping his forehead. "Fuuh... Is it supposed to be like this in the story? And why did everyone become so weird? So okay, I won't talk about it, we need to look for a way home."as soon as the boy was about to go further, Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Mill Cookie surrounded him from two sides and told him: "are you going far?" And they began to tickle him for making him worry especially Pure Vanilla Cookies. And the rest are looking elsewhere. (how do you like the idea of art? I thought it would be nice to have a good night! ^^)😅

CRK self aware x Child! reader

part 1, 2, 3, 4

!PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP!

Some time has passed and you weren’t exactly paying attention but somehow Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk were arguing with each other, and you could tell Shadow Milk wasn’t taking it seriously at all. You were just standing there but then you thought of something else you could do while they were distracted. You decided to see if you could find your own way home and went out into the forest. You roamed for a while and saw some pretty interesting stuff but nothing that could possibly get you home but you were a determine little child so you kept going.  

It wasn’t until almost an hour later they both realized you were gone. Pure Vanilla called out for you but he didn’t get a response. They looked at each other and started running towards the forest in a quick attempt to find you. They looked for you and went deeper into the forest. Shadow Milk Cookie could sense your presence unfortunately he couldn’t pinpoint where you were. “That ignorant kid don’t they realize how dangerous this forest is…” He was kinda mad but he cared about you so of course he was panicking. On the other hand Pure Vanilla was freaking out. How could he lose you again? To him he was the ignorant one for not keeping an eye on you.

Then they heard a scream just a bit further down the forest…That had to be you…

While you were exploring you didn’t realize the group of spores following you. You had an uneasy feeling that something was behind you, but you were too scared to turn around and face what it was. You build up the courage to turn around and see what it was and you pretty much regret no running then and there. You stood there like a deer in headlights just staring at the group of creatures. That’s when you screamed out of fear, and you saw the creatures go back a bit then slowly made their way to you. In shock you took a step back and kept doing so until your back went against a tree. You covered your face and brace yourself for whatever they were about to do to you.

You heard a crash and you flinched bracing yourself for impact but nothing happened to you. You slowly uncovered your eyes and saw that the creatures were nowhere to be seen. You gave out a sigh of relief and then you heard someone cough. You quickly looked to where you heard it and saw Shadow Milk Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie staring at you. “What do you think you’re doing?” Pure Vanilla asked you. You started sweating and got nervous. You wanted to say something but you stumbled with your words.

Before you could actually say something you got tackled to the grown by Shadow Milk Cookie. Not Hard enough to hurt you but enough to make you fall onto the patches of grass. He started tickling your sides or anywhere to make you start laughing and squirming. You screamed and kicked yelling at him to stop but that was hard to do since you kept interrupting yourself by laughing. This went on for a couple of seconds until you were tuckered out by laughing too much. Pure Vanilla kneeled down and giggled a little bit at your state. “That’s what you get for making us worry.” 

 

[hugemilkshake]

FANFIC MASTERLIST PART 1

This is for all my X reader stuff so you can find any fics I have made!

Key

Romantic 💕

Platonic 🌸

Angst 🫧

Yandere 🥀

Platonic or romantic 🍁

Silly 🍡

Unsure ❓

Scenarios-Oneshots

Beaten Longan Dragon🌸

Yandere Shadow Milk🥀🍁

Yandere Shadow Milk part 2🥀🍁

Corrupted white lily with twin reader🌸

Naga Shadow Milk🌸❓❓❓

Forbidden lovers with Marble Danish💕

Dragon Admirers💕

Yandere Shadow Milk part 3🥀🍁

Naga Shadow Milk 2🌸❓❓❓❓

Friends to lovers with Raspberry Mouse💕

The mermaids Siren🥀💕

Meeting the dragons💕

Just Relax- Self Aware Au🌸

Your local hero!🍁

Clumsy Fool💕

Protector of royalty💕

Take the apple❓❓

Stone Cold🫧🍁

Big brother Gingerbrave!🌸

The two sides of knowledge🥀🍁

Dumb dragons!🍁

Yandere Elder Faerie🥀🍁

How do you walk?- self aware Au🌸

Mail mistake💕🍡

Arrow of death💕🫧

The lonely bonding club🌸

Little dove🥀💕

Lovely food🥀💕

Worried caretaker💕

Chit chatting- self aware Au🌸

Science miscalculations💕

Head Cannons

Yandere Elder Faerie🥀🍁

Yandere Butter Roll🥀🍁

Yandere Butter Pretzel🥀🍁

Butter Roll with a ticklish reader🍁

Yandere Scovillia Headmaster🥀🍁

Yandere Pure Vanilla🥀💕

Yandere Hollyberry🥀🍁

Linzer Cuddling💕

Father Butter Roll🌸

Vampire Shadow Milk🌸❓

Dark Choco healing from obsession🍁

Curious CoD Reader🌸

Post banishment Affogato🫧🍁

Vampire Shadow Milk part 2🥀🌸❓

Yandere Mercurial Knight🥀🍁

Yandere Shadow Milk🥀🍁

Curious CoD Reader part 2🌸

Some nice Mercurial Knight🍁

Shadow Milk with Mind Control❓

Dragons with a dead reader🫧🍁

Night terrors with Clotted Cream💕

Shadow Milk with mind control 2❓❓

Jealous of Snapdragon🍁

Elder Faerie with a talkative reader🍁

Cinnamon with a prodigy reader💕

Licorice cuddles🍁

Triple cone cup principles with a strong reader🌸

Kissing cinnamon cookie💕

Doodle Scenarios

Elder faerie in the rain🍁

Chilling with Smores Cookie 🌸

Carameleon question 🌸

Elder Faerie VS Shadow Milk🍁

Pure Vanilla sheep🍁

Red Velvet’s hand💕

Clotted Creams offer🍁

Black Pearl saves reader🍁

Matchas plan🍁

Meeting Kumiho🍁

Comforting Matcha🫧🍁

Annoying Butter Roll🍡

Shadow Milk Rambles🍁

Butter Roll and cat Reader🍁

Yandere Butter Roll🥀🍁

Chilling with Caramel Arrow🍁

Yandere Dark Enchantresses🥀🌸

Butter Roll Tickling🍁

Father Abalone🌸

Clotted Cream cuddles🍁

Pure Vanilla Hugs🍁

Shadow Witch with Cookie reader🌸

Dark Enchantress cuddles🌸

Two Butter Rolls🍡

Kouign-Amann hugs💕

Pomegranates rivalry🍁

Baking with the Shadow Witch💕

Cloak buddies with Dark Choco🍁

Shadow Milk something idk-❓

Butter Roll with Eldritch horror reader🍡

Butter Roll comforting reader🍁

Royal Margarine hugs🍁

Yandere Mercurial Knight🥀🍁

Reader dropped their ice cream🌸

Crimson lily thing ❓

OC STUFF

Pal💕

The hidden kingdom🌸

Noisy marketplace 🌸

Sleepy spider💕

Patron affection 🍁

The watchful witch🌸

[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

{▪︎Expectations Of A Ruler!▪︎}

Self Aware Cookie Run Kingdom! Cookie Queen (Y/N) Au!

"Your grace, you have received a important letter!" Wizard Cookie exclaimed, walking forward with the letter in his hand. Gingerbrave and Strawberry Cookie beside him, staring in awe as he took out the letter from it's confinement. "Oh?" Carefully fixing the puffy skirt, the queen tries to carefully descended off the throne.

To which Pure Vanilla Cookie quickly aids her. "Thank you Pure Vanilla, I'm not used to this kind of get up." "It's alright my sweetest queen, it's a honor." (Y/N) lets him guide her to the young magic user. "Your highness," Wizard Cookie starts, giving a small nod of acknowledgment to Pure Vanilla Cookie.

"A sugar gnome had given this to me before I came to deviler my daily report of magical findings."

"I see, would you mind reading it to me, Wizard Cookie?"

"Of course! *Ahem!* "Dear Queen (Y/N) Cookie, rightful ruler of [Kingdom Name]. May we humbly request for your presence at Her Majesty Hollyberry's Royal Gala." "

" "It would be a absolute honor if you can attend. You may bring your court if you'd like, but you and them must be in your finest attire for this event. We sent you this invitation in advance so we may be prepared if you announced your arrival. Thank you for reading this invitation. Signed by the Royal Berry Family." "

Wizard Cookie finished, folding the letter back in its envelope. He bows his head as he awaited for the female cookies answer. "You should totally go Your Highness!" Gingerbrave said excitedly, jumping up and down in his spot. Wizard Cookie shot his friend a glare. "It's the Queen's decision! Not yours Gingerbrave."

"Hmmm, well what do you think, Strawberry?" (Y/N) asked politely, unsure for herself if she should attend.

"Oh, umm... Maybe? I dunno, I'm not really sure. It sounds important, so maybe.. But if you don't wanna go-!" "Don't stress about it Strawberry. It's alright, I'll figure it out. Thank you, you three." The cookies bow and wish (Y/N) luck.

Sighing, (Y/N) let's Pure Vanilla escort her back to the throne. "What do you think Pure Vanilla? It would be rude to not come, but, with everything happening I'm just not sure..."

The male cookie smiles softly at the worried female cookie. "I think it will do you and everyone else some good to go. And, I haven't seen Hollyberry Cookie in quite some time. It would be good to catch up."  The former ruler replied honestly.

(Y/N) takes in his words and remembered the advice of her fellow cookies. Sighing, she decided to relent. "Well, it sounds fun and I'm sure some moving around will do me some good." Pure Vanilla wholeheartedly agreed, his smile beaming brightly on his doughy skin. "I'll go inform Custard Cookie, I bet he would be excited to rule over the Kingdom for a day."

"Are you sure that is wise? He's still so young and those responsibilities seem a bit too much on his tiny shoulders." (Y/N) questioned the powerful healer, remembering Custard Cookie The Thirds, story quest.

"I agree my dearest, but if he wishes to be king one day he must learn. So I see no problem with him doing a test-run, besides he will have his confidants to aid him. And we will only be gone for a short while." Pure Vanilla per-swayed the queen. Which she had finally agreed.

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Self Aware Cookie Run Kingdom!

Queen (Y/N) Cookie! Ancient + Legendary!?

Story: A mysterious, humble cookie from a different beginning that became royalty overnight. Known for their fourth coming kindness to all that reside or visit her kingdom. Her dough is sweeter than sugar cane and her smiles are warmer than fresh bread. How can any cookie resist such a sweet-hearted queen.

Relationship Charts:

[Pure Vanilla Cookie]

"You are the one that is cherished by so many. I'm one of those many." (Friendly)

[Custard Cookie The Third]

"You are not of age to take the throne just quite yet."  (Family)

[Gingerbrave]

"I must accompany you on your amazing adventures." (Family)

[Strawberry Cookie]

"Everything will be alright, no need to shy away from it all." (Friendly)

[Wizard Cookie]

"You have such a skill with magic!" (Trust)

[Pitya Dragon Cookie] 

"Ah.. Pitya Dragon Cookie. To what do I owe the pleasure once again?" (Friendly)

[Milk Cookie]

"I admire a cookie with such ambitions!" (Friendly)

[Herb Cookie]

"Your plants are always so lovely, I'm glad to see them grow again." (Friendly)

[Tiger Lily Cookie]

"She is quite interesting, though I worry for her..." (Friendly)

[Mint Choco Cookie]

"His performances are so pleasing, the melody is always refined." (Friendly)

[Whipped Cream Cookie]

"The way he dances makes my heart jump! Why does he charm me so?" (Friendly)

[Dark Choco Cookie]

"You only wanted what was best for your kingdom, if you can't forgive yourself. I will instead. (Friendly)

[Dark Cacao Cookie]

"Even the greatest and strongest cookies fall, but that doesn't mean that they are worthless. I promise you that."

[Hollyberry Cookie]

"Haha! Your kingdom is so lively, just like you! I wish I could of had more of your famous Berry Juice!"

[Dark Enchantress Cookie]

"I understand your goal, but the path you choose to make it so, is... Not right."

[Red Velvet Cookie]

"The Cake Hounds are so sweet!"

[Rassberry Cookie]

"Your way with your sword is very familiar, but over all, amazing!"

[Eclair Cookie]

"Me? Well, I guess we are all apart of history? Hehe!"

[Affogato Cookie]

"If you wished to find a place to belong, the kingdom was always open."

(For Context, this was saved in my drafts for a long time. But with the new update, I decided to post it! Please enjoy! Ask away for more cookie interactions!! Anyway, thank you! See ya! ILL POST MORE CRK, and GENSHIN I haven't forgotten about you@)

[lavsposts]

. . ˳⁺‧ʚ beyond dimension i

yandere self-aware cookie run kingdom x reader

tw: yandere, worrying behaviour but no big deal as this is the introductory part.

i'm not sure if anyone has already written this au, but this idea just came to me after playing crk lol

PART i

you were just an ordinary, average person who was bored on a saturday.

so you decided to download a game.

why not?

so you looked bored at your phone, looking for recommendations of games with nice graphics for free.

you started scrolling through all the possible apps on the podium, one by one.

crap.

everything was boring and unoriginal, you thought bitterly, tightening your grip on your phone.

you guess you'll have to go back to browsing the posts.

after the defeat you just sighed dully and started staring at the wall.

that was it,

until you got a notification. you didn't even care if it was a storm alert or maybe a kettle offer. you took the phone in your hand once again and, excited by something new, started reading.

it was a reply to your youtube comment.

@username you should try cookie run kingdom!!! it's totally different to genshin, you literally get so much stuff for free it's worth playing/ just be careful for simping for cookies lol

you wrinkle your eyebrows, wondering. cookie.... run? never heard of it. but the offer of free stuff and cookies is tempting.

but you're not going to start simp for any cookies anyway.

right?

having played for over three weeks, it's fair to say you've really become addicted to this game. this short comment really described it all.

simp.

you may be a simp.

but you found out that in this fandom it's... kind of normal.

although despite everything, there are also flaws in this game that scare you to your core. well, nothing is perfect, right?

you don't know how, but you already have literally all the characters without spending any money on it.

you thought it was normal, until you found out from the community that it really wasn't. a lot of people envied you, although there were some who felt sorry for you.

you didn't know why.

back in the day, you'd often catch the cookies looking at you. and this would be normal, but sometimes it lasts for a few minutes, not a few seconds.

sometimes you also hear strange phrases said by them on the home screen or little interactions like waving or smiling.

but no one has ever had this, except you of course.

for the next week you ignored it, playing and trying to enjoy it as if nothing ever happened.

until, one day, you walked in and saw a hand and a face on the screen.

a hand and a face of pure vanilla.

you literally threw your phone to the floor in fear when it started to say something and move.

this is it. you uninstall it now.

so after a while you slowly pick up your phone, turn off the app and with a trembling finger click 'uninstall'.

you can't uninstall the app.

frustrated by the stupid on-screen notification, you click the same thing dozens more times, with the same result.

what the hell?

you stare at your phone in silence, blinking your eyes. shit device.

i'll just go in there one more time, maybe it's already gone, yeah.

after you enter, there is still a hand stretched out towards you while other characters in the background have their gaze directed at you. you are so terrified by this that you don't even react anymore.

a message appears.

tap the screen with your finger to uninstall the application.

... what a strange notification. maybe it's from the game itself, not the system?

you shrug your shoulders, what do you have to lose? your freedom.

you touch your finger to the screen and snort without seeing any reaction.

apparently you are too paranoid-

and suddenly a bright, blinding light covers your vision. you try to bring your hands up to cover your eyes, but to no avail.

you feel as if something is pulling you down harder and harder. you try to move away as far as possible, but strangely you are still standing there.

so somehow now-

wait.

oh fuck,

does that count as kidnapping?

[my-white-canvas]

Keep this in mind when a new cookie comes out they also get into Y/n's world 3 minutes after their released and they immediately know y/n's their baker

Ok this is about Frost queen cuz I watched her story on YouTube cuz I haven't finished her and cottons story yet.

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When you first saw Frost queen she immediately bowed down to you and said an entire speech of how grateful she was while pure vanilla was at the brink of crumbling her for taking your attention with her speech.

You introduce her to the other cookies and the cookies were excited to see another legendary cookie, especially a cookie they've never seen before.

You walk her around the house explaining what everything does and she asked why you were telling her how the electronics work you, told her "because when the cookies first came there gave me a heart attack from the burning the toaster to almost flushing them down the toilet to almost falling down the window, and I don't wanna go through that again"

She was concerned for because there were alot of cookies and this could have happened numerous times so she reassured her baker that they wouldn't have to worry about that happening to her then you lay her down in the counter and asked if she was comfortable with the temperature she replied with "the temperature may be a little to warm for me however I can handle such a minor inconvenience"

So you carry her the the big ass freezer you bought for you and the cookies, it had 2 sections to it one had a clear lid on it for the cookies to play inside and the other had a closed lid for your meat and such. You put her in the clear side and asked "is this the temperature that suites to your liking" "thank you baker, I thought I could handle such warm temperatures however it seems my body could only handle so much" you smiled a walked of.

Frost queen noticed she wasn't the only one in the freezer, there was Snow sugar, Pancake, Cotton and Custard building a snowman, she approached the children to ask them simple questions and they answer gleefully.

(When Baker was asleep Pure Vanilla tried to open the freezer but his cookie arms were too weak to open it [don't ask what he was trying to do] so he just waited until morning)

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Ok I'm out of Ideas and my modules are yelling my name and I would like to burn them

[alice-angel12x]

Cookies running around

Summary: After (reader) Baker had finally calmed down, she sat the cookies down to discuss what next to do.

After You managed to wrangle all the cookies onto a table, which was no simple task. Many of them were running around the room and discovering the many “strange things”. Wizard Cookie, Latte Cookie, and Alchemist Cookie were staring at the amazing mixing pot, they called it. When it was really just the toilet.

Clover Cookie, Mint Choco Cookie, Parfait cookie, and Fig Cookie were messing with the vintage Vinyl player. Simply in awe of how sound was coming out of the strange box. Cream Puff Cookie, Espresso Cookie, and Licorice cookie were looking at the many books on Your high shelves. Mango Cookie, Carrot Cookie, and Herb Cookie were checking out the mini garden on your balcony.

So a lot of running around, checking every nook and cranny. Till you finally gathered them all on a small table to talk to them and ask questions. Many of the cookies were just so happy that they couldn’t stand still and had to hug you, but thankfully Pure Vanilla cookie was able to get everyone to settle down.

“Thank you… And Umm… Why are you all here?” You asked, as your mind raced to form new questions.

“We came to finally meet you, our beloved Baker,” Pure Vanilla answered with a warm smile.

“O-oh, um Nice to meet you too,” You said bashfully as you thought up another question. “ Why am I your… um, Baker. Out of the millions of people who play Cookie run?” You ask.

The Cookies thought for a moment, even whispered amongst each other, but all of them shrugged.

“We Don’t know, we just suddenly realized that our world was made up. And the first face we noticed was yours,” Strawberry crepe cookie said. “You were so nice to us, and... Ummm.”

“We felt, a pull towards you and we had to see you,” Pancake Cookie continued.

You couldn’t help but smile at that as the other Cookies agreed with that explanation. Your heart pounded in your chest with excitement and joy, when suddenly there was intense pain in your chest. You hunch over, resting your forehead on the table, and clutch at your chest as it started to hurt when you breathe. Your heart was getting too stressed, and you need to calm down. The Cookies gasped in shock as they ran over to you and asked over and over what was wrong.

“ Baker?! What is Wrong?!” Latte Cookie asked in shock.

“ OOOooOOooOO!” Sorbet Shark Cookie gasped as he patted Your head, in an attempt to comfort you.

Slowly, but surely the pain subsided as your heart began to return to a calm rhythm. The Cookie watched you in worry and confusion, as you focused on your breathing.

“Dear Baker, what is wrong?” Pure Vanilla asked in worry.

“Is there something wrong with your circuitry!?” Strawberry Crape Cookie asked.

“They’re not a robot Strawberry Crape Cookie,” Lilac cookie sighed.

“I’m alright now. You see I… I have a weak heart, and I’m taking medication to help overcome it,” You tried to explain as simply as possible. “ So if you plan on staying, please stay out of trouble, and don’t do anything reckless. My heart would be able to take it… Literally.”

“Of course Baker, would you like a drink to relax?” Sparkling Cookie asked as he held up his shaker.

“Oh no, I’m fine. My doctor said to stick to water for now. But when I’m fully recovered, I’ll have our most recommended,” You chuckled softly.

“I’ll hold you to that promise, and make it the best drink possible,” Sparkling Cookie winks.

You chuckle some more as you began to think about where they could stay. It certainly wasn’t safe for them to be running around your room. Especially when the servants would randomly show up and just happen upon.

“Well if you do plan on staying, we need to find you a space of your own,” You said slowly as you tried to think of ideas.

“Ooh, our own space. I can’t wait to see what we get,” Chili pepper cookie smiled excitedly.

“Chili Pepper, behave yourself,” Wizard Cookie scolded.

“OOoooOOooo,” Sorbet Shark cheered.

“Well, I do have a spare walk-in closet that is empty and unused. Maybe your space could be there,” You said. “And maybe we can decorate it, like the kingdom.” You smiled.

The cookies liked the idea and followed you up the spiral staircase and opened up a really large closet.

The Cookies stared in awe at such the large space, it was indeed. So much space that they didn’t even know what to do with. The cookies spread out into the room, exploring every nook and cranny of the room. Some boxes were inside, many were empty, But many of the cookies already started to claim a spot of their own.

This is going to be an interesting journey.

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Happy you guys are liking the stories. For this to continue leave a scenario suggestion in the comments. And Maybe your suggestion will be used for the post for the cookie run story.

Cookie run masterlist

[mintx]

Baker Arrives to the Kingdom

Topic : Dark Enchantress encounters her baker to persuade them to join her side but is too late as Pure Vanilla takes baker first. 

Pronouns : They/Them ( Baker ) She/Her ( Dark Enchantress ) He/Him ( Pure Vanilla ) 

Warnings! Possessive Behavior, Yandere, Kidnapping, Stalking Notes _ I hope to do better than the last post. My Phone didn’t save the rest of the part.

One Night, You had went to sleep after finishing an arena battle on Cookie Run Kingdom. You had won the battle of course, you had took battle to someone who had low power as an advantage to get some trophies. 

During your few months of playing CRK, you have been getting weird glitches and feelings. Like said before, you had somehow got Dark Enchantress as well with sudden gachas with all epics and ancients. Sometimes they’d end up looking at you and had weird speeches when you tapped on them or not. You had many times asked your friend about this but they didn’t know what do to about it. 

But anyways, as you were sleeping, your phone had turned on and it automatically opened to CRK. You were still asleep when it happened and something in the phone had came out, it looked like a cake arm, and grabbed you. It pulled you into the device, leaving your bed empty and your phone turned off. 

When you had woken up for who knows how long, you were familiar to where you are. You were very confused and conflicted to where you were. Carefully, you stood up and felt your now cookie-fied body, which sent you to an internal panic. How were you a cookie? Did you become like the MC in the animes where they’d transported to a different universe? But you didn’t die or do anything! What in the Lordy Hell’s name happened while you were asleep? 

As you were doing your inner panic monologue, you didn’t see someone, or to put this in Cookie Wise, somecookie wasn’t staring to your figure deeply. . . 

Her plan had worked. She had brought her precious baker to the Earthbread to be with them. Dark Enchantress had done it. She could be finally be with the baker who favored her more than any other cookie, especially that Pure Vanilla Cookie. She didn’t want to wait for Devsisters to bring her into the game, so she used her Dark Sugar Magic to bring herself only to her Baker’s kingdom. 

She was greeted by her minions to bringing the witches down and recreate the world. She had told them her plans about her and Baker, which they agreed to help. They also had eyes for the Baker, but would let Dark Enchantress have the Baker, even if they did get a little jealous. 

Dark Enchantress headed over to you and greeted you. You turned around and covered your frosted mouth. 

“ H-How...?” You were speechless and did need answers. 

“ I’ve finally succeed to bringing you to me, dear baker... We can finally rebake this EarthBread” She grinned as she crept closer. 

“ Not so fast, Dark Enchantress!” She snarled and glared at the cookie who had stopped her. It was that sweet Cookie, Pure Vanilla. Always there to stop her from something. 

Pure Vanilla had found about her plans to bring the baker to their world and have them on her side. He couldn’t allow the beloved baker to fall in the wrong hands. It was also an opportunity to get back at her for being the top favorite of the baker. 

He also had been watching you ever since the start of the game you download. Too bad, Dark Enchantress was the one who caught your eye first. She must’ve plan to make you her loyal subject in her game to make the world ‘good’ again. His eyes met with Dark Enchantress’ angry red eyes and he quickly blinded her. 

“ Argh! Damn you, Pure Vanilla!” She hissed. 

Pure Vanilla took the baker and ran away to the kingdom with her following slowly behind. You were confused and scared and amazed at the situation you were in. You felt a kiss on your cookie cheek and your eyes met with Pure Vanilla’s. 

“ Don’t worry, my baker. I shall get rid of Dark Enchantress’ spell on you and replace it with my love” He smiled.

“ I will have my word, Pure Vanilla! I’ll use every bit of my magic to make you crumble and have them back in my rightful hands!” She yelled. 

[starlit-memories]

[ Cookie run kingdom self aware AU, except instead of the cookies straight up bringing the reader into their kingdom, they can only bring them via dreams.]

Pure Vanilla Cookie X Reader

Drabble

You can't remember how, and when had you got there. But that didn't concern you. Nothing did, at the moment.

You were too busy admiring the garden, so you didn't hear anything other than the wind, and the sounds of the sea.

You didn't hear someone else at the garden.

So a warm hug was a surprise to say the least.

In another time, you would had panicked. But your mind was too clouded to even think about anything, so you didn't do anything.

Even if it was one sided hug, you still liked it.

The next thing you know, you were looking at those familiar heterochromia eyes, and a warm smile. Then you were enveloped into an even warmer hug. You closed your eyes, and hugged him back.

The hug felt so... Nice. You hadn't had one for so long-

You woke up, back in your bed.

✨

Espresso cookie's device actually worked after so many failed attempts. He finally met you! Well, more like, he met your dream self. But nonetheless Pure Vanilla Cookie couldn't been more giddy than now.

He was about to greet you, but then he saw your expression.

He saw the melancholy clouding your eyes. He didn't know what to do.

But before he knew it, he was hugging you. Pure Vanilla Cookie saw how you froze a little when he did that, but then you seemingly leaned in.

He has no idea how much time had actually passed, but it felt like a few minutes.

What he did knew, was that a small, but genuine smile decorated his face.

The next Thing he knows, both of you were looking at eachother for no reason.

Pure Vanilla Cookie felt your arms hugging him back. Before you quietly faded away, signaling that you woke up.

He felt the familiar rays of sunshine on his face.

He can't wait for you to fall asleep again.

Although, he wants to know why you were looking so sad, so... Lost.

[kalopses-sonderes]

It’s it alright if I ask for a platonic cookie run self aware au? It’s basically where the cookies come into baker’s world and they keep trying to kill them. The baker sees this as adorable and treats the cookies like pets. The cookies keep trying kill baker and baker just pulls out a spray bottle filled with water and sprays them a few times until they give up. Eventually they warm up to each other and become friends. The reason why the cookies didn’t leave sooner is because the baker put a new password on their phone and they couldn’t go back

This is so stupid

Stop this is cutest thing I have ever seen I just wanna eat this request I’ll keep it forever its amazing. This is gonna be just my ideas on this request instead of a fic because I have it’s of ideas and can’t write them all out :(

- Just imagine like five of the cookies in the kitchen counter trying to grab a knife since they’re so small like two inches. Baker walks in on this and sighs, filling up a spray bottle for water and starts spraying them. They just start scattering like little roaches.

Baker: Bad, cookies, bad! -spray spray-

Cookies: SCATTER!

- A few of the cookies who just sit through the spray till their dough gets super soggy and gross (cough cough Red Velvet cough cough) and they walk away like a limp piece of bread and you have to sit them out the dry on a cookie sheet by a window.

Baker: Red Velvet.. Just give up, you’re barely able to stand up.

Red Velvet: I will not give up! -falls over-

- The cookies live in your living room locked in with those baby cages so they don’t roam around the house. They were having a group discussion about you and wether they will accept you as you watched since they forced you to join and decided your “fates” Once they finally warmed up to you and finally got access to the entire house instead of just the living room. You wondered why they haven’t left yet if they hated you so much before, they told you about how you changed your password and they couldn’t unlock the portal got their home.

Baker: Soo, why did you guys not leave when you hated me?

Cookies: well.. your phone didn’t accept the secret code we put in so we couldn’t get to the portal home..

Baker: secret code.?… Oh! I forgot I changed my password!

[lilmissytealbow]

Pure Vanilla being done with Royal Margarine’s rizz shenanigan for Baker

(the sequel part of Baker being a simp to Royal Margarine. Feat. Pure Vanilla)

Pure Vanilla being well overprotective with Baker for not getting closer to Royal Margarine for his attention

He wants to talk with Royal Margarine but Baker disagree for shooting him but kept talking over and over

He’s like a overprotective dad to his kids and try not get closer to these boys

Baker don’t the idea about Pure Vanilla being being ape s**** for Royal Margarine

6 feet away before he’ll comes and bust a cap in you

Hearing their conversation at the Sparkling’s juice bar from a far away distance. As Pure Vanilla is targeting on Royal Margarine with a sniper

The 2 ancient cookies trying to stop him for trying to shoot Royal Margarine by pulling him away or taking his shotgun away

When Baker sees Royal Margarine. Pure Vanilla’s sense is tingling and pull a shotgun in danger trouble

Royal Margarine been hiding from the bushes from Pure Vanilla with a shotgun as he’s searching for him

Butttercream came here to protect Royal Margarine at all cost

Pure Vanilla has a shotgun and other weapons all along in case for emergency and protection for Baker

[phoenix-bleh]

Um, if you don't mind, can I order a Cookie Run Kingdom Self-awareness Au from you if you don't mind y/n the baker will be a child? And the situation is like this: Child y/n was playing his favorite Cookie Run Kingdom game and one day while y/n was sleeping, Pure Vanilla Cookie suddenly pops out of the child's phone. Pure Vanilla Cookie Saw a charming child on the bed, sat down next to them and began stroking this little boy on the head and gently hugging him kissing his forehead and suddenly Shadow Milk Cookie appeared and saw this moment a little jealous as Pure Vanilla Cookie holds this little boy in his arms and he just smiles sweetly at him with a sly expression saying Hey, what happened? Are you jealous of a little baker for me?

❗STRICTLY PLATONIC FOR CHILDREN❗

If you don't mind of course I I thought thought that would be nice! ^^

Pure Vanilla x child! reader x Shadow Milk

!PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP!

After school you walked back home and dropped your backpack on the floor once you entered your house. You sat at your desk and pulled out your phone from your pocket and went on one of your favorite games. Cookie Run Kingdom. It always brought you some sort of joy especially after a very busy day. You would just go on it for hours or even just a few minutes.

However one thing that you noticed is that one of the cookie characters always seemed to notice you almost like he was aware of your presence. It was Pure Vanilla Cookie. You just got him recently during the Beast Yeast update. There was something off about him once he was in your kingdom though. He would make comments to you as if he was trying to speak directly towards you.

It was unsettling but you thought nothing of it since it was just a game, he was probably programmed to do that. 

One day you stayed up really late studying for an upcoming test. You wanted to make sure you passed this test as much as possible, but you slowly started growing tired. You try to keep your eyes open and focus on the words and notes you were reading. Until you passed out from exhaustion and fell asleep right at your desk.

A few minutes passed when all of a sudden your phone turned on and had a soft glowing light on it and then a figure morphed into your room from the phone. Pure Vanilla Cookie appeared and landed on his feet. You were not aware of any of this happening because you were too tired to wake up to see what was happening.

Pure Vanilla walked up to your sleeping form and stared down at you. He then placed a hand on top of your head. “Oh you poor child, how could you work yourself to exhaustion like this?” He said quietly to himself keeping his voice low so as to not wake you. He was always aware of your presence ever since you got him from the gacha. He felt this sense to take care of you, since you were only a child. You never seemed to care for yourself properly which made him worried for your well being, and being a healer it was natural for him to care for someone.

He picked you up and brought you over to your bed. He sat down first and then placed you laying down next to him with your head on his lap. He smiled softly at you, stroking your head gently. You looked so peaceful and he could hear your little snores, he thought it was cute. “If I ever could one day I’d bring you back to my place and take care of you more properly and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything little one.”

Some time passed and he lifted you again to place your head on the pillow and tucked you in under your blankets making sure you were warm and secure. He placed a small kiss on your head and rubbed your shoulders. He didn’t want to leave just yet so he stayed a bit longer.

Pure Vanilla Cookie then realized that your phone turned on by itself again and out came another figure. He looked at them until they finally revealed themselves to be Shadow Milk Cookie. Pure Vanilla calming looked at him and raised a brow “What are you doing here?” he asked. Shadow Milk looked at him with a displeased look on his face as he crossed his arms. “I should be asking you the same question.” 

Pure Vanilla then gave him a sly look.

“What’s with the look? Jealous I got to the child first?”

Shadow Milk Cookie was pissed lmao.

part 2!