#see: jack in pure evil doing his jack o lantern shit

[the-acid-pear]

Something that always pissed me off about DSaF is how it acts like your physical exterior is a moral failing, which is echoed by the characters but only ever reinforced instead of subverted. Biggest L from the writing imo.

[nobodiesheartlessshitblog45]

Robert's Fear warning clowns.

It was a quiet autumn afternoon, the air was a bit chilly, the leaves are starting to change, and the air was crisp.

Luka and Amanda were sitting at the picnic table carving pumpkins for Halloween.

Amanda: And there. All done. (shows Luka) Waddya think, pop?

Luka: Lookin' good. Mine all done. (Shows her)

Amanda: Awesome. Nice work, Popsicle. I'm really looking forward to-- ... O-Oh... Oh, my god. Dad...

Luka looks at her with a worried expression, Amanda looks back with look of pure horror on her face, hold up her hands that was covered into pumpkins guts.

Amanda: PUMPKIN GUTS!!! (Holds up pumpkin seeds and guts)

Luka: AAAAGHH!!! PUMPKIN KILLER!!! STAY AWAY!!! (runs off as Amanda began to change after him)

Kodama jumps up and runs after them barking.

Meanwhile, Robert and Mary were walking pass Brian's house, he stepped on switch and an evil clown prop popped out right next to him.

Clown: EEEEEHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Robert: AHG!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The screaming was could be hread from behind Luka’s house, the stopped and listening. Amanda blink and looks at Luka with a real scared look on her face.

Amanda: Who's screaming??

Luka: I don't know. I'll go check. Stay here with the dog.

Amanda nods, as Luka runs out of the back yard too look.

Meanwhile Mary was looking at Robert, who was on ground, starring terrifyingly at the evil clown decoration.

Mechanical Clown: Hehehe. Trick-or-treating... Ehhehehe Hehehehe Hahaha.

Robert: S-STAY AWAY, YOU SMILIN' SON OF BITCH!!

Mary: Robert, calm your tits. It's a stupid decoration.

Robert: THAT THING WILL EAT YOUR SOUL, MARY!!!

Mary: Oh, for crying out loud. It's not real. Look.(slaps the prop)

Brain opens up the door, to see what was all commotion was about when saw Mary slapping the clower, and runs over.

Brain: Hey, hey! Don't tough it like that!!

Mary: Alright, alight, big guy. My bad.

Robert was getting his feet panting heavily, hand over his heart.

Robert: Jesus, Brian, clowns!? Seriously!? What kind of sadistic individual likes clowns?!

Brian: ... I... Like clowns.

Robert: Then you, sir, are insane!!

Luka: (runs over) Hey! I heard someone screaming! What happened!?

Robert turned too look at him.

Robert: I-I'M FINE!!! Nothing's wrong! I-I ... Gotta walk Betsy! I'm spending the night at your house! No butts!

Before Luka can say anything Robert Power walk to his house his face beat red.

Luka stood there, absolutely confused. Return to Mary and Brian to ask what just happened, The notice Brian's house completely covered with Halloween decorations, jack-o'-lanterns and creepy clowns covered his whole lawn.

Luka: ... Um... Wow. That's terrifying.

Brian: Hahaha. Yep! (smiles proudly) Going all out this year.

Mary: I like it. I give you props, Brian. You manage to scare Robert.

Luka: Oh. So Robert was the one screaming.

Mary: Hahahaha. Yep, it was funny. (starts laughing hysterically) He hunts ghost and monster, and yet funny colorful clowns scare him. Haha.

Luka: Mary. (crosses his arms) It's not funny mocking someone's fear. You're scared of heights.

Mary: Yeah, doesn't mean I make fun of myself for that.

Luka: ... Fairpoint.

Later on Robert sitting on the couch, watching a ghost show with Amanda.

Luka was in his Studio working.

Amanda: Commercial break. Snacktime.

Robert: Snacktime is the best time.

Amanda: Sure is. We got popcorn.

Robert: buttered?

Amanda: Only the best.

Robert: Heheh. That's my girl.

Amanda stands up and goes to the kitchen. Luka walked out the studio, so that the curtains in the living room were drew back.

Luka walked over to them and was about to open them, when Robert jumped to his feet.

Robert: No! Do not open those!

Luka: (gives him a puzzled look) Why?

Robert: There's no reason to open 'em.

Luka: Well, my plants need the sunlight, and it too dark in here, so--

Before Robert could get a word in Luka Open the curtains, ooked out the window, and saw Brian's house.

The whole place was covered in creepy evil circus clowns.

Luka: Geez, Brian is really going over bored with those clowns, huh, Robert? ... Robert?

Luka turns to Luka at him, but he was no longer standing next standing in the hallway, shaky

Luka stood there confuse on where Robert had gone and suddenly remembered Robert's fear of clowns.

Luka: Oh, boy. (Close the curtains) S-Sorry. I-I kind of forgot.

Robert: (pokes his head out from the hallway) Do. Not. Open. Those. Curtains. Ever.

Amanda: (pops up behind him) Popcone's done.

Robert: AAAHHH!!! (jumps) THEY'LL EAT MY SOUL!!!

Amanda: ... What?

Robert: N-Nothing.

Luka: Robert's a little freaked of the clowns cross the street.

Robert: LUKA!!

Amanda: Oh. Okay.

Robert: I-I'm not scared of them!

Amanda: Robert, it's cool. My Best friend Emma P hate clowns.

Luka: And your Daddy used terrified of them as well.

Amanda: Oh, yeah.

Robert blinks and looks at Luka.

Robert: W-Wait. Alex the bone crusher, your husband who is a heavyweight champion was scared of clowns??

Luka: Oh, yeah. He... was never a fan of them. I remember one time when we were started dating around Halloween. Alex was trying to impress me by going into a haunted house. I tried to talk him out of it, but he wanted to go to prove he was big strong and tough was to me. So went in, a clown jump out scared the the living crap of Alex and he fainted.

Amanda: Oh, yeah. Daddy told me that story all the time around Halloween. Heh.

Luka and Amanda laughed, Robert looks at them, but then slowly started to calm down and felt more relaxed, and Luka headed into the kitchen to make everyone tea, and came back with small tray with three mugs of hot tea, while Amanda and Robert were talking.

Amanda: Yep. Totally hate spiders. Can't watch The Return Of The King or Read Harry Potter and Chamber Of Secrets with out freaking out. (takes a sip of her tea)

Luka: And I hate snakes and I'm scared of the dark.

Witch is why I sleep with the bathroom lights on every night.

Robert: ... (takes a sip of his tea) When I was about 6 years old, I want to this kids birthday party, don't remember the kids name, but there was ... Guy dressed up as a clown, Frankie Smiles... God... Even say his name gives me chills. I need to go to the bathroom, so I went off my own trying find one, couldn't Turned around to ask someone when ... Frankie jumped out from in front of my, smiling that creepy ass clown smile and said: 'Hello there little boy, you wanna balloon?'

... I literally wet myself , and started screaming and crying my mom and dad. (Face turns bright with embarrassment) That... was pretty traumatizing.

Luka: Awww, Robert.

Amanda: (puts her cup of tea and hugs Robert) I couldn't imagine how scared you were.

Robert: (put an arm around her and kissed her on the of the head) Thanks, sweetheart.

Amanda: When I was 7 years One of my school bullies dump the shoe box of spiders me.

Robert: What!?

Luka: Yeah, it's true. We got a call from the principal, Alex and I showed up, Amanda was there already in tears, and Alex and I were livid, and of course the kid's parents said they're son did nothing. Tried to blame Amanda and say she was being the bully. The other kid's dad after called terrified our 7 year old daughter a wussy for being scarred over ‘few little spiders’. Alex was about to fistfight the jerk.

Robert: ... Hey, I would've kick the fuckers ass too.

Luka smiles at him. Robert smiles back.

Robert: Heh, hey thanks for not makin' fun of me, and talkin' about has been kinda therapeutic.

Amanda: Of course. There's no judgment here. We all have fears.

Robert smiles at Amanda and pulls into a hug and kisses the top of her head.

It was getting late, Amanda said good night and headed off to bed, while Robert and Luka washing the dishes.

Robert: Hey, thanks for being ya know, cool with my fears.

Luka: No problem.

Robert: I’ve alwyas been told that real men don’t have fears and well, you’re a pussy for bein’ scared. My dad literally told me to man the fuck up, when he found me cryin’. Tellin’ a 7 year old boy to man the fuck, goddamn.

Luka didn’t say anything, just nods, and sighs.

Luka: Yeah... My dad was the same way too.

Robert looks at him, As they were getting the last dishes done, they hread something Tapping.

Luka: The hell is that?

Robert looked up facing the window and saw a red noise white face peering into the window.

Both Robert and Luka jump back hugged each other.

Robert: AAAHHHGGH!!

Luka: A-AAHHH!!!

Brian: Bhahaha!!! Got ya both. (pulls off the The clown mask) Ah, priceless. Well, have a lovely night, you two. (walks away, still laughing)

Luka: ... What... an asshole.

Robert: ... No shit.