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SECOND HAND SMOKE: EXTRA JUICY EDITION

BY EAMONN BERMINGHAM @REALENLI

Welcome back to the Storage Shed of Legend, the place where the forgotable is remembered, for more blind opinion on wwe shows i could not afford or cared to buy-SECOND HAND SMOKE! Today I have an extra special Post for all of you! not only do i have Extreme Rules Results but I have opinions on the Recent cuts to wwe Talent

PART 1-EXTREME RULES: JUSTICE FOR MITCH!

On the Preshow,Boring Sideburns bet Dolph Ziggler, but all the momentum is gone! congrats wwe, you just turned a 7 foot guy who can’t talk with 2 facial expressions into the new Test! 

The Club defeated the Boo-sucks who came out to crickets! and i thought  THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV and THE SHITEING Stars had Fan disdain,my goodness!

GOOD NEWS KALISTO, YOU FINALLY GET A MATCH ON THE PPV! THE BAD NEWS YOU HAVE TO BE AS TALL AS HUNT-UH TO GET A PUSH-UH! RUSEV IS THE NEW CHAMPION, NO DOUBT THE PAY RISE WILL BE USED TO FLY HIS FAMILY FOR HIS WEDDING MEANING HE’LL DROP THE BELT TO GOLDEN BOY SUPERCENA AND BE WRITTEN OUT WITH AN INJURY!

Despite all my predictions, New day got it done against the Vaudevillians, Gotch being extra careful on Sunday Night/Monday Morning!

MIZ WON! FUCK YOU INTERWEBS! THOUGH THE MATCH WAS GREAT DESPITE THE GUY WHO CAN’T WORK AN INJURED BODY PART! 

OR RUN ROPES!

OR CLOTHESLINE PROPERLY!

OR CATCHES FLYING MOVES!

MIZ COULDN’T CASH COLD IF HE WAS NAKED IN ALASKA!

The next match momentum was hurt by how good the fourway was! the asylum match between Dean TITTYMASTER Ambrose vs Chris Jericho. this was less than a match and more of a Slapstick Clown Routine! I was expecting a custard Pie in the face to be the Finish!

WHY ARE WASTING TIME PUTTING DANA BROOK ON THE MAIN ROSTER? BETTER QUESTION-WHY IS CHARLOTTE DUMPING FLAIR IN FAVOUR OF A GIRL WHO LOOK LIKE LEX LUGER IN DRAG, WHO CAN’T STRING TWO WORDS TOGETHER?

Finally Roman Defeated Aj Styles in the Extreme Rules Match to a chorus of boos!-which became a chorus of cheers when Seth Rollins made his return! Yes the Face champion who is the face of Adoption agencies in America Is Booed, And the Guy who cheated on his Girlfriend by Sexting a Neo-Nazi is Cheered! Let that sink in!

PART 2-WWE RELEASES IN ORDER-HEROES, HATEMONGERS & HANGERS-ON:NO ONE WAS SAFE!

SANTINO MARELLA:Not having a Match since his shoulder injury a year ago, this was a no brainer, SHITEtino Annoyed every single time he entered the ring, so i won’t miss him! He’s most like to return to the Marella Bros. Wrestling school, where underneath the Casual Racism is a Sea of Wrestling Knowledge!

KYLE EDWARDS:If there is a curse in wwe, it’s not on working with the Miz! It’s not on Andre! But it’s Hosting Experience! Todd Grisham, Josh Matthews, Jack Korpula, Scott Stanford and Now Edwards-Kathy Kelly should watch herself! Arda Orcal was a fan, but i didn’t like his interview style which was basically...

“Yes i am with [INSERT NAME HERE!] WHAT’S going on with your feud With [INSERT NAME HERE!] And finally, what’s next for [INSERT NAME HERE!]?”

BOTH MIDGETS: I DONT GIVE A FUCK! NEXT!

ALEX RILEY:WHAT A SHAME! this guy was on his way back to the main roster!

ZEB COLTER:I am almost certain Dutch Mantell will return as a Writer for Tna!

WADE BARRETT:This didn’t shock me! rumours where going since the new year! and wade actually had a month left before his contract was up. What next for Stu Bennett? IWC? PROGRESS? NEW JAPAN? RING OF HONOUR? ALL THESE PLACES AND MORE WILL KNOCKDOWN THE DOOR FOR THE NEWEST FREE AGENT!

DAMIEN SANDOW: SADLY I DID SEE THIS ONE COMING! THEY DROPPED THE BALL AND NO DOUBT WILL END UP IN TNA!

CAMERON: TALENTLESS SLAG WHO ASKED FOR RELEASE BECAUSE SHE’D RATHER TWERK IN DRUG DEALER’S “MUSIC” VIDEOS THAN LEARN HOW TO PIN PROPERLY! THE SPORT OF WRESTLING IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER!

STEVE LOMBARDI:JOBBER,HANGER-ON, TALKING HEAD,YESMAN! DIXIE WILL LOVE YOU!

ALEX REYES:TALENTED NXT PLAY BY PLAYMAN WHO GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE! LOOKING TOO MUCH LIKE MAURO ALSO ADDED TO VIEWER CONFUSION!

CODY RHODES:My heart goes out to Cody who shockingly asked for his release on Saturday! It’s my belief that the door is always open! Cody suffered a very public Breakdown on the day of the reveal of the Dusty Rhodes memorial Statue in Hartford, CT. That and the Stardust character ran it’s course! I don’t see Cody Jumping ship, i think this is a time to heel, and a time to mourn, I don’t think he was given that chance!

and finally Adam Rose! Yes he had troubles with drugs claiming it was for Adult ADHD! But all support went down the leg when he bet his wife and was arrested for Battery and Bribing a Witness! he should go to TNA: THEY DON’T MIND WIFE BEATERS! HELL THE PREVIOUS WORLD AND KOTM CHAMPIONS WERE FATT LARDY AND CHRIS BRAM FOR GOD’S SAKES!

WELL THAT’S IT!

SECOND HAND SMOKE WILL RETURN THE MONDAY AFTER MONEY IN THE BANK FOR RESULTS ON THAT SHOW! DON’T FORGET YOU CAN FIND ME ON TWITTER @REALENLI, ON BLOGGER, AT enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie or if you prefer film reviews, boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie is updated every first week of the month!

SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!

PEACE!