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SECOND HAND SMOKE: SURVIVOR SERIES 2018: OH HELL NO-VEMBER!

BY EAMONN BERMINGHAM (@RealEnli)

A Red team destroys a Progressive More Youthful Blue Team?-LOOKS LIKE VINCE WAS PISSED ABOUT THE MID-TERM!

Hello everyone! And you are most welcome to the final Second Hand Smoke of 2018! To those new! WWE PPVS COST MONEY AND QUALITY IS NOT A  CONSTANT!, So the shows i can’t or Won’t give money to, i review here, It’s also noted that between the ppv and right now, i have not seen any spoiler photos and videos and am relying solely on written spoilers!

on the preshow, the tag division is back where it belongs on Survivor series...as an afterthought! How the Colons still work here is a mystery! Raw tag division won! A Team with The ASScension won in 2018? NOW THAT’S REALLY FUNNY!!!

To a chorus of Boos, Nia Jax is the sole survivor in a match that had more alterations than a badly Bespoke Suit! Nattie and Ruby riott taken out, (which means the feud can stew a little more!) and Sasha and Bayley in. With Charlotte doing facing Rousey in Becky’s stead, R-truth joked he should replace Charlotte, and it would have being a better choice than Fembot Model: Designation “MANDY”. One wonders where Nickie Cross is, but it wouldn’t have mattered, Raw was on a tear!

Nakamura vs Rollins was next in what was the only dream match left on the card! and Nakamura was treated like a sub-boss as Rollins cared only about getting even with Dean Ambrose later down the line!

The sad thing about the Bar and AOP match is that the talking point was outside the ring! As former WWE star Enzo Amore, hijacked ring side seating area dancing on a chair and cutting Promos, until he was kicked out and he is banned for life from the Staples Centre! Aop won after Drake....pretended to urinate on the ring apron! 

The Crowd were invested in the Cruiserweight championship as Buddy Murphy and Mustafa Ali SAVED this ppv! It got 12 minutes and despite a great showing by Ali, Murphy is still the champion. Maybe it means WWE will book them on the main shows more often!

Next was the raw vs Smackdown male match! And this match was the shits! It just made smackdown look weak! Please no more of this gimmick! have Survivor Series mean something more than pitting the 2 brands against each other!

Ronda bet Charlotte...by DQ! GOOD! Charlotte’s Face Personality is as Flat as her arse in that naked Photoshoot!

And Finally this Rummage in the Storage Shed of Lore for 2018 ends with Vince Creaming his Adult Diaper watching Bork Collect his paycheck by beating up “that Little from the Bingo Hall!”

Well That’s it!

Following Enlightened Towers, This tumblr page is now on lockdown. But i can still be found on Twitter, Until the xmas Week, Until then 3rd of December will see boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie’s review of My Little Pony The Movie trot into view, but until then, This has being Eamonn Bermingham, This has being 2018, and this has being the Season 4 Finale of Second Hand Smoke!

Until 2019!

PEACE!

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YOU SAY WANTED EVOLUTION/ CREATIVE TREATED IT LIKE SHIT!/YOU SAY YOU WANTED EVOLUTION, MAN! GONNA TELL YA, IT WAS A HIT!

By Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)

As I continue To twiddling my thumbs waiting for January to unleash my 400th post. I chose to make my hands less idle and speak about the Evolution ppv. 

Yes I know it was 2 days ago, but i couldn't do it yesterday because of The bank holiday.

 Tag Match and Mickie James and Alicia FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! Lost to Trish and Lita. It was Nostalgia for Nostalgia sake, and did not make the other long tenured women like Fox or Mickie like they were on an equal Pegging!

In the Everyone vs Everyone Queen of the Jobbers match Nia won last eliminated Ember Moon, why book Nia over Ember after building her up? also WHY OH WHY ARE WE BOOKING TAMINA AGAIN? SHE’S NOT GOOD! ALL SHE DOES IS LEAVE WOMEN LAID OUT! JUST LIKE HER DAD! EXCEPT NOT IN CAR BOOTS!

Toni Storm defeated Io Shirai in possibly the best match of the night....which was saying much in a ppv with a lot of great matches and last minute clutch moments! 

The Riott Squad have being on the main roster for nearly a whole year...and you can count all the wins they had on one hand! They Lost to Bayley, Sasha and Nattie!

Shayna Bazler became a 2-time Nxt Women’s champion after interference by Jessimyn Duke and Marina Shafir Cost Kairi Sane the title!

In What SHOULD! have being the main event, Charlotte and Backy lynch used Tables, Kendo Sticks, chairs, and ladders to Contend for the title in a Last Person Standing Match, but in the end Becky powerbombed Charlotte through a table and Charlotte couldn’t answer the 10 count!

...But we know Nikki Bella has being Stroking everyone backstage,... i mean, has Back stage Stroke! So her terrible performance was always going to be the main event, and Ronda Rousey torn her to pieces! 

I will be back on my Tumblr for Survivor Series results, But until then, Boggerboxoffice’s November post will be up Thursday! with the review of Monster High Electrified! on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie!

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: SMACKDOWN 1000: YOUR GODDAM MILLENNIAL...EPISODE!

You must have forgotten I even had a Tumblr Page. Here is where all the stuff where usually all the ppvs i can’t be bothered to pay for get mentioned...Except i did watch this! I am 2 posts away from 400 over on Enlightened Towers that I Am making the rumble in January, that milestone! and i don’t want to sully that landmark post by reviewing this show there

IF YOU THOUGHT OPENING WITH R-TURD WAS BAD, THEN SMACKDOWN WAS ABOUT TO COME DOWN WITH A #StephInfection! Then Shane Came out to bicker, then Vince, they welcomed the crowd to smackdown and then...Vince called for a Dance Break! That was embarrassing! But if i was taking Saudi Blood Money, I would have no Dignity too!

AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan will face each other in S***i A****a, but tonight they team against the Boo-Sucks!  A Miscommunication and the the champion was at odds with his challengers to which, the Usos took advantage!

Next was a promo with Evolution and the point of this was to tease Boo-Tista vs HHH at Wrestlemania Crown!

Next was a World Cup Qualifier against Rusev and the GOBSHITE FRO-And Miz won! With help from Aiden! Congrats Miz you are the new XPAC, AS IN Losing to you is nothing more than An Insult to further a feud!

Next we had the Cutting Edge. For those keeping Count, the 1st hour contained 4 promos and 1 and a half matches! Edge tried to use his own Career to warn Becky not to go down this path! Becky Retorted about Edge’s Career Ending Neck Injuries! Out came Charlotte to fight and that was that!

The Bar are the new Smackteam TagDown Champions after Big Shite flipped a coin and decided to be a heel and attacked Kofi!

And finally the scarcely seen United States Champion Nakamura lost his spot in the World Cup to Rey Mysterio. Funny how this “world cup” all Americians in it! And then Undertaker came out 2 minutes before credit roll to say his catchphrase!

Well ,That’s it! 

Join me here tuesday after Evolution for a quick run down of that ppv. Remember you can follow my Tumbles or my blogs enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie or boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie. I am also on Twitter @RealEnli

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: ELIMINATION LAMER: CLUSTERFUCK IN A CAGE!

by Eamonn Bermingham @RealEnli on Twitter

THE CHODES OF WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS TONIGHT!

In 2 weeks time, another disposable ppv, last night, THIS DISPOSABLE PPV!

On the Pre-show Gallows and Anderson bet Curtis Asshole and Blow Dumbass, That it! After the Match the Revival, cut a promo on how badly they are booked. I’m surprised they went this long without getting injured!

The ppv starts with the women’s chamber match. Sonya and Bayley starting was a good choice. Mandy remains pisspoor like the colour of her ring gear! AND SWEET FUCKING JESUS! SASHA HAS NOW TURNED HEEL! Alexa retains the belt

NEXT ON WWE HEAT ELIMINATION CHAMBER, TITUS WORLDWIDE VS THE BAR, THAT’S RIGHT, VINCE THOUGHT PEOPLE SHOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE DANA BROOK! This match was only but it was a tv quality match. The Bar Retains tag belts!

Asuka remains undefeated, beating Nia Jax!

Where are WWE going with this WOKEN gimmick? is it a Great War coming to Wrestlemania? is Jeff coming back? Do Something!

And at this point the air was let out of this ppv, God didn’t this Contract Signing with Ronda Rousey just lag on forever? anyway Triple H was said to have called Rousey a “bitch”, which lead to her put Hunt-uh through a table.

DON’T ACT SHOCKED BUT ROMAN IS FACING LESNER AT MANIA! 

Well that’s it!

Join me on Tumblr in 2 week time when we get FastLAME out of the way. On Wednesday at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie, My Retrospective on Code Lyoko continues. Sometime In March, the Icecream Review will start the year of food reviews i do on enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie, as well as Wrestlemania results on that blog in April!

And of course you can follow me on Twitter my Handle is just above the review there!

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: HELL MONTH: FINAL WEEK: DAY ONE: WWE TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS: 2000+ MINNESOTIANS (EXCEPT THE ONE THAT MATTERS!)

....And thus, this season of Second hand Smoke has come to it's final episode!

I am very busy next month-writing up the xmas specials so, this is my last tumblr post until February! Bound For Glory, if Spike tv ever responds to my or anyone's tweets, Is either live on Monday the 5th, or deferred, hopefully 3 days or less, will be my last ppv review at Enlightened Towers!

So onto the show that was "plagued" (pun intented) with doubt that it would ever happen!

I WANTED TO SEE POO-POO-LAK'S POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!-SAID NOONE EVER! It was cancelled for time constraints, also on the preshow, Alicia FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chances of beating Sasha was like Alicia's favourite Hobby-it went up in smoke!

To the show itself, Emma was feed to Asuka-like we all knew she was going to be, now Emma can go back to what she does best-spending 90% of her time posting bikini pictures instead of plying her craft and complaining about why she doesn't have any pushes!

 Cruiserweight championship tag match time and the face team of Cedric Alexander and Rich Swan defeated Brian Kendrick and Jack Gallagher. Please help the cruiserweight division, what you did next for them is not helping the talent you have!

Alexa Bliss retained the women's championship, after Mickie hit one of the most sloppy dropkicks people had ever seen. So, the Universal champion cant be bothered to be in a show in his homestate, the tag and toilet break championship is in nontitle matches, this match has no change, and wwe ppvs only ever have at least one title change...then that means?....THEN THAT MEANS!!

.....Yep! Enzo Amore is Cruiserweight champion, again! I AM GETTING SICK OF WWE HOT POTATOING THE BELTS TO MAKE EVERY PPV SEEM LIKE IT MATTERS! THEY DON'T! IF THEY DID I WOULD BE WATCHING THEM 1ST HAND!

I said if wwe gave Aj styles (replacing Bray Wyatt) vs Finn Balor 20 minutes, they would be amazing-they got 18!-But was still amazing-Balor won with the Coup De Grace, after the match, the 2 former Bullet Club members "2 SWEETED" each other, because they can since they work for the company that owns the gesture!

All night Elias tried to sing his song but was always interrupted by Jason Jordan. leading to match in the Death Slot! Jason won!

finally! Braun turned face...though not in the way anyone thought he was attacked by his teammates...not that there is anything wrong with that...by having Braun beating up by other heels, wwe has learned the mistake they made with John FUCKING Cena...don't make Braun Invincible! I Was worried about Kurt being in a tlc but as Johnny Cash once sang, "Beneath the Stains of Time, The Feelings Disappear!" and Angled wrestled at the ability he always did! Faces (Angle, Ambrose. Rollins) beat the Heels (Miz, Braun, Kane , sheamus and Cesaro) 

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HELL MONTH: WEEK 3 DAY 1: SECOND HAND SMOKE: HELL IN A CELL 2017: WHEN A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR!

BY EAMONN BERMINGHAM(@REALENLI)

I was planning to release two episodes of code lyoko return to the past today and tomorrow, but can't because I remembered this was a thing! New episode of Code lyoko retrospective will happen on boggerboxoffice tomorrow morning.

I was expecting them to pull the trigger on making the hype bros heel, but it was not to be, they still lost to Benjamin and gable.

To the ppv itself we opened with the titular hell in the cell, The Boo-sucks won against the new day. HOT POTATOES IN FULL EFFECT!

The crowd went mild when Blandy Boreton bet rusev. In fact the crowd was muted! at 38 orton should be putting over young talent, then you remember he's made a career kissing hunt-uh's ass!

An impromptu change to the us title match, Tye Dillinger was added to the mix, but as predicted by many, including myself!, Baron is now your us champion...

Which meant your other championship belts stayed put! Nattie won by dq, meaning if Carmella DID Cash in, it would have being on a fairly fresh and alert Nattie, and somehow the age of the Modern Day Massive-Jobber is still on us!

pre Main event death slot! which is practically Dolph ziggler's second address by now! And Roode made a good 1st ppv showing!

And finally the over stipped hell in a cell did have a shocking swerve, Bro! Sami Zayn of all people help Kevin Owens out of harm's way, against Shane McMahon. So Is Sami fully heel? I hope that if he is, they don't go down the Religion road as to why he is!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THERE IS ANOTHER PPV IN 2 WEEKS TIME? AND YOU WONDER WHY I DON'T REVIEW EVERYONE SHOW IN THE YEAR, BECAUSE I'D BE DEAD BEFORE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS! JOIN IN 2 WEEKS FOR SECOND HAND SMOKE: TLC: 2000 MINNESOTIANS IN ATTENDANCE (EXPECT THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!)

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: HELL MONTH 2017 WEEK1 DAY1:NO MERCY: WHEN TO REPLACE YOUR MAIN BITCH WITH YOUR SIDE BITCH!

By Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)

So, i just realised that my Code Lyoko Review over at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie is going to be at least 40 parts, so i am goin to churn out as many parts in october before writing my xmas special in November. Compound that once again wwe is releasing it’s ppv 2 weeks apart. it’s offically Hell Month once again!

Part 2 of Code Lyoko will either be tomorrow or Wednesday, but lets talk about Last Night!

Elias bet Apollo Crews, Moving on!

Miz, You are not opening the show, YOU ARE BEING PUT OUT OF THE WAY! It was GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS JADING BOREDOM FOR THE TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIT! If it took a crappy gimmick to get Boredom Noticed then what will it take for someone to take the belt off the Career Killing Chimp-Faced Muppet?

Finn is 2-0 on Bray Wyatt. please tell me it’s over? no it isn’t, no doubt this fued will be squeezed into the Raw Survivor Series match this year

Dean and Seth bet BrownTongue and Brass Ring (do-do-do-do-doo!) but Cesaro lost a few them pearlie Whites!

Well so much for the Iconic Duo being called up to help Emma. Alexa retains but at the next Raw Ppv on the 22nd, she may face a debuting Asuka.

As referenced above John Cena Lost to Roman Reigns. Cena stayed in the ring and soaked up the Admiration from the crowd.

Pre Main Event Death Slot, Enzo is now Cruiserweight champion. I feel disgusted that wwe would-REWARD! Enzo’s behaviour!

we still don’t have a day to day champion on RAW! Brock put the Kimora on Braun and the injury took a lot of the powergame away from Strowman. It was a good match from what i heard, it still sucks raw has no real leader. while over on smackdown the “midcard guys” (owens/sami/styles and to an extent Corbin!) are more respected than the current champion-the Modern Day Massive-Jobber, Jin and Juice Mahal!

Well, that’s it!

join me on Bogger Box Office next for Raiders of the Lost SHARK! And here on Monday week for HIAC results!

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: BATTLEGROUND 2017: ROG!-(THE GREAT KRAPPI SAYS THIS PPV SUCKS!)

(JUST 3 MORE WEEKS ,EAMONN, 3 MORE WEEKS AND YOU’LL BE DOING A PPV WORTH YOUR TIME1)

Hello, Eamonn Bermingham @RealEnli here to steer clear of you pissing away your well-earned money before Summerslam by reviewing a show i didn’t pay for either!

Preshow Match Aidan English won against Tye Dillinger. Is Aidan’s Career on the rise. Sadly no. But letting him win now and again wouldn’t hurt.

Opening Contest say the ONE DAY IS H BECOME NEW DAY IS H! If this means we get New day vs Fashion police work with each other, that will be amazing to see those promos!

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin Ended in Dq. Not that it matters for the Winner of the Money In the Bank! Corbin will win the title soon, and no one will remember the events prior!

Finally after so long, Natayla Neidhart has become number 1 contender to Naomi, one eye on the prize and another watching your back, Nattie, you’ll never know if Carmella is watching and waiting in the wings!

Kevin Owens recaptured the flag belt. and that was a mistake! If Styles vs Nakamura is going to happen. it must have a REASON! to happen!

#CENAWINSLOL...FOR ‘MURICA!

Sami Zayn won the Rubber match in his feud against “MRS HUSBAND” MIKE BENNETT! 

And finally Randy Orton lost to Jinder Mahal in the Punjabi Prison Match. When THE GREAT Khali returned-WHY? THAT LUMBERING PIECE OF KRAP CAN’T DO ANYTHING! 

So that’s it!

BECAUSE GLOBAL FORCE IS PLANNING TO RELEASE AN ANTHOLOGY OF 2 YEAR OLD MATCHES AS PPV IN 4 MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS, IT MEANS I ONLY HAVE 3 MORE PPVS LEFT THIS YEAR TO DO-STARTING WITH SUMMERSLAM! THAT WILL UP ON enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie

See you all soon! 

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: GREAT FIERY LOVE SPUDS: SHOT DOWN IN  A BLASÉ OF GLORY!

BY EAMONN BERMINGHAM (@RealEnli)

Hi guys. Usually By line 3, I make some grandiose introduction. But today i’m not feeling up to it! why? because for the next month i am stuck! I’m saving money for Summerslam by avoiding the filler shows such as this! And now Gobshite Force’s Next One SHITE Only is a series of Global force Matches...FROM 2 YEARS AGO! So wrestling results will be few and far between til August!

So lets get ready....to get this over with!

Once again the cruiserweight championship was relegated to the pre-show! Off the cusp of Austin Aries being released. Neville retained over Tozawa!

To the PPV Proper! And Bray Wyatt and Eater-Out of Girls! vs Seth Rollins! Wyatt won. Because Why Not?

If it seems like it’s my “Push X, He’s A MASTODON!”Joke is getting overused, It because the philosophy of the big man will make more money is a fallacy, Enzo cut one hell of a promo on Monday! And Cass’ response was “GGRRRRR! ME CASS! ME BIG! HIM SMALL! HULK SMASH PUNY ENZO!” But Vince gets what ever Vince Wants!

Biggest match of the night was the 30 minute iron man match between the Hardyz and the Nosering and Brass-Ring Connection! The match was evenly matched throughout until the deciding fall in the last minute. THE BAR 4-3 THE HARDYS! 

Alexa Bliss retained the belt against Sasha Banks...by Count Out! Understandable still there was NO BUILD WHATSOEVER!

BLAHBLAHBLAH TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIP! BLAHBLAHBLAH! GOBSHITE FROM MTV! BLAHBLAHBLAH OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE! BLAHBLAHBLAH CHEAP ASS FUCKING WIN AGAIN! BLAHBLAHFUCKINGBLAH!

Next was the Brutal Ambulance match were it seems that we had a Double turn! But it’s had to tell when your “good guy” carjacks his own bosses car to beat him up! Roman lost the match, but won the war by escaping the ambulance and wrapping the side door around Braun, who need a jaws of life to get free!

During this rescue, Curt Hawkins and Heath Slater made the death slot match before the main event! Heath won, amidst rumours he’s next to face the Miz!

Finally, realizing this show was not a big payday event, Bork collected his paycheck so he can have his big red beer coaster til August!

So that’s it!

Sorry if i’m not as enthusiastic as i usually am, but I really didn’t care enough to buy this ppv, Dig?

Join me in a fortnight, AS I DO THIS ALL AGAIN FOR BATTLEGROUND!

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: PAYBACK 2017: WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF DUMB!

By Eamonn Bermingham @RealEnli

(To the Tune of House of Fun By Madness)

Welcome to The House Of Dumb/Now I’ve Come To Rage/Welcome to the House Of Dumb!/ The Government and the Bankers/They Have Made Me Lose A Day!/WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF DUMB!

HELLO, SORRY FOR THIS BEING 2 DAYS LATE BUT, WHEN YOU’RE IRISH YOU JUST HAVE TO EXCEPT THE ANOMALY THAT IS THE BANK HOLIDAY! We have another after Great Balls Of Fire (Goodness Gracious, WHAT A STUPID NAME!) So I’ll wont be watching that live, as well,

Close your Eyes, it’ll soon be over! 

On the Preshow cass/Enzo bet the Club, ok good? MOVING ON!

WELL, SHUT ME UP! Chris Jericho Is the US CHAMPION! I guess the fozzy tour will habe to wait, unless, Jericho plans to Pull a Miz and fuck off with the belt and use it as a talking point on the chat show circuit! After defeating owens he accuse Tom Phillips and Mike Rome as being Clones and Put them on the list!

Austin Aries defeated Neville by DQ. BUT HEY, AT LEAST A SONG ABOUT KIDNAPPING DIDN’T PUSH THEM OFF THE SHOW A SECOND TIME, SO SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS!

The Hardys retained against Brown Tongue and Brass Ring, who promptly turned heel, Gradually, it will happen, the broken Gimmick WILL! happen, but keep in mind, wwe has fans that only watch wwe, they have to drip feed them rather than go full force!

I was very confused that Alexa Bliss defeated Bayley Clean. But hey, we all knew Bayley was losing in her home town for heat!

Next was THE HOUSE OF DUMB! Finally! we found out what this match was...A BACK STAGE BRAWL SEGMENT IN A DILAPIDATED HOUSE! On the plus side, Bray’s Fridge is now taking Indie Bookings! While randy and bray took a ghost uber (I WISH I WAS KIDDING!) To the arena, we had our next Match

 By all accounts Samoa Joe vs Seth Rollins was good. but it felt like a stopgap for the second half of House of Horrors to Arrive!

...When it did arrive an attack by Jin and Juice Mahal caused Wyatt to win. Wyatt actually WON! a Feud, and Mahal is over as a top Heel? is this Canada? 

Finally, Braun Strowman ripped Roman Reigns a new one, in a match that was now no holds barred! Roman was coughing up  and vomiting blood (couldn’t tell if kayfabe or not!) Strowman is ready to destroy Brock, or at least give him a decent fight!

Well that’s it! the next wwe show with be Backlash , and it will be the last month to month show i will do ever on Enlightened Towers, before the New schedule arrives in June. It will be special and a little bit Emotional! but an opportunity like being the very few to review Dominant Wrestling’s 128 man 30 week tournament is too good to turn down! 

until then check out my other works on enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie and boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie

PEACE!

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BECAUSE OF FAMILY COMMITMENTS NEXT MONTH I DON'T KNOW IF PAYBACK WILL BE REVIEWED LIVE! HOWEVER BECAUSE OF THE RETURN OF TNA, AND DOMINANT WRESTLING'S 30 WEEK 128 MAN TOURNAMENT THIS SUMMER! EVERY WWE PPV NOT CALLED SUMMERSLAM, ROYAL RUMBLE OR WRESTLEMANIA 34 WILL BE RELEGATED HERE!

OK I AM NEW THIS TUMBLR THIS SO YES I DID SEND A QUESTION TO MYSELF BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU WILL READ THIS WHEN IT WAS ANSWERED! 

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: FASTLAME 2017! 86 THE SEXY CHICKEN AND THE HOT POTATOES!

By Eamonn Bermingham!

I have enough on my plate this month, with Irish Culture Month on Enlightenedtowers, an icecream review tomorrow, A Breather Episode on Bogger box office which became 6 pages long! Never mind all the family commitments cutting into my schedule next month!

So not Buying this show last night, i made the right call!

Preshow, and Towaza/Swann defeated Kendrick/Dar who had ALICIA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At ringside! apparently Vince thinks dar thick Scottish Accent is hilarious because dar can curse pronounce fox in such a funny way! this won’t go anyway any time soon!

To the show proper, and Joe destroyed Sami zayn, who is reportedly hurt with a shoulder injury. Joe ended the match with Joe-Mission (Coquina Clutch), I haven’t seen a more brutal choke on the raw roster since Emmalina!

As i predicted, The club bet the souring enzo and Cass, but Cass’s foot was on the ropes, so this is not over!

50/50 time! as the repeat between the sasha and nia jax went in sasha’s favour this month!

2 squash matches were added, Cesaro bet “hardbody” Mahal as in” you have be so drunk not to realise he is on steroids! and Rusev got destroyed by Big SHITE! Also in honour of the Women’s Division’s Hot Potato, Lana wore a dress made of tinfoil! 

Neville defeated Jack Gallagher but gallagher looked strong. Don’t worry, gentleman Jack fans! we only have 2 months til the Uk Tour!

Braun made roman look strong!

Bayley Broke the Hot Potato!

And finally, 60 something Part-timer Goldberg is the wwe Universal champion, which means a match between to part-timers in now one of the 2 marquee events! the only way to make this right is have Goldberg on raw every week til he drops the belt! and why not? he is a face after all! and we expected A sell out like Bork to fuck with the belt 2 years ago!

Well, that’s it! Join me in the next 2 weeks on enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie for Irish culture month and tomorrow for my icecream review! see you soon!

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2017: I PREDICT A WYATT!

By Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)

Welcome everyone to a very special occasion, yes Elimination Chamber was last night, Buy Our Crap day is tomorrow, but today is not only the start of Season 3 of Second Hand Smoke, But the 9th Year Of Enlightened Towers! And with my announcement that i will cover all of Dominant Wrestling’s 128 man title Tournament this summer, 2017 will the perfect escape from any real world nastiness!

Pre-Show aka land of Misfit Toys, BloJo Rawley defeated Curt “TIN-JERKER” Hawkins. So...yay...I guess ?

Despite all predictions (and common Sense!) Becky Lynch won against The returning Mickie James, whether or not Mickie has one more title run left in her is up to her.

I think Heel Ziggler may have a worse Loss/Win Ratio than Face Ziggler, Losing in Disastrous Fashion to Kalisto and CRAPOLLO THE HUMAN eMOJI! Ziggler went apeshit after the match and left them Laying, because he he can’t have a push, neither will they!

 American Alpha defeated 5 jobber teams! Now Can we have Revival? Do WE REALLY WHAT THE REVIVAL ON SMACKDOWN? SAY YEAH!

#BELLABULLSHIT! As her match with Natalya ending in a double Count out! how much more of this Soap Opera Shite do i have to Endure?

Randy Orton Needed a warm up match before his title shot AT Mania, so Luke Harper was a great choice, Orton Won with the RKO Out of Nowhere!

Naomi (OR RATHER HER FANS!) Can no longer say she is the greatest Women’s Wrestler never to hold a title! Finally Naomi is “RAISIN” THE TITLE ABOVE HER HEAD!

SPEAKING OF FINALLY WINNING TITLES! Bray Wyatt has won the Wwe Title Inside the Chamber. The Final still i saw this morning was Wyatt laughing at Randy Orton at Ringside! Wyatt vs Orton at Mania? I CAN RUN WITH THAT!

WELL THAT’S IT FOR THIS MONTH!

I’M SAVING ALL MY MONEY FOR WRESTLEMANIA, SO FASTLANE, WHICH IS CONSISTENTLY BOLLOCKS EVERY YEAR, IS RELEGATED TO TUMBLR ONCE AGAIN. PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @RealEnli 

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HELL MONTH 2016 WEEK ONE!: SECOND HAND SMOKE: WWE BECKLASH: ALL ORANGE EVERYTHING

OGather your Groceries, kiss your nearest, and erase all your diary entries, Because starting last night, for the next 4 WEEKS! Both companies will have PPVS! Greetings From Ireland Once more, It’s Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli) here to give his two cents to a show i didn’t give 25 euros to, Backlash as such don’t expect play-by-play as i’ve just only seen text and photos so let’s get to it!

On the Preshow, the 2 of the many lost souls of the midcard, Apollo Crew and Boring Sideburns fought aimlessly on the preshow. Corbin won, Now can we please put some effort into pushing crews, namely giving him a personality?

Nikki Bella came out in a Wonder Woman Top (Get It? Because Wonder Woman is SLEEPING WITH SUPERMAN?) And i wonder if my Friend and Colleague Jonn Ritland suffered a heart attack because Becky Won? Congrats Becky! You Deserve it!

Next the BOO-SUCKS! Bet the TRIPE-BLOWS! to the the surprise of noone!

GOBSHITE FROM MTV Retained the Toilet Break Championship with fairplay and Technical Flair-YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!-HE CHEATED! AGAIN! MIZ FEARS CLEAN WINS LIKE MARYSE FEARS LOSING HER GREEN CARD!

Randy Orton was no Show, so Bray was left with a new opponent...oh who could it be? A guy who deserves a shot? a free agen..OH IT’S JUST THE BIG DEAD CAREER! NEVER MIND!

IN THE BIGGEST CAREER TEAR OF HIS LIFE, AND IN HIS HOME STATE, NO LESS! Heath Slater and Rhyno bet the Douche-Sos! for the wwe smackdown world tag championship! Now Heath is a True Blue Superstar!

It took 9 months! but Aj Styles has become the wwe champion! I never called that! But wow! Styles maybe going into Vince’s Greatest Creation, Wrestlemania, as the champion who was made by others to take down the wwe!

WELL THAT’S IT!

NEXT MONDAY JOIN ME FOR WEEK 2 OF HELL MONTH! As Tna wraps up all the loose ends of it’s pre-unified belt continuity in ONE NIGHT ONLY-SEPTEMBER 2016-AH DONES FIRED THE PEE-PEE-VEE NAMIN’ GUY, Y’ALL! And that will be over on enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie

See you soon!

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THE THIEF OF BOREDOM: CHAPTER TWELVE: THE CHAINS THAT CAPTURE, THE TIES THAT BIND!

(THE FOLLOWING IS A SUPPLEMENTAL PIECE THAT IS PART OF THE THIEF OF BOREDOM STORY ARC ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!)

We open in Joe-Jack’s kitchen’s as His elderly Mammie shakes salt to garnish a plate of dinner. She then shuffles to a chained door. where her son stops her.

An’ wear do ya fink yer going?

I’m givna this dinner to dat man wif yer face!

YER HAVE YOUR SHITE MAMMIE! THAT MAN IS OUR PRISIONAH!

True. But Right Now, Othah Joe-jack and his Robot Lady are da only onez dat can tell us abou’ this Leadah! and the besht way t’defeat an enemy...

is to kill his family 1st, then him, so noah Vendetta!

NOAH! THE BESHT Way T’DEFEAT AN ENEMY...IZ TO MAKE HIM YA FRIEND!

(SIGH!) FINE!

Joejack opened the padded lock of the Magical Dead Seal Chains. Mammie sauntered in.

HALLO! Othah Joe-Jack! how she cuttin?

LOOK DO WHAT YOU WANT TO ME, JUST LET ORACLE GO!

ORAC-OH YA MEAN DA ROBOT LADY? SHE’S A NICE ROBOT LADY, NOT LIOKE DA LAST ROBOT LADY, SHE WAS A REAL BI-

OTHER ROBOT LADY?

YA SURE! FROZEN BOY-Y’ KNOW DA MAN WITH DA 3D GLASSES?-HE MADE THEM-THEN HE DIDN’T-THEN DA OTHAH ROBOT LADY DIGITISED DA PLANET INTAH A TIME MACHINE-BUT THAT’S OK COZ WE ERASED THE WHOLE TIME WHERE JOE-JACK DIDN’T PUSH HIM INTO A FRESSER AND MADE HIM FROZEN BOY IN DA FIRST PLACE!

Tell me everything!

(And so Mammie told Yusef everything. But since everything was second hand it was confusing, Did she Honestly saw that the Devil was an Ostrich? But he did figure out that Eamonn, or rather, This world’s Eamonn was not the Enemy and Seeing Him With Oracle, who was part of some kind of Digital Hivemind, who was an enemy, made them suspicious of him!)

THANK YOU MA’AM! DO YOU KNOW WHERE ORACL-I MEAN ROBOT LADY IS NOW!

YA! Frozen Boy fixed her twitch and stutter and is trying to fix her memory, he thinks it’s strange that she appeared in that red dress and not in the uniform of a drone!

Can I see her?

(This Story continues on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie in September as part of my review of Surf’s Up!)

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SECOND HAND SMOKE: EXTRA JUICY EDITION

BY EAMONN BERMINGHAM @REALENLI

Welcome back to the Storage Shed of Legend, the place where the forgotable is remembered, for more blind opinion on wwe shows i could not afford or cared to buy-SECOND HAND SMOKE! Today I have an extra special Post for all of you! not only do i have Extreme Rules Results but I have opinions on the Recent cuts to wwe Talent

PART 1-EXTREME RULES: JUSTICE FOR MITCH!

On the Preshow,Boring Sideburns bet Dolph Ziggler, but all the momentum is gone! congrats wwe, you just turned a 7 foot guy who can’t talk with 2 facial expressions into the new Test! 

The Club defeated the Boo-sucks who came out to crickets! and i thought  THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV and THE SHITEING Stars had Fan disdain,my goodness!

GOOD NEWS KALISTO, YOU FINALLY GET A MATCH ON THE PPV! THE BAD NEWS YOU HAVE TO BE AS TALL AS HUNT-UH TO GET A PUSH-UH! RUSEV IS THE NEW CHAMPION, NO DOUBT THE PAY RISE WILL BE USED TO FLY HIS FAMILY FOR HIS WEDDING MEANING HE’LL DROP THE BELT TO GOLDEN BOY SUPERCENA AND BE WRITTEN OUT WITH AN INJURY!

Despite all my predictions, New day got it done against the Vaudevillians, Gotch being extra careful on Sunday Night/Monday Morning!

MIZ WON! FUCK YOU INTERWEBS! THOUGH THE MATCH WAS GREAT DESPITE THE GUY WHO CAN’T WORK AN INJURED BODY PART! 

OR RUN ROPES!

OR CLOTHESLINE PROPERLY!

OR CATCHES FLYING MOVES!

MIZ COULDN’T CASH COLD IF HE WAS NAKED IN ALASKA!

The next match momentum was hurt by how good the fourway was! the asylum match between Dean TITTYMASTER Ambrose vs Chris Jericho. this was less than a match and more of a Slapstick Clown Routine! I was expecting a custard Pie in the face to be the Finish!

WHY ARE WASTING TIME PUTTING DANA BROOK ON THE MAIN ROSTER? BETTER QUESTION-WHY IS CHARLOTTE DUMPING FLAIR IN FAVOUR OF A GIRL WHO LOOK LIKE LEX LUGER IN DRAG, WHO CAN’T STRING TWO WORDS TOGETHER?

Finally Roman Defeated Aj Styles in the Extreme Rules Match to a chorus of boos!-which became a chorus of cheers when Seth Rollins made his return! Yes the Face champion who is the face of Adoption agencies in America Is Booed, And the Guy who cheated on his Girlfriend by Sexting a Neo-Nazi is Cheered! Let that sink in!

PART 2-WWE RELEASES IN ORDER-HEROES, HATEMONGERS & HANGERS-ON:NO ONE WAS SAFE!

SANTINO MARELLA:Not having a Match since his shoulder injury a year ago, this was a no brainer, SHITEtino Annoyed every single time he entered the ring, so i won’t miss him! He’s most like to return to the Marella Bros. Wrestling school, where underneath the Casual Racism is a Sea of Wrestling Knowledge!

KYLE EDWARDS:If there is a curse in wwe, it’s not on working with the Miz! It’s not on Andre! But it’s Hosting Experience! Todd Grisham, Josh Matthews, Jack Korpula, Scott Stanford and Now Edwards-Kathy Kelly should watch herself! Arda Orcal was a fan, but i didn’t like his interview style which was basically...

“Yes i am with [INSERT NAME HERE!] WHAT’S going on with your feud With [INSERT NAME HERE!] And finally, what’s next for [INSERT NAME HERE!]?”

BOTH MIDGETS: I DONT GIVE A FUCK! NEXT!

ALEX RILEY:WHAT A SHAME! this guy was on his way back to the main roster!

ZEB COLTER:I am almost certain Dutch Mantell will return as a Writer for Tna!

WADE BARRETT:This didn’t shock me! rumours where going since the new year! and wade actually had a month left before his contract was up. What next for Stu Bennett? IWC? PROGRESS? NEW JAPAN? RING OF HONOUR? ALL THESE PLACES AND MORE WILL KNOCKDOWN THE DOOR FOR THE NEWEST FREE AGENT!

DAMIEN SANDOW: SADLY I DID SEE THIS ONE COMING! THEY DROPPED THE BALL AND NO DOUBT WILL END UP IN TNA!

CAMERON: TALENTLESS SLAG WHO ASKED FOR RELEASE BECAUSE SHE’D RATHER TWERK IN DRUG DEALER’S “MUSIC” VIDEOS THAN LEARN HOW TO PIN PROPERLY! THE SPORT OF WRESTLING IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER!

STEVE LOMBARDI:JOBBER,HANGER-ON, TALKING HEAD,YESMAN! DIXIE WILL LOVE YOU!

ALEX REYES:TALENTED NXT PLAY BY PLAYMAN WHO GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE! LOOKING TOO MUCH LIKE MAURO ALSO ADDED TO VIEWER CONFUSION!

CODY RHODES:My heart goes out to Cody who shockingly asked for his release on Saturday! It’s my belief that the door is always open! Cody suffered a very public Breakdown on the day of the reveal of the Dusty Rhodes memorial Statue in Hartford, CT. That and the Stardust character ran it’s course! I don’t see Cody Jumping ship, i think this is a time to heel, and a time to mourn, I don’t think he was given that chance!

and finally Adam Rose! Yes he had troubles with drugs claiming it was for Adult ADHD! But all support went down the leg when he bet his wife and was arrested for Battery and Bribing a Witness! he should go to TNA: THEY DON’T MIND WIFE BEATERS! HELL THE PREVIOUS WORLD AND KOTM CHAMPIONS WERE FATT LARDY AND CHRIS BRAM FOR GOD’S SAKES!

WELL THAT’S IT!

SECOND HAND SMOKE WILL RETURN THE MONDAY AFTER MONEY IN THE BANK FOR RESULTS ON THAT SHOW! DON’T FORGET YOU CAN FIND ME ON TWITTER @REALENLI, ON BLOGGER, AT enlightenedtowers.blogspot.ie or if you prefer film reviews, boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie is updated every first week of the month!

SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!

PEACE!