#second of all they scare me shitless and im very poor at dealing with them

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A bird grasshopper apparently laid eggs in my basil before I slaughtered it, and now I have to check for the tiny little green fuckers every day and crush them with rocks while they steadily eat my basil and strawberries. There's a bird nesting like 15 feet away and I really wish it would just eat them or something so that I could feel less guilty over it. I have a weird mix of feelings about the whole thing, but apparently the Venn diagram of guilt and vicious spite overlaps widely, haha.