#sebson 1-2 - god. bless.

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Jenson Button is congratulated by Sebastian Vettel in parc fermé post-race at the Hungarian Grand Prix - Sunday 31st July 2011

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Hii Katie! Top 5 Sebson moments please? ✨

HELLO!! sorry it took me a while to respond but uhhh i hit the wrong button, closed out of this, lost my work, got distracted, etc. So. Take 3. Here we go. Anyway what follows are my absolutely dumb rambles on these two morons. They aren’t in order. All equally drive me up the wall and these two are absolutely terrible so its tough to condense this into 5 moments. But...by god we’re gonna try.

1. You gotta talk about the bowtie incident. Here’s a nice gifset to show you what the hell happened. But yeah essentially at the 2011 Autosport Awards they both had to give speeches and absolutely teased each other in the speeches. Jenson of course teased Seb for being a great competitor but not wearing a bowtie and just ??? took out an extra bowtie that i guess guys just have hanging out in their suit jackets??? And then seb retaliated saying he��d wear a bowtie when he was 30+ so just cute little banter and all that and it makes me hate them. Here’s jenson’s speech and the time stamp is around 2:25 for his bit. And then here’s seb’s speech and the time stamp is around 5:55 for his bit. Anyway i hate them both.

2. The second one has to be the paddock pass incident. Basically what happened was the day of the 2011 indian gp these two go to the paddock but what was different? Jenson rolled up with Seb’s credentials. He covered up the picture as soon as he swiped it but he leaves a little too early so we all saw a picture and name and hey surprise! is not jenson’s. Seb had his own pass too with a more official looking picture. There is...........a lot to unpack and a lot of questions but if i go into those, this post will never be done. Anyway!!! What morons!! Here’s a nice gif set where you can see the incident. I’ve never found video??? don’t know if anyone else has either so maybe its just lost forever. Sad day.

3. Moving right along to: “why? are you proposing?” seb’s goal in life especially in 2009 is basically to fluster jenson it seems and he does that perfectly in this moment. More stupid dumb banter between the two but essentially jenson is talking about how he’s gonna go enjoy the offseason and celebrate his championship and what does seb ask? “Do you marry now?” now...okay all right you can agree or disagree with me on this next point but most people would hear that and be ???? Jenson, god bless him for playing the game, feeds right back and says “why are you proposing?” leading seb to quickly catch himself and say “no no no i mean are you getting married” or whatever he said. It ends with jenson slapping seb’s arm but hey thats just guys being dudes. Anyway, check out the video of these morons here.

4. If someone asked me to sum up their entire “thing” i’d show them this gif set of a press conference for the 2013 japanese grand prix. Basically, jenson and seb have always chatted and made jokes when they shouldn’t (press conferences, podiums, anthems, etc.) and it is in full force here. The cherry on top of all of this has the be the last gif. Obviously, seb’s life goal is continuing and he passes test of flustering jenson at the worst moments. Its just...they’re so stupid oh my god.

5. “Who was that anyway?” honestly there is nothing more to this than just how cute it is and them clutching onto each other (cause they always have to be touching whenever they’re in each others area) its just more dumb stupid banter and i hate them 

Honorable mentions:

- whatever the fuck this was with seb just clearly staring

- they have inside jokes of making fun of each other’s winning celebrations as seen here and here 

- any interaction they have at any ROC just....yeah. go look it up. they’re terrible.

- that time that jenson was in an interview and they asked what other driver’s he’d want to have dinner with and he brought up seb sending him a “dirty” whatsapp and ??? it literally had nothing to do with the original question??? like he just...brought up the whatsapp and never said “oh sure i wanna go to dinner with him.” like...he just brought up seb.

- the fact that there are A LOT of pictures like this that could uhhhhh be taken a different way. like sincerely abu dhabi 2009 was not the only time pictures like this was taken. so. yeah.

- last gif in this set with once again seb very clearly uhhh doing as one would probably say “checking someone out”

and lastly whatever the absolute fuck this is:

ANYWAY THERE YOU HAVE IT. my top five and some of my favorite sebson moments. (sincerely though...all of it is great)

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