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I'm really not over the lore implications of a vampire spawn city being founded in the underdark just overnight. 7000 fucking vampires. Can you imagine being the bitch on a Drow patrol who sees that and has to tell the matron mother. Couldn't be me
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#look there is a werewolf city in thr feywild#why not a vamp city in the underdark#they could raise rothe its Fine#i chose rhe travel end but the go find the soawn ending is so funny#astarion and i are the parents to 7000 screaming shitty children#we have to make a settlement#sebastian stop making fart noises everytime astarion talls#yes you deserve it#but yes its disruptive
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