#seb callery-aiken

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low quality strangerville trio meme i made the other day that took me way too fucking long

was really just an excuse to draw sammy b in my cartoon style

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Clare Siobhan's strangerville trio as incorrect quotes

Seb: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Cody: What club? Sammy B: The hating Cody club. Cody: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Sammy B: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Seb: What's the surprise? Cody: Blood poisoning.

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Cody: I lost Sammy. Seb: How did you LOSE Sammy?! Cody: To be fair, they are very small.

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*Seb is considering cancelling plans, and Sammy and Cody are advising them on what to do* Sammy B: Just don't go. Cody: Say you’re ill! Sammy B: Pretend to break your leg. Cody: Really break your leg!

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Sammy B: I think Cody is in trouble. Seb: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

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Cop: You ran a red light. Sammy B: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Sammy B: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out.

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Seb: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Cody: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Sammy B: Yeah I'm LGBT. Sammy B: cuLt leader. Sammy B: God hates me personally. Sammy B: cowBoy hat. Sammy B: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Seb: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Seb, to Sammy B: You know, Cody can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Seb: *blows airhorn at Cody* GET FUCKED!

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Sammy B: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Seb: Sammy, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Sammy B: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Sammy B: *is throwing stones at Seb's window* Seb: You have a phone for a reason, Sammy! *THUD* Seb: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Seb: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Sammy B: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Seb: I like the way you think.

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Sammy B: How high are you? Cody: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Seb: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on. Cody: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Cody: Is Seb always like this when they lose? Sammy B: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Seb: You bumped that table and you know it!

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