#seasonal readera

[robyn-weightman]

Do you read books that match the season you are in or are you an all seasons reader?

[rjalker]

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Summary:

Murderbot finds itself as the newest passenger of Moya after falling through a wormhole. John stops by its room to see if it's okay. It's not. It's hard to be okay when your wrist has never healed from an injury that was just reopened by diving in front of a crashing spaceship to save a stranger.

John uses neopronouns.

I wasn't planning on writing a mini crossover or even fanfiction at all but that's what happened. Slight spoilers for season two of Farscape, no spoilers for The Murderbot Diaries because I'm making it up because Martha Wells is ableist and refuses to let Murderbot become physically disabled and also refuses to do any world building for this series for some unfathomable reason.

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“You know, stealing people's stuff isn't generally the best way to go about generating goodwill.”

(Archived read-more link)

[Read-More was here]

Startled, Murderbot jerked its head towards the door, the sudden movement causing it to drop the roll of bandaging it had been trying to maneuver with only the use of one hand. The bandages bounced off its shoe and rolled to an awkward stop in the middle of the floor, the tail end still pinned under Murderbot's hand.

Neither Moya nor Pilot were willing to let it hack any of the DRDs, or Moya's sensors, so Murderbot only had its own eyes and ears to keep track of its environment. Try as it might, it hadn't been able to figure out how to access any of Moya's systems, even superficially.

The door to “its” room was stuck in the open position, and no matter how many strings of code it threw at it, it didn't budge. The technology that made up Moya was as alien to Murderbot as well...all of the other aliens on this ship.

Crichton, one of the two humans onboard the alien ship, was standing in the hallway, leaning against the rounded edge of the door with a casual ease that did not actually help Murderbot's startled anxiety back down.

“What?” It asked. It wasn't that it hadn't heard what X had said, it just couldn't think of any appropriate response.

Crichton gestured to the roll of cloth now on the floor next to Murderbot's feet, the tail end still clutched in its numb fingers. “That used to be my shirt. You got it from my room. Next time, ask me first.”

There wasn't really any response Murderbot could think of to that, so it didn't say anything, just sat there on the side of the bed, staring.

The human's gaze visibly fell to Murderbot's wrist, the one that Murderbot had been trying all in vain to bandage. The seam was bleeding again, and so were the surrounding tissues.

Neon purple and blue blood was beading up on the surface of its skin as the mechanical parts on the inside ground together in the wrong way. Its pain dampeners were working at the moment, but that could stop at any moment, and it had wanted to get the wound bandaged before it would be in too much pain to even think about it.

Unfortunately, even though it wasn't able to actually feel the pain, that didn't mean it wasn't there. Trying to do something as simple as hold the end of the bandage roll was almost impossible. Its fingers didn't want to move, and when they did, they were either sluggish and heavy, or twitching uncontrollably.

It had taken ten solid minutes to get the roll of bandages positioned so that it could try wrapping them around its wrist with its other hand, and all that had been ruined when the human startled it.

It sighed aloud, unable to keep it internal only.

“That doesn't look good. You need any help with that?” Crichton's voice had changed tones, gentler now than it had been before.

This time Murderbot managed to keep its sigh internal. Yes, it needed help bandaging its wrist. No, it did not want the help. Especially not from a human it didn't know.

But it couldn't afford to lose any more blood than it already had. Moya was alien technology. Even if she wanted to, she wouldn't be able to help it generate the nutrients it needed to keep itself functioning.

“You can help if you promise not to touch me.” Murderbot said, agonizingly aware that its pain dampeners could switch off again any second. “I just need to bandage this to stop the bleeding.” It wasn't going to apologize for taking the bandages.

It tried to lift its injured arm off the hard surface of the table for emphasis, but couldn't actually manage to make it do anything except tingle warningly with pins and needles.

Crichton was moving forward briskly, as though X'd been waiting for just such an invitation, stooping to scoop the roll of bandages off the floor with an ease that Murderbot envied.

“What do you need me to do?” Crichton asked, winding the bandages back around the roll.

Murderbot tried to lift its injured arm again experimentally, but got the same result. It felt like its whole arm below the elbow had been physically disconnected.

It ended up having to use its other arm to awkwardly drag its hand closer to the edge so that it would be able to wrap the bandages around its wrist without the table getting in the way. Its wrist hung limply in the grasp of gravity like something dead. That was not doing anything to make Murderbot feel any better about the situation. “I'll put the bandage on, you just...” It felt like its brain was being fried. Its performance reliability was taking a nosedive. “Hold it for me.”

If it didn't get this over with soon, it was probably going to crash. And crashing in front of a strange human was the last thing on its 'Things I want to do at any point in my life' list.

With another pair of hands to hold the roll of bandages and guide them while it worked with its free hand, the process didn't take long at all. When the bandages were on as tightly as Murderbot could get them, already soaking up the mixtures of blood, Crichton used the small utility knife Murderbot had also stolen from X room to cut off the end, letting Murderbot pull it away to tuck under the edges.

“My name's John, by the way, since we haven't been properly introduced.” Crichton said, once they were done with the first aid, “My pronouns are ze/xir/xirself. I'm a human, the only one you'll find in this part of the galaxy. I breathe in oxygen, and exhale carbon dioxide. I've got a friend in here--” ze tapped xir head-- “Named Harvey. His pronouns are he/him/his/himself. The rest of the details will come up when they're important. What about you?”

Murderbot stared, bewildered by almost all parts of the statement, and the best response it could come up with was, “I thought your name was Crichton.”

Crichton—John? Smiled. “It is, Crichton is my family name. Both work fine, but I do prefer being called John. So, what should I call you? No one really got a chance to ask earlier, what with the whole hostage situation. Thanks for saving our butts, by the way.”

Murderbot wanted to think fast, but the impending systems shut down prevented that. “My pronouns are it/its/itself. My name is private but this hurts too much to think of a good alias right now.”

Its pain dampeners were starting to fail, one section at a time. The suspense was almost worse than if they'd just failed all at once.

“Fair enough. Is there anything we can do to ease the pain? Any chemicals you could use as medicine? If we don't have it we might be able to synthesize it if you're lucky. Are you hungry? I can't say we've got good food, but it's at least...half way edible. We hope.”

This was one of the many shitty things about being a construct. No one had ever given enough shits about what they felt to care about making painkillers that would work on them. “No.”

“No there's no pain medicines we could scrounge up, or no you're not hungry?”

Murderbot no longer had enough energy to uphold an entire end of a conversation. “No.”

“Alright.” John didn't seem angry at its curt reply. “I can take a hint, I'll leave you be. Is there anything I can do to help before I go, though? I mean, you did get thrown through a wall for me.” Yes, that's why Murderbot's wrist was currently trying to murder it. Being thrown through a wall, it turns out, was not a good idea if you had an unhealed injury that liked to burst into pain whenever it wanted.

But the expression on John Crichton's face was so sincere it was doing weird things to Murderbot's insides, and not just because it was about to collapse.

Why did so many humans have to care about it? This one was a complete stranger. Yes, Murderbot had shoved xir out of the way of the crashing spaceship and taken the hit itself, but that didn't mean ze needed to look at it like that. They weren't friends just because Murderbot had saved xir life.

But there was one thing ze could help with.

Murderbot summoned up its remaining strength to ask, “How do I shut the door?”

John looked over at the doorway, then back at Murderbot, then stood and strode over, pressing xir hand against a raised spot on the wall that Murderbot hadn't noticed. “You just have to press this, or ask Pilot or Moya if it doesn't work. There's one on the outside too. The lock on this door's disconnected right now because it was designed to lock from the outside, but if you want to stick around, we can get it to lock from the inside.” Ze pressed xir hand against the button, and two sections of wall slide across to close the door. Ze pressed it again, and the sections slid back into the wall again. Ze turned to smile back at Murderbot. “See? Easy peasy lemon squeazy.”

It turned out Murderbot had enough energy to roll its eyes.

John stepped out into the corridor, and reached out to the wall on that side. The door began to shut again. Right before it was closed completely, John called, “Goodnight, sunshine.”

Murderbot had no idea how to respond to that, so instead of trying to think of one, it let gravity take control and fell back against the bed. It was soft and warm and a perfect contrast to the slightest chill in the air, like it was made specifically to be comfortable.

It was part of the alien ship. Part of Moya. Probably an organic part of Moya. That was creepy. Murderbot should probably be worried about that.

But it would rather shut itself down now, voluntarily, before it had an involuntary shutdown or its pain dampeners stopped working, so it sighed out another breath, and embraced the oblivion of a voluntary shutdown.

[shinobusupremecy]

Shinobu x f!reader

A/N: God I'm so pissed, I accidently uploaded it too early, forgot to screenshot the request and just ughh I'm so fricking mad! Thank you anon for the request and sorry for my mistake!

Basically the request was about the trio and you going to mountain natagumo in season 1. Instead of Shinobu saving Zenitsu she saved you instead (you two are gfs) so Shinobu teased you about you turning into a spider.

“Can you all just hold up for a second!?” You all paused to look at Zenitsu with questioning looks. “I’m scared! Now that we’re finally here on our destination I’m quaking in my boots!” Zenitsu continued to shake and cry while Inouske looked down on him. 

You, Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke had finally reached Natagumo mountain. The vibes you got from it was overflowing with death and bad vibes. You shivered a bit while Inosuke seemed way too eager to go to the mountains.

“Why the hell is his ass on the ground? Hella creepy” Zenitsu became quick to defend himself.

“Who are you to talk, Pig Face!? Don’t tell me you’re not getting weird vibes from that mountain!” You sighed. 

“Guys, I really think we need to get going. Who knows what lives could be lost while we’re out here talking?” You spoke up with a worried look etched on your face. 

“I must say I agree with Y/N. What good will it do if you just sit down on the ground Zenitsu?” Tanjiro said while closing his eyes and slightly shaking his head.

“Told you he’s creepy” You lightly slapped Inosukes head giving him a disapproving look. “What? He is creepy” You glared at him and Inosuke turned his head away from you all while huffing. 

“I AM ANYTHING BUT CREEPY! I’M THE NORMAL ONE! YOU GUYS ARE THE ABNORMAL ONES!” You began to tap your foot impatiently.

Tanjiro soon began to stiffen up before running away. Inosuke and you following in suit. Zenitsu whined to wait for him. 

You all saw a demon slayer laying on the ground crying while blood ran down his face.

“H-help me!” Before you guys could do anything his back rose up and he flew backwards straight into the forest. He screamed as he disappeared and you felt a shiver run down your spine. 

Tanjiro and Inosuke didn’t say much and went into the mountains leaving you and Zenitsu behind. 

“T-they left us” Zenitsu stuttered out.

“Well, their reasons are justified. The people in there need us, they can’t wait for us any longer. Come on Zenitsu, let’s get going” Zenitsu shook his head still quivering. You let out a hum thinking deeply on how to approach the situation before your face lit up. 

You crouched down to Zenitsu patting his back. 

“You knooww~ Tanjiro has Nezuko. If you wanna reach her then you should get going” Zenitsu looked at you surprised before grabbing your wrist and he started to run. 

“WHY WOULD HE BRING NEZUKO-CHAN IN THIS DANGEROUS FOREST! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!” He screeched. You tried your best to keep up with his speed. 

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You panted and coughed. 

“You sure run a lot when it comes to Nezuko” You wheezed out. 

“W-where are you Tanjiro and Inosuke!? Don’t leave me and Y/N-chan all by ourselves!” Zenitsu shouted. 

Sounds of tree ruffling reached your ears and Zenitsu began to scream. You ran to him and covered his mouth with your hand. 

“Zenitsu please! It’s just some crows flying away. If you scream so much we will attract attention and will not be able to move smoothly to the others!” Zenitsu nodded and you smiled at him, trying to comfort him by patting him on the back. 

You and Zenitsu continued to walk down a random path, you trying your best to be on the lookout for the others while comforting a scared Zenitsu. Soon enough you two reached a clearing and the sight you saw shocked you both.

A house was floating above. Wait. No, threads were holding it up. People were hanging down and some were in worse condition than others. Some looked bald and had bruises all over with short limbs. Least to say you were disgusted with the sight. But the smell was enough to kill all fragile flies in a 50 meter radius.

Zenitsu plucked his noce already looking a bit dizzy and you couldn’t blame him. The smell really was enough to make you vomit on the spot. 

You suddenly heard creaks coming from the house and there you saw a giant spider with a human head. Your eyes widened and Zenitsu finally yelled. 

“AHHH WHAT IS THAT!?” The spider began to cackle before he got to utter a word Zenitsu cut him off. “Y’know what!? I refuse to talk with someone like you!” Zenitsu yelled and began to run away, once again grabbing your hand. 

“There’s no reason to run away! You’re already loosing” The spider said as he looked at you. 

“The hell are you blabbering about!? I don’t wanna talk to you, capiche!?” Zenitsu yelled as he continued to run.

“It seems like you don’t know what’s happening right now. You see, you there my friend is in a very dire situation!” He pointed one of his hairy legs at you. You stopped running, making Zenitsu almost fall on you. You looked at your hands and saw it was purple, veins popping out everywhere and a big gross circle blister. 

“It’s venom! A spider must’ve bitten you. The venom will make you turn into a spider. Give it thrity minutes and you’ll turn into my spider slave, crawling around doing whatever I say!” The big spider began to cackle loudly. You began to shake, fear and anger the only emotions you’re expressing. 

The spider brought out a clock showing when you will begin to feel immense pain and when your limbs will begin to shrink. You had enough of hearing this bringing out your swords.

“Hmmm? You still wanna fight?” The spider laughed at you. You narrowed your eyes at him, your brows furrowing together. 

Zenitsu tried to once again grab your hand and run away but you slapped his hand away.

“Go find the others! I’ll be fine!” Zenitsu shook his head. A spiderderling suddenly came from behind and tried to bite Zenitsu. You kicked the spider away. 

“I said go! I’m not gonna let you become a spider like me now go!” You yelled. Zenitsu hugged you before running away. 

Dozens of spiderlings began to attack you and you started to run away, quickly climbing up a tree and jumping from branch to branch. You moved your hand through your hair as an attempt to calm yourself. You suddenly felt your hair fall off with ease, hair strands on your hand. 

The spider began to laugh more and more.  

You jumped straight to him, he spit some sort of purple liquid at you which you dodged mid-air. He hissed in slight frustration.

“Hey! What are you waiting for? Attack her!” The spiderlings jumped after you and you avoided them, all with fair ease, some you kicked away. Knowing they were technically human you cannot slice them. 

The big spider once again tried to hit you with that purple liquid which you jumped away from. 

‘Alright, focus’ You closed your eyes, taking your stance. The spider spit his purple liquid at you again. Your hands began to shake uncontrollably. 

‘I have to finish this quickly’ The spiderlings attempted to pounce on you once again but you quickly jumped and rolled away from them. You tried to prepare your breathing technique but was interrupted with you coughing out blood. All the spiders took their chance and jumped on you, covering your body entirely. 

‘Finally’ You thought and sended all the spiders flying away from you. You quickly moved from tree to tree finally meeting face to face with the big spider. His horrified shocked face will forever be one to remember. Your blade satisfyingly separated his head from his body and you fell on the house with a large thud. 

Your adrenaline faded away and the pain began to increase and increase. You felt hot wet sensation run down your nose.

‘Ah, nosebleed’ You sighed out and quickly came to regret it with the shock of pain you got from that one move alone. 

You heard cawing and looked to your right to see your crow with tears in her eyes. 

“Hi...please call...for help” Your crow let her tears fall before flying away. 

You began thinking of your life. Your childhood, when you became a demon slayer and Shinobu.

You closed your eyes, in your head you saw you and Shinobu's moments together like a movie. You smiled with tears in your eyes. You opened your eyes to see the moon when you saw something flutter in the corner of your eyes. It looked like a butterfly. 

‘Ah, Shinobu, you came. This is so embarrassing. I’ll never hear the end of this” You thought bitterly. 

Shinobu tapped down from the sky beside you and her mouth formed an “o” before smiling.

“Moshi moshi~ Good evening Y/N! You must’ve really gotten into trouble this time” Your eyes snapped to her, you wanted to say something but couldn’t, Shinobu watched with pity as you tried to speak. 

“I...saw...you and...me” You finally manage to croak out. Shinobu looked down at you, processing your words before it clicked in her head. 

“Wow, it seems like you were near death! Since you saw life flash before your eyes it means that you’re trying to avoid death by looking through your memories! I myself have never experienced that before so don’t take my word for it” You smiled at her words, her voice doing a great job to soothe you despite the current state you’re in. 

Shinobu then placed her finger on your head. 

“Great! You did a great job on slowing down the poison with your breathing. Of course you did great, I was the one who taught you that!” Shinobu looked at your limbs seeing them still shrinking. “My my, it seems like you’re gonna turn into a spiderling soon! Such a shame, my girlfriend turning into a disgusting looking spiderling or maybe you’ll manage to hold your beauty in tact even as a spiderling. That would be something for me to remember! Now, do you wanna try that?” 

“N-no” 

“What? I can’t hear you” You frowned at her words knowing full well she heard you.

“My my Y/n we have spoken about this. You really do need to speak up. If you waste so much time you’ll turn into a spiderling!” 

Even at your weak state you managed to muster up a glare at Shinobu.

“Alright, I’m sorry. I’ll turn you back now, I’ll be shunned by the other hashiras if they find out you turned into a spiderling because of me” Shinobu let out a light chuckle before taking your short arm, easily puncturing a needle through your skin and reaching a vein. You smiled at Shinobu before closing your eyes letting sleep engulf you whole.  

-

Your eyes slowly fluttered open, you began to instantly feel unwelcoming pain and you groaned. 

“Ah, finally you’re awake! I’ve been waiting to kiss your face for hours now!” Shinobu quickly placed kisses all over your face before kissing your lips.

“Thanks Shinobu. I was welcomed with immense pain but seeing you makes me feel much better” Shinobu cupped your cheek. 

“Aww, corny as usual” You scoffed, very offended by Shinobu's comment as you were about to hit her lightly on her arm you soon realized that your short baby arms didn’t even come near Shinobu.

“Hmmm? Can’t hit me now can you?” Shinobu quickly teased.

“Just you wait!” You said as you gritted your teeth.

“Your revenge plan has to wait for now. Until then, I’ll brace myself for your wrath” Shinobu giggled and poked your nose.

“Now drink this medicine” Shinobu helped you get up before letting you drink the whole medicine. 

Your eyes widened when you were hit with a shocking disgusting taste that came with the medicine. You were about to spit it out but Shinbou quickly covered your mouth with her hand, lifting your head up forcing you to swallow it. 

“Ew! What the hell did you feed me!? I thought you teasing me long enough for me to almost turn into a spiderling was enough, now you had to poison me too!?” You yelled, raising your baby arms in frustration. The sight of you raising your baby arms with a pout on your face was so adorable to Shinobu! She swore she was gonna remember this moment forever. 

“I’m sorry darling but it’s the only medicine that will make your limbs grow to normal. You’ll have to hold on for a little longer” Shinobu kissed your lips which you happily returned. 

“Love you, now I gotta go and treat the other patients” You nodded.

Shinobu was about to leave your room before she paused. 

“Oh and you have to drink that medicine three times a day” 

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?”

[just-the-hiddles]

Other Tom Hiddleston Characters Masterlist

Here is your place for any of my stories that star Tom’s characters beside Loki!  So your Pines, your Sharpes, your Magnus.  This is your stop!!

Adam | Only Lovers Left Alive (Not Adam and Charlie)

Few Words | Adam x Reader

Adam needs you.  All of you.

*Hall of Mirrors | Adam x Female Reader

Since the King’s previous mistress passed away, all the ladies of the court have been hoping to catch the eye of King Louis XV, yourself included.  You are dressed for the grand ball at the Versailles palace.  You catch the eye of someone, but not the king.

*Haunted House | Adam x Reader

You purchased a ticket for a very special haunted house to see a recreation of your favorite movie Only Lovers Left Alive. But mysterious forces send you to an alternate reality where Adam is real.  And he is pissed you are in his house.

Then Don’t |  Adam x Reader

You have been busy trying to get a commissioned piece done by the deadline, which leaves Adam wanting.

*Don’t Eat Curry at Bedtime | Threesome with Tom Hiddleston

A cheap black wig, curry, and Halloween leads to some very weird and arousing dreams.

James Conrad | Kong Skull Island

*Don’t Touch That ! | James Conrad x Reader

As a botanist for MONARCH, you can spy potentially deadly vegetation a mile away.  Unfortunately, James Conrad cannot.  And the thinly veiled sexual tension between the two of you is about to explode.

*Let’s Stay Together | James Conrad x Reader

MONARCH has finally allowed James to return home to London after the fiasco on Skull Island.  He finds you at home and remembers what he had been missing why he has been gone.  

*Pent Up | James Conrad x Reader

When a global pandemic hits, Conrad and the reader end up stuck in small cabin in the Rockies.  Their mission did not go as planned and tensions are already running high.  How will they cope being cooped up together with only one bed and plenty of anger to go around?

*If We Go Down | Conrad x Female Reader

You are tasked with finding Brian Morgan, famed American journalist, who has disappeared somewhere in desert.  You hire James Conrad, decommissioned SAS officer, to help you find him.  You do not realize what you are walking into.

Robert Laing | High-Rise

*Good Neighbor | Robert Laing x Reader

You welcome your new neighbor to the high-rise building.

Magnus Martinsson | Wallander (UK)

Just Grab My Ass | Magnus Martinsson x Reader | March Magnus 2021 #1

Magnus is the consummate professional until a case requires you and him to go to a club.  And he has failed to mention his enormous crush on you. Well complicates things.

*Mistletoe | Magnus Martinsson x Reader | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 

Magnus opened his big mouth to his family and gotten himself into a spot of trouble this holiday season.  He told them he has a girlfriend coming home for Christmas but he is currently unattached.  He turns to you for help, the new transfer to Ystad station, and you just happen to have no plans.  Unbeknownst to Magnus, you are harboring a secret crush for him.  Can you keep your feelings in check or will you crack?

*Orgasm Denial | Magnus Martinsson x Reader

Magnus failed to follow the rules, so now he needs to be punished. (sub!Magnus)

Stuck With You | Magnus Martinsson x Reader

You and Magnus are volunteered to demonstrate a new type of handcuffs.  When the locking mechanism malfunctions, the two of you are forced to share a bed for the night until a replacement key is shipped.

*Tied Up | Magnus Martinsson x Reader 

Magnus has big plans for your anniversary, only to be thwarted by his lack of planning. (sub!Magnus)

*Trapped | Magnus Martinsson x Reader

You have a huge crush on Magnus since starting at the station.  But he is oblivious to all your attempts at flirting.  And now the two of you are stuck staking at a warehouse in hopes to apprehending some traffickers.  Instead you get stuck in a room with no hope of escape.

*What Could Go Wrong? | Magnus Martinsson x Female Reader

The unit audit is killing Magnus.  He isn’t sleeping, which is causing him to fall asleep at work and forget things, like his date with you.  His attempts to make amends end in disaster.

Captain James Nicholls | War Horse

Coming Home From War | Captain James Nicholls x Reader

The war had ended and the men came home from war, but not your beloved James.

Jonathan Pine | The Night Manager

*Do Not Disturb | Jonathan Pine x Reader

You have traveled with your philandering husband to the Hotel Nefertiti on one of his many business trips.  A chance encounter with Jonathan Pine had life altering consequences.

Chapter 1 | Mr. Pine

Chapter 2 | Jonathan

*Home Before You Know It | Jonathan Pine x Reader

It is a lazy Saturday morning with your husband Jonathan Pine when a phone call shatters your bliss.

Part 1

Part 2

*I Like It Neat | Jonathan Pine x Reader | A FrostHiddles Collab

You never expected to get this entrenched in Roper’s entourage, but here you were. Better yet, you caught the eye of Richard Roper’s right-hand man, Jonathan Pine. You weren’t sure if this was a good thing or a bad thing, but you were sure of this: Pine likes his suits and whisky, neat and his martinis and sex, dirty.

Rule Number One | Jonathan Pine x Reader

You forget the first rule of the Pine household: no panties for kitten.  

Sir Thomas Sharpe | Crimson Peak

*Fill You | Sir Thomas Sharpe x Reader

Now that you and Thomas have married, he is determined to have you with child come hell or high water.

*For Just One Night | Sir Thomas Sharpe x Female Reader

You have moved into Allerdale Hall in hopes to restore the home.  What you don’t realize is that the ghost of Sir Thomas Sharpe wanders the halls.  Until one night, when his presence becomes known.  

*Hurt | Sir Thomas Sharpe x OFC (Clara Appleton)

Clara never thought her life would be that exciting.  That was until Sir Thomas Sharpe appeared in her father’s office and set her life on a different path.

*Please Forgive Me | Sir Thomas Sharpe x Reader

After nearly being killed by Lucille and discovering Thomas’s, your husband, role in the whole affair, the two of you have move to Paris in order to make a fresh start.  You are unsure if you are willing to forgive let alone forget, but you agree to attend the Paris Exposition with Thomas in an effort to begin the process of moving forward.

  Multiple Characters and Crossovers

*Blood Lust | Thomas Sharpe x OFC (Mary)

Something is wrong with Thomas.  He is not sure what.  But Mary is there is satisfy all his hunger.  

Double Date | Adam x Reader and Loki x OFC (Jen)

Once you discovered your co-worker, Jen, was married to Loki, the God of Mischief, the two of you knew you had to get your husbands together.  Adam and Loki are unimpressed with their wives’ antics and attempts to arrange an adult playdate.

Sex Headcanons | Sharpe, Pine, Adam, Magnus, Laing, Conrad

My headcanons on how Tom and various characters approach sex

*The Gentleman and The Scoundrel | Thomas Sharpe x Adam (OLLA) x Reader

Your husband’s friend, Lord Adam Marlowe, has been staying at Allerdale Hall. Your thoughts have been becoming more and more troublesome.  And then one night

[words-writ-in-starlight]

Congrats on successfully completing your test! Take some time to recover and feel better soon. * offers internet hug

Thanks friend.  I am currently debating the merits of spending money on Veronica Mars or the first anime I ever watched, because Amazon is a dick and made them both cost money.  But rest assured I intend to very intensely Not Do Things tomorrow because my brain is shorted out.  

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Clementine X Female Reader

A/N: This is my first X Reader so I’m so sorry if it is bad and I’m so sorry that it is long. This idea has been in my mind for a while now and it also took me a while to write but I’m happy with the outcome. If there is anything wrong with it or it needs some changing to get stuff right then just send me a message or tell me in the comments, please. Thank you for reading this and I hope you like it. 

Song: “Sing” by Travis As (Y/N) and Clementine stare into each other's eyes they began to reminisce all the memories they have shared together.

The First Time They Met - (Season one)

While my mom, Carly, was trying to fix a radio to find out what was going on around us. I look over to my right and saw a girl with a hat sitting by herself and decided to walk over and introduce myself.

“Hi, my name is (Y/N)! What’s yours?” I say to the dark haired girl with a hat on her head.

“I’m Clementine and it’s nice to meet you” The girl named Clementine says to me.

“I have a chocolate bar and was wondering if you wanted to share it with me?” I ask while twiddling my fingers together.

She nods her head enthusiastically and says, “I would love too!”

I smile and grab the candy bar out of my mom’s purse that was right next to her. I walk back over to Clementine and sit next to her on the box she was sitting on. I open the candy bar and break a piece off and then hand the chocolate bar over to Clementine which she grabs then breaks a piece off and we eat our pieces together.

I look over at her and smile which she returns and hugs me.

The Two Hanging with AJ so Rebecca and Kenny can Sleep - (Season two)

I was holding AJ in my arms with Clementine next to me with her arm around me while Rebecca and Kenny trying to get some sleep before we head out to find a warmer and better place for us to stay.

“He’s so cute” I whispered to Clementine while I stare at the sleeping baby in my arms.

“Yeah, he is, isn’t he.” She whispers back to me while also staring at AJ sleeping soundly in my arms.

“I know I just met him, but I would move mountains for him.” I say and turn my head to the left to look at Clementine.

Clementine decided to sit on my left closer to the door so then if anything happened she can deal with it and also block the cold air from AJ and me. She also had her arms wrapped around AJ and me to keep us warm.

Clementine has been there with me through so much and I don’t even know how I’m going to repay her.

“Thank you.” I say while looking at Clem.

“For what?” She asks

“For everything” I say and lean my head on her right shoulder.

As I look back down at AJ I feel Clem lean her head against mine which makes a smile come on my face.

Saving each other from people and walkers - (Season three)

Yet again, Clementine is saving me from being overpowered by a group of walkers and I was just the damsel in distress.

“You look like you have something on your mind,” Clem says to me while still looking forward, “What’s up.”

I look down at my feet while walking and thinking of what to say.

“I feel like… I feel like I’m just either getting in the way or being a damsel in distress whenever we get into a situation with it being people or walkers…”

“Whoa Whoa Whoa,” Clem stays while stopping to a halt which in turn makes me stop,”You are no damsel in distress and you ain’t getting in the way either. You are my sidekick and partner in crime and to be fair you have saved my ass plenty more times than I have you so don’t worry!”

I smile while looking down to hide the blush on my face. I look up and find her staring at me with a smile on her face too.

Teaching Gabe how to safely and easily kill walkers - (Season Three)

“You kick the knee and when it down stabs the back of the head,” I say to Gabe while demonstrating on a walking, “Okay, now you try.”

Gabe looks around for a good walker to try the move I just showed him. He sees a walker and starts walking to it, he kicks the knee and when it lands on the ground he stabs it in the back of the head. He stood up straight and turned to me and smiled while walking to me.

“Good job!” I say while giving Gabe a high five.

“Come on, let’s keep going.” Clementine says to us with a pissed off look and grabs my hand and started walking away.

I look at Clem with a confused stare about to ask her why she is so angry but the look on her face silences me and makes me look down.

‘Not going to ask.’ I think to myself while being pulled along by Clementine.

Getting their haircut by Javi together before leaving Richmond - (Season Three)

“You cut an ear off of Clem and I cut off one of your fingers, okay Javi?” I jokingly say to the ex-baseball player.

“Got it, don’t worry” He says with a smile and a little laugh.

I smile at Clem and say, “Well, if your hair looks horrible you can just hide it with your hat!”

“Oh, shut up you!” Clementine says while playfully smirking.

I smirk while staring at Clem in the eyes and say, “Never.”  

“You,” Clem says with a light breathy laugh, “are going to be the death of me”

“Yep!”

Getting AJ Back from the Ranch - (Middle of seasons three and four -McCarrol Ranch)

We were in the car that we found while getting AJ.

I was in the passenger's seat with AJ in my lap and Clem driving. While driving down the road I cleaned the blood off of AJ and cuddled him to my chest to comfort him.

I noticed that Clem was constantly looking over at AJ and I. By this time AJ was asleep and not making a sound except for the light snores.

“What?” I ask Clem.

“Nothing, it’s fine.” Clem says while looking over at me with a smile.

“I’m happy that we found AJ.” I say to Clem while looking at her.

“Me too!” Clem says, “Me too!”

Helping each other with nightmares - (Any season)

I woke with a start because of a scream next to me, I sit up quickly and look over to my side where Clem was net to me. She was moving around and hyperventilating while saying no over and over.

I put my hands on her shoulders and start lightly shaking her awake while saying, “Clem. Clem. CLEM. Wake up. Please.”

Clem shot up and started looking around while still hyperventilating.

“Hey Hey Hey.” I say while putting my hands on her cheeks and make her look at me, “You're okay, you’re okay. I’ve got you, I’ve got you. You're okay.”

I hug her to my chest while her breathing slows down and tears are coming out of her eyes.

“Your okay, I’ve got you.” I whisper in her ear as we lay back down with her hugged to my chest.

“Thank you.” Clem says quietly while starting to fall back to sleep on my chest.

“Anything for you.” I whisper in her ear and wait for her to fall back to sleep before I fall asleep too.

Stargazing together - (Before season four)

I lay in a flower meadow looking up at the stars with Clem next to me with her shoulder up against mine.

“I remember doing this with my mom before the whole apocalypse thing started.” I say while turning my head to look at Clementine.

She turns her head to look at me and says, “Me too.”

“I’m happy that we are doing this together!” I say with a bright smile.

While looking Clem in the eyes I can see love and adoration. She starts to lean in and I do the same. Our foreheads touch and we stare into the eyes of each other. She puts her hands on my cheeks and our noses touch.

Right as we’re about to kiss a noise in the distance catches our attention making us brake apart from our starring and look for what could have made the noise.

In the end, it just ended up being a deer walking through the forest with its fawn.

Finding a beach while driving on the Coast - (Before Season four)

While Clementine was driving down a road I spotted something and said, “Pull over.”

“What?” Clem asks.

“Pull over. Pull over.” I say

Clem slows the car and pulls it over to a stop. I get out and run through golden sand until I reach the edge of the water line.

It was beautiful the sun setting shining on blue water and the sky different colors.

I don’t know how long we have been standing and watching the sunset but the sun has reached the end and night is coming in full force.

“You okay?” Clem asks me while standing next to me.

I smile and say, “Yeah. Yeah, I’m actually really good!”

Coming across the train station and finding the tire swing - (Season 4)

“What’s that?” AJ asks while looking at a tire swing hanging from a tree.

“It’s a tire swing,” I say to him while walking up next to him,”You sit in it and someone pushes you and you swing back and forth.”

“I wanna try,” AJ says while turning to look at me, “But not right now, we need to finish searching and checking for anything.”

I look down at him and smile while bringing him into a side hug.

Clem was standing just a little bit away and was smiling at AJ and me. I look at her and smile which she returns and then continues with searching.

After remembering all their memories they start to lean in and kiss for the first time after so many years of being on the road together and falling even more in love with each other every passing day.

Feelings are confessed and more kisses are shared as they stargaze and think of how their future is going to play out. They don’t know if it will be good or bad but all they know is that no matter what, they are going to have each other.

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The Black Canary and The Werewolf - Laurel Lance x Werewolf!Fem!Reader

A/n: I have more ideas for this if people are interested but idk...

(Before Arrow, 3 years before the Queens Gambit went down)

(Reader is 18 in the prequel thing, younger than Laurel, older than Sara just for age dynamics)

Location: Forest near Star City

“Did you hear something?” A nineteen year old Laurel Lance questioned.

“We’re fine Laurel, let’s just keep walking, I think I hear a waterfall...” A seventeen year old Sara Lance replied as the two sisters continued venturing off the forest path and through the taller trees.

Run. Run. Run. Turn. Run. Pause. Sniff. No!

Four paws began to sprint towards the scent of perfume and gunpowder, a growl ripping through their vocal cords as they dove in and out of roots and shrubs before lunging in front of the two females.

A loud bang caught the attention of the Lance sisters as a h/c creature jumped out of nowhere, taking a bullet in the process before slamming to the ground with a surprisingly human scream.

“What the hell?” Sara exclaimed as she and Laurel approached the now human girl lying in the soil, bleeding from her thigh.

“Whoah...she’s...very naked...” Sara mumbled, in shock before Laurel tossed her coat over you, quickly tending to your leg. You didn’t really acknowledge the two sisters as you moved your hand to your leg, nails turning to claws as they gripped the bullet, carefully removing it as the two sisters watched, the wound healing automatically.

“What are you?” Laurel mumbled finally looking at you in the eye, having no idea the effect that would have. Your breathing deepened as your eyes glowed, heart rate increasing before Laurel’s hand went to your bare shoulder in an attempt to calm you down.

“Werewolf...” You mumbled back before your eyes shut dozily.

“We can’t just leave her here...” Sara mumbled.

“Call mum, she’s probably on the path looking for us with dad.” Laurel instructed, Sara actually obeying for once as she began to look for Dinah and Quentin Lance.

“Who are you little wolf?” Laurel mumbled, gently stroking her hand through your hair as you slept with your head on Laurel’s thigh.

---Time Skip Arrow Season 1, 8 years later---

Location: CNRI

You sighed as you waited for Laurel outside of CNRI, the hair on the back of your neck standing on end as cars drove past you. Even after 8 years they still put you on edge.

“Hey. You alright?” Laurel asked, concerned as she and Thea walked out of CNRI to meet you.

“Full moon is tonight.” You replied causing Laurel to just nod.

“What’s that mean? You go aggressive and hairy?” Thea questioned causing you to growl quietly.

“I go hairy, yes but I’m usually calm after the pain ends.” You replied as the three of you got walking.

“Pain?” Thea questioned causing Laurel to just watch your reaction, her hand going to your arm. “Every bone in my body breaks...”

“Like on The Vampire Diaries?” Thea questioned causing you to roll your eyes, blanching slightly.

“I wouldn’t believe everything you see on tv Thea.” Laurel replied, giving a weak smile to you before Thea waved goodbye, going to go see Roy.

“Let’s get you home little wolf...” Laurel mumbled, gently looping her arm through yours as she guided you to her apartment, away from the cars that were putting you on edge in the process.

Location: Laurel’s Apartment

You sighed as you sat on the floor in front of Laurel who gave you a confused look, patting the couch for you to also sit on it. You tilted your head to the side before getting up to sit on the couch.

“I swear if you got me another squeaky toy...” You grumbled causing Laurel to chuckle as she waved a tennis ball infront of you.

“Tommy thinks I’m crazy for having dog toys but no dog...” Laurel laughed, watching as your eyes followed the tennis ball.

“I don’t get why you don’t tell him...” You mumbled, jealousy bubbling in your stomach before Laurel spoke again. “Sara said something once, about how the werewolves in Twilight imprinted on their soulmates...” 

You paused as you looked up, realising Laurel was looking at your reaction. “Imprinting is a thing yes but-ahhh!” You yelped, your ankle cracking as you fell from the couch onto the floor, your transformation beginning.

It was only your transformation on a full moon that caused you pain, annoyingly but you were able to stay in control and didn’t hurt anyone due to being in the presence of Laurel, who, unbeknownst to her, you’d imprinted on her when you first met 8 years ago.

A whimper caught Laurel’s attention as you completed your transformation, a h/c wolf much smaller than normal was curled up on her rug in front of her mantelpiece.

“Y/n...” Laurel mumbled causing you to look at her with your e/c eyes before getting up and nuzzling your head against her leg.

“Is it bad you’re actually quite cute as a wolf?” Laurel whispered causing you to almost glare at her before a quiet clang echoed in your ears causing you to spin around and growl.

The vigilante known as The Hood was watching from a nearby roof, almost in shock as you bared your teeth at him. Laurel stared in shock as she realised what had happened but she had no idea you’d smelt the vigilante before... 

Another growl exited your throat but it was deeper than before causing Laurel to look at you. You were pissed. Pissed enough that your eyes began to glow and fur began to decrease as you shifted back.

You knew who The Hood was...Oliver Queen...