#seahorse dad Vincent

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(Peek-A- ‘Boo’)

October 30th, 11:30pm

“I wanna watch something scary.”

“We are in a hospital, Vince.”

“…And?”

Vincent pouted as his normally down for anything husband said no to his request. Though their other half was already flipping through the TV, smiling when Kerry groaned.

“I don’t want our child to know we were waiting for her while watching Halloween! Feels fucked up.”

“It’s not gonna be fucked up if she’s a Halloween baby. Which is what I’m totally hoping for because it’ll match her blanket.” Vincent rubbed his belly, making his husband eye him suspiciously. Vincent grinned.

“Don’t hold our child in for her to be born on Halloween! It’ll still count if she pops out today!” Kerry rubbed his face, then groaned when the intro to Halloween started followed by laughter from Johnny.

“I can’t stand either of you.”

Jamie May Linder-Eurodyne was born on October 31st at 6:13am. Vincent did not ‘hold her in’ because she didn’t want to come out- like father like daughter I suppose.

There was no mistaking she was Johnny’s kid, with gorgeous dark eyes and his nose, and as pale as he was, Vincent was shocked she didn’t come with tattoos and wouldn’t be surprised if her first word was fuck.

But she was gorgeous, and she was a halloween baby much to Vincent’s delight. And she was so little.

Once Vincent was settled and finally able to eat, they turned on the ‘Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown’ instead as to not traumatize their baby on her first few hours, though they did get some chuckles out of their doctor about the whole horror movie thing. And he did say he didn’t expect them to NOT watch a horror movie today!

Auntie Judy came in clutch with some spooky sushi, and uncle River came with some candy so the three didn’t miss out… but Johnny paid them no mind. In fact, he wasn’t even in the room.

He stood outside the nursery, frowning at the glass put between him and his baby. He had done the same with Ted, he hated being separated from them. But this hurt for some reason, and maybe it was because this was his flesh and blood. This poor baby girl had the Linder blood in her, and Johnny would make damn sure she wasn’t treated the way he was about it. Because she was also part Vincent, mellow and sarcastic Vincent that only hurt flies in self defense. Who made her and Ted baby blankets during his pregnancy. There was a possibility of her being gentle…

Johnny didn’t hear the foot steps behind him until an arm slipped around his waist. He wrapped his arm around Kerry as they both watched the sleeping baby.

“Hate this part… why can’t they just stay in our room?”

“So they can make sure she’s okay… that she’s healthy. And to let Vince recover from pushing that out of him.” Kerry pointed out, rubbing his eyes.

Neither would ever understand or take credit for what Vincent has pulled off twice now, but damn it was exhausting and they didn’t eat until he did because it just felt cruel.

“Guadalupe brought some chili if you want, made just how you like it.” That did sound really good.

“Yeah… alright. I’m fuckin’ starving…” Johnny finally peeled his eyes away from his baby and let himself be lead back to their room, where their family and friends sat around Vincent with food and praise. They gave Kerry and Johnny hugs and congratulations, Mama Welles quick to shove a bowl of chili into Johnny’s hands so he could finally eat.

He ate quietly as his family talked around him, these people were his family whether he liked it or not. He noted Vik wasn’t here and had probably taken the Ted shift since it was too early for the four year old to be awake, and also this was a new territory for all of them. Siblings.

They’d get through it, they always did.

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(Welcome baby Ted)

“We’re here!” Kerry knew they looked fucking insane, two rockerboys hauling ass down a hospital hallway. Judy stood over Vincent, holding his hand and rubbing his back. He looked fucking exhausted.

“Hey baby-“

“You two are late.” Judy huffed, glaring at them. Yeah okay, Kerry felt really fucking guilty about that. But they were here now weren’t they?

“Easy, Jude. Don’t fight. They’re here.” He held his free hand out to Kerry, covered in a thin layer of sweat.

The room was a little too full for comfort, Vik and Mama Welles at the end of the bed, Judy and River had been at Vincent’s sides, as well as Nancy. Denny and Henry had been standing in the hallway.

“You want all these people in here?” Johnny asked, making Vincent purse his lips. “Just say the word, V, you gotta be comfortable.” Johnny was useless in these situations, and saw Vincent had Kerry in a white knuckled grip.

“Not really-“

“Everyone out.” Johnny didn’t hesitate, not waiting for Vincent to try and excuse everyone. Vik nodded at him, a small yet proud grin as he escorted everyone out, Judy giving Vincent a forehead kiss before they all left.

Okay respectfully, if they did ever decide to have another, they were either adopting or Johnny would wait outside. That was terrible. And the baby was so small. And identical to Kerry.

They already had a name for him planned as well, Theodore Matthew Eurodyne. Johnny really has no idea where Matthew came from, and Kerry just shrugged and said it felt right for some reason.

Johnny and Kerry sandwiched Vincent, all three looking at the tiny thing that had caused swollen feet and pain for the last trimester. Vincent had taken it like a champ, just like everyone knew he would.

“I fuckin did that.” Vincent grinned, looking up at them. “I made this.”

“You did just fuckin do that,” Kerry kissed his forehead, bumping his head against his temple. “I’m so proud of you.” Both Johnny and Kerry knew they couldn’t take credit for what Vincent just pulled off. The mental and physical strain on him was way harder on himself than his two partners just watching him go through it.

“He’s so small…” Johnny whispered, making Vincent look up at him, resting his head back on his shoulder.

“You won’t hurt him. If you feel more comfortable, we can train your chrome arm to go under him when you hold him, so he’ll only really feel your real hand.” Vincent whispered so they didn’t wake the sleeping baby.

“I’m more scared of dropping him.” Johnny pointed out.

“You won’t, you already love him too much to do that.”

The scary part was how correct Vincent was. This whole thing terrified Johnny. More than anyone would ever know.

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Dad Johnny is on my mind

When Ted is first born, he’s terrified. There’s this tiny thing he now has to protect. He goes to Vik to make sure he’s even safe for the baby to be around. He’s scared.

When Jamie’s born, he can’t believe something else now looks like him. He’s not gonna let her be like him. She’s going to be like his loves. He holds Ted while they greet her and tell her hello, welcome to the world. But Johnny knows, he won’t let his baby girl be hurt the way he had.

When Kim is born, Johnny’s a pro. He knows the drill. He’s not afraid of her like he was Ted and Jamie. He now has two girls who have him wrapped around her finger, looking down at her. She has Kerry’s eyes, she was beautiful. He knew they had this.

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Ted and Jamie playing together and Kerry cooking dinner while Vincent works on a tattoo and Johnny softly plays guitar, all is calm and nice. Johnny realizing if he had gone through with his plan to nuke Arasaka or if Vincent had been successful in his attempt, they wouldn’t have this moment…

Then Jamie drops something and goes “oh fuck.” And Kerry dies laughing and it ruins the moment of calm but creates a moment of laughter instead <3

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Seahorse dad au except Vincent runs away when he finds out he’s pregnant, then Kerry sees him at a coffee shop with a five year old that looks suspiciously like him and is like “????vincent ???? Is that my kid?” And Vincent is like “would you believe me if I said no?” And Kerry is like “no.”

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(Some seahorse dad stuff bc I love and miss Vincent)

“I watched him full send an entire bag of shredded cheese and pickles. It was impressive.” Nancy was laid across Kerry’s bed, flipping through a magazine and not helping Kerry’s nerves.

“He keeps having false alarms. That means we’re getting closer to the real deal.” Kerry had never been this scared or nervous in his life. He was about to be a father!

“Yeah? What are you so afraid of? You and Johnny look sicker than he does in the morning. Except with you two it’s all the time.”

Kerry looked down at his hands, frowning. Nancy was right, every time he saw Vincent walking around, hand rested on his stomach, or any time family or work brought up the baby, he felt sick. He knew the lengths all three had gone through for this, but they had tried so long they had lost hope. He knew Vincent was happy, despite everything he was practically glowing.

“We didn’t have good dads. We didn’t have male figures to look up too. I mean look at us! Do we look like people could be parents?” He shot up and started to pace, rubbing his face.

“Hey- Ker stop. Hey.” Nancy had climbed to the end of the bed, taking his hands. “Relax, breathe… Vince is just as terrified trust me. He’s growing a whole human inside of him. And you and J aren’t alone, none of you are. You’ve got me, Rogue, Vincent’s parents, Denny, you’ve got people who are here to help you. Granted that baby is gonna be much cooler than you and Johnny combined but still.”

Kerry stared down at Nancy, his best friend, the person who had stuck with him from the beginning. The first person to know after Johnny that they were even going to have a baby.

“You’re gonna be an aunt.” Kerry whispered, and immediately Nancy looked away.

“Don’t you start that shit I’m already having to train myself to not cry when he’s born.” Nancy took her hands back to rub her eyes and looked at Kerry.

“You’re gonna be a cool ass dad.”

Fuck yeah he was.

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Seahorse dad Vincent now has a daughter with Johnny as well named Jamie Mercury after Freddie Mercury 🥰

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Oh my god this game is so cute

Vincent probably would fall asleep next to Ted’s crib like this

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I found a way to make seahorse dad au sad WAIT😭

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Seahorse Dad Vincent pregnant, watching movies at night with Ker. Ker gets tired, cuddling Vince and ends up falling asleep with his head on his belly 🥺💕

🥺🥺that’s so soft

Vincent has a lot of dysphoria while pregnant and honestly almost starts to regret it the bigger he gets, so I can imagine Kerry trying to make him feel better and that he wants the baby just as much, and often ‘cuddles’ with the baby while Vincent is still pregnant

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Some angsty Johnny and Vincent but Vince being so exhausted from something and he accidentally lets it out on Johnny and Johnny, who never wants to lay on Vincent, cups his face and makes Vincent looks at him because he’s broken down into tears. And kisses him because he doesn’t know what else to do.

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Baby Ted in a dragon onesie bc his dad is a fucking nerd and now everyone has started calling him Little Dragon but no one knows Johnny was the one to start it

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Seahorse dad Vincent: I’m pregnant

Johnny: Fuck! I’ll pay-

Kerry and Vincent: ????

Johnny: wait that’s what we wanted. Reflex sorry

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Vincent trying to call Kerry and Johnny over and over, neither are answering. The house is dark and empty, Vincent left completely behind with baby Ted finally put down for bed. They promised it wouldn’t happen, they promised to stay with him, to call him while on tour. Vincent should have known better, should have known he couldn’t keep up with them. Now he’s sitting against the wall next to the nursery, alone in the dark.

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Johnny had always been good with his hands. He had helped Rogue repair things in the Afterlife, kept his shitty apartment from completely crumbling… and made Ted’s crib. Vincent hadn’t been doing so well and so Johnny decided to put his partner at ease with a crib. He had brought Henry in to help himself and Kerry put it into the nursery Vincent had been decorating. He had matched the theme pretty well if he said so himself. When Vincent got home after visiting his mother, Kerry had lead him into the nursery, where he promptly burst into tears. The crib was beautiful and possibly had been the nicest thing anyone had done for Vincent. It took ten minutes to calm him down to actually admire the thing. Johnny truly did try.

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I may write a lil Mother’s Day thing for Vincent

And then maybe a Father’s Day thing for Kerry and Johnny bc I don’t have a dad😎

And also I don’t think they view them has mother or Father’s Day, it’s “He gave birth to the babies he gets a day to himself”