#scythetalks

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Recently, I found out that Kalku exists…I swear to god, I am (not) normal about him

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I watched Tales from Earthsea and fell in love with this idiot

!! Pr*ship/C*mship DNI !!

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ATSV!Vulture would definitely be the stubborn type. Working to the point where he ends up falling asleep at his work desk lol

Imagine encouraging your hardworking f/o to take a break.

Would they go along quite easily, or would they be more stubborn?

Regardless of which, when they eventually do take a break, they come to you and almost collapse into a cuddle.

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*turn Kalku eyes black*

The concept of Kalku having pitch black eyes is very intriguing to me for some reason but I love it

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Person: wait what wrong with you?

Me: I'm in love

Person: with who?

Me: kalku from nahuel and the magic book

Person: .... isn't he dea-

Literally tho

I’d be trying to live my best life and my brain suddenly reminds me “hey you know Kalku? Yeah, in canon, he died” and I’ll be like

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Kalku in yaelokre

I just had to make my s/i in this (bc I can lol)

Also added the link incase anyone else wants to check it out lol

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Thanks so much for the tag @ulec-elec :) Return to Treasure Island (I know it only has 3 parts and is technically a movie but idk): I am completely normal about this :3 (*goes insane whenever I see art of Johnny or bandage guy*) School for Little Vampires: puts Twilight to shame /hj. I was obsessed with this show all throughout high school. I had a whole fan account too (can't log into it though since I somehow got locked out. idk how I did tho :\).

A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017): you ever watch a series that makes you both angry and happy at the same time? yea (also this MUST be said: NPH's Count Olaf >>>>>> Jim Carrey's Count Olaf)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?: I know this show was made in the 90's but I binged watched the hell out of it. this show was wild

Helluva Boss: Stolas is the ideal dad. I want him to be my dad

Hazbin Hotel: SIR PENTIOUS, MY BELOVED!

The Owl House: no thoughts. head empty. Just Willow.

Tagging: @plagueofskeletons @thecrizbitz

8 shows to get to know me

thank you Ro @comaboybuck for tagging me <3

1- Sense8 (this show came out and got its hooks on me and hasn’t let me go since 2015. Something changed in my brain because of it. The comfort show to end all comfort shows)

2- Supernatural (I can’t leave it out because this explains so much about me and my pursuit of fannish activities, even if I gave up on the show around s10. By the way, this show was HUGE in my English learning journey)

3- Teen Wolf (Derek Hale makes my brain go brrr. He’s literally suffered more than jesus himself. It’s weirdly comforting to watch it still)

4- Friends (yet another one that was part of my language learning journey. I owe so much to the shows that helped me speak English, guys)

5- BBC Merlin (oh you know why probably. But also, English, guys. Really the English part is really important)

6- The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (which I wasn’t sure if it counts as a show but it might be the best modern adaptation of a Jane Austen novel after the 2005 Pride and Prejudice movie, and if you know anything about me is that I love Pride and Prejudice)

7- My Secret Romance (the first kdrama I ever watched and the one that convinced me to actually learn Korean)

8- 911 (which I love for many reasons that I’m not able to express because they’re too big)

god, it was so damn difficult, I didn’t realize that while I’ve seen a lot of shows, not many have rewired my brain… so I’m giving this difficult task to @kaz-cain @shadowoftheforce @buckystilinski @claytonsdani and @all-or-nothing-baby

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🕸️ Introduction 🕸️

🌙 About the S/I 🌙

🦇 Scythe/Jules | she/her/they/them | 20 | Autistic 🦇

Hey there. I’m Scythe

I consider myself new to the selfship community, even though I’ve been selfshipping for about a year.

I have 9 f/o’s and I don’t mind sharing.

This blog is for selfshipping. My main blog is @scythevampire. Feel free to check it out :)

Will occasionally post NSFW

🌙 List of F/O’s + Tags 🌙

Kalku (Nahuel and the Magic Book) | #🐦‍⬛🦢

Vulture/Adrian Toomes (The Spectacular Spider-Man) | #🪶🥀

Vulture/Adriano Tumino (Across the Spiderverse) | #🪶���

Wu (Night of the Werehog) | #⚰️♥️

The Boogeyman (The Real Ghostbusters) | #🕯️🚪

Mysterio/Quentin Beck (The Spectacular Spider-Man) | # 🔮🌙

(You can check out the "updated" list of ships here.)

!! DNI: pr*ship / c*mship / MAPs / sh*ta-con / l*li-con / ableists / racists / homophobes / transphobes / TERFs !!

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Small (ish) spoiler for Arcane Season 2 Act 2 under the cut

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I will never forgive arcane for showing me this sweet looking man and immediately killing him off

He’s been on my mind ever since

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Ok so I watched Nahuel and the Magic book again and idk about y’all but…

I’m considering adding him to my list of f/o’s

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So my campus was selling some posters and I ended up running into my dad

LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

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Started listening to Opeth and istg Benighted is 100% Kalku coded. It slaps

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Iara redesign but I made her like a dove instead of ocean

This is basically what would happen if she met my self-insert (she’s like a swan):

They would be besties though :3

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Y’all ever get the idea to make a fankid of you and your f/o and it just…sticks with you?

Bc yeah I got that going on rn lol

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🕸️ Scythe’s F/O List + Tags 🕸️

🌙 Romantic 🌙

Kalku (Nahuel and the Magic Book) | #🐦‍⬛🦢

Chon Chon (Nahuel and the Magic Book) | # 💚🦢

Vulture/Adrian Toomes (The Spectacular Spider-Man) | #🪶🥀

Vulture/Adriano Tumino (Across the Spiderverse) | #🪶🌸

Mysterio/Quentin Beck (The Spectacular Spider-Man) | # 🔮🌙

Wu (Night of the Werehog) | #⚰️♥️

The Boogeyman (The Real Ghostbusters) | #🕯️🚪

Spikey (Killer Klowns from Outer Space) | #🎈✨

Hare (Tales from Earthsea) | #⚜️🌿

🌙 Familial 🌙

Tinkerer/Phineas Mason (The Spectacular Spider-Man) | #🔧

Fujimoto (Ponyo) | #🌊

!! DNI: pr*ship / c*mship / MAPs / sh*ta-con / l*li-con / ableists / racists / homophobes / transphobes / TERFs !!

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Rockstar Kalku au

YES‼️‼️‼️‼️