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sága "v tomhle zpíčeným baráku se nedá kurva žít" pokračuje

nároky na zfilmování prodám za jahodovej balzám na rty a aviváž

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After getting used to English it’s so refreshing to speak a language which distinguish between omlouvám se, je mi to líto and upřímnou soustrast

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^what he said

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Z Opavy, z Opavy,

rychlík jede do Prahy,

nikdo nemá obavy,

jestli dojede.

Nestaví, nestaví,

vůbec nikde nestaví,

- teda kromě těch deseti random zastávek mezi stanicama a čtvrthodinovým čekáním před Pardubicema, než projede to druhý Regio z protisměru -

kdo se mu postaví,

toho zajede.

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měl jsem dneska den

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já: "prosím, chtěli jsme poskládat tklivou baladu"

můj mozek celej den, nekompromisně: "LIDOŽRAVÝ PLCH. VYKRÁDÁ SE Z MLH!!! ♫"

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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you know even if a homeless person or a starving person is in that position because of their own "bad decisions" i don't care. it doesn't matter. no supposed financial misstep is enough to condemn someone to homelessness or poverty.

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"They are together in every universe." Is ok and all but have you thought about "In every universe they split like same pole magnets, but still yearn for each others company, that they cant have, because neither of them can turn their back on their respective roles, ethics and socio-political ideals"? Might be tastier, just saying. Because of the yearning.... Adds more flavour.

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"Good night, son.

Good night, changeling who tried to kill and take my son's place before I stopped you and adopted you.

Good night, time-traveling assassin from the future who tried to stop my son fulfilling his destiny before I adopted you, too.

Good night, dark dimension counterpart of my son who comes out at night.

Good night, daughter."

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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why would you do this to me

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something