#scumbagthehedgehog

[vandalizedheart]

What people make you happy when you see them on the dash?

What people make you happy when you see them on the dash?

it's loving my mutuals hour YAYYYY.

cassidy!! ( @sacri1egious ) *markiplier vc* This right here is my favorite thing. Ever. In the history of forever. I think about this everyday /lh. cass has been one of my best friends for ages now and they're such a joy to talk to, i'm so happy to have them around in my life! Capitalism(tm) has been keeping us stupid busy, but i look back at all our previous late night talks about our interests, our muses, and everything else in between with fondness. miss u cass, and i can't wait until you get your sonic multi back up! our tailsmo content will be glorious. :> ♡

jackie!! ( @timeclipsed ) i've known jackie for like, probably a little over a month now? maybe two? but if anything happened to them i would kill everyone on this dashboard and then myself /j. they're one of few blogs i get genuinely excited to read whenever they post something new. the concept and storyline they have going for their blog is SUPER interesting, i've never seen an AU like it before. needless to say i'm invested. they're also a lovely person to talk to ooc, and i always look forward to seeing them in my DMs. hope you're doing okay jackie. things will get better, i'm always here if you need anything. <3

peach!! ( @hiswrlds ) another mutual i haven't known long, but who's presence i definitely adore! strive is such a wonderful take on sonic, and peach does an amazing job of breathing life into his character with their lovely writing! if that fruitbowl blue bastard has 0 fans that means i am dead. we haven't talked too much ooc either, but i always enjoy our conversations when we do! hope you're doing well peach, here's to hoping you ace all of your exams this year! ✨

L!! ( @cxffeeshxp ) been following L for a while now, and he's always been super chill and easygoing! he definitely inspired me to adopt a more grounded viewpoint of roleplaying on tumblr, and not worry so much about the little things. i mostly interact with his sonic muses, and every interaction is such a treat! i almost always end up having some laughs whenever we write together. hope you're having a good day L, i'll be sending nikki towards surge's gay ass again sometime. <3

briar!! ( @godae ) we've only just began interacting, but i am in love with the way they portray shadow. they're another blog i get genuinely excited to read new posts from! i have no clue if this is their preferred voice actor, but i literally hear jason griffith's portrayal in my head whenever i read out their dialogue for shadow lmao. they write him well, and it's such a breath of fresh air. our conversations ooc have been super pleasant as well, definitely excited to have shadow and nikki interact! hope you're having a good day so far, briar! i just saw the ask you sent me and it gave me a smile. :> ♡

💔 ˚ . ⋆ ↪ @scumbag-the-hedgehog / questions for the mun.

[fstbmp-a]

(i never made an infinite banner and i probably never will-) @scumbag-the-hedgehog sent: "P-put me down…." The usurper's eyes are wide, barely concealing the fear behind those shades. Everything around him is a sickening red, the kind of red that feels like it's intruding on the natural spectrum of light, eating away at all the other color around it. Through the crimson light he can see an eye peeking out from that mask, glaring at them as some strange force holds Scourge up by the throat. He has to wonder how long he can keep himself collected.

"Come now, you were speaking such grandeur but moments ago." Hand idly aloft, the jackal kept Scourge above the ground. How easy it was to deal with speedsters when the friction they were so reliant on was deprived from them.

It would be a lie to say that, for the briefest moment, Infinite had mistaken this one for the blue blur himself, however-

"No, you're practically shaking like some sopping wet mongrel on the street."

Instead of releasing Scourge outright, he instead lifted him higher, grip only loosening as cannon materialized to drop Scourge into. It clicked, aiming downward to launch him directly into the earth below them.

"To think you even dared speak out of turn to me, just to be so quick to beg."

[wndrflgrl]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog said:

[to: amy🌹]: yo you doing anything? [to: amy🌹]: cuz im not doin anything today [to: amy🌹]: so like if you wanna meet up im down ...wait shoot, she only gave him her contact information. This is just going to show up as some random unknown number to her. Okay, context, context.... [to: amy🌹]: its scourge btw [to: amy🌹]: green quills, sick jacket, yknow [to: amy🌹]: there a place near you that works?

Hearing the insistent buzzing of her cellphone, Amy paused the watering of her plants. Huh. Who could be lighting up her notifications today, she wonders?

Reaching over for the device she unlocks it and proceeds to check her messages, only to promptly drop it on plush carpet with a comical 'EEP!' — a hand goes to cover her mouth, muzzle once again burning as she recalls the events that had taken place last week. She almost managed to burry that whole interaction in the back of her mind, after going a few days of not hearing back she figured maybe he was just too put off by the hammer. Understandable, too. She couldn't blame him for that. She was ready to just put the whole thing behind her and move on.

So she's a little surprised by this. Especially when it's apparent that Scourge is expressing interest in... hanging.. out? ( is this a proposal to go out on a date???? )

The girl paces away from her phone and into the kitchenette, head in hands as she's totally started overthinking it. She paces back and forth on smooth tile for a good long several minutes, until eventually she stops and bangs both hands on the counter with a huff.

" Okay. Relax, Amy. You can do this. You can text a random guy back who hit on you last week that kinda looks a lot like Sonic but you also nearly pulverized because you were too embarrassed. You can.. do that. Because you're Amy Rose, and Amy Rose isn't afraid! "

Returning back to the cellular device, she tentatively takes a seat on her living room carpet and reunlocks the phone, pulling the messages back up. She wastes no time in saving the number as a contact, before... deep breath... responding back.

Amy🌹 is typing...

[to: Scourge]: Oh!!! Hi!! Nice to hear back from you again!! How are you doing? [to: Scourge]: And well umm, I don't really have plans today either so...

...Does she accept? Well, she gave him her number. There'd be no point in that if she didn't follow through, right?

[to: Scourge]: I'm open to it!! There's a nice little cafe here in Station Square if you wanted to meet up there? [to: Scourge]: Does like.. an hour sound okay?

[timeclipsed]

♂ Ever worry about Tails falling in with a bad crowd, out wherever he is?

Send me a ♂ and a question and my muse's father will answer it. (status — accepting (sundays only)!) 

❝Huh?❞

— ;; ELUDING THE AERIAL DIVE AIMED towards his weak side by a Balkiry, just narrowly, he leaps obliquely, tumbling into a maladroit somersault. Teeth grit as the abandoned badnik, now eyeless and with a broken sawtooth jaw hung eternally open to expose gaunt wiring, bellows a shriek and swoops once more.

Raising an aciculate blade of silver, launching his form into a trademark homing attack, the avian apparatus and its aeronautical associates are cleaved cleanly in half, buzzing and jolting as the remains of their stannic corpses drop to the floor of the fuscous fortress, immobile.

❝You sure you're thinkin' of the right Tails?❞ Briskly shaking his head, crouching to reclaim the roll of yellow police tape that had fallen off his blind eye, Sonic begins to rewrap it, effectively bandaging and shrouding the extorbitant scar that now lines it, having been its peripheral destruction. ❝Absolutely not! Tails is... he's a good kid. Might have a bit of a tongue, but he's kind, and definitely smart enough to know how to keep himself out of trouble.❞

— ;; STRIDING, ONE LEG LIMPING VISIBLY, he makes his way across the room, now cleared out of any artificial life.

❝My little buddy... he'd never do anything to hurt anyone, let alone wind up in a crowd that would.❞

[badnikbreaker]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog liked! / scourge & amy! / the roses.

"Does it bother you, that mercy is so difficult to understand?"

[spkyscry]

[cxffeeshxp]

" how are you so happy all the time? " for Sonic

{{ L }} " Well, for one, I woke up for one. Some people unfortunately don't, and um... weather's pretty nice. " The blue blur just gives a shrug, was gonna give a flirty response but decided not to, this time.

[seaofserene]

leviathan & rahab! more kids + a doodle of the family dynamic

ft. @scumbag-the-hedgehog's scourge !

[cynicallyscorned]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog said: "Do you ever feel like you only exist as part of a cruel joke?"

" That's oddly specific.. " Cynic remarks, propping himself up on his shoulder so he can properly look at the other. A little hard to see the usurper's face in this dim light, but well.. maybe it's a good thing. He thinks about the question for a moment. Though his instinct was to provide a little levity, he understands all too well what Scourge is getting at. Dark eyes fall away, his smile lessening.

" ... Yeah. I do. "

[fallenusurper]

ㅤㅤA low, drawn out whistle..

ㅤㅤSo long, you little green bastard.

[falsementor]

" READ THE BOOK. "

" ... Then ask me to fact check because I can guarantee there's inconsistencies between what's written and what actually happened. "

[fstbmp-a]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog | x

Alright, that shitshow Sonic and the other blue goons she could take, but cramping her style? It was a step too far for her. Glaring through her shades before propping them on brow, she tilts her head this way and that while she considers. Certainly looked enough like her...

"A'ight, th' hell's this about? I didn't order a court jester, last I bloody checked."

[wndrflgrl]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog asked: "...did I hear you on the radio?" // help toby stop him

" Huh? " The question is so odd she has to actually think about it for a second. Wouldn't it be funny if she admitted she's always wondered what it's like to be a radio host? But no, maybe this hedgehog has her mistaken for someone else. She smiles a little sheepishly with a shrug. " Umm, probably not...? "

[dyadhogs]

☼ starter >> @scumbag-the-hedgehog

❝ nice glasses, dude. ❞

"did you need help...? we haven't seen you around here before."

[omniversentertwined]

ㅤㅤ" The cooler ones... "

ㅤㅤWell, she won't deny that they certainly are cool..

[fastfists]

Rush the Hedgehog; between myself and @scumbag-the-hedgehog fankid