#screw trevor btw

[giulliadella]

If I had a coin for each time I watched a movie based on a story by Clive Barker where the main heroine strikes a deal with a sexy demon who uses hooks for killing in order to screw up her cheating husband named Trevor, I'd have two coins. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[canonically47]

Dawn of the Final Review

DISVENTURE CAMP: ALL-STARS - THE FINAL REVIEW, AKA: THANK FUCK IT'S OVER!!!

SPOILERS!!! (no duh.)

this is a very long ramble btw. so so long. be aware!

the scene of marcus and nina in the cave was so useless i almost laughed. nina's delivery was so bad i giggled

tom's little shake was so fun, it's too bad the entirety of DSVC is in the same exact total drama style and ever took any fun creative liberties with their animation like those

thank you ONC for making the entirety of ashley's arc revolve around jake and his relationship drama, i totally wasn't interested in learning more about her. that half-assed background story does not make her deeper and in fact makes her appear even more shallow. your priorities are obvious and your treatment of your female characters is disgusting.

yay huntally!! so glad they got development as well! they were so fun for the whole time they argued

"you grew more than anyone here" ONC trying to make us think anyone had a worthy arc is laughable, but ALLY, GROWING AS A PERSON??? BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"i'm sorry for being insufferable sometimes" "sometimes?" realest hunter moment ever

huntessally moment :( this is what we could've had :( fuck you genuinely ONC

ELLIE MOMENT ELLIE MOMENT ELLIE MOMENT IT'S ELLIE IT'S ELLIE TIME OMG I LOVE YOU ELLIE MY BELOVED ELLIE I LOVE YOU ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE

ew ally I MEAN yay ally... ally development moment... this is not at all half-assed or uninteresting...

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO riya having nobody interested

ALEC MOMENT ALEC MOMENT ALEC MOMENT YAYAYAYAYYAYA ALEC ALEC ALEC

jake not choosing tom was fucking HILARIOUS. thank you jake

ewewewewewew why tom ewew ew why the fucking puppy eyes.. you're a grown ass man.... why is ashley entertaining this.. ONC WHY DO YOU FUCKING WRITE LIKE THIS

"why is this the most stressful thing i've ever done?" cuz you're a fucking idiot???

oh the poor patreons that waste their money on this shit :// sorry guys, my condolences again!! <33

this is going to be so historically inaccurate i can feel it

ok strong start, interesting premise

GO TEAM JAKE

i just know they put them in these costumes for fan service... they're so historically inaccurate it hurts like.. actually

YAOI MOMENT??? I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON???????

ONC trying to be hip with the kids is crazy

alellie crumbs omg i miss you dynamic duo

"don't waste your time being my shields" that's...that's their job.....??????????

alec would NOT back down from that

OMG OMGOMGOGMG FIORE FIORE MOMENT FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT I'M CRYING

OMGOMGOMG THE WAY ALEC GRABBED HER I'M GOING TO SOB

"YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED" "okay, now i'm hurt" MY LOVELIESSSSSSS I'M SOBBINGNGNNGNGNG I MISSED THEM SO MUCHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH

i'm ignoring what's happening to continue ranting about them I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHCHCHCHCH

YES ALEC GO KING

FIORE IS AN ICON

THEY'RE BOTH AAAAAAAAAAURHGHGHGHGH

WHAT IF I SOBBEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YESSS GABBY MOMENT GABBY MOMENT I LOVE YOU GABBY GABBY MOMENT

not to be a bitch but this is kind of the most boring finale ever, they're not actively doing anything, they're just trying not to get hit, it's annoying how they're not actually like. having to work for this actively

oh my god riya i will kill you

GABBY NOOOOOOO

i love how the scar is totally inaccurate

OH MY GOD TOM ARE YOU OKAY

jake run tf are you doing

...............oh.

riya you are a MOTHERFUCKER.

GO OFF ELLIE

i fucking love you gabellie

i love how nobody is volunteering to help riya, at least ONC know how hated she has become both in and out of the show

"i just didn't think riya would go out of her way to screw me over" "do you hear yourself?" realest tomjake moment ever

urhghghghgh i just had to say tomjake moment...

EW WHAT WAS THAT SHUSHING...

they're disgusting. not for being gay but for being allo

TREMILY MOMENT!!!

what was that face trevor made lmao they couldn't afford a :3 face or what

ELLIE AND JAKE MOMENT?????

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAA

THEY'RE SO BACK THEY'RE SO BACK THEY'RE SO BACK

yay finally they're actually doing something! we all know jake is winning come on it's kids cartoon logic that the one without the upgrade always wins

GO JAKEEE !!!

OMG BOTH HIS BOYFRIENDS CHEERED ON HIM JAJAKEDEN REAL <333

...aaand he's down. strong... start.......???

alec with his hand on fiore's shoulder :( <3

YAY GO JAKE!!!

the slow-motion looks so goofy lol

YAY JAKE

LMFAO HUNTER WITH THE 😃👍

sorry jake's wheezing is so funny to me

JAKEEE GET UP PLEASE GET UP

MAN FUCK TOM JUST GET UP

i hate how they panned to ashley after that, like yasss tell us her only role was being jake's bff !!!

"friendship speeches" she hates tomjake more than me iconic

FUCK HER UP JAKE

FUCK HER UPPPPP

NO

PLEASE. DO NOT.

.....oh my god.

oh. my god.

they actually did that.

...what the fuck.

jake :(

jake... what the fuck his whining is getting to me fuck i love him so much he's :(((

NOBODY IS HAPPY FOR HER I'M SO GLAD

"another incredible season" yeah sure

ugh whatever at least it's over who cares

oh yay wishley! who the fuck cares.

FIORE AND ALEC HOW I LOVE YOU SO <333

OMGGG LAKE AND JAIDEN <333

man yk what fuck it, i'll be the bigger person and admit tomjake was cute this episode. it doesn't take away from the fact that they fucking sucked all season, but it gives them some points in my mind. maybe in another universe ONC could've actually written them well from start to finish, but for now, i'll take my crumbs and admit i can fid them somewhat cute

not letting go of arospec tom though. never.

sobbing /pos <333333333

crazy how they got three polycules in the same shot woah. huntessally, tomjajakeden & gabgrellie real?!??!?!?!?!!!

they're literally girlfriends

FUCK YES CONNOR

YES STAND YOUR GROUND MY MAN

"i won" "was it worth it?" FUCK. YES. FUCK!! YES!!!!

"have a nice life, riya." THIS IS THE ENDING YOU DESERVE BITCH

HELL YESSS HELL YES HELL YEAH FUCK YES

not even mad she won !!! bc at least they despise her

yay quit i do't want more seasons

why is oliver so pressed

"the producers won't cancel the show if you leave" FUCK.

ughhh trevek again...

HOLY SHIT ROSA MARIA AND SOFIA

OH MY GOD LILL AND NICK??? HELLO??? HELL-FUCKING-O???

OH MY GOD :((( THIS SEGMENT :(((

OWHWUWUWHWHW... HUNTALLY...

TOMJAKE AND MIRIAM...

OH GRETT...

ORUHGHGHGHGHGH FIORE AND ALEC ALEC SHAVED :(( ALEC SHAVED :((((( HE MOVED ON FINALLY

lmao fuck you riya

wanna bet eesha will be in the next season

oh.. the soft piano.... it's........doing something to me......................

THEY PUT TREVEK MISSING TRUMP IN THE CREDITS LMFAOAOOAOAOA

crazy how i've seen like.. all this fanart.... i fw this fandom heavy

JAKEDEN IN THE CREDITS WE WON

JAKEDEN TWICE WE WON FR

sigh. so, it's over! i definitely have a lot of... mixed feelings on this season. as you've noticed if you've kept up with my reviews, i constantly went from loving it, to hating it, to despising it with every fiber of my being, to liking it, to disliking it, and then repeating that cycle numerous times in different orders.

disventure camp: all-stars was definitely bad. sadly, no amount of sweet piano music and decently-written moments will make me forget how much i have become frustrated with this show. i would not recommend this show to anyone purely because of DCAS and its surprisingly bad quality. the writing was inconsistent and messy, the character arcs felt forced and with little to no pay-off, the ships were badly handled, the female characters were always, without fail, put down or cast aside for the male characters, the WLW couple was brushed off for the MLM ones, and so forth.

disventure camp is imperfect in every way, but i will acknowledge the fact that it is made with love (because it's not care that's for sure SORRY, sorry i'll be nice). even though i joke about how i feel bad for the patreons or those that genuinely like it and do not see its flaws, i still find myself attached to this show. i can understand why others would be, too. as a writer, i can never brush past their many, many mistakes, but i will admit they have their good moments.

they have the occasional character that escapes their wrath - jake, for example, was probably the best character this season. i've seen many complain about him because they were unable to let go of their biases, but i genuinely believe he was phenomenal. after spending so much time stuck in the same mindset, he managed to grow as a person. he befriended aiden, he got over & forgave tom, and hey, he got the boy back. their ending also makes me feel hopeful for their spin-off, even though i wish they had never gotten one because there are much more interesting characters worth exploring.

grett's arc was close to being as great as jake's, but ONC cannot really write female characters. i guess they're listening to fresh TV's teachings? she had her moments, but she was held back from true greatness. she deserved to make finale, if not win - but that's maybe biased so i'll just leave it at this lol

we got some fun friendships this season, such as ashley & jake, grett & gabby, connor & alec, and i am trying so hard to be positive right now and ignore that two of them were ruined/not carried out to their full potential because of relationship drama

okay, super positive time, I FUCKING LOVE THAT FIORE AND ALEC MADE UP. OKAY. I WAS STARTING TO LOSE HOPE SO BADLY THAT THE BEAST ALMOST MADE ME INTO A TREE (hi corn are you proud i made a OTGW reference. love u corn) BUT ALAS I CUT MYSELF FREE BECAUSE FUCK YES WE GOT THEM BACK!!! WE GOT THEM BACK!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYY <333 <333 <333

their development was probably the best relationship development in this season and i am SO. HAPPY YOU GUYS. oh my GOD. i missed them SOOO BADLY <333 that last episode REALLY fed us alec & fiore father-daughter nation holy shit i love them

i really wish things were... so, so different this season. i wanted to see actual growth in characters and relationships, less petty drama and more actual strategy, and, you know, for the winner to not be the second-placing person from the second season. that. that was bad. we can all agree that despite everyone hating on her it was bad right. like that. should not have been the ending

i wish some characters hadn't just come back to be vessels for drama. ashley and connor were only there for the development of jake and riya respectively and it kills me how obvious it is. the only reason i dislike ashley is because all she is, is jake's bff who played a small part in getting him with tom. her entire role is just to be there for a gay ship. that SUCKS.

huntessally should've also been a bigger part of the season and have gotten together. i will never not be mad about ONC not giving us the polyamorous rep they kept teasing. because c'mon why confirm them all as mspec and promote them together in social media and pride posts if you just made ally & hunter the couple and not all of them together. i mean sure i'm okay with them being '''just''' friends, not everything has to be romantic & having even MORE allos on this show would've been exhausting but. huntessally :(((

ALEC SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FINALE there i said my bias there it is. also fun fact before DCAS my choice for the winner was actually tom. uh now i don't even like the guy so. yea i wish we had gotten a grett-alec and someone else other than riya finale with alec winning. he deserved it before they ruined him for that tiny bit but it's okay we don't talk about it

the finale gets 7/10 and, overall, DCAS gets a 4/10. not enough decent points to get it the, if you will, passing grade. again, i will never recommend it to anyone ever. i tried to be positive - and truly there are some things i like about this show! all that screaming i did above over gabellie, fiore & alec and so forth was real excitement i promise !! - but it's a fucking trainwreck.

for my sake, i hope i do not watch disventure camp season 4. i'm probably not leaving the fandom indefinitely, i will still lurk and maybe if i get any ideas post some fic fixing this show cuz god knows we need it, but yeah. when season 4 comes out, i'm officially out of the picture. i will hopefully never rewatch the first three seasons and if i do, it should be years in the future when i will have no emotional attachment to the characters and thus not be disappointed by how bad the show is.

sooo i guess i'll still be around for a while but i will NOT be watching any new content ever. for my sake. i hope you can understand if you wanted me to share any thoughts on the spin-offs or such lol

well, this has truly been a journey. i'd be lying if i said i hated every moment of it, but i definitely did not enjoy it for the most part. however, constantly getting asks about the show - and getting to interact with you all over on @disventure-rewrite-takes - has made this so, so fun. i'll be making a separate post on the rewrite takes account about what will happen next to it :)

thank you review anon for the asks, you have been amazing, i really appreciated you coming out every other week and requesting my review, it was so so kind of you <3

thanks to the anons on the rewrite takes blog, i'll get into more detail there when i officially drop the account though, so no sappy stuff juuuust yet but tysm for being a blast you guys!!

and also friendship wins so shoutout corn @cornfields-td-nonsense for being the best and ranting & rambling with me about the episodes, leaving fun asks on the rewrite blog, and just overall putting up with me. i love you man, you're great, and i love exchanging interests, ideas, reviews, and such, roleplaying with you is awesome and i'm so grateful you listen to me yap yap yap like crazy, you're amazing and again i love you !!!!!!

so yay! disventure camp! ....i am so glad it's over holy shit it's a weight off my chest.

we're back in the sanders sides phase and i have no idea how to end this so i'll just do it thomas style no matter how cringe it is IDC HOW CRINGE IT IS!!!!!!!!!! so until next time, take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals, and PEACE OUTTTTTT <33333

[luke-hughes43]

soft launch | luke and stella | insta edit

this is the soft launch for them! this happens shortly after they see each in michigan. so like mid october of 2020

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stellazegras_

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stellazegras_ let's just say...i really love the state of michigan😇

Comments:

lhughes_06 hi.

stellazegras_ hey.

bellamurphy wait what? when did he do it?

stellazegras_ when i went to see him a couple months ago. i'll text you bc trev doesn't know bellamurphy ok baby. you guys are super cute btw😘 stellazegras_ thank you baby🤍

trevorzegras WOAH!

trevorzegras YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!

trevorzegras WHO IS IT?

trevorzegras WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

trevorzegras WHAT IS GOING ON?

jackhughes:would you relax? i'm sure stella will explain. stellazegras_ don't get you're hopes up. 

jackhughes baby zegras is all grown up.

stellazegras_ stop calling me that. jackhughes never😈

_quinnhughes very cute stella.

stellazegras_ thank you quinn!

_alexturcotte well this is new.

colecaufield oh?

jamiedrysdale i think you just killed trevor. 

stellazegras_ he deserves it. 

elblue6 so cute stella. come by anytime you'd like.

stellazegras_ thank you so much ellen!💞 _quinnhughes interesting... stellazegras_ SHUT UP QUINN! _quinnhughes i wasn't gonna say anything.

cassie.hughes6 awwwww

stellazegras_ isn't he so sweet? cassie.hughes6 that's a stretch but you guys are cute! lhughes_06 that's mean cas, i am sweet cassie.hughes6 maybe to her but definitely not to me. lhughes_06 you're my baby sister, i don't have to be sweet. i just have to make sure nothing happens to you. there's a difference cassie.hughes6 asshole

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lhughes_06

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lhughes_06 my best girl🫶🏻

Comments:

stellazegras_ hey.

lhughes_06 hi.

dylanduke25 WHO? WHAT? WHEN?

lhughes_06 i'm not telling you anything bc you have loose lips.

trevorzegras lukey boy has game😉

jackhughes sick moves lil bro.

_quinnhughes i swear to god you guys are so stupid trevorzegras jackhughes lhughes_06 don't your dare. you promised. _quinnhughes i'm not gonna say anything i promise. jackhughes what? trevorzegras i'm confused. _quinnhughes good. lhughes_06 good. _quinnhughes you picked a good one moose. hold onto her. jackhughes you know who she is? _quinnhughes of course i do. i know everything.

_alexturcotte interesting... colecaufield you thinking what i'm thinking?

colecaufield: totally. how long until he figures it out? _alexturcotte: at least a month.  colecaufield: totally. trevorzegras: what are you guys even talking about? _alexturcotte: nothing. colecaufield: don't worry about it.

cassie.hughes6 cuties. don't screw this up, she's the closest thing i have to a sister and i will not let you ruin that

lhughes_06 you're mean. i'm not gonna screw it up. i'm in love with her. stellazegras_ YOU'RE WHAT? lhughes_06 ... cassie.hughes6 and that's my que... jackhughes CASSIE GETS TO KNOW AND I DON'T? _quinnhughes this is exactly why you don't know. bc you act like this

elblue6 you treat her right luke or so help me god. bring her by more often please. 

lhughes_06 i will mom, i promise. jackhughes so mom, dad, quinn, and cassie get to know but i don't?🥺 lhughes_06 you have loose lips. jackhughes what? no i don't! i'm offended. lhughes_06 good, you should be.

[singinprincess]

3, 7, 14, 15, 20, 26, 27

3. favourite character moment where they did something you wouldn’t have done

all the times Regina Mills killed a man 😂

7. unpopular ship/s you like?

Too many of my ships are unpopular, tbh. Alex/Astra (Supergirl), Olivia Benson/David Haden (SVU), Olivia Benson/Trevor Langan (SVU), Caitlin Snow/Cisco Ramon (The Flash), Denna/Dennee (Legend of the Seeker), the list goes on...

14. favourite genres to read or watch?

I already said crime in a previous ask. I also love comedy and musicals.

15. hot fandom take?

My hot fandom take is that Regina Mills was single in the OUaT finale, because she was destined to meet Olivia Benson. They're married now btw.

20. least favourite actor?

I listed some in a previous ask, but have some more: steve carell, that sherlock dude cucumberpants or whatever, tatiana maslany, megan fox, that cricket dude on chicago med...

26. moment where you think the fandom did a a character dirty?

Oh, this is interesting, cause like, are we talking the writers/show did them dirty, or the actual fans? Like, Supergirl did Kara dirty by the entire Mon-El thing, they also killed my beloved Astra and recast Alura in the stupidest way possible (I'm bitter). Charmed screwed us over by killing off Prue. Like we can't have nice things. Fans killed my desire to engage in fandom and my ability to enjoy watching OUaT... until a few years later where I rewatched the show and thoroughly enjoyed it. idk. I'm sure there are more specific things, but I'm currently in a good place with my current fandoms so I won't complain.

27. something people get wrong about a particular culture and how would you know?

There are many serious things that people get wrong about my culture. I won't be posting them publicly though.

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[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

CBS Ghosts - Hello! - The Game Has Begun!

Warning Spoilers May Appear.

First question - how do they decide who does what when? Why Pete first? Did he introduce himself? Also, why not Isaac? Why not Trevor?

I'm surprised Pete's so gung-ho about this.

Like clearly Sam's struggling, and he's just like "I got the silent treatment all the time - so I got this."

Why, Pete? It's weird because he's TYPICALLY the one that's called 'a saint of a man' and 'the best of all of us' and 'the most pure and innocent', but he's literally helping to torture Sam here. It paints him in a shade of gray that I really like. Because there HAS to be a reason that he stayed as a ghost and honestly, he's the hardest one to figure out WHY he's staying. For everyone else it seems a little more certain. Although ... nah, I'll get to that later.

What's also interesting is what we learn in just two sentences.

He was married for 16 years. His marriage was bad - especially if he was used to the silent treatment. And he's gleeful about bothering Sam, who just wants to live her life.

LMAO - Thor's contribution is to just yell "death to you" from a closet - wow, Thor. Wow. Maybe he figured that his curse would be enough?

BTW that would scared the crap out of me for sure. I'm terrified of things popping out at me.

Okay, let me get this straight. Jay knows what's going on and asks "is it getting better" and she says "no" and his SOLUTION is to go to sleep?

Jay, what the hell? "I'm sure it'll be better tomorrow - will it, Jay? Will it?"

You're not being helpful, Jay - you're lucky you're amazing otherwise.

Also, Alberta is STILL going on about her murder and this actually pretty funny considering. Do ya'll think that when she first died, she ran through her suspects with the other ghosts? Do you think she talked about it nonstop? Do you think she WANTS to be murdered PURELY because she was trying to deal with her death? I think so.

Wonder how Hetty felt about that.

No wonder the other ghosts are just like "ugh." They're just like over it.

Alberta, don't you sleep?

Also, imagine laying in bed, trying to sleep and just listening to this woman - the only one to introduce herself as far as we know - just gleefully talking about her murder and how she was cheating with some woman's man but that can't be the reason she was murdered because she didn't know so it doesn't count.

This makes me feel less bad about her boytoy cheating on her because she cheated, too. Of course, given her murderer... I do feel bad again.

On the other hand, I love how she's just like "it doesn't count" - lmao, Alberta. It still counts, I promise.

Okay this is the STUFF OF NIGHTMARES.

I constantly freak out about finding someone suddenly in my room while I'm sleeping. Especially right when I wake up and especially when I've sleep paralysis and can't move. Anyway, you suck, Sass.

Screw the gasp, I would've started Screaming and I wouldn't have stopped.

Okay, Sass. If you really think that this is 'scary', WHY are you doing it? And can you imagine waking up and not being able to go to the bathroom since he followed her in there for toothbrushing? Also, did Sam CHANGE in front of Sass? Or did she ask him to leave her alone for five minutes? I need to know.

Also, we learn about Sass here - he hates and thinks being a ghost for Eternity sucks. Which makes sense because it's been over 500 years (the flashback in his episode later on shows a 1513 date).

He also lives for some kind of entertainment. Hence telling Sam about the drama he creates. It's pretty funny actually and I kind of love it. Drama king!

And he's very aware. "I will take to my grave - which will never come - hence why I'm bothering you."

Sam just walks away.

Poor Sam - I'm surprised she doesn't insist on going to a hotel or something. I would.

Feel free to chat :)

[novemberdevils]

This is me writing this while waiting for quali to start but it would probably be a mixture between quali,puck drop and intermission thoughts.

ONTO ROUND FOUR WE GO!!, younger brother being a bother to the older is the best thing-I say this as the youngest who have probably annoyed everyone but wasnt allowed to be hit simply because im the youngest-, jack after the mess of Bahrain I would be surprised if they didnt kill you and put you on the Maranello wall as warning to everyone else, the way jack and nico fucking message each other on instagram when they don’t follow each other is so funny and so them, but like nico really sending a number just like this? If I was jack I wouldve thought that you were hacked; but no nico saying oh my room number you so we can make out and fuck and ruin each other’s life, but the mention of the grouo chat is hilarious and subtle, btw how on earth does nico always know what hotel jack is in? Like I knew he was in love but this feels over the top Mr.Hischier explain yourself.

does Nico think I’m attractive? Jack has never seen himself in a mirror confirmed, I LOVE the over cautious jack vs nonchalant nico it’s the best, I need to know why are those always pushing each other against doors? It’s becoming a pattern they might as well propose and get married by pushing the other against a door, oh nico calling jack a good boy and suddenly jack melted to the ground and there is sighting of him ever again, omg nico dont go around guessing peoples kinks but I can excuse you because jack might as well have been wearing a glowing light that said praise kink it would be more subtle, kudos to you for writing their Scenes so well!! The flow of it feels so good and right and doesn’t feel like it came out of nowhere, nico making jack realising that his neck is sensitive because everyone who jack has been with didnt take the time to realise what makes jack tick and it’s everything that nico cares about what makes jack tick so jack should NOT realise this because he will have a major breakdown, jack my god stop being an idiot and overthinking shit not everything is a way to screw you over; you are making me question what I think is true so stop it, I need that whole scene with a nico pov because I need to know what he thinks when ha had jack just like this in his arms getting to do what he wanted and know that jack was giving him this part lf himself?? Like they are SOOOO!!!! They don’t talk about it. And that’s alright; they never do. You actually should fucking talk about everything but yeah you two idiots boys would rather day than actually doing it.

Okay and now we start with the game!! Down below would be my puck drop and intermission thoughts-if I dont fall asleep on the couch so stay tuned-

Jack ending up with an array of hickieys is so funny to me and the fact that it was a Ferrari challenge filming day adds to chaos, HISCHIER. IT’S NOT RED BULL, IT’S HISCHIER. Embarrassing behaviour, why are those two so embarrassing like you can act normal dont be weird about each other, like forgetting to press your floor?? Get it together boys please, omg jack not being able to sleep abd thinking oh I should go to nico?? Like babe think about this why would you feel like you would go to someone else’s place when you cant sleep? But I mean at least he ended up sleeping on his own so no embarrassing behaviour for once.

 Definitely not a patch of skin that Nico Hischier spent an unnecessary amount of time mouthing at on Wednesday night. That would be crazy. Oh totally crazy how could someone think like this, oh jack thinking he shiuld go to nico after everything finishes so he can give him bites or do you think he would give him hickeys?, nico making jack deal with his bites while he laughs from the sidelines hilarious move by him, “Is he kissing you again?” Please please make jack call him after ch3 I NEED the reaction from trevor, their conversation is so funny I cant with jack he sounds so much like one of my friends and it’s so funny to me 😂, i can’t be the only one who thinks h*ghes is being obnoxious this season like he doesn’t care about ferrari AT ALL. maybe he should just go to rb at this point jase it would be either me or you who would stay alive at the end of this fic and im betting on me, A FERRARI FRONT ROW LOCKOUT YAYY!!, nico is happy that sassy jack is getting his deserved time outside of his room and is so proud of his bf being a bitch to the media, nico is making jack realising that there is more to life than being traumatised by Ferrari and I love that about him, ok im happy that nico won but my Ferrari 1-2 my heart is broken but A NICO WIN!! And jack a p3 oops it would get better-right?-.

Okay puck dropped so the rest would be intermission thoughts as long as I dont fall asleep.

I love the dynamic between them behind close doors the way they fall back on those dynamics even if they dont know what those dynamics mesn-at least jack doesnt I have no idea about nico-, god jack realising that nico gives him the same feeling when he inside the car like wow they would think like this and say worse to the media but god forbid they talk about anything, jack should invest in those blankets that are heavy I forgot what they are called but if he wants nico’s body on top of him I mean same but still he should Invest in one, “AND YEAH, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FINALLY WIN A HOME RACE.” Please let him win one I promise not to kill jase if you ket him win.

I fell asleep and woke up with the scream when they scored so here it is and ch3 would get a LONG comment be prepared!!

hello i am finally here to answer this one. my bad

i too am a younger sibling and that is Definitely where i get a lot of how i write siblings from lmao. jack loves to cause a problem... well he himself does not actually love it very much but he is definitely always causing a problem as it goes. he gets in front of the media and he Says Things. very unfortunate for him i think

and i think it's hilarious. it is also a very intentional choice from a Narrative perspective, that they're speaking on a platform they have no public connection on. everything is very Not Happening. also maybe somehow in jack's head he thinks that makes it all not real -- he is very dedicated to the belief that none of this is real -- even if nico initially chose to reach out to him that way simply because he didn't really know how else to do it. they are also putting a lot of trust in all the social media people who totally have access to their instagram accounts to not just open their messages. oopsies let's pretend i didn't just open that plothole until i decide if i want to actually do something with it

nico is a stalker. not really but also yes really. not intentionally. in my head he'll like see jack walking in or out of the hotel at some point early in the weekend and be like Oh we're in the same hotel. or he just sees a ferrari anybody around and assumes jack must be around too. maybe one day he will be wrong!

nico totally thinks he's attractive. but jack is a dumb idiot

they do love pushing each other against a door... and even as i've been reading back through imola (for editing reasons) they do in fact continue doing it. it's mostly for the fact that they keep talking in entryways (and denied going any deeper into any hotel room until miami iirc) but i could probably talk out of my ass about some Narratives if i really wanted to. read into it or don't

inertia!jack and the world's most unsubtle praise kink. he's busy. and thank you! i try very hard and i do enjoy writing their scenes a lot. i have a lot of nonsense going on in my head at all times for it like i have Plans and Ideas don't even get me started. and yeah jack is busy discovering all these things about himself with the aid of his active title rival and refusing to pay much attention to it. like oh wow maybe i want nico to hold me down in a way that means i cannot move at all anymore huh how silly... anyways let's not analyze that! then he goes to bed. zzzzz

THEY'LL TALK ABOUT IT EVENTUALLY! eventually.......

jack is the world's biggest idiot. and i have too much fun writing about hickeys. and now that i've started it i cannot stop it. and dw jack will continue being embarassing like that... he is fr like do not get it twisted my ass is nawt fighting perez for shit. it's nico or noting man

trevor is really doing the most. pour one out for trevor. writing him is so funny though this is a Very far away race from where i stand rn but i cannot wait to write austin... insert trevor as an in-person character again... also. Things. i'm doing Things. don't worry about it

and hey jack has 3 home races that is 3 opportunities to win one of them!!!! i do already have every single finishing position for every single race for both jack and nico mapped out on my spreadsheet (so i could watch their championship points) and that is about the most outline i am working off of. everything else is just straight Vibes. trust the process

[karlajoyner]

Stressed Out (Sunset Curve x Reader)

A/n: So starting off I've made a master list that I'm posting real soon for you all to access my stories without the scrolling. In order to post it I have to update my post about my requests/taglist and soon because I do get a lot on that comments that ask for more Charlie or more Owen and I wanna give you guys that but I also wanna make sure that I get through the requests that you guys send me with plots and storylines. It just makes it like a thousand times easier to have something to work off of. Opposed to me coming up with my own storylines that I have to do a lot of reading on my own to get my gears working! But again thank you guys for the comments! And finally I wanna say thank you for sending in your requests and your feed back. It is much appreciated!

Disclaimer: Alex is bi in this one not taking away from the fact that he's gay in the show it just runs best for this storyline! There is no Bobby btw! Haven’t written a foursome with 3 guys before so it might suck ass. And it’s not much but it’s something so enjoy my fellow fantoms!

Warnings: Smut (18+)

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I internally groaned walking into school. I wasn't the worst student. But by far I certainly was not the best. Which is why I had a reputation since I first arrived to high school.

That and I was in a band with 3 of my best friends. Who all happened to be guys. Hot guys at that.

Which automatically made me the schools slut. It was fine with me but the boys didn't like the label.

No matter how true it was.

"Hey y/n heard you gave Mike Dawson a blowjob this weekend. Just when I thought you couldn't be anymore of a slut"

"Mind your fucking business Hayley" I heard a familiar voice speak up for me. A smirk spreading on my face as I felt an arm wrap around my shoulder.

"Did she come to you right after Patterson? What's it like to be her sloppy seconds?" Hayley Becker spoke with a wicked evil smirk plastered on her face.

"Fucking amazing actually. God the long nights we have. It's so great" I heard another familiar voice from my left. A large hand intertwining my fingers with theirs. She rolled her eyes clearly not expecting my boys to speak up for me. But then again neither was I.

"Slut"

"Skank"

"Whore"

"Bitch" I spoke as the bell rang.

"Just watch your back y/l/n" She said before turning around and walking away.

"She will!" Reggie shouted after the dark haired girl. The three of us expectantly looking at our bandmate.

"What? I didn't even get to tell her we would too" I sighed shaking my head at the boy.

"Thanks for sticking up for me guys but I can do that myself"

"We know. But your our girl. And apart of this band so we're kinda obligated" Alex spoke as the four of us walked to first period.

"Your really not"

"Come on y/n you know we're still gonna do it"

"I know and I only let you today cause I can't deal with that bitch at this time of day. I mean seriously it's 8:00 o'clock in the morning. Does she not have anything better to do than spread rumors about me?"

"Apparently not. So you and Jake Mills behind the church?" Reggie asked.

"Didn't happen considering I was with you idiots all weekend. You know your the only guys I touch" I bit my lip hearing the three of them chuckle.

"Yeah well it better stay that way. I don't wanna hear Trevor O'Connor bragging about banging you in the boys locker room again"

"Schools golden boy?" I questioned.

"He tried starting the rumor yesterday during p.e but we quickly shut it down" Reggie explained as I stopped a few feet away from the science room to continue talking.

"So Hayleys boyfriend wants to bang me? Wow"

"Yeah but don't even fucking thing about" Luke said pushing me up against the lockers beside us.

"I wasn't. Unless you guys piss me off" I grinned pushing him off of me. Opening the door a few feet away and walking in.

"Gentlemen. And Ms. y/l/n. Your late"

"Sorry Mrs. Daniels we had to deal with something"

"And did this something give you tardy passes"

"It did not"

"Detention. All of you"

"That's nothing new to them Mrs. Daniels"

"Shut the fuck up Hayley" I scoffed taking my seat beside Alex.

"Ladies stop it before I send you to the principal"

"Yes Mrs. Daniels" Hayley and I spoke in sync.

"I can't believe Luke dated her" I whispered towards Alex glaring at the blonde bimbo.

"Jealous?"

"Why would I be? I already have him. And I could have her boyfriend too if I wanted him" I said taking down the notes on the board.

"Mrs. Daniels I can't focus on the lesson because they're distracting me with their talking" Hayley spoke pointing an accusing finger at us.

"We are not!" I shouted sitting up.

"Yes you are probably talking about who your gonna whore around with next"

"Yeah it's your boyfriend if you don't check yourself Hayley"

"Trevor would never do that!"

"I'm pretty sure he would"

"Ladies principal office right now" I scoffed standing up.

"Wait!" Luke shouted standing up. Everyone's heads whipping toward him. He made his way over to me groping my left boob.

I scowled at how hard he squeezed glaring at him.

"Dickhead" I muttered.

"Mr. Patterson! You too principals office" We looked at the other two boys expectantly. Alex immediately rolling his eyes before standing up.

"We could do this the easy way or the hard way Mrs. Daniels"

"If she goes we go"

"I cannot send you two away for absolutely no reason Reginald" Mrs. Daniels spoke challenging the boys.

I close my eyes preparing myself for what came next. Alex was quick to slap my ass while Reggie pulled me in for a sweet kiss. Immediately earning gasps from my classmates.

"Now I can do it. Office all of you! And detention today after school!"

I groaned walking out of the principals office with my bandmates.

"Detention for 3 weeks. Seriously?"

"To make it worse we have to spend 2 of those with Hayley" I spoke seeing the blonde talking with Trevor just a few feet away. Being sure to send them a harsh glare, I finally turned back to the boys.

"Hey you'll be with us everything's gonna be fine" Reggie said throwing an arm around my shoulder leading me away to our next period. That we conveniently had together.

"No it won't. I also have to chaperone the stupid homecoming with Hayley" I cried wanting nothing more than for the day to be done for.

That afternoon we spent in detention not leaving until late afternoon. Due to the fact that my detention went on longer than the boys.

I walked into the studio behind Luke not really in the mood to practice.

"What's wrong y/n/n? You seem down" Reggie asked as I plopped back onto the couch.

"I'm just tired is all. And a little stressed out"

"But we've gotta practice baby, for our next gig. Sunset Curves so gonna rock that book club" Luke said picking up his six string. I watched as Alex and Reggie sent him a glare, the boy immediately putting it back down.

"Or we could take a day off" He spoke coming to sit to my left while Reggie was on my right.

"That sounds amazing" I mumbled feeling Alex begin to massage my shoulders from behind. I craned my neck allowing him more access. Now feeling a little more relaxed than before.

"So tell us y/n/n why are you stressed out?" Luke asked as I shut my eyes.

"Well for starters I'm so gonna get my ass beat when I get home" I sighed feeling Reggie begin to rub my arm to comfort me. Something he did often with how anxious I got.

"And there's just nothing I want to do more than run your ex girlfriend over with a bulldozer" I mumbled hearing a chuckle escape their lips.

"Sounds like a plan" Alex said as Luke intertwined our fingers.

"We'll make a day out of it. Just us four and a bulldozer" He joked making me giggle. The laugh got caught in my throat as I felt a soft kiss on the side of my neck.

"Seriously guys? Not today. No way" I spoke opening my eyes.

"We just wanna help you relax"

"That's what you said last time. I couldn't walk right for 2 days" I mumbled the last part.

"We'll be gentle" Reggie spoke.

"I know you will Reg. It's them I'm worried about" I spoke earning a pointed look from Alex.

"Okay Luke"

"Am I that rough?" He asked a frown forming on his face.

"Sometimes" I admitted feeling a little bad.

"Gee I'm sorry baby" Luke spoke kissing the back of my hand.

"It's okay. I like it when I'm in the mood" I said watching as Alex walked around the couch.

"Well then boys why don't we help our girl relax for today" Alex said bending down in front of me. I bit my lip as he spread my legs open feeling a slight breeze hit my covered core.

"Well there's no need for your skirt or these" Alex spoke toying with the waistbands of both my skirt and panties.

I shimmied out of them with ease leaving me exposed to my best friends like I'd been many times before.

"She just gets prettier every time"

"And wetter"

"Mind if I taste baby?" Luke asked. I nodded my head, watching as he dipped his long fingers in between my folds. Moaning as he pulled them back up to see them glistening with my cum.

"So good" He whispered putting them in his mouth.

"Okay I want a taste now" Alex said opening my legs a little wider.

"Guys. A little help" I huffed as Luke and Reggie hooked themselves on each of my thighs to keep me still.

"Please" I begged getting more turned on by the second. The blonde didn't hesitate to latch onto my core. A loud moan escaping my lips.

"Oh fuck" I struggled to keep still as he moved his tongue skillfully through my folds. Lapping it inside and out as moans fell from my lips.

I whimpered as Reggie slowly began to rub my clit making the pleasure intensify.

"Use y-you're f-fingers" I mustered out Alex obeying my request sticking two fingers in my wet pussy. Picking up the pace. My eyes screwed shut as a familiar feeling of bliss coursed through me.

"Look at me baby" Luke muttered turning my head to look at him with his free hand. I opened my eyes looking into his blue ones covered with complete lust.

He was quick to smash his lips onto mine as the other two worked on building up my orgasm. Which wasn't far at the pace Alex was working on me.

"Holy shit!" I panted pulling away and throwing my head back at the amazing sensation of my orgasm hitting.

"You squirted princess" Alex grinned wiping away the liquids dribbling down his chin. I giggled at his swollen pink lips placing a quick peck to them.

"What now baby?" Luke asked rubbing his hand on my thigh.

I looked at the three boys before discarding any remaining clothes I had left. Watching as their eyes raked me up and down like many times before.

"Reg can you just fuck me today. I really need gentle" I begged as his cheeks turned bright red whenever I asked him to do something. Whether it was sexual or not.

"Sure beautiful" He smiled lopsidedly pushing his lips onto mine.

I sighed in content as he pushed me down on the couch. My head landing on Luke's lap giving me a little leverage.

"She's something else" Alex spoke to no one in particular.

"Your telling me" Reggie panted pulling away to undo his belt and jeans. I bit my lip looking up at the boy with the blue eyes. Who no surprise had a smirk plastered on his face.

"Condom" I heard Alex say presumably to Reggie. But I was too entrance in Luke's gaze wanting to include him. Upon hearing a ripping of a package I glance back at the boy who was hovering above me.

"I can do something for you after if you want" I bit my lip speaking towards Luke.

"It's okay baby. It's about you today" He said moving his hand down from my collarbone to my boob.

Reggie and I moaned simultaneously as he slowly entered me. Immediately stretching me out.

"So tight" He muttered beginning to move at a steady pace.

A squeal escaping my lips as Luke pinched my nipples paying close attention to each of them. He'd always been a boob guy.

I pulled Reggie down towards me our lips meeting in the middle as his speed began to increase.

Then there they were again. Fingers were now rubbing circles on my clit presumably Alex's sending my body into pure ecstasy.

I moaned loudly into Reggies mouth as I felt myself my inner walls clench around him. Earning a groan from the bassist. His thrust becoming more sloppy.

"Shit. Shit. Oh fuck" He cursed as his orgasm hit. Mine coming seconds after.

"Holy fuck Reg" I panted coming down from my high.

"That was pretty fucking hot princess" Alex spoke as Reggie got off of me to go throw away the condom.

"I try" I joked sitting up. Luke immediately removing his muscle tee and handing it to me.

"You do know this isn't gonna cover much up right?" I questioned him putting it on anyway.

"Who said we wanted you to cover up baby" He said pulling me under his arm. I sighed contently placing my hands on his bare torso.

"Anyways Reg why don't you go run her a bath inside the house" Alex suggested throwing me my panties that had been thrown onto the lazy boy.

"Got it!" Reggie said coming over and placing a chaste kiss to my lips before running out of the garage.

"I get to clean her up in the shower. Called it" Luke said as Alex wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Just as long as I get to put her to bed"

"Guys I've orgasmed twice today give me a break"

"Are you feeling more relaxed princess?"

Alex asked grinning at me.

"Much. Now if we could do that consistently for the next 2 weeks then I might be able to get through detention with Hayley without ripping her head off" I spoke earning a laugh from the two boys. Both of them knowing well that I wasn't joking.

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Up Next: Carrie Wilson x Reader

Owen Patrick Joyner x Reader

Charlie Gillespie x Reader

Alex x Male Reader

Luke Patterson x Reader

Charlie Gillespie x Reader

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[sunshine-stars]

This is very much me projecting but: imagine Bobby with a severe stutter and social anxiety.

When he was in sunset curve Luke, Reggie, and Alex were always there for him and were very patient, but not a lot of people were. He and Alex bonded over their anxieties. Bobby used music and singing and writing as an outlet and to express himself. He was able to manage it pretty well by the night of the Orpheum (shown by him flirting with Rose). But then Luke, Reggie, and Alex all died and he spiralled. His stutter got so bad again that he could barely get a word out and being expected to talk to anyone sent him into a really bad anxiety attack. It got a bit better a couple years later and he performed at a club. A record label was there and signed him. He wanted to give credit to Alex, Luke, and Reggie, but the company was evil and screwed him over and he was only like 19. He changed his name to Trevor because it was easier to say. Over the years he was able to manage it better, but it was never perfect. He cried when he had Carrie and she didn’t have a stutter because he couldn’t imagine her having to go through all that. He sees Alex, Luke, and Reggie again and it comes back with a vengeance. (My stutter is always wayyyyy worse whenever feeling strong negative emotions.) Carrie is confused because she knows that her Dad stutters more than the average person, especially around certain dates, but she thought it was just a nervous thing.

I have soooooooo many more thoughts about this. Please interact and tell me how you feel about it. Btw everything is based on my experiences with a very severe stutter and social anxiety.

[valeriemperez]

[1]I tried to send an ask yesterday but Tumblr must have eaten it or something..I just listened to the podcast and you bring up some interesting points, like the writers' possible sexism in not letting Kara be the subject of her love story and turning her into the object. Although it's interesting that they've done the same thing to Oliver, who is a man and was the object of Felicity's crush. It's also interesting how the audience reacted to Ol*city vs Kar*lsen. The former is/was a fan favorite

[2]while the latter wasn’t. Apart from the race issues, do you think it’s bc Kara is not “nerdy” enough to identify with? Or bc she’s the “powerful” one in the couple which makes James less of a “prize”? I also found out that there’s enough overlapping with O/F fans, Sp*llen fans and SB fans. It’s interesting that all those ships started out with a “nerdy” awkward woman who is more interested in the hero than he’s in her. That happens despite the “opposites do attract” parallels with O/F and WA

The interesting thing about Kara not being a nerd in the way that Felicity or any of the STEM girls are is that you’ll notice fans who want to pair her with Barry will act like she has “so much in common” with him even though she explicitly isn’t interested in science. So I don’t think it would stop people from identifying with her if they chose to.

And yet I think you’re onto something with Kara being the more powerful one in the relationship. She’s the superhero of the two, but she’s a woman, so they wound up bringing in a being as powerful as her. It reminds me a little of Wonder Woman, whose ship is sweet bean Steve Trevor… And yet in the comics they never reached the level of Clark/Lois or even Bruce/Selina, Wally/Linda and Barry/Iris. Instead they tried to play around and stick her with… You guessed it, Superman, who is as powerful as her.

As for Oliver/Felicity, part of the backlash towards the ship is from people who feel like she took over the show. And that’s possibly coming from the feeling that she’s the one who “pursued” him and it took work for him to fall for her, if that makes sense. Doesn’t make those feelings right, but it’s probably there.

Thanks for the feeback btw! Sorry I’m days late.

The part in 2x09 where Iris told Barry “I’m so happy for you….Truly” would have been a callback to when she was jealous of Barry and Linda’s relationship. But the writers never dove into that, because everyone was busy with their lives while it seemed like Iris was dealing with shit alone. Then again, I guess CP was happy about that, because she didn’t want women fighting over a man on the show.

I think it was a subtle callback, but I agree that the writers didn’t want to make it explicit because they were trying to give Iris a break from catfights haha. But it would have been nice to see Barry being there for Iris even when she wasn’t jealous, alas!

Do you think they could’ve had Barry and Patty break up in a way that would NOT have him looking like the bad guy IF he told her he was The Flash? I think he would have looked really bad if he went to E2 and kissed E2 Iris. It was clear that he was shocked the first time E2 Iris kissed him, but after that he was completely on board with kissing her and he didn’t seem to feel bad about it lol. Also, I think he would’ve done that whether he was dating Patty or not.

Honestly, no. Barry was already less invested in Patty, so any way they broke up was going to have to show that he was the “bad guy.” Not that I really think he was, he just wasn’t as serious about it as she was. The only way to have her leave him is for him to have actually been in love with her and her to decide she couldn’t handle his Flash life. And even though I thought it might go that route, because I was prepared for horrors, I’m so glad it never did. 

And I totally agree with you, he would have forgotten Patty’s name the second E2 Iris kissed him even if they were still together.

What is the exact breakdown of season a vs season b on the flash? Is it before the Christmas episode and then after it returns? Or the first 12, then the back 11? I’ve always wondered, lol

There isn’t a specific breakdown, because we are assigning those numbers and not the show or network. But the winter hiatus is what differentiates A from B, so technically 1-9 is A and 12- 23 is B.

WA being more popular than SB and B/P is what counts. It bothers me is that O/F are using trends to prove that their ship is “superior” though. Popular and good are not synonyms. They are not celebrating racism but they are blind to it. I remember a O/F stating that if WA fans are not sure their ship is endgame it’s bc they know they don’t have chemistry while the concerned WA fans were coming from a race standpoint and had already seen enough WoC getting screwed over for WW. It made me cringe.

Yeah, popular does not mean good and vice versa. That’s the thing, of course not everyone has to like WA or see the chemistry. But we know one of the reasons certain people struggle with it is precisely because they’re conditioned to not see a woman like Iris as inherently worthy of love. It’s sad but true, and there shouldn’t be a problem acknowledging that.

That google info that they have is dubious at best. I think downloads of Flash & ratings of Flash & Arrow would be much more accurate. These internet trend #s are too easily manipulated. Also, Flash is CW’s #1 show not in spite of Candice but in large part because of her. It needs to be characterized that way forcefully. W/out her & the Wests a lot of people would not have watched in the first place. Flash over indexes with African Americans. I bet much of that is the difference in ratings.

Even though Arrow appears to have a larger international fanbase, and thus their ships are more popular online, Flash is consistently in the top 5 or 10 of pirated shows. So yeah, we are winning in that regard. And it’s not just black viewers that Flash over-indexes with - it has more Latino viewers than any CW show other than JTV!

[junker-town]

The 9 dumbest mistakes from NFL Week 12, ranked

Photo by Amy Lemus/NurPhoto via Getty Images

Almost everyone was sluggish in an ugly week in the NFL. But no one screwed up worse than Jason Garrett (again).

No one really wants to work hard this week. Thanksgiving — a perfect holiday that marries football, food, family, and online shopping — is mere days away. We are all just skating until Wednesday afternoon gets here and we peace out a few hours early to try to beat the traffic (spoiler: we will not).

That pre-holiday restlessness extends to the football field, apparently. Many teams, players, coaches, and officials looked entirely unenthused to be working this Sunday, because it showed in ugly game after ugly game.

Week 12 was summed up most accurately by the Patriots’ 13-9 win over the Cowboys. What should have been an exciting matchup between two of the most popular (and hated) teams in the NFL turned into a rain-soaked slopfest. The offense was at a minimum, the only real highlight came via a blocked punt, the refs decided to call two BS tripping penalties that confused everyone, and Jason Garrett’s decision-making might’ve earned himself a one-way ticket to New York.

(Oops, we might’ve spoiled the top spot on this week’s rankings. What can we say? We’re ready for Thanksgiving too.)

On that note, here’s a lazy bit of transition to bring you the nine dumbest mistakes from Week 12:

9. Mike Glennon fumbled twice in three snaps during garbage time

The Raiders got blown out by the Jets 34-3, and things got so bad that head coach Jon Gruden surrendered in the third quarter when he benched Derek Carr. That’s when backup Mike Glennon came into the game and promptly fumbled two times ... in the first three snaps:

Raiders QB Mike Glennon has trouble with the snap pic.twitter.com/FKsQkqPC2B

— Main Team (@MainTeamSports) November 24, 2019

Glennon stayed in for the rest of the game. He completed 4 of 7 passes for just 20 yards. His longest of five drives gained just 15 yards. He led the Raiders to exactly zero points. That’s the peak Mike Glennon experience right there.

8. The Packers keep going backward returning punts

Nothing much went right for the Packers in a 37-8 loss to the 49ers, especially on offense. The 49ers’ pass rush bullied the Green Bay offensive line. Aaron Rodgers was sacked five times, fumbled once, and put up a Blake Bortles-like stat line.

But don’t let that distract you from how bad their punt return game has been. Tremon Smith returned two punts for a grand total of -3 yards. That’s not great, but it’s even worse when you realize it’s been that way the entire season:

UPDATE: The Packers now have NEGATIVE 11 punt return yards on the ENTIRE SEASON.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) November 25, 2019

The Packers are approaching historically inept levels with their punt return game. The 1965 Cardinals own the record for fewest punt returns yards in a season with 27, which is at least, y’know, a positive number.

So is the number of punt return yards Trevor Davis has with the Raiders this season: 108. The Packers traded him to Oakland in September, btw.

7. This terrible Mitchell Trubisky throw resulted in a pick, naturally

It hadn’t been a great week for Trubisky — season, really, but let’s just focus on this week. He was benched late in a loss to the Rams in Week 11, supposedly because of the hip injury he’s dealing with, even if everyone believes it was because he was stinking it up on the field.

Still, Trubisky mostly played better Sunday against the Giants. The Bears were up 19-7 in the fourth quarter and had a chance to add to their lead. That’s when he reverted back to his worst form and chucked the ball downfield right into the hands of Julian Love.

Julian Love!!! Guy had a rough week in his personal life. Getting his first real reps this week and his first NFL interception!! pic.twitter.com/9DKp2gYaIc

— Bobby Skinner (@BobbySkinner_) November 24, 2019

The Bears’ defense saved Trubisky and didn’t let the Giants score off of this turnover, at least. But it was his second pick of the game — the first came in the red zone — and the kind of terribly ill-advised throw that makes it easy to start picturing any number of veteran quarterbacks in a Bears uniform next season.

6. A Raiders stop turned into a Jets TD due to an awful roughing penalty

Oakland forced the Jets into a third-and-16 from the Raiders’ 20-yard line after Maxx Crosby picked up a clutch sack of Sam Darnold — or so the team thought. But Maurice Hurst’s dogged pursuit of the New York quarterback was ruled too violent for the back judge, even though nothing about his clean-up tackle seemed excessive.

One of the worst roughing the passer calls you’ll see. Probably cost Raiders four points. pic.twitter.com/Bu59Zd9Epd

— Dan Hanzus (@DanHanzus) November 24, 2019

Jon Gruden, uh, was not happy to say the least!

I think Jon Gruden said “Happy Thanksgiving”. pic.twitter.com/gKWRLirNB7

— Ryan Field (@RyanFieldABC) November 24, 2019

Instead of third-and-long, the Jets were treated to first-and-goal from the 4-yard line. One play later, Darnold scampered into the end zone to give his team a 10-3 lead.

5. Cam Jordan gave a Panthers’ drive new life with a stupid punch

The Saints got off to a 14-0 start early against Carolina, but the Panthers fought their way back throughout the second quarter to close that gap — and they can thank Jordan for six of those points.

Demario Davis had wrapped up quarterback Kyle Allen for the Saints’ second straight sack, bringing up what should have been fourth-and-long with a little more than three minutes left in the first half. But as officials whistled the play dead, Jordan swarmed Allen and decked him with a punch/shiver combination that connected with the Panther’s facemask and sent him to the turf.

Cameron Jordan tried to punch the ball out after the whistle and smashed Kyle Allen in the face instead, which is frowned upon pic.twitter.com/QQycxKnExJ

— Christian D'Andrea (@TrainIsland) November 24, 2019

This post-whistle forearm strike led to an easy unnecessary roughness call from the back judge. Rather than punting on fourth-and-26, Carolina was gifted a new set of downs. The Panthers then drove 56 yards to score a touchdown as time expired in the first half, cutting what could have been a 24-9 New Orleans lead down to 17-15.

Jordan would take to Twitter afterward to claim responsibility for his mistake shortly after the game.

Sheesh! Gotta hear that whistle... was trying to punch the ball out and make a big play ended up costing my defense... that’s on me gotta hear that whistle...

— cameron jordan (@camjordan94) November 24, 2019

He’s lucky it didn’t cost them the win because ...

4. The Panthers couldn’t get the ball in the end zone late AGAIN

For the third time this season, Carolina couldn’t score late in the red zone when it needed to. With just over two minutes left, it looked as if Kyle Allen was about to lead a game-winning touchdown drive. After Ron Rivera won a defensive pass interference challenge (AGAINST THE SAINTS), the Carolina offense had first-and-goal from the New Orleans 3-yard line.

Then the Panthers’ offense went backward, and lost 7 yards in three plays:

Coming out of the two-minute warning, Panthers kicker Joey Slye missed a 28-yarder, which allowed the Saints to counter with a game-winning field goal of their own to win it.

The worst part about this? This is now the third time the Panthers have lost a game late because they couldn’t score in the red zone. During losses to the Bucs and Packers this year, Christian McCaffrey was stopped short of the goal line.

3. Carson Wentz forgot how to throw a football

The Eagles had a chance to take an early 7-0 lead over the visiting Seahawks when Wentz dropped back on third-and-9 from the Seattle 10-yard line. Tailback Miles Sanders had darted out toward the sideline, and a soft toss would give him the chance to find the end zone and make a statement that the two-point home underdog wouldn’t be easily dismissed.

Instead, Wentz made a very different statement, one he’s made entirely too often this season.

Carson What? pic.twitter.com/22r9hkIijX

— Sean Wagner-McGough (@seanjwagner) November 24, 2019

Wentz threw a pass straight out of junior high gym class, missing Sanders by roughly five yards. The Eagles settled for a 28-yard field goal moments later.

2. Russell Wilson topped Carson Wentz with an even worse miss

The throw by Wentz to Sanders was bad, but that one wasn’t a guaranteed touchdown. The Eagles running back was going to evade a Seahawks defender or two to get into the end zone.

Wilson’s overthrow of Jacob Hollister in the end zone was way worse.

Third and goal, Wilson runs out the pocket and throws a duck to a wide-open Jacob Hollister.#Eagles got lucky. pic.twitter.com/QFAdylacRv

— DIE-HARD Fans (@Eaglesfans9) November 24, 2019

There’s a real chance Wilson wins the NFL MVP award and his ability to avoid the Eagles’ pass rush at the beginning of the play was a perfect example why. Lobbing a ball way over Hollister’s head and out of the back of the end zone isn’t going to help his résumé, though.

Rather than taking a double-digit lead in the second quarter, the Seahawks had to settle for a chip-shot field goal to go up 10-3.

1. Jason Garrett coached his way out of a possible upset win over the Patriots

Neither Dallas nor New England could generate much offense on a cold, rainy, and windy afternoon in Foxborough. That weather, combined with the Patriots’ suffocating defense, put a premium on points for Dak Prescott and the Cowboys. And this idea, apparently, terrified Jason Garrett.

Or, in other words:

Jason Garrett is such a chicken shit.

— David Fucillo (@davidfucillo) November 25, 2019

The Cowboys’ head coach opted for a field goal on fourth-and-7 from the Patriots’ 11, cutting a 13-6 New England lead to 13-9 with six minutes to play and reducing Dallas’ burden from needing a touchdown in the final minutes of the game to ... needing a touchdown in the final minutes of the game.

So why not go for it? If they had failed to convert, then the Patriots would’ve gotten the ball deep in their own territory and Dallas could’ve relied on its defense to force a punt.

Instead, the Cowboys didn’t touch the ball again until there was 2:38 left on the clock and they had to start from their own 8-yard line. Dallas’ day came to an unsurprising end when its ensuing drive gained just 17 yards (thanks in part to a questionable tripping call) before a turnover on downs.

Garrett’s decision ensured the Cowboys only lost by four points and not seven. It also left Jerry Jones frustrated. At this rate, maybe Garrett will be coaching the Giants next season after all.

[praphit]

"and together, with the power of my drinking... we can save this city!"

Soooooo, I was going to do my next post on those Apes! - but I haven't seen it.

I was going to do Dunkirk, but... honestly that trailer didn't do it for me. There weren't any black people in it. I have a rule - if the trailer doesn't at least have one brown face in it, I ain't seeing it. I don't want to hear about "period piece". Black people existed! Just one scene with Kevin Hart walking by would have sufficed.

I was going to do "Atomic Blonde" (and I still might), BUT then Netflix called out to me. The Flix said "John Praphit, if you liked House of Cards, you'll love Castlevania!"

And I was like "HELL YES!"

Mostly due to nostalgia, but the animation in the trailer looked good, so I figured it deserved a shot.

Some of you might not remember Castlevania the video game. I don't remember too much, but I remember that it was some dude with whip, some magic action, and he was hunting vampires... and that I liked it.

I also remember that certain Christian parents of my friends, wouldn't allow some of them to play it. I was not yet a Christian back then, but I remember many Christian parents making a stink over games like that one - games involving magic and EVIL.

Mario was ok though.

I mean, c'mon, parents... would you rather your child immitate Castlevania guy, and attempt magic and chase down imaginary creatures OR have them immitate Mario, and jump down into sewers to stomp the living snot out of turtles.

Just sayin...

In this pic he's wearing the ripped off body parts of a raccoon ... and Lord knows what he's going to do with that turtle.

Anyway, Castlevania spoke to the inner child of me, so I gave it a chance.

Only 4 epis tho. Each about 23 mins long.

Epi 1 - Somebody breaks into Dracula's home and demands that he teach them his science.

What?? Who would do something that stupid? DRACULA?? - of ALL vamps??

That's like breaking into Dr Dre's house.

Out of all rappers, why choose that one? If a person breaks into Dr Dre's house, they deserve whatever pain is coming their way - same here.

Why did it work? - because the person who broke in was a pretty, blonde, white woman.

THEORY TIME:

If you're pretty, blonde, and white - you can break into homes and nothing bad will happen to you. Try it out! Dye your hair if you need to (black people, you may need some make-up to test this theory).

If Justin Timberlake broke into your house, you know you'd let it slide.

And as on all occasions, when boys and girls decide to live with each other, what inevitably happens? - one of them gets burned on a stake. And of course, the one who gets burnt ain't the legendary vampire.

Drac is pissed, and our series begins!

Epi 2 - Trevor Belmont, baby! We meet our "hero", and he's a drunk mess. Trouble seems to follow him wherever he goes, and it's never REALLY his fault - I can relate.

I've been in bars before (just trying to do me, and get my drank on) and have been like "Man, there's no reason to fight. I was only talkin to your girl for a sec... it's not my fault that now she strangely wants to leave with me.":)

There have been other times when I've been at a football game watching ex QB Kaepernick play (or in this case kneel). And I'd raise my two beers and shout "Whew! Kaep! You the best, man! Errbody kneel! YES!" and of course, due to no fault of my own, a fight would break out. So, I totally get my man Belmont here.

And he is a trained fighter too, not just an amazing drunkard. He's like a thick-haired, drunk, Jason Statham.

Epi 3 - PRIEST! Catholics beware. Especially, If you just finished watching something like "The Keepers", you may want to watch something that won't paint priest in such a horrible light. I mean, the priests in this series are violent as hell, nasty, and lewd. If the Catholic church ever decides to say "Screw it, let's all purge!", we are all going to be in a lot of trouble.

The priest are important to the story, due to the fact that they are responsible for the burning of Dracula's pretty, blonde, and brave white woman. (btw I keep referring to her as "white woman" only because I honestly can't remember her name - plus her looks are the only reason she survived her stupid quest into Dracula's home).

Epi 4 - AVENGERS!

A lot like The Avengers when Trevor (the drunk) teams up with a magician (pretty much an artist), a "speaker" (pretty much a hipster), a gay vampire (trust me, he'll come out of the closet in season 2), and a couple of decent priests.

It was actually inspirational to see different types of people coming together.

Grade: The animation is very good! But, I will warn y'all that it's really violent and graphic.

The story and the voice actors are also stellar.

Raw animation, brawling priests, a drunken hero, and a pissed off vampire (with his legion of evil), what's not to like??

A+

Like I said, it was kinda inspirational.

It makes me want to start some type of revolution here in Baltimore - and there all kinds of evil to fight against here. Perhaps the formula for success is within the story of Castlevania:

I could be the drunk. Instead of a magician/artist (cuz we all know that they're lazy), I'll grab...

hmm... who works hard in Baltimore? - drug dealers! Say what you will about dealers, but they all have some hustle to them. There's a super-charged magician in Castlevania, who is a young woman, so in honor of THAT - a teenage female drug dealer!

As for the gay vampire, I'm sure I could walk into any Baltimore gay bar, say "Hey you, here are some fake vamp teeth... come with me." and that would work out fine.

Hipsters (those "speakers" in Castlevania) of course are also lazy, so we'll need another class of person who works hard in Bmore... maybe a professional athlete. How about Ray Rice? - he ain't doing anything. Plus, I hear he has got a mean uppercut.

Lastly, I'll need a priest. It seems like all of the happy priest who smile often are the ones who are the most shady. I want my priest to be the crankiest priest ever - one whom has never smiled! - with a literal stick up his butt.

Spread the word - John Praphit's Team of Justice!

I'm hiring a female drug dealing teenager, a gay vampire, Ray Rice, and a cranky stick-in-the-butt priest... and together, with the power of my drinking... we can save this city!

[therealestvc]

Abridged Max chapter 1

Max's P.O.V. It's been a few months since I've moved back here and things have been going great, Chloe and me started out on a rough foot due to me not talking to her since we were 13. I guess I was kind of nervous about seeing her again due to the last time we saw each other. However, we have outcome our difficulties and moved forward. I even tried to get her to apply for a job, she laughed. Victoria finally took the stick was stuck up her ass and let me just say she is hilarious. We have a lot in common aside from our love for photography, we both love anime and video games. So sometimes we have video game battles or movie nights. I say that she has become one of my best friends...but I'm not letting her give me a makeover. And Kate, the change from October to now is amazing, she has gotten much better from her depression and still has some hard times. Yet with her defense squad(me, Chloe, and Victoria) no one messes with our bun bun. We still have our tea dates with some guests sometimes. I guess I might as well start with my story... It all started on a nice December day, it wasn't snowing yet but it was cold enough for wearing coats and boots. Since Kate's attempted suicide there were more rules to ensure the safety of all Blackwell students. Mr. Jefferson was arrested for the creepy obsession of kidnapping and photographing teenage girls. Nathan snapped and told the police what Mr. Jefferson forced to do, he finally got the help he needed and was sent to live in a mental institution. The curfew to be in dorms is 10 pm but on the weekends with parties it's pushed to 12. Security checks have been issued for vortex club parties, any student who maybe drank too much will be taken back to the dorm with an uber or one of their friends. Other than that, classes have been going good I can't wait until break starts so I can visit my parents back in Seattle. Photography my last class of the day, I am excited because the last day before the weekend. I walk into the room, we got a new teacher and she is better than Jefferson. I sit in my usual seat in the back with Victoria, Taylor(she is cool with me), and Kate. They all say hey which I smile back waving. "So girls...what is the plan for this weekend?" Victoria says. "Visiting my parents...again" Taylor says rolling her eyes. "Let's have another sleepover!" Kate answers excitedly. "I honestly don't know...the usual I guess" I say shrugging. Victoria groans. "You use that excuse every time Maxine, let's do something new" she quirks. "I guess, but what do you got in mind Tori?" I ask while doodling on my paper waiting for class to start. "Well I was think-" Victoria is cut off by a loud whistle which means class is about start. "We will discuss our plans after class" she mouths before paying attention to our photography teacher. Mrs. Crumestine was a wonderful middle aged teacher who studied photography since she was about 12, she got famous when her picture of "a day out in the park" was discovered by a famous photography when she was just 22. 'Boy, I hope someday I can be like her'. Over the past few years she has been photographing in Spain and Italy but decided to take this teaching job. At the end of the new term, she's going to take the photography class for a trip in Spain to get a taste of what the real world of photography is like after college. Wowzer. By the end of class,I'm nearly dozing off not because it's boring..because I spent last night over in Tori's room binge watching anime with her. Hehe, I rub the back of my neck thinking about the silly things that can happen at 2am. We got into a fight over cookies, next time I text my parents I'm going to ask for them two packets of cookies since Tori loves them so much. The final bell rings signaling that class is over with, Taylor and Kate have to do things so we say our goodbyes. I promise that kate for a tea date tomorrow when I'm not so tired. I gather my things and notice a pair of eyes staring at me, Tori knows me so well to get me tense under her stare. "Hey, Tori ready to go?" I say trying to avoid her earlier question. I start walking past her feeling her stare follow me. "Oh alright! How about this I'll text you later?...I might nap for a few hours" I plead. Victoria lets me go but playfully warns me. I laugh as I leave the room, I start walking down the hall towards the front of the school. Once I reach outside, I let a breathe I didn't know I held in. I continue walking when I spot Trevor and Justin. They are at their usually kickback spot with their skater friends. I walk towards them, they seem to notice them because they wave at me. "Hey Maximus prime! Whats popping?" Trevor says with his slang lingo that I don't really get why he says that. I give my usual just chilling answer. I swear I'm still in the retro age. I see Justin try to master a kick flip move on the skateboard and totally fail at it, with the skateboard hitting him in the balls. He is doubled over in pain on the ground. I cringe. Helping him up he mumbles "you don't know how painful that was" to me. He goes to sit down and curiosity gets the best of me, I walk towards his skateboard abandoned on the ground. "Whoa, Max! I always thought you were retro but I didn't think you would have any interest in skateboarding" Trevor says. I go to step on the skateboard, but first put down my camera bag. "Well haven't you heard? I've changed" I say while taking a few steps on the skateboard to get it going. I feel free and wild while feeling to breeze through my hair, I'm not mindful to where I'm skating because the next thing I know the skateboard wheel rides over a rock making me lose my balance. I brace myself for the impact. The last thing I heard is "Oh no Max!" Before I hit my head and blackout. Abridged Max P.O.V. 'Why the fuck am I laying on the floor and why is that skateboard weirdo looking at me?' These fucking weirdos are looking at me as I'm laying on the ground looking up to the beaaauttifulll sky, it is a nice sunny day I do say so myself. Hmmm, I sit up looking around at my surroundings and see I'm at Blackwell school. I wonder if Mr. Jefferson is in class still, maybe I can use some tlc from him if you know what I mean. The skateboarding weirdos keep asking me questions like "oh my god, are you okay?" And "whoaa you took a whammie" like what the fuck is a whammie?. I start getting annoyed with the questions and are about to tell them to screw off, when I see Vicky...ohhh Vicky is like my sorta kinda friend but enemy, I helped her when she got paint on her cashmere coat...my idea btw haha sucks for you not letting me in the dorms then I took a pic but she ransacked my room, I got her back for that. She hates it though when I call her Vicky. Ohh she's talking so I should probably listen. Emphasis on the probably. "Oh my gosh Maxine, are you okay? I heard what happened like why would you skateboard in the first place anyways?" She goes on for another 10 minutes but I notice a pretty pretty butterfly so my eyes follow where it's going. Fingers snap in my face, I look up annoyed and it's Vicky again. I finally decided to speak because why not? "What the fuck do you want Vicky?" I speak as usual since we aren't really friends. "Maxine, why are you calling me Vicky? And why are you talking in a welsh/Scottish accent?" Vicky says looking confused at me. 'Oh My gosh this is going to be a long week' as Vicky helped me up ewwww.

[hos18greenhouse]

Exit Interview - Dalton

Brett - Are you shocked that the vote was 7 to 3?

Dalton - Not at all haha. Past relationships are definitely taking effect this game so I wasn't surprised.

Brett - Last night, you attempted to walk in hopes that it would save Linus from being evicted. Other than your hectic schedule outside the game, what was going through your head at the time?

Dalton - Linus is a good friend of mine so I figured I'd sacrifice my spot for him since he wants to play and I've been busy with traveling for gaming now that I'm sponsored.

Brett - Zakriah nominated you and Linus for eviction. How different do you imagine the week would have been had Julia not been saved by the potted plant twist?

Dalton - It would have probably been myself and Julia. Zak thinks I was after him cause he screwed me in Morocco, even though that was far from my plan. If Julia were nominated, I think I would have had a better chance at survival.

Brett - Who are you rooting for the most? Who has the best shot at winning at the moment? Who is getting evicted next?

Dalton - I'm rooting for Aras cause he's had my back since the beginning, even though it seems like he's always trying to make a big move but fails haha. Trevor and Zak are playing pretty hard, so who knows? If they can take control, they have the best shot at winning. I think Julia or Aaron might go next if Trevor wins HoH.

Brett - You sent Ci’ere to The Outhouse in Week 2. What was your reaction when you found out he was sent again this week? Do you think he’ll be headed back next week?

Dalton - My first thought is that Ci'ere is gonna be like Sugar from Survivor Gabon and go to exile island every week haha

Brett - In the event that you were evicted, a few of the HouseGuests put together goodbye messages for you. Let’s take a look.

Aaron - Dalton, man I tried. If you're reading this it means I failed saving you and I'm sorry. Hopefully you won't have to read this and people are being truthful to me. If not, hey man I'll be following you pretty soon.

Ci’ere - Aw, Dalton, I’m actually kind of sad about your eviction. :< I would have liked to get to know you better and if I were in the the house then I wouldn’t have let you go. Thanks for doing what you did btw~

JD - Okay so.... I tried, I'm sorry. This is just a really social game and people didn't like your social game. If you're ever on the east coast hit me up :)

Julia - Sorry I couldn't  help you out this round :< for some reason ppl were set on voting you out. I wouldn't say my vote  on linuswas a pity vote it was more in commemoration of your efforts in me and a hope you might be saved lol.  I hpe this doesn't fuck me up if you do go   but  I hope you win  a buyback  <3 ty for been a great ally.

Liam - This really sucks dude, I wish I couldn't see either of you leave but ultimately Linus is closer to me at this point, gl with future games. (heart)

Ruthie - I’m sorry but we never really connected, it was fun playing with you and I’m sorry you left so early!

Scott - Hey man, sorry about this I just found that you were probably less useful to me at this stage, and we were kind of connecting the same way we were in Morocco - not very well.

Zakriah - idk man I'm not fond of being left out of alliances

Brett - Any final thoughts?

Dalton - Congrats to Zak on getting me out of 2/3 ORGs!

Brett - Thank you for playing.

[survivordivergent]

EPISODE 6 - “I  REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE SHITTIEST CHARACTER ACTOR IN THIS BITCH” - MELISSA

Ps. Lucy I'm sorry for my last few confessionals you were true and honest <3 I'm coming for you next chance I get though <3

Okay so I'm back with ALL of Candor. Was this on purpose? Do I know? I bet the hosts are cackling. I think we're probably going to be targeted - I'm not going to tell people about my alliance with Ed and Peter, but I think a good F3 with us three is a good idea?

Ok Lake never responded to me Ugly ass Current mood

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SDL;KLJHDFHLKS;JFSKFDLGKDSJG ;SDK????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ive gotten votes @ every tribal ive gone too still I hate this game?

4 Candor. 1 Abnegation. 1 Amity. 1 Dauntless. THIS BLATANT TARGET ON THE CANDOR i CAN'T

I love the strat for this challenge because it's basically never attack because nothing good comes of it

Omg so much has happened.

No one was telling me the vote so I voted Otto but the vote ended up being Riley.

The twist was Riley was voted on to the other tribe and got to bring 2 people with them and they brought me and Kyle. I was very confused.

I also found out Jill was lying to me about the dauntless idol because I asked for it on the new tribe and was told it was gone.

I literally have no words. I did what I wanted to do and it completely screwed me over and now :) I have new people in my camp! Three of them. Literally nothing changed this week, except now Ed hates me and I'm pretty sure Payton is going right back to his side again. It fucking sucks.

It's like... I won my first immunity EVER. And like that, it's gone. A simple miscalculation, but I stayed upbeat and positive about it. So then I tried to work on flipping the vote the way I wanted without immunity, and I made it happen. I built the house of cards, and just when it reaches the ceiling, everything comes tumbling right back down in front of me because the biggest move I could've made ultimately was done in vain. We could have fucking voted off Lucy and lost nothing of value because she was bound to flip anyways. I could have just kept the idol a secret and done nothing about it and worked hard at keeping my mouth shut, but I didn't. I wish I had been blindsided instead and actually left the game because this sucks right now. I guess I'm just being a sore loser though.

So now, I have to rebuild everything. I gave up the stupid spanish name shit I was doing because it's not like anyone attempted to remember the names. I also need to start working really hard on being able to string the Seis tribe members together again because we absolutely cannot flip on each other right now. I like them all and I know that since I was completely behind the entire vote last round, I'm the next to go, and that's really fucking scary. I don't have that idol's protection anymore, and I literally deserved this. Fuck my life.

I'm not going to give up completely yet, but yeah I'm pretty much on low battery right now because this could not have been the worst situation to ever happen to me. So much for that _legendary_ idol play.

I miss my old tribe. Tell Ed I miss him btw

Messiness. I know Dani and Geo see Ed as a threat, but Ed made a BRILLIANT decision in bringing Peter over - he said we're outcasts, so we get a fresh start. I'm so happy he didn't go home, even though this makes us targets now.

????? KSVSKSHDJD IM FLIPPING!

battle royale! idr the stupid strategy um???? also me vs lake lmfao i don't wanna tell my tribe to do that (idk if theyve figured it out or not i haven't gone into that skype) *i don't wanna tell them to do that bc that might reveal that i'm me

I am so shook at how much Payton is just being Logan, like I really thought I was the shittiest character actor in this bitch. But like they're posting pictures of themself in the damn tribe chat, talking about Survivor Congo like it's super relevant to the community at large, I'm laughing. When the first tribe swap happened and Eliza and Jill were talking about someone who created a pregnant character, I was like WOW SUCH DEDICATION but now no. It's just Logan. Being Logan. I love them so much jgkglhsg

Dear Tumblr Survivor gods,

Please let Lucy rally with OldFour on NuSeis tribe to vote Dani and Geo out so I don't have to. Amen.

-Payton

Okay so, we had to do this individual immunity ranking our tribe mates on who we wanted to win the challenge. That's a super tricky one to win, because the more people who pick you, the more likeable you are, and in this game, likeability is a threat. I was voted out of Agrabah because I was too likeable. Well looky here, guess who wins this challenge. I mean, mark it down as my first individual win this season? But honestly, does it count if nobody is actually voted out? Fast forward to me, Melissa, Kyle and Jill trying to get Riley out for various reason. The vote is 4-3 between Riley and Otto with Riley getting the boot... or does she? Turns out this was just a clever tribe swap. Riley went to Six and took Kyle, one of my closest allies, and Lake, who was willing to give me the Abnegation idol, if that's how it worked. We get Ed, Payton, and Peter added to Four. UGH. Okay so ALL of Candor is back together, and not only that, we are the last faction intact. HELLO MERGE! COME SLAUGHTER US. I'm also not too happy about having Payton back bc I'm too certain it's Jaiden, and Jaiden is a dangerous player. Payton told me and Jill separately that they knew where all the votes were going and blah blah and I'm like, you gotta go. I shared this info with Melissa who agrees. I really like Ed. He reminds me of Drew and I love talking to him. Ed ain't going anywhere. I'm very weary of having Payton here and I want her out asap. I talked to Melissa and we agree to just keep talking to them and making everyone seem comfortable. Melissa knows I'm not interested in a Candor alliance. Jill on the other hand, I don't know what she wants. We are close enough that we share idol clues and I know that she has the Dauntless idol, but I don't know, she seems like she may want a Candor alliance, and I really don't. That's also a tricky line to balance on. I'm in an alliance with both Melissa and Jill, but each of them thinks they are my #1 (at least that's what it seems like). I talk to them more in pm's than I do in the alliance chat, and neither of them knows that I'm working with the other to find the Erudite clue. I'm really hoping I don't get caught or have to choose one over the other yet. Ahh this confessional is super long, but we are working on a selfie scavenger hunt which is always fun, and I'm still trying to find this damn Erudite idol so SHOUT OUT to Jenna!! Til next time (heart)

[7:51:31 PM] jaiden (arctic circle host): I'm honestly in such a bad mood and I want to bitch about it but I cant because I want to talk about how frickin emo I am over last tribal council and losing reward and losing my immunity and everything [7:51:59 PM] jaiden (arctic circle host): like its been a really shitty few days on top of all of that and I want to talk to ppl about it but they wouldn't understand giuefsoda [7:52:15 PM] Jenna: <3 that sucks

I'm self-evicting.

HOLY SHIT WE DID THAT. IMMUNITY #6 151-76. Anywayyyyy. I'm glad, because literally half of our tribe did... um. NOTHING!? I would love to make an alliance with Melissa right now. She seems like she's got her head on... We'll see. I'm so happy to have Ed though, you don't understand, and I trust him 100%. We'll see if I'm willing to take Peter to the end? I know I could beat him, but holy hell that'd be an easy win and a hell of a job to take to the end. I know Ed and I can do it, if one of us could find an idol. I can't wait. I'm going to win this.

We lost immunity because my tribe sucks.

So I went to the original Six tribe people and said I'm fine voting off Riley because they're inactive. But Daniella wants to make a move and take out Lucy or Percy which I'm totally fine with.

But then she starts talking about the sesoson I'm (trevor) hosting and said.  "trevor scares me though like he just seems so strict and i want to run away from him every single day. but the cast is good and i cant believe ting ting is winning the whole thing??" And then "i asked trevor a question once and he ignored me and i was really scared but we have a ton of mutual friends and they all say the same thing"

Yikes!! I wanna know who this is I don't ignore people.  I guess people see me as mean.

Anyway I'm gonna try and get Lucy out.

I honestly don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'm very likely to be blindsided tomorrow because I feel oddly tranquil about everything going down. Lake and I are talking and we were originally insistent on voting out Riley, but then I tried to suggest that I'd rather vote off an old Six instead of Riley so they at least have their numbers going forward. Percy is the prime candidate to get voted out now, with Lucy following right behind him, because Percy is a super huge social threat in my opinion. He's been super under the radar and he hasn't had to pick a side quite yet, which is usually what indicates that he's comfortable, too.

Percy has gotten zero blood on his hands so far, while Lucy, Geo, and myself have all been caught dabbling in that big move last tribal council. Peter might be brought in by Payton and Ed, and they'll expose me for all of the dirt that I had to dig up on Peter himself just to make sure he got all the votes and I could accurately play that idol last round. I'm going into the next battle completely empty-handed because I'm sure the Abnegation idol was swooped right back up again by someone else, and now I've got nothing left as a shield if I feel the necessity to save myself.

I like him as a person and all, but he needs to go. This vote needs to happen as carefully as possible if it's going to work out, because Percy is a very strong competitor and I think he has enough ties to save himself if the vote happens to swing in his direction. While making this move, I want to finally pull together Kyle, Lake, myself, Geo, and Lucy and form some sort of alliance going forward. Although we're sparing Riley, they haven't been super reliable and I think it's best if they just get medevaced next round or something.

One thing that worries me is that I'm seriously over-playing at this point, but it feels really necessary to do that because literally no one else is talking right now. They're all kind of like, easy to manipulate their votes I guess. It's not hard for me to persuade them to do something other than Riley, but maybe they just want to keep their numbers up going forward.

An idea I have is to just let them think that voting off Percy is their idea, not mine, while still planting the seed (and also watering it) in their mind that he needs to be the one to go. I want them to feel responsible for it instead of think it was a group effort. They just made a chat together and now we have the opportunity to discuss. If I spill tea that Percy has a ton of connections, then maybe they'll go after Percy. But I also need to make it seem like I would prefer Geo or Lucy as well, because they're both dead weight when it comes to making alliances later on, which is also true.

Kyle, Lake, and I need to stick together and I wanna continue to foster this trio we've got going on because I'll take whatever I can get. I need to figure out what Percy is thinking too, but also manage to convince them to turn on Geo or Lucy as well so they're not voting my way or Riley's way with an idol, which would totally suck ass.

This really was a best-case scenario for me.

A comp like a scavenger hunt is my bread and butter. Clearly, others on my tribe share the same affinity for them. We CRUSHED. MVP efforts all around! (Except Peter, Otto and Jill [did Jill end up doing anything?] Whatever. A parenthetical in a parenthetical is weird.)

Anyway, this is exactly what I needed. A chance to avoid tribal council, a chance to get in my tribe's good graces, and a chance to further bond with the tribe to try and stop it from sticking to tribal lines.

Oh, and another chance to find that idol. Which is being super frustrating. I'd expect the new clue to refer to the /ahs on the main blog, but putting that as a page on any of the subsequent blogs is giving me jack shit. It's frustrating because the new clue I got clearly points to that very first clue, and there's no real place to go to try that stuff.

"Perhaps this is the start you needed all along." This has to mean something, right? I've gotten two clues on this one blog since getting its password:

Clue 4: you are not looking for a blog page on this blog, but rather a blog page on one of the previous blogs you have been to

Clue 4/1: When considering this clue you may want to look back at the first ever clue you were given. Perhaps this is the start you needed all along

I'd figured out the first one already, so that clue wasn't super helpful. The second... using that in conjunction with this line from the blog:

"You also perhaps might only know the way when you look center from the start. "

...that tells me it's probably something in the middle of the main blog page. But it's not 'survivordivergent'. It's not 'hosts', which would be the center element from the starting clue. It's not 'h', since the first clue was just the starting letters of the words. It's not 'onechoicecantransformyou' which is kinda centered and stands out because of the bold. Not 'iwillbecomesomethingelse' which, since it's the tag for the season, is pretty much always centered. It's not 'confessionals' which... okay now I'm just getting desperate.

I feel like I'm missing something huge and, because of it, the idol's been gone for weeks. My only hope is that we win the reward and our lovely, insanely talented and smart and gorgeous and kind hosts (am I laying it on too thick?) take pity on this dumbass and give me the answer.

I think the plan's changed tonight. Geo came on and found out about the plan to get out Percy and he made quick work with changing the plan around to Kyle or Lake instead. I guess I don't really see the point in that, because Percy is the only person we're certain of not having any blood on his hands with the old Six tribe, and now he's going to be able to rebound into their numbers later on at a merge. Kyle is doing really good at keeping his head down but I guess the price he has to pay is getting his name brought right up to the top, because that's who I convinced Geo to vote for tonight. I don't want to lose Lake this early because I really like that guy, but damn Geo doesn't want to move on Percy quite yet.

I really stress about tonight only because I'm going to have to recover a significant amount regardless of what decision I make. I've made promises to two people now, and I don't want to break either promise. The best I could do is throw my vote to Riley and let Kyle go home, or I could vote for Percy and tie it up.

If Riley self-votes tonight, they're getting medevaced after tribal. Lake will literally be down to himself and have no one else to lean on afterwards. He's going to be on the bottom again.

Kyle is a threat, but so is Percy. They're threats in the exact same way, because they're totally unpredictable. Kyle might just stick around with me if I keep him, and I still feel really uncertain about Percy...

I'm waiting until the very last minute to vote. If Riley comes online and makes a decision, I'll see what I can do with that. But if not, I can't let the vote go to a tie, so I have no other options but to vote off Kyle. Rip me.

Okay so i have a confession to make

after the break i didnt get messages, until daniela was the only one who came to me and told me everything that happened, paytons connections, eds idol, the backstabbery, her idol. whether everything besides her idol is true or not, we'll see afterwards, but shes' become my number two even though earlier i mightve said she might have to leave? we came up with a bunch of schemes and plots until before tribal we decided to use her idol on peter to save him as he gets majority and then use our two votes to get ed out. but  i knew it was going to be an australian swap instead, in the back of my mind ofcourse

my tribe now has lake, kyle and riley instead of ed, payton and peter

i havent been on much recently, mostly because of laziness <.< but dani has caught me up on what happened, originally it was planned to be percy from almost everybody, even dani and lucy, but luckily i was able to put their heads in the right place and convinced them to vote out kyle instead as riley is probably getting medevaced and hes a threat, percy is voting kyle too. thats all if theyre b eing honest to me.

i thought i was going to get votes, but apparently not and im shocked at that since i honestly lowkey did want to, my hearts not that much into the game and i just feel like its going to take my mind away from my studies (and netflix <.<) so so sorry hosts about this and competitors, ofcourse, im not telling people about this and im not quitting, im going to keep chuggin along until the others decide to get rid of me to see how far i can go. i still feel like i could be voted out instead as everyone has been orking to get rid of me all along and lying to me but we'll see,

i dont want to seem like im controlling when ive been here for like anhour but thats whats best for us long term, my plan is to seem like someones subordinate which i think im doing since people know i did what dani told me to do

It's weird going into tribal without chaos, so I kind of feel like I'm getting blindsided tonight. If that's the case, awesome. :| I'm expecting to go home at this point because suddenly everyone is so... relaxed I guess, I don't know. This stinks.

http://prntscr.com/ef8mbo

What did I even do to warrant this i'm yelling WAIT IS THIS FOR "STEALING THAT IMMUNITY FROM HER" I'm gonna punch someone if it is that's so stupid dslkfs

[survivormyanmar-blog]

RITES OF PASSAGE

Linus: Wow this feels like a long time ago. Back in week one you hardcore targeted me for some reason. Maybe it was because of that one time we played a mini and Johnny and I caused "hold one I froz, can som3 one on for me" to become a meme :^ )

Linus: The mini version of the mess that was Carolynn. I really had nothing against you so again it really sucked that you were also trying to target me so hard :( 

Ashley:   We didn’t get to interact a whole lot, but I hope to get to know you and maybe be in another season with you sometime! 

Linus:  Love you <3 (Well, I don't know you, but Im sure I would love you if I did :P 

Tommy: OMG RICHIE! I really enjoyed the time we had before you were voted out. I hope all is going well with you. You had one of the brightest personalities among the cast.

Ting Ting: I was really sad to see you go but the brief time that I spent talking to you was really nice. You seem like such an awesome person, I just wish I could’ve gotten to know you better! brave the dangers of australia. Btw your dog is absolutely adorable and I want it. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/1318327549856060774.gif

Linus: You are the one and only person I feel like the age gap might have screwed over a bit. You we're definitely more active than some other people and were also probably  going to stick with the fans honestly, so you probably could have gone deep had we not been on a preswap losing streak :( 

This game was definitely a new experience for me, I tried hard to make friends and try my hardest to at the very least fit in with the group, but I wasn't that successful. I came back for redemption, or at least a chance to get a second shot in this community, and honestly it doesn't really feel like I got my second chance. I reconnected with some people, and met some people who piqued my interest, but other than that, this season wasn't what I anticipated. Although, here's to looking forward to talking to some of the fans!

Ashley:     Oh Gaston, I really truly did adore you. That tribal that you went was between you and Sam, I fought for you to stay but it is hard when the numbers just weren’t with me. Not wanting to cause anything so early in the game, I had to go with the numbers. But I hope to play with you again, once we actually started talking I really liked you and would have wanted to pursue working together, sorry it ended up the way it did. 

Linus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0

Tommy: Omg considering your vote out was one of first on the season it was one of the hardest of the season. You were so robbed. I think you have an amazing job though.

Ting Ting: Literally you are such an awesome person! Like I felt like I could really relate to you especially because we both seem to live in like the middle of nowhere…yikes. But anyways, I definitely wish I could’ve worked with you more in the future because you are hilarious and it’s sad to see someone go because they happened to vote in the minority. Also Canada is amazing and I want to move there because…well…

“It was an amazing game! I loved every second of it and it sucked that I did the most work on the tribe and it didn't pay off. I'm proud of how long I stayed in the game, and i wish that it didn't end so abruptly, but I have no regrets.....”

Ashley: Adrian I think we talked a little bit, not as much as I wish we had. But tbh the video we made was kinda bad. I know it isn’t your fault but like damn. Hope we get to play together again!

Linus: My one official ally on the starting fans tribe!! The swap happening totally sucked because you did not deserve to go at all. You were good in challenges, in the fan majority alliance, had people in the minority feeling dependent on you, you were so well setup until that extra vote came out :( 

Tommy:  You're a really nice dude. Again so robbed by the Fans vs. Favs dividing line. I really did wanna work with you in this game and you always tried your best in the challenges.

“This game being my first ORG ever actually was very interesting. I loved the challenges and the Mata tribe was amazing. To top it all off going on a blindside just made me love this game so much”.

Ashley: Nehe you could have worked with Amanda and I but noooo, you just had to go spreading rumors that literally followed us through the whole game. This ain’t no Gossip Girl. 

Linus:  Oops you got  caught being shady af :^ )

Tommy: You were definitely one of the more interesting personalities this season. You were pretty iconic before and after being voted out. You got pretty far considering you were the youngest person on the cast and never played an ORG before.

Linus: Like Adrian you were a fan who was super well set up, so the swap was super unfortunate :( . Im sorry I had to go for  you at the swap because I really did like you and want to work with you. 

Tommy:  I've heard so many good things about you. I really wish you would have made merge because I'm sure if you did we would of worked together at some point. I thought you had the best cast intro of everyone on the season. P.S. Your tweet being read on the Mvs.GenX live show finale was really cool.

Krysten:  I unfortunately didn’t really get the chance to get to now you because we were never on a tribe together for that long…but when we did talk you seemed like such a nice and amazing person! I mean just going off your like 15 second intro video, you just seem like such a ball of happiness ((sun)) https://media.giphy.com/media/10d3NDzD40xb0s/giphy.gif

“I came into this game hoping for another shot at redemption so I could make my dreams come true, unfortunately Fiji and other factors ruined that, but at least I'm repping myanmar in all stars, I'll try to make you guys proud”

Ashley: My love!!! Ugh I miss being able to talk to you so much. I can’t wait to be able to reconnect after this game is through. The way you went had me annoyed, but I understood it was a strategic move. I just really was looking forward to working with you down the road. After that hell of a ride in Westeros, I am so happy we got to play this game together. Can’t wait to catch up!

Linus: Rip the alliance between you, Christian and I :P . I think the fact that you went as a merge boot is a testament though to how crazy this season was with people voting all over the place. By all means you had one of the best social games and I really think in 4/5 seasons you're name wouldnt even be thrown around when it was.

Tommy: Omg let me just say, MICHELLE YI'D. You were an awesome social player in this game and a huge threat and I could of saw you winning this game. You were one of the most friendliest but also most dangerous players in this entire game because you were so friendly and had amazing social bonds. I enjoyed our convos we had especially the night we were all suffering during the pre-merge paintball challenge.

Ting Ting: STEFFEN OH MY GOD! plz do good in life and everything! i missed you when you left because you were always so active on all the chats ever and were such a beautiful little ball of energy and fantabulousness (?). I miss screaming into the void with you and definitely being close with you throughout the game was amazing. I’m so sad that you left and were basically blindsided but it’s ok because now you’re in allstars (which you better do well in because i’m pretty sure i drafted you. don’t screw up my draft.) your daily snaps a works of like lowkey ugly art but it’s ok. also bless your legacy advantage. boi that saved my ass.

"In Fans vs. Favorites, the fans have to work hard to not be overshadowed by the favorites while the favorites have to work hard to live up to the name they've made for themselves. It is absolutely incredible how hard the majority of the cast played to leave their mark on this game that we love. I certainly gave it my all."

Ashley: Aweee Brett! I really loved our conversations about food that would always make me hungry, and how you would always tell me the sketchy things you were hearing around the tribe. I am very appreciative of the support you gave me when I was worried I would be voted out. You told me to figure it out and that I could get through it, and I did, so thank you for that. I can’t wait to talk to you again once this is over. <3

Linus: Yooooo! The unofficial leader of the fans! Like Steffen it was shocking  that you would be cut  so early in the merge. Then Brett being booted I  think is what  forced me to play as aggressively as I did the rest of  the season. I was very much against the flip to get rid of him, but I saw the numbers just were not there to make a change so my only chance was  to flip and hope for some change ups later on down the line.  

Tommy: screech Omg you have me shook every time you say something, you are hilarious. Like I literally laugh out loud at some of the things you said to me. I really like the friendship we have and your cat is super kawaii. I miss the way we would just chill out and just talk about random things like sailor moon or how we hate Trevor for making us do challenges that cause us to lose sleep. LOL

Ting Ting:  Well I never really talked with you that much but when we did you seemed like a great person. unfortunately there was a lot of talk about you being rude and stuff to some of the girls but since i never got to know you as well as i would like i only had pretty positive things to go off of. I just wish that you could’ve stayed in the game so that i could actually get to know you better to form a better, more well rounded opinion of you. ((heart)) 

“I came into this game the ultimate newbie; I had no idea Tumblr Survivor or even ORGs were a thing. I played my hardest, put everything I had into the game and even though I didn't win, I went out with a bang and couldn't be happier with how I played!”

Ashley: Keegan! My little buddy I was always trying to work with. I really was willing to make some moves with you, I hope you know that. It just got to the point where we all thought you were working with Brett, and that was kind of scary, so the numbers yet again screwed over my plans of working with someone. Hopefully we can play in another game again and we can work something out!

Linus: After Adrian I always considered  Keegan my closest Ally on the fans tribe. Especially after we stayed up for that endurance comp. Even though we never had an official alliance or anything, but I think to an extent we tried to have each others back. Sadly it just wasnt in the cards for my game when he went home :( 

Tommy: fist bump Omg Keegan I can't believe when we did the music video you got those Christmas lights. I was so happily shook you have no idea. I really think you're a cool and down to earth dude. I also think you're really caring with the stuff you tell me you do in your everyday life. Great things are ahead of you.

Ting Ting: Keegan i am soooo sorry i couldn’t get you past that tribal. literally you were an amazing person to talk with and i realized that after the brett vote, i shouldn’t be basing votes on things that other people said without formulating my own opinion. Of the times that i talked with you, you showed yourself as such a nice, genuine, and transparent person and it didn’t make sense that people wanted to vote you out like that. like i really don’t think you deserved go home especially since you were actually participating in the game. 

Ashley: Christian this game was kind of hard between us. You having been my ride or die in Sicily and then coming to this game was a bit of a transition. I am upset that we never truly got to work together but I figured it could be too obvious if people found out we had been an f2 before. Since we really hadn’t had that much interaction I figured I would go with the numbers and prove we were not as close as we once were, I am sorry it had to happen the way it did. I do miss you though and hope we can reconnect! 

Linus: I think one of my turning moves in this game was becoming friends with Christian since that really gave me an in to work with the other Favourites. It was hugely disappointing to see you go since I really did want to go far in the game with you and your vote was the only one in the whole game that I think truly blindsided me. 

Tommy: We barely talked this season, all I know about you is that you're a Meme Queen. However, I hear you were the most honest of everyone on the cast so props to that.

Ting Ting: that girls alliance was iconic (i’m pretty sure you made that). like literally it was so amazing and it was an awesome idea continuing that alliance and having it there in this game. also all of your votes were so iconic. feminist icon.

"pls don't call me a hypocrite again last time i cried"

Ashley: Okay Jay, I probably know how you are feeling about me right now. But I just hope you know it definitely wasn’t anything personal, tbh we all just felt really threatened by an f2 of you and Sam. Girl, you are a fighter though I will give you that. You had us running around like crazy before that vote trying to figure out what the hell was going on. I really do respect your game, but in the end it has to be about who you can beat, and I didn’t think I could beat you. I am sorry, and I adore your snapchats of you cooking because it always makes me hungry and I hope we can look passed this game after and be able to be friends.

Linus:  I don't think theres a ton I have to say about Jay since it was probably blatantly obvious to everyone that you were my closest ally. It was super fun playing with you and Im really glad you were here for my first Tumblr org.

Tommy: You played one of the most entertaining games this season. Like if I were a viewer I would be mesmerized by the entertainment value you brought. I think you were a huge kingpin of the season. I think your vote out symbolized a whole new direction in the game for everyone. As a person I really enjoy talking to you about personal life and hearing about your life.

Ting Ting: You were such an amazing player throughout this entire game. and unfortunately that’s the reason that you were voted out in the end. like if i could have your strategic mind my life would be so much easier. like girl you slay life. your hair is amazing and you are amazing and i absolutely loved working with you on votes and just having conversations with you. literally stay beautiful.

“For being the flop I was I'm expecting drags out of all four of you.”

Ashley: LEAH!!! Okay, so once I heard people were thinking you, Amanda and I were an f3 I was like what? And came to you to talk to you for literally like the first time and omg, I know now that I should’ve gotten to know you sooner. Girl you are freaking hilarious and I loved that we were basically the same person. Too bad that f3 wasn’t actually a thing. We could’ve run like everything! But noooo, people just had to think we were some strategic masterminds when we really just love It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I miss you already and really can’t wait to be able to talk again. <3

Linus: I always feel like Leah and I were kind of forced into the position of being rivals in the game. She was gunning for me for a while, especially after Keegan went, which sucked because going deep with Leah would have been a really good game move, but such is life. 

Tommy: If anyone has personality this season, it's you. You're loud and not afraid of saying what's on your mind or how you feel about people. You were the last female fan standing which is a huge accomplishment AND you're a part of the 7th place chat with Trevor, Sam, and I! Lastly, CHEETAH is an icon know that

Ting Ting: Girl. girl. girl. you are a ball of absolutely sarcasm and just doneness with life and i can relate to you soooooooo much. plz don’t hate me for voting you our but you are fucking fantastic and amazing and i hope that we can work together in bb.

“I can't emphasize how damn proud I am with my gameplay this time around. I overcame a reputation as a player that would only get me as far as early merge, and yet, by the end, I believe that I changed that rep into one that made me a true contender to win.”

Ashley: Sam. I tried so hard to be able to work with you. But you were just so sketchy. It was literally terrifying to my game. So, I may have been the one to get you out. I hope you can understand this, as I know you know this is just a game. I tried my best to be honest with you and not come apologizing after the first time I sent your name around. I hope you can respect that and we can work together sometime in the future! Because damn, you are good. 

Linus: Sam was truly given the short end of the stick in this game because Jay was after him so heavily. Sam never did very  much to lead anyone to believe he was untrustworthy, and he seemed like a really good ally to have. Sadly, along with Jay's rhetoric putting Sam at a disadvantage when it came to people wanting to vote him out, it also gave him a big advantage if he got to the end since he would have been someone everyone was always talking about yet he pulled through.

Tommy: Stop picking your nose on snapchat you RAT. Anyways it was such a pleasure to work with you basically all game leading up until Final 6. We've had so many convos on skype and you know I think you're fantastic. I'm really happy for you that you ended up changing your game. Maybe you're not the cut throat rat/snake everyone made you out to be, maybe you're really a penguin who likes to dance in place or blow kisses in the mid air LOL. Give me a good review of Slaybells at ponderosa for me.

Ting Ting:  i’m crying. i’m actually dead. when you got voted out and seamus found out he messaged me and we were both so sad. literally why? that’s the only question. your tribal was sad and it makes all the good people out there sad. #shots4sam

Ashley:     Amanda, my love. My ride or die. My partner in crime. Omg how I already miss you. I am so sorry about what I did. The whole situation was ridiculous. I really feel as though I found a friend in you and I know you can look passed this. We understood how this game could end up. I am so happy I got to know you through this and I can’t wait to be able to fangirl over Hamilton with you again. I will now quote Disney movies that remind me of you and make me feel better. 

You’re the Terk to my Tarzan “And you'll be in my heart Yes you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more” 

You’re the Woody to my Buzz“You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you We stick together and can see it through Cause you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me”

You’re the Timon to my Pumbaa “Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata!Hakuna Matata?Yeah. It's our motto!What's a motto?Nothing. What's a-motto with you?”Love you!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Linus:  Despite being one of the people I talked to the least, Amanda was actually one of my downright favourite people to work with. We had a non aggression pact if you will for a large portion of the post merge where despite us not being officially aligned, we would keep each other safe to both progress. Even though we weren't allies to the very end, I truly do think neither of us would have done as well as we did had each other not been in the game and I enjoyed being able to skip a lot of the smalltalk since we could both see that each other being around improved our position.

Tommy:  I was so happy I got to finally play a game with you because I see you're in different seasons all the time in this community and we never got to play together before. You're super intelligent and smart. I really enjoyed our convos about threatre/plays. You have a really kind heart.

Ting Ting: you are so beautiful and amazing and nice! i so wish you were on more and active more so that we could more conversations and stuff but when we did talk you were such an absolutely amazing human being. yas queen.