#screaming crying throwing up eek!

[fatherforgivemeforihavesinned]

i never realized how paranoid i am until i learnt exactly what paranoia is screams

[violetmuses]

Tomorrow! 🗣🩸🖤

@reignseclipse @episodes-ff @adriennegabriella @lyricailove @mselenalovebug @acknowledgeyousomebitches @baybehkay 🏷

[dulcewrites]

idk why but Timothee chalamets mugshot is giving angsty baelor

I had to look this up ummm is that real. It looks like editorial he did that someone photoshopped on paper lmao😭😭😭

But yeah it kind of does give that vibe a bit. Very angsty but serving face (he has not choice to with aemyrah as parents). Baelor does probably does get arrested for something, and lawyer daddy Aemond has to step in yikes. Oh god Myrah would be LIVID.

[housedyke]

*whispers* I'm officially enrolled for the fall semester

[soulsilvers]

the reaction here to my art of green being pregnant has been like... normal. thankfully.

it is baffling to me how much these self proclaimed ~radical be gay do crimes acab dykefags~ meme male pregnancy into this OMG EEK SUPER WEIRD AND SHOCKING grossout joke. and im here just sitting like. what am i supposed to find so shocking about this? its literally just a fucking pregnant guy.

why dont we try seeing beauty in these subjects for once instead of "crying screaming throwing up omg" like some kind of pussy tradcaths?

[damnfandomproblems]

7759

Most self shippers who do the "not comfy sharing sorry i'm silly" thing are just kids who have a visceral panic reaction whenever they see someone who could possibly have better ideas than them, or post more things about the character, or are uncomfortable if they're not the "only one" in their object permanence-y bubble who self-ships with them because maybe their life sucks and they want to be The One at something. They have problems. I give them grace. Most of them will grow out of it. But I still avoid them like the plague.

Posting as a response to a previous problem.

This problem had quite a few responses, so I've decided to compile them all onto one post, below the cut.

Anon:

self shipping has always been a thing, the most (in)famous example of it being the snapewives back in 2006 (so, almost 20 years ago.)

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Anon:

Re one of the comments, I've been here since 2014 and literally never heard of self shipping until a couple years ago. As in, I know people have shipped themselves with characters since like, the dawn of fandom, but "self-shipping" as a word and "community", not so much. I guess by extension: Was the concept of people shipping themselves with characters even called "self-shipping" back then? If not, I can see why it fell under the radar, because in that case maybe it just blended into all the "I love this character" posts. I also remember things like the Snapewives (eek), but I never saw the word "self-ship" to describe it.

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Anon:

"Possessiveness with characters has been and always will be around, whether someone says they "selfship" with them or not" True, but have you seen self-shippers? I can't be convinced that they're the same as others, because so many of them lean so hard on the escapism that they derive from their favs, I'm assuming because it's the best and deepest way someone can project and immerse themselves in a fantasy, that they go feral when someone even slightly accidentally oversteps a line. I'm talking, screaming, crying, throwing up, shaking at the keyboard like they've been triggered. I have a younger cousin who I visit sometimes, and she reacts like this every time someone she follows reblogs fanart from a person who also self-ships with the character. It's really fucked up. I was possessive about characters I wrote when I was a teen, but never like this.

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Anon:

The self-shipper possessiveness thing always gets me because, uh, are they okay? Are they really losing their tits just because someone else says they have a crush on a character? Is there something in the social media water that has turned the whole experience into a crabs-in-a-bucket deal? I was crushing over characters hardcore when I was in high school, and quite a few other people had the same idea as me (not going to lie, it's kind of funny when half your class is in love with Edward Cullen lmfao)... But none of us were even close to possessive? We all covertly made fun of each other by taping funny faces Edward made on in the movies on people's binders, and we shared stories we wrote, and one time during a grade sleepover we even watched Twilight and we would not shut up every time he was on-screen. I don't know, it just baffles me that people can be so up their own ass, be it from insecurity or pretentiousness or what say you.

[writingsofwesteros]

https://www.tumblr.com/writingsofwesteros/765483597113212928/httpswwwtumblrcomwritingsofwesteros765253538?source=share

AHHHHHH screaming crying throwing up

Tywin slowly lifting his head up, looking at Stev with an unreadable expression. Stev's expression patient and gentle. Soon he is kissing her. Kissing her in a way he has only ever kissed one woman before

His kiss is powerful, yes. But it's tender. Tender and languid. Nothing rough or hurried about it. Stev returns the Kiss with the same softness. Letting him take the lead. Delicate sounds leaving both of them as they get drunk on each other.

"I should have known, what betrayal am I walking into?" A Voice startles them. Otto. His words are joking, a grin plastered on his tired face, and his tone is happy.

With quick strides Otto walks over to the two, kissing his wife. Stev kisses back eagerly "we waited for you" she says against his lips

When pulling away Otto grasps Tywin's shoulder softly. "I see you did" he says

EEK!!

Otto coming in teasing them!

[honeyhotteoks]

hi its miya aka omegaverse clergy anon (💀) this ask is ok to post, i could stand to be more of a freak on main anyways. anyhow - all your feelings around the rec/beta-ing process are super valid ! anything with reading is like a mad time sink so i understand! id love to know your thoughts but theres absolutely never any pressure to comment :3

that said :

how could i fear any hurricane by Syster

i see you; anything that has yh in it im probably already emotionally invested in 😔 and fortunately their characterization of him is very sweet and very real in a way i dont see all that often. the way the conflict is set out in this twoshot had me genuinely clawing walls crying screaming throwing up. the other fic i recommend from op is where yunho has a talking penis (yes) and mayybbbeee the bird-based omegaverse depending on how you feel about the tags and how curious you are. neither play into wanting to demean and both i feel say something at least moderately interesting about gender or their world building. ( in other news if you ever want emotionally crushing toxic codependent woosan or yunhwa character studies i unfortunately have that on lock )

also absolutely diabolical the grip sanhwa has on me from tnt alone. hoping to write a sanhwa/mc challengers au one day. anyways thats it from me - hoping this ask sends eek !

omg i'm finally getting to this b/c i'm back from vacation and i just wanted to say - THIS FIC IS INSANELY GOOD. I read this in one sitting just like mouth open silent screaming it was 10/10 - so thank you sm!!!!

[fatherforgivemeforihavesinned]

no but bc WHEN YOU OUTGROW A LOVER THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS BUT YOU

[violetmuses]

Roman! 🖤🗣🐾🩸

@episodes-ff @expert-texpert @persethegawd @adriennegabriella @fearlesschimera @secretlifeoofmarpessa @mytribalnightmare @adoresmiles @blackgurlnhermoods @dabratzchronicles @luvrsluxe 🏷

[groovygrumpygoose]

Screaming, crying, throwing up.

She’s so cute!!! She wants to know me in such a personal way🥰🥰

Man, she’s got me smiling so effortlessly and so genuinely at the same time!! The commonalities are crazy, but so funny!!

Eek🫶🫶

[urlocalmanicpixiedreamboy]

AHHH SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP EEK, first person to cover my song!! Thank you for covering 😭😭🤍 @local-lover-boy

I did a cover of "You And I" By Kai Jenkins

mayhaps check it out

[fallinallincurls]

I SEE THE AVS TODAY!!!

[harveywritings92]

BNHA Dad scenario: Someone hits you.

Summary: You're around 8 playing or trying to get you parents attention, someone hits accidentally or on purpose, your father took exception to this. and decided to return the favor with interest.

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Shigaraki: All the senior members of the league knew who you were and knew to never mess with Shigaraki's princess, unless they wanted to be a pile of rot on the floor.. however there were was a newbie about 18 years old who just recently joined had no idea who you were and thought you were some street brat and the resident punch bag, so imagine his surprise when he demanded you hand over your Gameboy, and you told him to go suck a lemon bad move.

You were kicked in the ribs sent airborne toward the wall and crashed into and fell to the floor clutching your stomach in pain. "Next time I ask for something you give it to me you little brat!" the boy sneered before looking down at your crying shaking body and heard you calling out. "Daddy...daddy..." He started laughing at your wailing and tried to get everyone else on his side, but no one moved they just stared at (dickhead) in horror he looked at them all confused.

"C'mon what the hells wrong with you guys?" as you were hyperventaling as the door to the back opened in stepped Shigaraki who looked around the bar confused why everyone was so quiet before hearing you crying and wheezing and his red eyes zeroed in on his daughter on the floor and (Dickhead) walking over to him with this shit eating grin holding your Gameboy … 

"Hey boss you like gaming, you got any-" Shigaraki shoved him and made a bee-line towards you and he crouched down carefully helped you sit up , you were clutching your ribs. "D-daddy.." you stammered as your dad shushed you and pulled your shirt up, if they thought Tomura was mad before they were wrong! the second he saw the large bruise on your stomach, he saw red...  "it's all right Princess Daddy's got you." he cooed picking you up ( he's got gloves on) keeping your face tucked in his shoulder.

Shigaraki then turned towards (dickhead) who's cocky grin turned to a confused pout as he tried processing what was going on, as your dad started slowly walking towards him, stoned faced red eyes alight with rage as he brought his free hand up to his mouth taking his glove off with his teeth, (dickhead)'s face slowly contorted in horror as he realized you weren't some random brat they picked up off streets!

You were his boss's kid! and he punted you across the bar for a toy! "Hey-I-i didn't know man,-s she can have it back-" the last thing he saw was Shigaraki's hand coming for his face, everyone in the bar looked away or down at their drinks "Someone clean that up." Your dad ordered as he calmly put his glove back on and stepped over a pile of dust and clothes as he took you to the doctor to make sure that waste of an NPC didn't break your ribs.

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Kirishima: You were both at the bank you were off to the side fidgeting with your dress waiting for your dad to finish up at the teller and decided to  wander around the lobby, checking around if there any candy bowls around here, when you bumped into another adult a balding mad who's back was to you, "oops I'm sorr-" You were cut off by a loud crack! and suddenly you found yourself floor clutch your stinging cheek stunned as this angry red faced man screamed in your face. "I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR (random boys name!)!?" You there was tense ringing in your ears as you burst out wailing as the demeanor changed as he finally got a good look at you and in horror realized you were a little girl and not his son. 

"uh-r" Just then Red blur came running at him and he was punched in the jaw by rock hard fist that sent him flying through the bank's glass door by a very pissed off Eijirou, who looked like was gonna kill him before he felt she daughter hug his leg, which she does when she wants to go home, his red eyes looked down at you the back the man who was being check on by the bank security, then back to you starring back at him tearfully, your dad took a deep breath picked you up and kissed the bruise forming on you cheek, and told manager he'll pay for the window. "YOU'RE MEAN!" you screamed at the man who hit you who was now awake with his actual son who was a teenager was standing awkward to the side looking embarrassed, the man flinched when your dad shot him a glare as you both passed him.

A week later the jerky dad had the gall to try taking your dad to court, the judge got one look at the security footage and your still healing face and laughed in the guys face and threw the case out.

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Dabi: Your mom was the owner of his favorite Dive bar, They don't ask questions and he don't give answers, Anyway mom had stepped out to get weekly restock delivery and left Dabi in charge, things were wrapping up for the night when you had wandered down from the upstairs apartment way passed your bed. "Hey ,Firefly what're you doing up?" he said picking you up and sitting you on his lap. 

"Was the music too loud?" You shook your head he hummed you weren't feeling well and woke up, went looking for one of you parents, he felt how hot your forehead was under his chin and frowned. "Want some ginger ale?" he aske rubbing your back you uh-huh'd as your dad leaned over the bar grabbed a glass and went to grab the dispenser hose for the ginger ale.

Meanwhile some scantily dressed chick who been eyeing your dad like a hungry dog all night was angerly made her way over, in her drunken haze she saw another woman cuddled up to him instead of a little girl, stomped over to bar and before Dabi could register what was going on a nasally voice sneered "Get off my man whore!" and a manicured hand suddenly reached out and grabbed a fist full of your hair and tried yanking you out of his lap!

"Eek Daady!" You screamed in pain as your dad whipped around "What the hell?" Dabi snarled grabbing the woman's arm and using his quirk to burn her, the painted hussy let out this pterodactyl like screech and let go of your hair, then you threw up on her legs causing her to scream louder "My shoes!!!?" she shrieked and went to hit you, but Dabi had ignited his hand and stopped her. 

"Get the fuck out, before I melt your fucking face..." Dabi hissed as you held on to him like a baby koala crying and shaking like a leaf, Your dad watched the bouncer throw the bitch out, while she bitched and cried about knowing the owner and how he'll beat Dabi's ass. "And then you'll sorry!" she wailed as the bouncer shoved her away. "Oh we'll see about that..." Dabi mused as he tried calming you down and making sure she didn't hurt you too badly.

True to her word the bitch came to complain to the owner not realizing that A. the owner was a woman, B. they were Dabi wife, and C) the mother of that "midget whore" who barfed on her fake designers shoes. Dabi watched from the upstairs window calmly sipping his morning coffee as the woman said her sob story and demanded compensation! 

He smirked as your mom nodded calmly put the empty keg she was carrying on her shoulder down on the sidewalk, and without saying a word deck the woman in the face knocking her out cold. "There's your compensation..." She huffed then calmly picked the keg back up and put it on the truck, Dabi whistled at her "Say babe, have I ever told you how much I love you?" he said watching her from the open window your mom blushed flipped him off, he chuckled he could see her smiling. 

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Katsuki: it was Kirishima it was you birthday and he was showing his quirk off to some of the kids when you ran into his elbow, knock on your butt sat there for a few seconds as your uncle and parents fussed over you, Eijirou was apologizing to you asking if you were alright? you just stared at them blankly before grimacing, causing your mom to bring her hand up towards your mouth and like that you spat a tooth out into the palm of her hand, her [y/ec] eyes widened while your dad and and uncle started freaking out...

Well.... more like your dad had uncle Kirishima by the shirt collar threatening to destroy him! while Eijirou came saying how sorry he was and it was an accident! while they were yelling your mom checked your mouth carefully counting your teeth, then sighed in relief before turning your dad. "Katsuki...." your dad didn't hear her as he was telling Kirishima to pay for you dental work!

"Katsuki." she tried again, but he was too far gone. "Alright you asked for it!" she yelled finally getting Katsuki's attention when he realized she was going use her quirk. "Hon, wai-" too late your mom snapped her fingers and your dad, still holding Kirishima, was frozen in place. Your mom calmly brought you over to your them and had you open your mouth and show him the "Damage" your dad's red eyes looked at you then back at your mom who was holding the tooth. "He knocked out that tooth... we were gonna have, y'know?" His eyes widened as he realized Shitty-Hair had knocked out a stubborn baby tooth that refuse to fall out, and were gonna have it pulled next week...

Your mom unfroze your dad and he dropped Kirishima before taking the tooth to examine it, making sure it really the right tooth, and he seemed to calm down, muttering an apology to Kirishima, then whispered something to you mom that made her blush. "You better be ready for it..." he purred in her ear, while you stared up at your parents confused. "Ready for what?" you asked innocently they both froze before Kirishima grabbed your hand. "say kiddo, let's see if (Kirishima's kid.) wants to play!" he said making a hasty get away with you.  

[loaksky]

i just read “the hearts that bind us” and 😭😭😭 IT IS SOOOO,,,, i felt that shit in my HEART, in my SOUL. i’m a connoisseur of neteyam fics and yours is easily the best one i’ve ever read

STOPPP IM GIGGLING RN EEK tysm lovely anon. the fact that ppl feel things from my writing makes me 💞💞💞, i’m so appreciative, literally screaming crying throwing up T-T

[justsassysworld]

Till I Can't Remember My Own Name

Strss has building and building for our dear reader, luckily, they have a very enthusiastic ghost who's more than happy to help relieve some of that tension.

Beetlejuice x reader

Gender neutral reader, rough kisses, bondage, tentacle action, hair pulling, spanking, maybe over stimulation

The door slams behind you as you storm into your home. It's not that your day was particularly bad, but it was another straw closer to breaking the camel's back. Throwing your crap onto the couch, you stomp towards your kitchen, not really knowing what your looking for.

A soft pop is your only warning before a pair of familiar arms wrap around your waist.

"Hey, sweets! How's you doing?" he purrs in your ear. You sink back into him, and lost in his embrace, you realise exactly what you need.

Spinning in his arms, you wrap your hand around his tie. You drag him close, barely an inch separating your lips. "I need you."

A excited grin splits his face, and before he can get out a smart remark you draw him in and pour all your passion into a searing kiss. His response is immediate, arms wrapping around you, one hand in your hair, the other on your ass. You pull back slightly, needing him to understand. "I want you to take me to bed and fucking rail in until I can't even remember my own name."

His hair is glowing pink as he throws you over his shoulder and rushes to your bedroom. He tosses you onto the bed, both of your clothes dissappearing in the brief moments you're air born.

Before your back can come back up off the mattress, he's there. Lightning quick tentacles whip out, wrapping around all of your limbs, restraining you. Your ankles are pulled up and out, leaving you thuroughly exposed. More twisting limbs slither across your torso, two stopping to play with your nipples.

A low moan escapes your throat, but before you can beg for more, a new appendage finds your mouth, slowly probing. Whining, you suckle on the tip.

A light touch fathers against your inner thigh, drawing your attention. Claw tipped fingers drag across the creases between your thighs and crotch. Your back tries to bow, but held as you are, you can't go far.

"Alright, babes," Beetlejuice growls, rising up to hover over you, face to face. "Before I give you what you asked, you gotta be real sure. You're gonna moan for me, once, and I'll go nice and slow, taking my time. Twice, and I'll absolutely wreck you, I'll pound you like nobody's ever done before." His eyes gleam as he stares into yours, hunting for your intent. "Well, sexy? What's it gonna be?"

Not hesitating for even a second, you let out two moans, reminding yourself to ask for the first option in the future.

The tentacle in your mouth pulls back, quickly replaced by Bj's tongue. It's a short kiss, a claiming kiss. When he moves back down, your mouth is once again filled.

Emptying your mind, you force yourself to let go of everything outside of the pleasure that's just starting to build.

Caught off guard, you let off a startled scream when the heat of his mouth suddenly surrounds you. His hands clamp down on your hips, keeping you in place.

It's hard for you to focus on any one thing. Between the tentacle in your mouth, the two others tormenting your nipples, and his mouth, he's already got you out of your mind. And you know this is just the foreplay.

His tongue starts to probe, hand taking over where he had been. You realize this isn't for your pleasure, but that he's prepairing you, getting you nice and slick for what's coming next.

The limbs holding you tense slightly before you're flipped over, knees bent, ass up, hips held in his hands. Your arms are secured in front of you as you feel his hands glide down your back, claws occasionally catching. You flex your jaw when the tentacle is removed.

He folds his body over you, teasing you, his cock rubbing against you. "You sure you want this, babes?" he purrs against your ear. "If you say yes, you ain't gonna be able to walk straight for at least a week."

Waiting for your answer, his teeth and tongue tease your neck and ear, while his evil fingers pinch and play at your nipples. Unable to do much more, you nod your head vehemently.

Obviously, that isn't good enough, because all you get is a quick smack on the ass, and a condiscending, "Uh, uh, uh, you can do better than that. Give me the words."

"Please," you whine, rocking against him as much as you can. "Fucking fuck me already!"

A satisfied chuckle is your only warning before he slams into you. As he leans back to get better leverage, your mouth is once again filled. His hips start to piston with inhuman speed, his claws digging into your hip. You hear him mumbling and groaning behind you, but you really only understand every few words.

Your mind starts to go blank as he pounds into you, but then you feel something slide down your hip and start stimulating you. A muffled whine is your immediate response.

The more he teases, and the faster he thrusts, the closer you get to cumming. but somethings missing.

A sharp slap makes you moan. The next has you trying to rub your thighs together. One more, combined with a targeted thrust and careful stroke, has you crying out, both into the room and in extacy.

Suddenly, there's one hand in your hair, one wraps around waist, and you're pulled up, back plastered to his chest.

Beetlejuice positions you carefully. Legs on either side of his, arms pinned to your sides, fingers replace the tentacle in your mouth. He's got a couple hands on your hips, two more tweek your nipples, and another rests on your throat, a gentle reminder of his control.

He starts to really slam into you, not giving you a chance to calm down, to let the orgasm ebb. Instead, he's amping you back up, and you know your next climax will be earth shattering.

Teeth barely graze your neck, letting you know exactly what's coming next. There's nothing to muffle the soul searing sound that escapes you when he clamps down, right where your shoulder and neck meet. His shout is mostly contained by your flesh as he slams into you two-make that three- times more.

You feel his cum filling you as you melt back against him. A contented sigh eeks out when you find yourself laying across his chest, muscles like jelly and mind completely wiped.

"Sooooo," he starts, pulling you in tight. "What was your name again?"

Giggling, you press a kiss against his chest before angling your face up. "You'll have to tell me. You fucked me silly."