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Can't believe the entire suburb of Footscray rests on Trent's bony little Italian shoulders
#make them proud Trent#this is make or break for the suburb#All the hard work in making footscray a respectable suburb since the 2016 premiership rests on Trent's shoulders#this is it#this is what all the hard work has been for#this is everything they've worked for#and it is now up to Trent to fly the flag for the suburb and make them proud#Trent has been chosen to be the face of Footscray#with his beautiful curls to live for#his face on all the billboards around Footscray motivating them all to be better and close the injecting rooms and choose love not drugs and#no I'm kidding that's really mean#I'm sorry Footscray#it is a great suburb#their train station is pretty cool#they've jazzed it up and it's right near Darcy Moore Street and#if Trent beats SA then they'll make him mayor of Footscray#give him the key to the suburb#closes down injecting rooms and turns them into gay bars#in honour of Bailey Smith the fallen dog#Bailey's been trying to shut down injecting rooms for years but then he died#he gets resurrected by the Daicos brothers and they teach him to walk again at the Collingwood football club#'where am i' Bailey groans squinting around at all the shining trophies and sparkling gym equipment#'you're home' Nick Daicos answers as Josh looks at himself in the mirror and combs his hair#Bailey's eyes light up at the full length mirror and gravitates toward it#okay this post is out of control#oh where was i#oh yeah Trent being the face of Footscray#The hero#scray saviour#i don't know
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