#scratchy-dyke

[sharkgirldick]

Do i have permission to snooze in this ask box its so cozy honk mimimimimi

Shhh... The dyke is sleeping...

[cherrystonefemme]

Every time I see butches reacting incredulously to posts about how hot they are i weep and wail and sob so hard the ground erodes and I end up in a mud hovel

[saintlesbian]

been thinking about gender again lately :P do y’all think i could still be a cute dyke if I started taking testosterone someday 🥺

[amisonist]

It’s been too long since I’ve posted something like this happy tummy Tuesday :3

@lilithtransrights @virtualgirlafterdark @scratchy-dyke @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @catboybiologist @sovereign-skyy @gayhornythoughts @butterfly-sapphire @thekinkycorvid

[muttgirl-bixxi]

ok i gotta pregame tummy tuesday let’s do this

@anarqueeen @nine-milf @puppymiqwerty @slutty-d1saster @jenthetranskitsune @scratchy-dyke @puppygirlbimbo

[jacksoldsideblog]

i have a very very specific idea of what fight club if it were women would be like and here's a few things just about the narrator and Tyler

narrator

-tells herself its a win that she gets to wear slacks and a blouse and only slight heels

-looks/is extremely dead inside

-wears makeup to cover up dark circles and damage from fight club, like every other woman who cant risk getting fired (key component of female fight club is the fact that unlike men, women are absolutely punished for visual deviance)

-is immensely jealous of Tyler's jobs letting her get away with not wearing makeup

-wants to die buried in Tyler's pussy

-tall

-pretends to like men

-talks about living with Tyler. lets people assume

-shaves armpits. stops upon living at paper st

-low voice. not confident, scratchy/crackly

-limp shoulder length/low cut bob

-deep unending rage

Tyler

-somehow was her nickname from childhood

-wears a beat up oxblood leather jacket

-pretty much just wears men's clothing because it's more durable cheaper and also dyke hot

-wears jeans. in the summer it's jorts

-wears steel toe boots

-carries a multitool

-wears hawaiian shirts

-hair exactly like m.tyler. ends up with a mullet a lot because she forgets to cut it. occasionally trims the hair out of her eyes. when it gets long enough to be something like a bob she gives herself a buzz cut.

-low voice. sexy crooner

-pretends to be a man for work. more accurately does not disabuse peoples notions. gets away with it and takes wholehearted advantage

-puts period goop in the fancy steak sauce. slimes all the silverware

-constantly on the edge of converting fight club to a lesbian bathhouse. believes in the equalizing white towel

-walks around paper street house shirtless. sometimes just in boxers. the narrator feels a lot of ways about this

-does not shave at all

-does indeed burn bras. burns the narrators bras

-philosophy different to m.tyler but that's a separate post. still an idealist violent fuck

[puppymiqwerty]

@slutty-d1saster

@jenthetranskitsune

@puppygirl-bixxi

@scratchy-dyke

Y'all win, I have a biting kink now >:|

God dammit

[sharkgirldick]

Fav movie, book, and meal? :3

The Princess Bride, Empress, and right now... Pizza.

[roaringup]

Robin tested positive for COVID this afternoon with a test that was completely not linked to noticing any symptoms or suspecting anything (it was just a double-check pre-Dyke March). So: no Dyke March, and uncertain cat-acquisition timing, and a bizarre illness situation that has so far seemingly not affected either of us with actually feeling significantly ill, though Robin reported a scratchy throat later in the day that wasn't really distinguishable from allergies. I myself tested negative and feel... just fine? I lazed around in bed anyway, and we're in our separate rooms and masking, with the air purifiers on.

Fingers crossed this situation resolves uneventfully? We've isolated in the house before due to symptoms or exposures, but never an actual positive test, so that's frustrating. Still, I knew it was bound to come eventually, despite wearing a mask in public all the time and doing rapid tests before hanging out with people unmasked (our current practices). I feel pretty calm; panicking would be unhelpful, so I appreciate that my brain is responding this way.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Im not sure my reblog is showing bc my account is blurred (fuck tumblr) but https://www.tumblr.com/scratchy-dyke/738959787485708288/wanna-be-nosy-heres-your-chance this the 43 i meant

Yea I can't access it because you're blurred, sorry

[cohendyke]

local swag dyke excited for cold weather so she can wear her horribly scratchy yet still comfy vintage wool coat, more at 8

[amisonist]

Another tummy Tuesday this time featuring exactly one boob and me not having electricity:)

@lilithtransrights @butterfly-sapphire @gayhornythoughts @scratchy-dyke @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @thekinkycorvid

[slutty-d1saster]

@scratchy-dyke

NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin

[sharkgirldick]

Haiiiiii :3

Hey.

[sharkgirldick]

I’d let you use my mouth whenever ;p

Is now a good time? Some head would be divine right now.

[sharkgirldick]

Navy :3

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