#scratchy-dyke
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sharkgirldick · 8 months ago
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Do i have permission to snooze in this ask box its so cozy honk mimimimimi
Shhh... The dyke is sleeping...
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cherrystonefemme · 1 year ago
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Every time I see butches reacting incredulously to posts about how hot they are i weep and wail and sob so hard the ground erodes and I end up in a mud hovel
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saintlesbian · 1 year ago
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been thinking about gender again lately :P do y’all think i could still be a cute dyke if I started taking testosterone someday 🥺
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amisonist · 4 months ago
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It’s been too long since I’ve posted something like this happy tummy Tuesday :3
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@lilithtransrights @virtualgirlafterdark @scratchy-dyke @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @catboybiologist @sovereign-skyy @gayhornythoughts @butterfly-sapphire @thekinkycorvid
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muttgirl-bixxi · 2 months ago
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ok i gotta pregame tummy tuesday let’s do this
@anarqueeen @nine-milf @puppymiqwerty @slutty-d1saster @jenthetranskitsune @scratchy-dyke @puppygirlbimbo
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jacksoldsideblog · 1 year ago
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i have a very very specific idea of what fight club if it were women would be like and here's a few things just about the narrator and Tyler
narrator
-tells herself its a win that she gets to wear slacks and a blouse and only slight heels
-looks/is extremely dead inside
-wears makeup to cover up dark circles and damage from fight club, like every other woman who cant risk getting fired (key component of female fight club is the fact that unlike men, women are absolutely punished for visual deviance)
-is immensely jealous of Tyler's jobs letting her get away with not wearing makeup
-wants to die buried in Tyler's pussy
-tall
-pretends to like men
-talks about living with Tyler. lets people assume
-shaves armpits. stops upon living at paper st
-low voice. not confident, scratchy/crackly
-limp shoulder length/low cut bob
-deep unending rage
Tyler
-somehow was her nickname from childhood
-wears a beat up oxblood leather jacket
-pretty much just wears men's clothing because it's more durable cheaper and also dyke hot
-wears jeans. in the summer it's jorts
-wears steel toe boots
-carries a multitool
-wears hawaiian shirts
-hair exactly like m.tyler. ends up with a mullet a lot because she forgets to cut it. occasionally trims the hair out of her eyes. when it gets long enough to be something like a bob she gives herself a buzz cut.
-low voice. sexy crooner
-pretends to be a man for work. more accurately does not disabuse peoples notions. gets away with it and takes wholehearted advantage
-puts period goop in the fancy steak sauce. slimes all the silverware
-constantly on the edge of converting fight club to a lesbian bathhouse. believes in the equalizing white towel
-walks around paper street house shirtless. sometimes just in boxers. the narrator feels a lot of ways about this
-does not shave at all
-does indeed burn bras. burns the narrators bras
-philosophy different to m.tyler but that's a separate post. still an idealist violent fuck
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puppymiqwerty · 10 months ago
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@slutty-d1saster
@jenthetranskitsune
@puppygirl-bixxi
@scratchy-dyke
Y'all win, I have a biting kink now >:|
God dammit
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sharkgirldick · 3 months ago
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Fav movie, book, and meal? :3
The Princess Bride, Empress, and right now... Pizza.
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halcy0ng1rl · 13 days ago
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growing pains | F.J.S.J
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Joey: R U OK?  Susie: @ the lodge
3.5k words Susie Lavoie centric hurt/comfort
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Playlist𝅘𝅥𝅮 1: Growing Pains by Ethel Cain  2: Nara Dreamland by Nicole Dollanganger  3: Crack Baby by Mitski 4: Golden Age by Ethel Cain 5: Waco, Texas by Ethel Cain 6: Not a lot, just Forever by Adrianne Lenker
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1996, Mount Ormond 
The bitingly cold wind wafted through Susie’s hair as she trudged up the steps to the abandoned Mount Ormond Ski resort. It nipped at the static tears in her eyes and snuck through the gap of her sweater’s front pocket, hands stuffed feebly inside. She dredged her soaking canvas sneakers up the crumbling wood steps toward a room she knew all too well. The cracked frosted glass window of her sanctuary door welcomed her home. 
She folded herself onto the painstakingly thin mattress and listened as the wind-beaten old frame sighed under her weight. The dark mauve dusk of evening settled over the inconsequential town of Ormond, and by extension, over Susie. 
      As she pulled the bed’s scratchy faded blue blanket over her nose, she felt the inevitable sting of tears fall from her burning eyes down her cold cheeks. Snot dripped from her nose, and she wiped it with her sleeve. She hated him. 
Congested sobs bubbling up in her throat, hair the texture of dead straw sticking to her forehead, tonight’s altercation played on repeat in her head;
Her mid-term marks in her father's curled fist. Shouting. The deaf ring of flesh hitting flesh. More shouting. 
‘How can my daughter be an idiot and a dyke?!’ Smack. ‘You ungrateful brat!’ Another. ‘Fucking useless’. Crunch. 
She had managed to tune out most of it– his usual drunken stammering– but she couldn’t tune out the pain in her ribs or the throbbing ache under her left cheekbone or the coagulating, purple-green bruises on her shins. Some things she couldn’t escape. But here in this abandoned, snow-soaked castle, she could flee to her own kingdom of solace if only for a few hours. 
Susie had first found the ski lodge with Julie last year when they were juniors at Fairview, first semester. They were out cruising in Susie’s “new” 1990 accord during the Christmas break, snow falling like puffy stars beyond the windshield. Old holiday jingles played over the beat-up speakers, and as they drove down a backroad on the way to one of their only rich friend’s parties, Julie spotted the large chain-link fence hidden in the thickets of frost-covered evergreens. 
Susie parked the car, apprehensive as Julie ran her purple-manicured fingernails over the rusted NO TRESPASSING sign bolted to the fence. The words, emblazoned in crimson red, put a knot in Susie’s stomach. 
She didn’t even want to go to this party, let alone break into a place where they could get in trouble, murdered, lost, or all of the above. But as Julie’s cold hand took hers, all of her worries melted away. So long as they were together, Susie could do anything. 
Pulling her hood over her snow-dotted blonde hair, Julie whisked over the fence with ease. Susie followed suit, albeit less gracefully, and they stared at the forgotten wood monolith in awe once their feet hit the icy pathway. Julie broke out in a rush of excitement. 
“Let’s go, Suse!” 
Susie tried her best to keep up with Julie’s sudden burst of energy, her breath visible in the night air as she clamoured up the hill. Inside was a world of their wildest dreams. 
They spent the night pouring over the dusty wood bannisters and abandoned vending machines, enchanted by the cavernous hallways and cracking upholstery, all left permanently as they were when the resort closed. Stuck in time. Moonlight and snowflakes filtered through a large concave in the roof and illuminated the large centrepiece fireplace. Cracked wooden beams stretched across the high ceilings for what seemed like miles.
 It was the most beautiful place they’d ever seen.
Holding a hazy green bottle of champagne, Julie leaned against the water-ring-covered bar in the chalet. She dusted the cobwebs from the glass with her gloved palm. 
       The moon from the window behind her illuminated the contours of her like a halo as she smiled skeptically at Susie, raising the bottle. Susie felt a painful and sudden yearning to reach over the countertop and close the distance between them in response, but instead, she simply nodded. Stared into the beautiful, gleaming blue eyes before her.
 Julie popped the cork. 
“To the other resort that shut this place out of business,” she toasted, and lifted the bottle to her cracked lips.
 They took turns sipping the bubbly drink, laughing like they hadn’t in years as they posed like 1950s pin-up girls on the countertop and talked like detectives they’d heard in movies. The sound of tipsy giggles filled the once-empty chamber of the resort and echoed back at them, sweet and melodic. 
The world introducing Susie to this place was the kindest thing it had ever done for her right next to introducing her to Julie in the eighth grade. 
When they finally made it to the party, it couldn’t compare to the fun they’d had at the lodge. 
Even now thinking about that day made Susie’s tears quiet, and the thrumming of her heart steady. She held herself together, knees up to her chin, and closed her eyes. Thinking of Julie and snow. The gentle scent of her car's heat enveloping them in the dark cab when they drove back home, only faintly lit by the dashboard. 
‘Too bad she’s preoccupied with he who shall not be named,’ she retorted to herself bitterly. 
The warm visual of Julie in the snow morphed into Frank in the firelight, the underside of his jaw highlighted by orange as he pressed his thin lips to Julie’s, the scent of whiskey on her breath for the rest of the night. Susie could smell it when she hugged her goodbye. 
Even so, she couldn’t be mad at him for long. They were cut from the same cloth and he had saved them from dying of boredom before senior year. But part of her was ambivalent toward the lodge no longer being hidden as the forest's best-kept secret. Upset that Julie wanted him over her, and that he returned the sentiment. The conflicting feelings she had for Julie made her want to buy a gun, shoot 30 people, and then herself. It didn’t seem fair. 
She thought of them, toiling around on the dust-covered comforters in the next room over. A shared cigarette burning between parted lips, smoke funnelling into the air (Susie knew Julie wouldn’t object if he offered). They were probably glad she couldn’t come that day— it may have even been their plan. Julie knew she had a test that morning.
‘You’re my best friend. You know I’d never leave you out, right?’ And yet she did. 
But then she thought of all the fun the four of them had together these past few months and flashes of Julie’s black-lipped smile brought forth that feeling of belonging she sought for. Her friends filled the gaping hole life had carved in her chest. 
With a pang of guilt, Susie remembered her obligation. Tonight was a legion night, her legion night and she was spending it wallowing her pain away dreaming wistfully about a girl who would never love her back. Angry for reasons she had made up in her head. She hugged herself tighter. ‘Pathetic’. 
Before this evening she had planned to rent a copy of whatever interested her at the video store and formulate her ideas whilst they curled up on the couch munching on popcorn, staring at Frank’s tiny box TV. Yet here she was. Ditching them. 
They were probably all waiting for her. 
Her phone buzzed, confirming her suspicion. 
Joey: R U OK?  Susie: @ the lodge
Immediately after she sent the text with shaky fingers, Julie’s number flashed across the tiny viridian screen. The phone vibrated, and she hesitated for a moment– then put it to her ear. 
“Hello? Susie?” Julie’s voice cracked through the poor signal. Susie sat on the edge of the bed, picking at her leggings. 
“Hey Julie,” her voice worked hard against the lump in her throat. Julie picked up on her tone immediately. 
“Is everything okay? Joey said you’re at the lodge.” 
“Yeah, I– uh,” Susie exhaled a shaky breath, watched it dissipate into the air. Julie would understand, surely, but putting words to everything she felt would be like having her teeth pulled. She ran her tongue along her braces and bit the inside of her scarred-up cheeks silently. The fear of being seen as a burden outweighed her need for reassurance. 
The sickly-sweet voice on the other end broke her from her reverie.
“Are you there, Suse?” 
She wiped her runny nose and teary eyes with her sleeve, murmuring a small “yeah,” in response. 
“We’ll be there soon, okay? Don’t go anywhere.” She could hear Joey’s concerned whispering in the background; ‘What’s she saying?’ ‘Was it her dad?’ He was probably fluttering nervously over Julie, playing with his hands. Susie began to sob. ‘So much for playing it cool,’ she thought. 
“Okay,” she choked.
“Love you, we’ll be there soon, I promise.” 
“Love you too,” when Susie flipped her phone shut, she heard a snippet of Frank’s manic raving behind Julie’s soft reassurances; ‘We should get back at him, strike while the iron is still hot-’ and flopped back onto the bed, eyes on the ceiling. 
She had thought of it before. Taking a kitchen knife to his throat in the middle of the night, beating him senseless and leaving him to starve to death in the closet under the stairs. Even petty things, like smashing the glass cabinet that held all of his ski trophies and snapping the gold-coated pieces of metal into unrecognisable specks of dust. She wanted so badly for him to hurt, to feel all of the pain he caused her. To let go of all of the rage she felt. 
She would love to ply off his fingernails one by one.
However, every time the knife block in the kitchen whispered to her, a wave of nausea would settle deep in her stomach. She would be letting him win if she gave in to their pleas. 
Every inch of skin sliding overtop of her bones shook with resentment and made her sick with a desperation to rip it all off. 
The salty taste of anger fell into her mouth as she screamed into the pillow, tearing at her hair. She tore the choker off her neck and threw her shoes in the corner of the room, then collapsed once more and screamed until her throat felt the same texture as wood bark. 
“Why are you like this Susie?” She mocked, lifting her face up. “Why are you like this Susie?” She straddled the pillow, picturing her father’s limp body in its place as she curled her hands into fists and threw blow after blow at it. “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, SUSIE?! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, SUSIE?!” 
For the one time he caught her smoking, 
For the one time she got a 40 on a science test, 
For the one time he saw her ex-girlfriend kiss her in the driveway,
For every single time she simply existed and he took it out on her as if she had just committed a crime worthy of capital punishment, she threw her fist at the pillow. 
When Julie walked into the room, she stumbled upon Susie sitting red-faced on the floor surrounded by feathers with her head in her hands. Smudged mascara had cascaded down her cheeks. 
Immediately, Julie dove into the fluffy down and enveloped Susie in a warm hug. Startled– yet grateful to see her– Susie returned the favour and found solace in the warmth of her neck. 
She smelled like the expensive perfume her parents had gotten her for Christmas last year: vanilla & sandalwood. 
Her hands dug into Julie’s shoulders,
“I just want to fucking burn it all down.” 
“I know,” she held her tighter “I know.” 
Susie’s eyes locked onto Frank, leaning against the doorframe with a flashlight. An uncharacteristic look of sympathy contorted his pimpled face. His eyes told a level of understanding beyond words, but he was still tapping his foot impatiently against the hardwood floor, some sinister plan brewing behind his gentle gaze.
She knew what he was thinking of doing. Silently, she shook her head. 
 Joey stood right beside Julie, a soft hand on Susie’s heaving shoulders. 
They had come to console her in one of her darkest times and were willing to give up their night to do so. Weren’t afraid of the hysteric wailing, or the uncomfortable silence that followed. The very thought of their sacrifice made Susie’s heart swell with affection. 
When she finally calmed down and pulled away, Julie chuckled. 
“Guess I know better than to ask what happened here,” she smiled and gestured to the decimated pillow. For the first time in what felt like an eternity, Susie felt her lips curl into a sheepish grin. The room sighed. 
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” she stood up and dusted herself off, kicking the feathers to the corner to join the dust bunnies. Julie threw her knapsack on the bed as Susie hastily embraced Joey and waved at Frank as he settled the flashlight on the nightstand, a silent token of apology. They all moved closer to the centre of the room as Julie unzipped the bag. 
“We stopped by shoppers on the way here, sorry it took so long,” blurs of colour folded out of the bag and onto the bed “but we picked some stuff up for you.” Julie leaned against the bedframe to give Susie time to examine her wares. 
On the dusty mattress lay a box of electric blue hair dye, a pack of menthol Newports, a crunchy chocolate bar, fluffy white teddy bear, and a cassette tape with ‘for Suzzie :)’ emblazoned on it in permanent marker. Susie was overwhelmed.
“Guys–” 
Julie wrapped an arm around her from behind and pointed at her presents with a peeling manicured finger, “The dye, crunch, and bear are from me, the mixtape is from Joey, and the Newports are from Frank,” she jokingly scoffed and glared at him from the corner of her eye “because he obviously wants to kill you before we graduate.” 
He flipped off Julie with a smirk and walked closer, “your favourite, right?” 
Susie stuffed the pack into her front pocket, the familiar weight soothing her “Yeah, thanks– you remembered.” 
Frank tousled her knotted hair, “Kinda hard to forget when you reek of mint every time you get to the caf.” 
Susie punched him lightheartedly– eliciting a mock cry of pain from the boy– and bent over to caress the glossy cassette tape with her fingertips, brushing over the inscription of her name. There were little stars and lightning bolts doodled next to it in gel pen. On the back, it said ‘from Joey >:)’. 
“That was supposed to be your Christmas gift, but I figured you should have it now.” 
“It’s mid-November,” 
“I like to plan ahead.” 
She grinned at his obvious lie. “So what’s on it?” 
Joey pulled a piece of creased notebook paper from his pocket, tracklist written in hasty scrawl “I had Julie help me out, you can yell at her if it's wrong.” 
Susie took her time examining the note, most of it spent deciphering his handwriting– tracks from Aphex Twin, Nine inch Nails, and even some of the obscure techno artists she annoyed everyone else with were there. Her lips curled over her braces as she beamed. 
“This is sick, Joey.” 
“Really?” 
“It’s perfect.” 
His shoulders sagged like he had been tense for the whole minute this interaction played out. “I’ll bring my player up here at some point,” Frank shot him a wink, and Susie pretended not to notice, but it made her feel a little sick. 
She loved Joey, but not that way. She didn’t know how to tell him that, though, and she also didn’t want to lead him on. Her heart only pined for Julie, who was waiting idly for Susie to pay attention to her. How the tables had turned. 
Susie’s black nails gripped the polar-white teddy bear and stared into its beady brown eyes, bewildered by the care her friends had shown her. She wasn’t used to this. “How much of this did you actually pay for?” 
Julie eyed Frank and put a finger to her lips “That’s classified.” 
Susie wanted to kiss her right then and there. So many nights she lay awake and fantasized about it; how she would taste, where her hands would travel, if her braces would make it awkward. Would she whisper to her and throw her blonde hair over one shoulder so it wouldn’t get in the way? Would Julie taste the menthols on her tongue? 
Would the nicotine on it drive her crazy?
Every night would end the same, with Susie going to bed alone in her cold bedroom, forever unfulfilled. Left solitary to wander the confines of her unsatisfactory thoughts, stuck at an impasse. Susie knew better than anyone that you don’t always get what you want, but why couldn’t she have this one good thing? 
She’d have to settle with simply being her friend and the thought terrified her. Julie seemed like her only ticket to happiness, the cure-all for her woes. ‘Take me,’ she wanted to scream. ‘Just fucking take me already!’ 
The stuffed animal in her arms’ stitched-on mouth smiled as if to reassure her–which sadly didn’t work much. She tried to distract herself by imagining different ways to give it a makeover, she could glue on some googly eyes, patch on some fabric, spray Julie’s perfume on it– 
Okay, maybe that angle wasn’t working either. 
Julie’s voice poked through her dizzy trance.
“You wanted to dye your hair blue, right?” 
“Hm?” 
Julie shook the box of hair dye, “You wanted to dye your hair blue, right? You said something about it the other day.” Concern painted her perfect face. 
“Oh, sorry, it’s—yes. I wanted to dye it blue—thank you, Julie–” Fumbling, Susie looked down at her faded pink tendrils: brown was steadily leaching into the strands. She dreaded the thought of being brunette again. 
“Are you okay? You spaced out on me there. We can leave if–”
“No!” She blurted, “I’m okay, more than, I just wasn’t expecting all this. That’s all.” 
Again, her heart filled with appreciation and her face grew hot with the embarrassment of being perceived. She took a split-second moment to lavish in the fact that for once, people cared enough to remember the little things, like her favourite brand of cigarettes, the music she listened to– even something as trivial as the colour she offhandedly said she wanted to dye her hair.  It was such an unnatural feeling, to be revered. Her eyes darted around the room to look at the faces of her friends, all of a sudden so grateful for them—fuzzy warmth cascaded through her body. 
Julie waited for her to continue, one hand on Susie’s arm. “I thought you’d come here to drag me out, get me back on my feet to continue the night’s activities– not this,” Susie’s eyes met the floor, full of guilt. How could she ever think so lowly of them? Julie’s brows furrowed, then softened, her eyes gentle. 
“I would never force you to do anything you don’t want to, okay? Even if that means postponing legion–” she rolled her eyes at the term Frank had coined, “--activities. You come first,” Susie found herself in Julie’s embrace once more, inhaling that sweet scent on her skin. “We can’t stop that prick from hurting you, but the least we can do is be there for when he does.” 
Frank tilted his head after a few moments of silence and put words to what everybody was thinking yet didn’t want to admit: “We could kill the fucker.” 
Nobody laughed. Joey’s face turned to stone, and Julie only clutched the girl in her arms tighter. Thunder cracked outside and icy sheets of rain slammed against the window, as inside, the four of them raged with the same deadly force. 
All they could do was wait for the storm to pass. 
The next day, in Julie’s small bathroom, Susie sat on the tile floor with her neck craned over the bathtub, freshly bleached scalp covered in cerulean sludge. 
“You’re gonna look like Marge,” Frank’s scratchy chuckle echoed. 
“Oh, shut up!” Julie pushed him, then bent over Susie and smiled haphazardly. “You’re gonna look great.” 
Joey, leaning against the countertop, put up a hand in defence, “Better than looking like a walking piece of bubblegum.” 
“Hey, you all said it looked good pink–” 
“Don’t listen to these morons, Suse,” 
Julie tilted her best friend’s head back, smiled, and turned on the handheld tap with blue-stained fingertips.
 I’m home, Susie thought, I’m home here. 
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roaringup · 6 months ago
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Robin tested positive for COVID this afternoon with a test that was completely not linked to noticing any symptoms or suspecting anything (it was just a double-check pre-Dyke March). So: no Dyke March, and uncertain cat-acquisition timing, and a bizarre illness situation that has so far seemingly not affected either of us with actually feeling significantly ill, though Robin reported a scratchy throat later in the day that wasn't really distinguishable from allergies. I myself tested negative and feel... just fine? I lazed around in bed anyway, and we're in our separate rooms and masking, with the air purifiers on.
Fingers crossed this situation resolves uneventfully? We've isolated in the house before due to symptoms or exposures, but never an actual positive test, so that's frustrating. Still, I knew it was bound to come eventually, despite wearing a mask in public all the time and doing rapid tests before hanging out with people unmasked (our current practices). I feel pretty calm; panicking would be unhelpful, so I appreciate that my brain is responding this way.
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a-teacup-of-golden-cracks · 11 months ago
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Im not sure my reblog is showing bc my account is blurred (fuck tumblr) but https://www.tumblr.com/scratchy-dyke/738959787485708288/wanna-be-nosy-heres-your-chance this the 43 i meant
Yea I can't access it because you're blurred, sorry
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amisonist · 3 months ago
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Another tummy Tuesday this time featuring exactly one boob and me not having electricity:)
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@lilithtransrights @butterfly-sapphire @gayhornythoughts @scratchy-dyke @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @thekinkycorvid
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cohendyke · 1 year ago
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local swag dyke excited for cold weather so she can wear her horribly scratchy yet still comfy vintage wool coat, more at 8
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slutty-d1saster · 8 months ago
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@scratchy-dyke
NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin
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sharkgirldick · 8 months ago
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Haiiiiii :3
Hey.
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sharkgirldick · 7 months ago
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I’d let you use my mouth whenever ;p
Is now a good time? Some head would be divine right now.
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