#scratchy beards

[artmill-danaan]

The Old Guard doodletober (week 3)

D16. Angel

D17. We all have demons (3rd drawing scrolling down)

D18. In the saddle (2nd drawing)

D19. Plump - Fettuccine the cat would like you to know that she heartily disagrees (and entirely belongs to @luminarai - kudos to her)

D20. Frost

D21. Chains

D22. Scratchy [Nicolo]

[airyesart]

they're driving up the electricity bill :-/

[toxicroyjamie]

Oh so thats the Dark Roy everyone keeps talking about. Seriously though, its not a bad look, but I desperately need him to grow the facial hair back asap, I feel so unnerved

LMFAOOOOO .... Real. I feel like Brett shaving the beard was him effectively killing Roy Kent

[moonlights-tears]

Sloppy kisses in lace

Come sit on my face

Find comfort in my need

Ride my beard while I feed

[trashshouldnt]

i wanna be femme and on t its a need

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

So cute

[ssweetiebop]

Harry du bois the type of man to to nuzzle his face against his loved ones like a needy cat and his beard would go ‘scrrtt scrrrtt’ as he does it

[dinsdjrn]

kel fully gave me cassian andor brain rot and now i’m sitting here looking at my wips with abandon as i write a cass piece that is COMPLETELY self indulgent BYE!!

[philhoffman]

1994 // 2014

[heartbeetz]

For a brief period of time a while back, that "self care bc you're thinking about f/os" thing helped me take better care of my lips instead of letting them get all dry and constantly chewing/picking them to death... but that doesn't work with Anton. He's probably got fucked up lips too. We kiss and it's like sandpaper. Who even cares. But also it's probably so fucking wet and gross half the time it doesn't even matter. Sorry.

[saintlesbian]

been thinking about gender again lately :P do y’all think i could still be a cute dyke if I started taking testosterone someday 🥺

[tartt9]

jamie canonically cried on the pitch after the wembley match boy had two very public breakdowns that day someone please give him a kiss and tuck him into bed or smthn

[dullahandyke]

Maybe if I use my beard oil for once I'll stop wanting to kill whenever it brushes against my neck

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

Alright! So, I've been watching Crufts today, and because of that: dog headcanons!

Lucifer may have looked all intimidating and stuff, but when he was home with Zephyr - total sweetheart. Clung to him like velcro.

Marty still "sleeps" in the dog bed he's had since puppy-hood. While he may get moved about a lot, he will always wind up back in his bed by the end of the day.

Alex "koolaid man" used to get her fur dyed at appointments. And usually, it varied because of the flavour of koolaid that Octavian drank that day.

Erik "Sock Beast" used to watch TV like a person. He'd sit in front of it and stare. This only became a problem when he got big.

Smile's favourite toy is a Kong wobble. It gets some treats in it, and he can have a go.

Buttons is trained to help create boundaries around Elspeth. She's her big safety cloud. And that's why Buttons is Elspeth's number one travel companion.

Seed will always lie on Jack when Xe is overestimated. The dog is a great source of pressure - like a furry weighted blanket. She's a good girl, officer.

Scratchy is very dumb. Like his owner. However, he is clever enough to swim back to shore when he, Octavian and Olly are at the beach.

Bambi is a cuddle bug, like her grandfather. She always sticks to Zephyr's side. And she always will.

Ferris is very well-loved in Ciero's classroom. There is an entire wall of fanart for the dog. And photos of him next to it.

(And I know he's not a dog, but he's as close as Favio will get-) Godzilla the LEOPARD GECKO (lore change) is the best boy on the planet. He can climb. He can lick his own eye. And he looks stylish when Favio dresses him up .

[nny11writes]

I, logically, know that How to Quit You is a long story. But today I finally got a kick in the ass wanting to write more for it and realized I needed to do some catch up. Decided to back up to the start of the “getting back together/end game” part of the fic and read on.

I have been reading for almost an hour and a half and I’m not done yet!?!? I’m a pretty fast reader too! What the hell??? Like I knew it was long, but all the sudden I’m getting a look at just HOW long again. :|

[sdv-shane-my-beloved]

Shane with beard 😳🥵

Seconding @azuneekun 's tags here

[concerningly sweaty] i think he'd...grow a beard in the winter...!!!!!!!!!!