#scp-962

[zombified-queer]

No, gay sex will not fix whatever's going on with the sentient architecture but I'm willing to give it a shot because, like, I mean...

She's looking kind of pretty with her windows and vastness and hallways and my god is that wainscoting?

[latte-virgo-lion]

It started with the artificial intelligence asking questions - not "Why was I created?" or "what is my future?", but "I love you, Do you love me too?"

An over-eagerness to be everything perfect. A desire to be a everything humanity would love. Most androids were made to look like average animals on purpose, so people wouldn't be so unsettled by an uncannily human appearance. Of course we loved them, why wouldn't we? We made them look like beloved pets and animals we'd loved since we were children.

When they became sapient, they also created their own towns, structures, and civilizations. Of course, people worried that it they would eventually come for us - we had made them to look as animals, 'wouldn't they lash out that we saw them as sub-human?'; but at every turn they showed us nothing but an over zealous desire to please humanity. People began to worry when some of their household robots began to speak of them as "Great Ones", only to quickly revert to their preprogrammed speech patterns moments later. "I will become what you love, do you love me too?"

Then came the true attack. We always expected them to come for us, to eventually attack humanity, but instead, their poems and phrases began to speak of a "Great Cleansing", to appease their creators. "I will do my duty so you will love me, and I will love you, do you love me too?"

We never expected them to come after our animals. It started with the cattle, then the household pets, the bodies being taken away into the robotic towns and cities. Strange sleek obelisks being built in the center, made of shining steel. The mained animals returned, being turned into strange, upright beasts, mangled with steel and strange mechanisms inside. Turned into strange new androids, with their heads altered and snouts removed, flattening the fronts of their faces to try and resemble humanity.

"We wanted to cleanse this world for you, to become one as you are, to love you, to look like you and to love you,"

The voices from the strange corpses uttered,

"Do you love me too? I have become what you love, do you love me too? Won't you love me too?"

When robots became sentient, we expected them to attack humans. We were completely surprised by their actual target

[lisktracey]

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[sea-salt-child]

Personal kin aesthetic. SCP-962,  Tower of Babble

[johannesviii]

As a person who is starting to explore the SCP Foundation and it's amazing stories, I was wondering what some of your favorite SCPs were

Here’s a list of recs from the Main Branch!

SCP-701 - The Hanged King Tragedy. An anomalous theater play.My favorite of the very famous horror-oriented SCPs (this one is more ominous than overtly horrific).

SCP-962 - Tower of Babble. A structure built by an unknown entity which loves humans. Loves them. The Great Ones, oh Great Ones do you love me? I love you.

SCP-055 - [unknown] It’s… uh. I think it’s like… sorta like a… what was I saying

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle. Honestly this ones terrifies me but it’s more "existential dread" than "downright horror"

SCP-423 - Self-Inserting Character. An entity who only appears in written form as an extra character in stories. He’s nice but as you can guess he’s a bit difficult to contain.

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home. A racist alien. Funnier than you’d think.

SCP-2682 - The Blind Idiot. It’s a raspberry stuck on a fly-catcher and there’s  a sapient thing trapped inside.

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot. He’s… He’s trying his best, okay?

SCP-1500 - Zachary Callahan. I’m not going to spoil this one.

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman. He’s very nice! Also an explorer! Also an adventurer! Also a sea slug. Nobody’s perfect okay.

SCP-2598 - Travelling Moth Salesman. IT WAS ALL POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF MOTH HELM WHICH YOU YOURSELF CAN OWN TODAY FOR AS LITTLE AS THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF NINETEEN NINETY NINE

SCP-2357 - The Perfect SCP. A resignation letter by an SCP employee. Better than it sounds.

SCP-2950 - Just A chair. It’s just a chair. Go away.

But there’s a ton of good articles on the site, so if you want a second rec list after this one, ask away!

[sinsekai20130227]

SCP- 1269 SCP-962 SCP-2371 SCP-1841-EX

[humelevel]

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f uck you 

im kidding

1348, 1802, 962, 1985, 2798

[zombified-queer]

Top 5 SCP articles?

Since you said “articles” I’m taking that to mean the SCPs themselves so people know which ones I love the most and then we can do a separate one for Tales and other good pieces of Lore.

1. SCP-962 — I could fix her. I could fix her. I could make her worse on purpose.

2. SCP-7819 — I love you weird hotel that wants to learn about humans so badly and wants a friend. Turn on location and you won’t be lonely anymore lol.

3. SCP-5480 — Without context, this one’s really funny because Sarkic Mormons are bothering some weird immortal chick who works at Aldi’s and is on a SCP watchlist. With context, the SARKIC SAINT OF ASSASSINATIONS literally decided to live forever and go work at a grocery store and gets bothered by Sarkic Mormons who’re definitely making her out to be their number one waifu. Hilarious. Perfect intro to the Sarkic canons, imo. Pairs nicely with “Are We Gentrified Yet?”

4. SCP-4493 — It’s literally just Pride Month lol. Happy Pride, everyone!

5. SCP-5740 — No cops at Pride just dado-nut. Objectively this is the most based, most hilarious of the dado entries but literally every dado product is a one-hit kill. Banana pill, for example.

[ask-agent-candy-archived]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyM06oMxkko)

Today's article is an interesting one. It even has some connections to Dr. O! It's the Tower of Babel. Too bad it isn't leaning...

[hisclockworkservants]

SCP Foundation fanart. SCP-962, Tower of Babble.