#scp-4062

[niqhtlord01]

Humans are weird: SCP List Part 4

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 Alien: So what? Alien: Does this dog vomit acid, or turn people into eyeballs? Human: No, just a normal dog unless wet. Alien: Well that’s good to- Alien: Wait, what happens when it gets wet? Human: It will shake and vibrate so fast it will boil water. Alien: Is that not normal for your canines?   ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: So it’s a picture of a woman in a magazine? Human: That starts to alter your mental state after a while. Alien: What does it result in? Human: She makes you think you were married and that she stole your RV. Alien: That flarpgast! Alien: (whispers) What’s an RV? ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: Why would you sell a nuclear rocket to kids!? Human: It says for 8 years or older; I don’t see the problem. Alien: *Shouting mental breakdown ensues* ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: So it makes you think you are a king? Human: An “Irish” king. Alien: Is there a difference? Human: Have you ever met an Irish person? Alien: Can’t say I have. Human: Imagine a ball of pure energy in human form that only knows how to go at something full throttle. Alien: Okay. Human: Now imagine someone who rules over an entire nation of that kind of people. Alien: My gods. Human: I know right? Human: Running theory is god put them on an Island so they couldn’t escape and take over the world before everyone else had a chance to learn to walk. ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: I see your people collect brains in jars as well. Human: No that’s just….. Human: Wait, you collect brains in jars? Alien: I thought everyone did. ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: I have seen these stone soldiers in your museum. Human: Turns out they are actually sentient humans that are holding a demon emperor prisoner. Alien: ……………….. Alien: Do you actually expect me to believe this? Human: What part of this is out of character for humans to do? Alien: You know I cannot argue with that and it upsets me! ----------------------------------------------- 

Alien: *looks up* Alien: Why is that cloud shaped like a hand? Human: Your imagination? Alien: Why is it also pointing down at us? Human: Oh fuck! Human: *Starts running away* Alien: *soon follows after* ------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: So it is a sentient snapchat account seeking attention? Human: Pretty much. Alien: Why does it continue to post pictures if they will never reach your internet? Human: Attention seeking most likely? Alien: Is that common for sentient scp’s? Human: No, but it is for most snap chat users. --------------------------------------------------- 

Alien: A sentient tank? Human: French tank. Alien: Does that matter? Human: Only if you’re making fun of the French. Alien: Why would you make fun of the French? Human: *Glances over shoulder to see turret slowly rotating towards them* Human: No reason. ------------------------------------------------------ 

Alien: Another set of murder dolls? Human: Yeah, but they’re really bad at it. Alien: How so? Human: They just encourage you to kill yourself. Alien: Why do you allow them to do that? Human: Have you seen how cute they are?

[at7artblog]

Scp 4062 (Soggy Doggy)

[thetrashiestoftrash]

SCP-4062 is a fluffy sheepdog that shakes fast enough to boil water when submerged. It was recovered from a Soviet submarine using it to power its reactor; their onboard nuclear engineer has no idea what “nuclear” is and insists that canine technology is at the heart of the tensions with America.

[numberlover1729]

SCP-4062

the dog that powered a sub

man, undertale ran on a weird game engine