#scp 621

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[kivaember]

new ac6 au idea help me

okay so i've been playing pacific drive since it came out, and it gave me SUCH brainworms for a post-apocalyptic AU of AC6. In BULLET POINT FORM:

when the Fires happened (the first one), it occured just as a coral collapse started to initiate

this basically fucked up rubicon and its now the bermuda triangle of space

anyone who lands on it don't come back and no sensors or satellites can penetrate the thick crimson cloud that covers the entire planet (looks like jupiter from the outside now, with storms and the like)

still, corpos gonna corpo. so after a few decades when nothing changes, they send a few reconnaisance groups to the planet

some manage to report back before vanishing, and the reports are: laws of physics have been screwed up, nothing makes sense, and everything's trying to kill them

Corpos sent their ac squads bc if its dangerous bring guns

They vanish, and after sending a few more they throw up their hands and are like, planet's haunted. fuck it. no coral ever now

ENTER WALTER

who's been closely observing this whole thing for a while

paranoid this effect will spread to other systems, as ambient coral levels are rising in the vaccuum of space around the planet

sends 621 to the planet's surface with strict orders for him to find 'watchpoint alpha' which should have a functioning comms array that can send through heavy coral interference

621 crashlands on the surface and man, what the hell is this scp shit

anyways, there're still ppl living on rubicon, but they've adapted to the fact that they're stuck in a reality-warped nightmare and roll with the weirdness

they have acs, but they're such precious resources that they're only deployed whenever they're gonna do a big expedition for a resource haul when identifying a safe passage opening up to some intact ruins or old foundries

most of the time they're trundling around the planet's surface on old MRAPs or jeeps, harvesting resources where they can

the redguns and vespers who were sent before have kind of like. settled down there - those that survived, anyways. bc they can't leave, but they can't survive without working together either. so there's like an uneasy alliance between the native rubiconians, the redguns and the vespers. as well as various independents that landed and learned to survive

AYRE OF COURSE IS IN THIS

so sentient coral do exist, and they tend to possess random objects

ayre in this case has possessed a car :| 621's gonna drive it

anyway 621 and ayre come across rusty, who's a scavenger for his rubiconian outpost - and the pilot of STEEL HAZE - and tl;dr rusty takes 621 back to the warrens

621 saying he has a mission to reach watchpoint alpha, bc then he and walter can "fix" rubicon

(621 is unaware of the "burn all the coral" plan. walter only told him they're fixing this mess)

rusty's interested, but says reaching the watchpoint is dependent on the conditions. he may have to wait a while

THEN POST-APOCALYPTIC ROAD TRIP AND FALLING IN LOVE while ayre plays wingman

anyway i had to get that idea out of my mind and writen down. ac combat is super rare and is only done when redguns and vespers scrap over a big haul of resources, and even then they try not to damage each ther too much, bc if their acs get too damaged, that's it. it's not being fixed with their limited resources.

rusty who's never been a spy. born on rubicon when it was already messed up and thinks this is normal. oh hey so the landscape is constantly shifting and transforming a mile long field of grass into an acidic bog that'll chew through metal in seconds? haha yeah that happens. it is what it is. oh those manniquins you see on the road sometime? yeah they multiply when you're not looking and try to creep up on you. they explode. yeah that's normal. it really is!

god rusty would actually be incredibly weird in this. even 621 would be side eyeing him...

[journaliste-fr]

Marble art invest : 20 personnes dont un huissier de justice sanctionnées pour une fraude pyramidale

Un huissier de justice sanctionné pour une fraude pyramidale d'œuvres d’art

La formation plénière de l’Autorité des marchés financiers (AMF) a sanctionné pécuniairement un huissier de justice, Me Éric Albou, et 19 autres personnes pour avoir mis en place en 2009/2010 une fraude pyramidale ayant permis d’escroquer plus de 15 millions d’euros à plus de 300 clients en leur promettant un rendement trimestriel de 4 % avec « un produit alternatif de diversification patrimoniale » consistant à « sélectionner, acheter, valoriser et revendre des œuvres d’art contemporain pour le compte des investisseurs ».

Par un réseau d’intermédiaires constitué de gestionnaires de patrimoine et d’agents commerciaux dont certains formaient ensuite leur propre réseau de distribution avec des sous-agents et des apporteurs d’affaires, la société Marble Art Invest (MAI) proposait à des particuliers d’investir leurs économies dans l’achat de tableaux contemporains destinés à être revendus rapidement avec une plus-value trimestrielle garantie de 4 %, soit 16 % par an.

Pour donner plus de crédit au montage délictueux, près de 11 millions d’euros de souscriptions de clients ont matériellement transité, de la fin du mois de juillet 2010 à la mi-décembre 2010, par un compte affecté de la SCP de Me Éric Albou ouvert dans les livres de la Caisse des dépôts et consignations (CDC) qui procédait « aux remboursements avec affectation des plus-values à l’issue de la période trimestrielle, tenait un registre pour chaque client et vérifiait l’affectation des œuvres d’art ».

Dans ce dossier un peu particulier, l’AMF a retenu sa compétence en application du 8° du II de l’article L. 621-9 du code monétaire et financier qui vise les « intermédiaires en biens divers » et elle reprochait à 23 personnes — trois ont été mises hors de cause — ayant gravité autour de cette arnaque d’avoir commercialisé, recueilli des fonds ou procédé à la gestion du produit litigieux en méconnaissance « des obligations professionnelles applicables aux intermédiaires en biens divers ».

La conception du produit revient à Mickaël Seghier, il a été impliqué dans sa commercialisation jusqu’à fin août 2010 bien qu’il faisait l’objet d’une interdiction de gérer depuis le 29 avril 2009. Il écope de la sanction pécuniaire la plus importante. Un million d’euros et une interdiction définitive d’exercer l’activité d’intermédiaire en biens divers, selon cette décision rendue le 7 avril 2014 qui est susceptible d’un recours. La sanction maximale prévue par les textes était de 10 millions d’euros pour les faits commis avant le 24 octobre 2010 et 100 millions d’euros à compter de cette date.

Dans l’échelle des sanctions prononcées, Me Éric Albou n’arrive qu’en cinquième position — ex-aequo avec Jean-Marc Dardy et Mickaël Merlen qui ont bénéficié d’un montant important de commissions — avec une sanction de 300 000 euros bien qu’il ait « joué un rôle-clé par la garantie apparente qu’il offrait aux souscriptions » mais il a vraisemblablement été tenu compte qu’il a pris l’initiative, en janvier 2011, « d’entreprendre le remboursement des investisseurs ». Avant lui, en deuxième position, Martine Maroussy se prend une sanction de 500 000 euros et une interdiction définitive d’exercer pour des « versements importants de la société et des avantages en nature hors de proportion avec ses fonctions effectives ». Suivent, en troisième position ex-aequo, Michel Botric et son fils, Nicolas, avec 400 000 euros chacun et une interdiction d’exercer de cinq ans pour avoir été à la tête d’un réseau d’intermédiaires pour le premier et pour avoir perçu un montant important de commissions pour le second.

Pour les 13 autres, il est tenu compte du montant des commissions perçues et les sanctions vont de 150 000 euros pour Philippe Névot à 4 500 euros pour Noël Le Bris, étant précisé que l’AMF considère que cette décision doit être rendue publique « sans qu’il y ait lieu de prévoir une anonymisation en faveur des personnes sanctionnées dont les manquements doivent être connus du public ».

[dailyrandomscp]

Today's random SCP of the day is SCP-621: Hypnobulbs

[twenty-two-mouths]

SCP doodles of some wonderful bois(and girls!)

[quanblovk]

Inktober Day 1

I'm gonna do SCP related things!

[whaleofatjme1920]

Kinktober Day 17: Smile for the Camera

Voyeurism [SCP 035 X M!Reader] 

[Warnings: kinda rough sex? , it's more the act of watching tbh, MINORS DNI]

[AN: I had a cooler concept in my head but I am SO TIRED. This is what it looks like. 621  words <3.]

Reblogs are appreciated!

Kinktober Masterlist

SCP-035 isn’t supposed to have anything good in his containment unit but he desired enrichment or he threatened to set the place ablaze. It wouldn’t be too hard, not in his position, what with him being friendly towards SCP-079. He doesn’t care about those things though, not when he’s watching his favorite thing in the world once more. The grainy quality of the video seems to add to the lewd appeal in his opinion. 

Sitting on his cot with his back to the wall, legs spread and cock in hand is SCP-079. The face of his mask is turned into a shrewd smile. There’s a faint blush on the cheeks as he strokes himself, watching the video the two of you recorded. Oh, what a night that was. One of the rare times he was able to sneak you into confinement with him. He called it a conjugal visit, one that he would spend stuffing you again and again. When the Foundation found out, they had pretty much forbid the two of you from ever seeing each other but that did not stop his lust for you.

SCP-035 knew that he could stoke it by stroking it. He watched in the video as he caressed your body. He could see one of his hands reach down your thighs to your cock. Slowly, he squeezed it like he squeezed yours in the video. Slow, methodical strokes reminded him of what it felt like to touch your warm body. He watched with glee as cum beaded at the tip of your cock. How he longed to lick it up and taste you once more. He pumped himself a little harder, careful to match with the video as to bring himself the deepest of pleasure. 

He hisses under his breath when he sees how his cock taps at your ass before spreading you open. Gods, it’s like he can feel you as he pushes into your asshole even deeper. You were so tight that day, just waiting for him to touch you, to adore you. He mimics the swing of his hips by fucking his hand upwards. Soft moans leave his throat as he pretends it’s you he’s pounding into. He can hear your moans from the video. He pants as he watches your cock leak precum onto your stomach. He watched with eagerness as his fingers slathered it around on your chest before popping them into your mouth. He remembered that he wanted you to taste just how good you were. 

The sound of skin on skin enters the room as he pitifully fucks his hand and pretends it’s your ass. He can see your cock bouncing around as he jumbles you on his lap or presses you harder and harder into the mattress. He watches with a grin as you moan and clench around him. He can hear his voice goading you on, commanding you to cum so he can fill you better than any other man. You’re his precious baby boy, how could he not spoil you, lavish you and dote on you? SCP-035 watches with wide eyes as his thrusts grow harder. He’s swearing and groaning deeply under his breath. He can hear the two of you about to come undone. 

Bucking up into his hands, he releases. Hot, sticky ropes of cum shoot up from his cock and coat his lower stomach and thighs. He ruts upwards a few more times much like he did into you and moans at the release. His eyes slowly peel open to see that you’re smiling - something sweet, not entirely innocent, but you’re pleased to have been fucked by him. He chuckles softly and looks around for the remote. His thumb presses rewind.

[wondertainmenttoys]

Hey uuuuuuh completely theoretical question, but what do I do if the gummy bears start collecting instances of SCP-621? They-- they look really pretty...

Dear you-need-towakeup,

Thank you for your Inquiry regarding Dr. Wondertainment’s Sapient Gummy Bears(tm)!! They sing! They dance! They bring a new meaning to playing with your food!

In regards to your question, we definitely agree that those flowers are pretty! We’re also happy to hear that your Sapient Gummy Bears(tm) are having a blast with gardening!!!

Why not help them? They’re such pretty flowers after all, and we encourage adding a something so nice and pleasant to play time! It definitely increases the Fun Factor by 1000%!!!! Maybe even more!

In fact, looking at the batch we’ve recently received, we think you should plant an entire garden of them!!! 

But why stop there?

They’re so pretty and nice that you need to share them with your friends!

Plant them around the house and let the whole neighborhood see those beautiful flowers!

Plant them all around the neighborhood! Plant them all over your local park!!

Cover the city in them!! The whole region, even!

Who needs other plants when you have something so serene and beautiful????

We can all make the world more beautiful by planting every inch with those flowers! Isn’t that a great idea????

Why not Mars? Or Venus? Or the whole universe?

Imagine a whole universe covered in those flowers!!!

You better get planting, Junior Gardener(tm)! We definitely are!

We hope that helps! Have a Wonderful day!

[salazzzle]

Have you heard....... of SCP-621 please go read it

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[salazzzle]

TheVolgun also did a reading of SCP-621 that was pretty sweet

not sure who that is but cool!!