#scp 3812

[fortythealien]

i have never seen a community collectively miss the point so much that the author of the scip said he regrets making it.

[vastreef-amensalism]

rip Sam “SCP-3812” Howell you would’ve loved transcendental cha cha cha by tom cardy

[deepdeepsleepoftheinnocent]

scp 3812 is my favorite guy of all time bc thats what he is. just Some Guy. yeah sure he does have the ability to change the very fabric of reality at any moment his perception shifts but have you considered the idea of how undeniably human he is. he rose from his own grave and got taken by a government facility and was like “can i please get help i dont know wtf happened to me :(“ he was born and raised in louisiana and he unironically wears suspenders. he got rid of Mongolia for some reason. he used his big scary powers as a desperate last-ditch attempt to cry out for help. even when he became a Being of Pure Light he wasn’t entirely coldly detached from the world— he was lonely and terrified and angered by all the injustice he had seen in every layer, every dimension, everything in the world around him

he wanted to destroy the universe because of how awful it was and everything that he’d ever experienced but in the end he made a conscious decision not to. and even if he was almost the furthest thing from human at that point i think thats still a very human act in itself.

[eruisapenguin]

i wonder what scarlet child mc's relationship with some of the senior staff would be? Especially Clef

You first met Kondraki when he's there to renew your picture for your document, you guessed.

"How is Draven?" Asked you to make a small talk; he tensed.

"Fine." "How about James?" The man looked up from his camera, "who?"

A soft smile on your face contrasts with his frown. "Not yet then." It's better to leave some things in the dark.

—

It's been many years since you were born. You're a teen now, you think, contrary to what the people believe; you are not omniscient. It's weird, you're supposed to be an adult yet your body said otherwise. They had given you the privilege to roam without a guard breathing down your neck every second, cooperation and good behaviour does wonders. It's easy now for you to do stuff beyond your so called privilege. While usually the anxiety is ever so present, there's barely any crawling.

You wanted to meet Meri, your sister; physically, not through dream. You wanted to meet 999, your brother. You do not want to meet 682, nor Clef, ever. But does the universe ever gives you what you want?

He knows immediately. Type Green meets Type Green. Clef is technically your dad too, right? It's weird. You hoped he cared enough about a child he never hold for him to not snitch on their ass.

"You—" "Hi there, I believe you're my dad?" He let out an ugly snort immediately; almost dropping his ukulele.

You didn't even let him reply your first question. "Do you think they'll let me meet Meri one day?" "Do you think they're that generous, kid?"

"is that a no, then?" You tilted your head.

Clef grinned, ah, there's the third eye. "Did I ever said no?"

—

(Not a senior researcher but bear with me okay I love talloran)

Being an adult that's supposed to be older than your supposed current age is truly an odd experience. It's the Foundation after all, you guessed. Well, it's certainly weirder than facing the famous Talloran though scarless and with shorter hair; 3999 must had not yet happen then. You wonder if Kondraki had yet killed himself or not.

"I think it's better for you to quit." He looked quite jumpscared by you suddenly talking. "W-wh—are you talking to me?" Does he know you're an SCP under the tactical gear you are wearing by the way?

"I just think you shouldn't girlboss too hard or close to the sun, you know."

"What does that even mean??"

"Your boyfriend's here; think about it, okay?" And you left without uttering a single goodbye.

[scpaesthetics]

SCP Aesthetics: 3812 (requested by anon, written by djkaktus)

I am often asked by my colleagues, "Dr. Scranton, do you believe in gods?" (monochrome, nature, destruction)

requests are open.

[alana-celeste-luna]

Redactober Day 24: SCP-3812, A Voice Behind Me

Class: Keter-Damballah

Description: "I see him. A man at a keyboard. He’s watching this right now."

by djkaktus, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/scp-3812.

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[rainbowgod666]

Four-dimensionality strikes again!

Explain the argument for the Trinity being ontologically below the Buddha?

Christian metaphysics is so middle platonist. It can't handle shit like an infinitely nested series of realities. I think Christ would be trapped in his palm.

[zal-cryptid]

SCP-3812 and SCP-7120

[twistedminutia]

Hello! I'm the one that suggested Twst x SCP and honestly, I was actually referring to the more 'powerful' SCPs such as the Gate Guardian/Scp-001, Scp-3812, 682 or SCPs that are related to the mythos of Yaldabaoth/Mekhane(Like, Scp-610 or 5001), the Scarlet King(Like, Scp-231), the Hanged King/Alagadda(Like, Scp-701, 2264 or even 035) and end of the word scenarios such as 'When Day Breaks', 'The World's Gone Beautiful' etc. If not these graphic/dark ones then, maybe wholesome SCPs like Scp-999, 2295 or 348 should suit your fancy. But regardless, it’s entirely up to you on what you'll do with these suggestions of mine. Also, I do very much apologise for rambling and doing the unecessary info-dumping and you absolutely aren’t obligated to comply with my suggestions, okay? I suggested these because I just think that the idea of Twst characters' reaction to these SCPs would be pretty neat and interesting considering that S.T.Y.X. can be counted as Twisted Wonderland's very own SCP Foundation. Again, I apologise for bothering you about this.

Hm! I wonder if Twisted Wonderland characters would consider those scenarios more unsettling since powerful magic/monsters exist and could conceivably be similar to those things, or if they would consider it less scary since they have similar things.

I do think comparing STYX to the SCP foundation is pretty cool. Makes me wonder how Ortho and Idia would respond to it. Obviously their organization isn't quite as evil as the SCP foundation tends to be- as far as we're aware, they aren't constantly sending prisoners into the phantom's cages to get devoured. But there are some decent similarities, like the secret organization protecting the world from dangerous creatures and utilizing memory wiping systems to do it.

In terms of apocalyptic stories, I think Malleus and Idia's reactions would be interesting, as they're both characters who tried to trigger their own little apocalypses. I think most characters would have the standard 'this is upsetting, I don't want the world to end, this is scary/melancholic' but Idia and Malleus might also feel sort of bad about their own apocalyptic intentions, too. Maybe they'd get a chance to recognize how shitty it is to not be leading the apocalypse, Malleus especially.

Malleus actually might be interested in the uber-powerful SCPs like the Gate Guardian. They're SCPs that are incredibly powerful- he might be interested if they're strong enough to beat him! And then Sebek would hate them for being potentially better than his liege...

Sorry if this isn't super interesting, I don't know a ton about SCPs, but I think it's an interesting idea to explore for sure!

[strixludica]

Ok so i just realized you hating KHEPRI is how i react to SCP-682's termination log

Immune to 3812 yeah fucking sure whats next not even deleting the article erases it? Fucking "ideas dont die" like its v for vendetta? Yeah sure

I'm only superficially into SCP but even I know 682 the immortal angry lizard is (ironically) such a dead horse there are several articles making fun of it.

[rainbowgod666]

(Opens up the mods folder like i am minecraft) (BUT THEN AGAIN i have autism so indeed i am the minecraft)

So. We have things here.

Specifications:

Monika is basically the concept that all people of a gender have a part thats the opposite, and of course i get the file girl uwu

Bill has "dealmaking" as one of the things I can do because... how the fuck do you think i made the knights? I dont take much in return, i just need them to beat tf out of people

The Alternate splicing was needed lmao

And if Alien X is here, may i also remind you of ONE MORE BOY that allows me to "code shit around"

OC DNA for Monster Researcher Eclair! Her original characterization was a lot more subdued and demure. Nagato Yuki-esque. Eventually she sort of ended up being much more proactive and earnest. Anyway you can find the original template here!

[supernova049]

Powerscaler (may not know Umineko is a murder mystery): Featherine should easily be infinite layers into high outerversal at the very least, she stomps scp-3812

Average Umineko fan: I want Beatrice to step on me

[vastreef-amensalism]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “SCP-3812” 😳 you’ll be zoonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i see the man behind the screen. he is below me now

my buddy, the voice behind me, pacing: i think we need to quit destroying the world because it is so insignificant compared to everything

[occasionalsnippets]

can 3812 blip MC from existence 🤔 guessing no since 343 himself couldn't. Timeline is tricky too, the event happened on 2016 meanwhile there's no definite time when the fic took place. BUT cuz the remaining information and evidence only known to important people, at this point they'll give up scratching their heads on how the hell MC knows too much. Hey, at least we're immune to reality benders yeeting us out from the universe??

Also now that got me thinking. What if MC did wrote an SCP (probably didn't actually publish it, just for funsies) or a character inside the wiki :o Would be funny if they're a popular one too (scp content creator MC??? Streamer moment)

MC meeting their Researcher OCsona... plus if they both look familiar. More stuff to be added into the conspiracy board (OCsona is confused as fuck when people starts gossiping about or scared of them) at some point maybe even got interviewed lmaoo

Doctor MC with the Researcher OCsona gonna have a spider pointing meme going on. OCSona is dissapointed or sad or offended Doctor MC kept avoiding them, meanwhile they did that out because of cringe or guilt in traumatic lore they've made.

Stuff about 3812 was answered a an older ask somewhere on the masterlist I think?

Alsjajs thinking about MC’s OCsona… they’d make the sona basically completely different form themselves because they’re hiding them away like some kind of secret past.

[fruitythebudgie36]

Strongest/Most Powerful SCPs?

I was bored so I made this ok, maybe starting from 10? 10. SCP 239 You thought it was gonna start off with 343, didn't you? Well 343 is a reality bender claiming to be "God", or like, you know, the creator of Creation? Anyways, he is powerful, but not that powerful. 239 is an 8 year old who can literally will anything into existence, or out, for that matter. Comparable to 343, but she is most likely to grow even more powerful the older she gets. She is currently kept in a coma-like state to stop her from accidentally destroying the world.

9. The Hanged King

He has many names, including SCP 2264-5, King of the Gallows, He Who was Hung, and obviously, The Hanged King. He is supposedly the embodiment of humanity's fear of the unknown. The King is confined within his palace in Alagadda, so he uses The Ambassador of Alagadda to travel to other realms and spread his influence and power. Despite the fact that The Ambassador is just a vessel to the him, it is probably the one that keeps The Hanged King chained onto his throne.

8. The Scarlet King Tbh, The Alabama King suits him better. Anyways, he is known to be one of the biggest threats to reality, even to the Library and Tree of Knowledge. Despite this, he is one of the most powerful being only in the "lower" dimensions. In some canons, The Hanged King fell into service to him, hence why he is higher on this list. 7. SCP 999 (in some canons)

In some canons, SCP 999 is the one destined to defeat the Scarlet King. Therefore, this bundle of absolute joy and loveliness belongs up here too, a place above its father.

6. SCP 3999 Neutralised and decommissioned, but still fcking scary. Spent thousands of years torturing one poor guy. Extremely powerful reality bender, but there is still very little information about it.

5. SCP 2747 I don't even understand this scp, except for the fact that it's damn terrifying.

4. SCP 3812 Do I really need to explain? This guy was the reason Alagadda separated from reality...

3. Brothers Death The embodiment of death, chaos, destruction and rebirth. Existed eons before Creation, completely immortal and nearly all powerful. Small Death represents death of individuals, and he is also the weakest; Great Death represents death in great numbers. He is the second oldest, and is more powerful almost everything in the multiverse. All Death, the representation of the destruction and death of existence. The most powerful and oldest of the three, probably able to destroy the multiverse 3 times over. 2. Sefiros and Qlippoth They are probably the only thing that can almost, ALMOST rival the strongest SCP on this list. 1. SCP 001, Swann's Proposal (The Database) It's us. Literally us. The SCP wiki. Our imagination, our stories, our ideas. We're the true creators of the SCP hyperverse. We are everything, yet we are nothing. We wrote ourselves, but we control nothing, despite also controlling everything. We can destroy the most powerful deities with a tap of a pen, yet we are also the weakest beings. Anyways, thanks for sticking around to the end! Feel free to leave some suggestions in the comments. I probably have missed quite a few, it's been a while.

[k05h3k]

So Dr. Scranton came up with a model for how are universes are. He theorized that they are sort of stacked on top of each other with one plane higher then the other. We at a\the PDA discovered that it doesn't just go down up but also left, right, diagonal and horizontal. Its complicated for me to explain but the stacked reality theory is shown in this file https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812

Just don't think about it hard and you'll be fine.

-13

I'm not reading whatever that is; I haven't even finished high school yet. I've always seen all the different realities described more like... "clusters," though. Realities in one cluster will be more similar to each other than ones outside of it, and "neighbours" are the most similar