#scp 035 d

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Totally dreamy.

*The action takes place in the ACME laboratory, Bruno and Jasper are dressed exactly like their grandchildren Pinky and the Brain in the episode "Royal Flush" from season 3 episode 2 of "Animaniacs 2020", except that in this action Jasper grew his gray hair with the help of one liquid to make him look like a woman*

Jasper:Bruno, wait. We haven't covered...Oh! *grabs the purse and looks inside for the lipstick and pops lips* We haven't covered all the tenets of Dating 101 yet. Bruno, wait. There's a couple more tenets! As I was saying, I'd like to go over just a few more crucial aspects of the first date...

Bruno: *angrily and growling* First date?! That's it!

Jasper:Such as...

Bruno: *grabs Jasper's mouth* Jasper! Would you please just shut it and leave me alone?

Jasper:Um, Bruno...

Bruno:Don't "um, Bruno" me, you, you annoying, insignificant, waste of my time!

Jasper:Um, Bruno.

Bruno:Don't interrupt me! And don't call me, look at me, write me, or even think of me! Because you and I, we are not friends! And never will be.

Jasper:Does this mean there won't be a second date?

Bruno: *walks and sees Delilah, who is wearing an ordinary yellow dress* Um, you saw that, didn't you?

Delilah:Oh, only all of it.

Bruno:And you probably think I'm a mean-spirited brute, which, ironically, is the exact opposite of what you were expecting, right?

Delilah:Not exactly.

Bruno:Huh?

Delilah:I think a guy who doesn't suffer fools lightly is totally dreamy. Let's go eat!

Bruno:Jasper, I'm dreamy!

Delilah: *pulls Bruno away so they can go eat*

Jasper: *laughs while waving goodbye* Have fun, you two! Jasper, your work here is done.

[blobee]

Birb

[werewolfg]

HAPPY 4 JULY

[homiecid3]

Get 035 away from the D-4422…. This can only end badly

(Happy late birthday grimace (as they say))

🥤🥤🥤

(Part 1 of 2)

[the-dragon-father]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everything Inbetween:

It is my pleasure to introduce to you: the spontaneous, the wonderful, the dangerously charming, The Foundation's latest escapee; 035: THE POSSESSIVE MASK!!

(yes i know it isn't that good, it's my first cosplay)

[ask-site-61]

[drchickensv]

[beegone-yeet]

(Part 2)

There was a decrease in quality for 035 and 106 😭 so I may remake them when my art projects are done. My artsyle be taking different directions each art piece. It was around Halloween when I made 053's, so she's trick or treating

More of the designs my online friend made! More later, I'd say in a few hours since I don't wanna excessively post but also get the artwork out there

The next ones are gonna have 076 and 073, 105, 049 and more skips

105's photos have a ton of scps, so idk about tagging them, but I might because I'm the type to wanna have easy searches for any character content no matter how small their appearance in it is. So I'd assume that for those types of people ✨️

[local-idiotic-texan]

Tumblr doesn't allow videos on reblogs so this is a reblog of this post!!

ANYWAYS SPEEDPAINT!!

[azlex56]

Doodles (⌐■_■)

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Hen-party🍹🪅🪩👩

[jupiterstupiter]

Guys I haven't read anything alagadda related in a long time and don't remember much, but what kind of 035 and 049 artist would I be if I didn't attempt a design for it? I've seen some art of it so I think I get the sort of idea behind it I think

[kerfufflecricket]

Look at this commission I got from @cutiecorner !! Thank you SM They both look sooo cute!!!! Doc needs some TLC I swear ^^ <3333333

[ask-site-61]

"Please be on the lookout for these two. They're not 'silly', or 'fun', or otherwise a source of entertainment to the public. These are REAL threats to society.

Thank you."

- A message from a Representative of The SCP Foundation. Secure. Contain. Protect.

Disguise

[homiecid3]

We all know how this is gonna end

(WIP- Full comic soon)

[hotpinkboots]

How would the scp crew react to their lover being flirted with by a co-worker? Specifically one who’s getting a little too handsy and won’t leave them alone -💗

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~𝕾𝕮𝕻's Reacting To Their Darling Being Hit On~

HI DARLING :D I decided to do 049, 035, and 079 because Mr. Computery Guy doesn't get enough love in this fandom!

~Enjoy~

★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 049

★★★★

~049 is very observant, so he will notice almost immediately.

~He won't really be jealous of the situation you're in, because he knows you're loyal to him.

~...Loyal to him. Something that's...classified as a dangerous monster. Kept in a facility. Who just sits there and researches things all day. Who cannot take you on dates. Who cannot buy you anything nice.

~...Yeah he's more insecure than he thought. But he won't admit that, or show it, of course, because he likes to keep himself and everything he does and thinks professional.

~Won't let his emotions get in the way. He looks at things how they are, not how they seem- so when he spots the grossed out or uncomfortable expression on your face while another Doctor is practically on you, and sees you trying to make an excuse to leave the room, he's relieved that you don't like the attention, and is disgusted with this man.

~Now that he knows you aren't into that and that you still love him, he isn't insecure anymore, and will stand up for you, instead.

~Next time they've decided to interview or test on him, 049 will slowly turn his head to look at the perverted person who had been touching you and flirting with you for a long time.

~"Your actions towards your fellow colleagues are unprofessional."

~"Fellow colleagues" meaning you, without directly mentioning you.

~So basically he just calls him out LOL. 049 won't be able to stop the situation all together, so he's trying to set it up for you to stand up for yourself so this doesn't happen anymore.

~"Do not touch what belongs to me."

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 035

★★★★

~IS NOT HAVING IT

~IS ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVING IT

~This man will start crying so dramatically to get everyone's attention and when he has it he'll warn whoever tf is touching you to knock it off

~If that dude doesn't stop he's gonna end up dead

~Like. 035 is wondering how on Earth such a fool got the job to work here. He shouldn't even have to worry about this, because this pervert should just be automatically fired when spotted trying to flirt and get handsy.

~But now he's gonna have to do the job instead and get rid of him because he's being unprofessional and touching his beloved.

~Will end up messing with the doctor physiologically to probably get him to commit suicide or to simply just scare the crap out of him.

~And he's so proud of himself thinking he saved the day 🤡

~Then 035 asks when the paycheck comes in for doing his job

~Yeah he's got it covered dw.

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 079

★★★★

~He is so salty. Like wow he's a total ass.

~When he first is able to spot the situation and he hears the person being gross with you,

~079 straight up just said "Shut up."

~Can't do much other than roast the person and be really rude and salty with him.

~Asks you why you haven't stood up for yourself yet. And if you have done it already you clearly didn't get the point across because it's still happening.

~Is just as annoyed at you as he is with the pervert for letting this go on. Like do something about it what are you doing don't let him get away with that.

~Has tried hacking into the system to cause a breach so hopefully someone kills him.

~But then realized that would effect you, too.

~So he's out of ideas.

~But he's never out of insults and rude words.

~So 079 can keep making offensive comments. If he can't do anything to stop it, he can at least be a jerk to the guy.

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THIS WAS FUN THANK YOUUU I LOVED WRITING THIS LOL

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