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parricider · 1 year ago

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scourge how come we don't get a game

❝ WE DID. . . but then th'fuckin' GLITCH GIRL from th’fuckin’ shovel-shit-ware racin’ game, SUGAR RUSH or whatever, deuteragonist-ed her way into our game, an' JACKED UP TH'BIOS CODE in th’main chip in our arcade cabinet before our game even launched. . . an' we've been unplugged an' chokin' on abandoned storage shack dust ever since. ❞

#メ 👑 ━ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐆 【 crack 】#i think making a Wreck-It-Ralph reference should be jacked up to the number 1 spot of reasons why i should be killed to hell no matter what #scourge vc: i'd say “” we're just unlicensed plug-n-plague bootlegs “” like the cynical doomer pessimist that i am #but no we were destined to fuck the earth ras; until that 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 stole it away from us #timelocker

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