#i think making a Wreck-It-Ralph reference should be jacked up to the number 1 spot of reasons why i should be killed to hell no matter what

[parricider]

scourge how come we don't get a game

❝ WE DID. . . but then th'fuckin' GLITCH GIRL from th’fuckin’ shovel-shit-ware racin’ game, SUGAR RUSH or whatever, deuteragonist-ed her way into our game, an' JACKED UP TH'BIOS CODE in th’main chip in our arcade cabinet before our game even launched. . . an' we've been unplugged an' chokin' on abandoned storage shack dust ever since. ❞