#メ 👑 ━ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐆 【 crack 】

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❝ ohhh i'm flashed. . . i’m– ❞

❝ OH MY FUCKIN’ GODDDDDDDDD !! dude.  ❞

❝ WHY IS THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN TH’FACE WITH A FUCKIN’ NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.  ❞

❝ BUT WHEN I GET FUCKIN' FLASHED, IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLIC POLAR BEAR NAMED FUCKIN' BARK TH’POLAR BEAR PULLS A FUCKIN' BEDSHEET UP AN' AROUND MY HEAD  ❞

❝ AN' JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULL FUCK MEEEEEEEEE !!  ❞

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scourge how come we don't get a game

❝ WE DID. . . but then th'fuckin' GLITCH GIRL from th’fuckin’ shovel-shit-ware racin’ game, SUGAR RUSH or whatever, deuteragonist-ed her way into our game, an' JACKED UP TH'BIOS CODE in th’main chip in our arcade cabinet before our game even launched. . . an' we've been unplugged an' chokin' on abandoned storage shack dust ever since. ❞

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BITES (not affectionate. malicious)

 ❝ AHHHCK – HEY !! someone speed dial th’fuckin’ MONARCH G-TEAM an’ lead up this fuckin’ invadin' SKULL ISLAND SKULLCRAWLER with a lethal dose’a tranquilizers like th’fuckin’ pegs in a LiteZilla lite brite board !! ❞

– WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87 ??

❝ OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' DO, YA STUPID GIT !? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN' ? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CHOMPIN’ ON ME IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH ? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD ! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD !!!!!!!!!!! ❞

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Walks in. Sees Scourge.

Walks out.

❝ feelin' homesick, GOLDEN SPACE RETRIEVER ? ❞

TELEPORTS BEHIND THEM, GRABS THEM BY THE TAIL & BOWSERTHROWS THEM !! ( "looks like team rocket's blasting off agaaaiiiiin…!" 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 sound effect as they break through the stratosphere )