#scorpion rick

[scorpionrick]

So I kinda proposed to wasp Rick and.. THEY SAID YES, got a bit carried away there butch can’t wait to be there husband we will be unstoppable

I love them soo much

[wasprrick]

i mizzzz my zzcorpion boyfrienddddd…

zzo much. i dezzperately want him.

[x1633chefrick]

Would you make some food for mine and @wasprrick it’s a VERY special occasion if you know what I mean

@scorpionrick 

Well I should charge in usual for a dinner on a formal occasion, buuuut I don't mind doing hot people a favor- congratulations btw.

[scorpionmorty]

I’m done i-i can’t do it anymore my Rick just left me alone to survive he didn’t even look for me now he’s with a wasp! I will get revenge

[stick-rick]

"Stick-man. How's it going ? What's this I hear you got ghost and ghouls after you ? Also I'm flattered that I'm one of the most tolerable Rick's around here."

Well, like I said, got different types of ghosts and monsters who won't leave me and my family alone. Guess it's only appropriate considering what month it is...

[stick-rick]

Got a lot more ghosts and ghouls and whatever the fuck else coming after me now. Tis the season I guess.

Happy to hear from one of the more tolerable Ricks on this hellish site at the very least.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 😭 WE MISSED YOU

It's been more than a walk, but don't think I haven't noticed what's been going around here. Seems like I have to start whooping ass and taking names, that's right I know what's been happening around here lately.

[starshapedspider]

apologies for the delay in art:’3 stylus died so I’m stuck with no pen pressure for a second. anyways these are rick b-46 and morty b-46. still working on summer for this but here’s info under cut for these two^_^ seems like they came across a scorpion scaled butterfly

morty b-46 (collector’s assistant morty) is your average teen except they get dragged around by rick to help with his endless study of alien bugs. unfortunately in this universe, he has an allergy for venom which makes the adventures all the more scarier to them! they prefer to tinker with electronics and what tech they come across when they’re out helping rick and get some free time.

rick b-46 (also known as entomologist rick or bug collector if you wanna get silly with it) is an entomologist who travels across different dimensions to collect extraterrestrial insects/arthropods. not much is really too special about him, except he’s one of the lucky few who fixed things with bp. so instead of living with his daughter’s family on earth, he lives with birdperson. one of the slightly more tolerable ricks out there

[fellatitledthemf]

[scorpionrick]

What abilities do you have now that you're a ghost?

I’m not sure I do know that I can go threw walls now but I’ll have to find out

[scorpionrick]

if you put me in a cage i would be fine with it

aita with shark rick?

AITA for taking advantage of a guy's devotion to me?

i (??M) know this guy (??M). he's desperate to get with me, like, really fucking obsessed with me. hes got two dicks (half shark) so im not that mad that he wants me. but like... some people have been saying that i shouldnt be putting him in a cage and treating him like a pet and shit... so tumblr, am i the asshole?

[wasprrick]

zzcorpion rick PROPOZZED.

i zzaid yezz.. i dont know what to feel. how to feel… oh, how i adore zzcorpion…

[scorpionmorty]

INTRODUCTION FOR SCORPION MORTY

W-w-what do you want? I'm a runaway, so what? My Rick is an arse and a drunk. C-c-can't have a life like that. If I run away, that's MY business. I might have stolen his portal gun, but who cares? It's mine, and h-h-he can deal with it. Eat shit, Rick.

OOC INTRO

This Mortys rick is @scorpionrick He ran away from his Rick because he saw him on the floor beaten up and wasted a and didn't like it. His Rick really didn't care for him at all. When Morty ran away, Rick didn't look for him. Rick was better off without him at the time. Rick has changed a lot, and now he's looking for his Morty so he can show him off or maybe something else.

Can ask anything but in inappropriate things detailed gore nsfw ext

DNI: Rickorty shippers racists sexists all of the above

[katierosefun]

negan and maggie’s relationship is so. so fuckign fascinating to me. like. like…imagine teaming up with someone (repeatedly) who killed the love of your life and was also either directly or indirectly responsible for the death of your friends. imagine wanting nothing more than wanting to kill this person and feeling bitter and angry because your friends refuse to kill this person. you are so anguished over it that you leave with your son (whose father was murdered by this person), and then you come back, and all your friends seem to begrudgingly trust (or at least coexist) with this awful person. and this person is now trying to help you. he saves your life multiple times and also saves your son, the last living reminder of your murdered love. this person is asking to become the monster so you don’t have to. this person tells you that you need to come back. this person understands that you would kill him, and he might even let you. he lets you do the closest thing to killing him instead—he lets you turn him in, knife to his throat, and you’re leaving him, and your son won’t talk to you, and you come to the sudden realization that perhaps you need to go back for this monster. what the hell kind of dynamic is this

[bogslob]

Why was the Percy and Luke fight better than the Percy and Ares fight

[the-great-knight-gay]

WARNING: TAGS HAVE SPOILERS

final episode is coming

i am not prepared.

[scorpionrick]

I’ll come as long as I can bring my fiancé as a plus one

🎇Happy Fourth of July to all you Americans out there! 🎇

I'm a pirate so I have no country, but independence is always something to celebrate.

I'm throwing my annual beach party; lemme know if you want an invite. (No patriotism required)