#scorpio mars whooping my ass

[saylessastrology]

Favorite Moon Placements/Signs/Aspects 🌝🌙🌛

Moon In Sagittarius:

okay, I’m biased because this is my placement but we are so liiiit! We make great friends! This placement makes the person super straightforward and optimistic! Like we give a fuck but only for a short amount of time. But don’t piss us off because our mouths are foul! We will be mad and vengeful one moment then get bored with the situation the next LoL

Moon in Aries:

This placement is bold af! They don’t hold back on their opinions or emotions. When they are emotionally triggered just let them get it out! Suppressing this placement will result in some serious repercussions! My coworker has this placement and when she has a bad day EVERYBODY KNOWS! You can see the smoke coming out of their ears lol. But they are sooo loveable and warm! They give great hugs too!

Moon in Libra:

These people are so peaceful and pleasant lol. They may have trouble deciding on what to wear or what place to eat but they are never one to make a big fuss out of things. They believe emotions should be expressed in beautiful ways. Even their arguments have a “let’s solve this” tone.

Moon in Cancer:

I truly think these people are the most fiery of the water signs! They are soft and cuddle until you trigger them. I also think they are so moody because of the many phases of the moon always changing. You’ll know when they are pissed. The way they go off is like someone’s fed-up mother who’s about to whoop your ass! Lol scary stuff

Moon in 8th house or Scorpio:

I love these placements because these people really know how to connect emotionally with their loved ones. They love and feel deeply. The way they protect their loved ones is soo cute like a mamma bear defending their cubs. They have so much emotional self-control until they can no longer suppress it.

Moon in 5th house or Leo

(biased again hehe) These people are FUN! We love a good time and tend to come alive when we are out on the town! In our opinion emotional expression should feel fun and dramatic! When we get emotional we expect your full attention or we will feel neglected and ignored! We are the type of friend to drunkenly shout “omg I like be you guys!” to our friends in a quiet public area and you BETTER say it back or we will cry lmao

Moon trine/sextile/conjunct Mars

These people are naturally impulsive but their intentions are perfectly lined up with their emotions. It’s not that they don’t think before they act, they just believe their actions are justified based on the emotions they feel. I notice many women with this placement are real “girls girls” who know how to make and balance friendships with women and men equally because their masculine and feminine energies do not throw each other off.

Moon aspecting Neptune

These people must to be protected at all times! ❤️ They are so soft and sensitive to the world around them. They can pick up on your hidden emotions and verbally translate them in mystical ways you’ve never thought of. They see things differently from everyone else. They can find the most redeeming qualities in even the worst people. They also tend to forgive and forget waay too soon.

Moon aspecting Saturn or Capricorn moon

Rather it be a hard or soft aspect these people are extremely emotionally determined individuals. They possess the emotional strength to bound back from life’s most challenging obstacles. I love how sweet and mature these people are when it comes to expressing their emotions. Even when they are in a heightened emotional state, they still have control over their reactions. This is another placement that needs a hug because they are SOOOO hard on themselves for simply being human and feeling emotional. They may have grown up with an emotionally suppressive parent or guardian that taught them that their emotions are not as important as others. BREAK FREE MOON/SATURN! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ You deserve emotional freedom too!

[meowdarame]

TA!kuroo headcanons

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

pairings: kuroo x f!reader

warnings: explicit language, SMUT (18+, minors DNI!!), age gap (5-ish years), teacher’s assistant x student dynamic, vaginal sex, spanking, voyeurism, male masturbation, creampie, perv!kuroo, lmk if there’s anything that i missed!

notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KUROO TETSUROU!!! kuroo as a chemistry TA has me in a mf full nelson omfg (also this may or may not be inspired by my hot lab TA who i've had a crush on since freshman year sooo oops hehe). as always, i hope you enjoy and likes and reblogs are always appreciated!

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ TA!kuroo who works as a teacher’s assistant for your general chemistry lab to receive funding for his research. during your lab orientation, TA!kuroo wears a shirt that’s way too tight for him; his toned biceps and pecs distractingly protrude through the cotton material, drawing the attention and affection of several first-year chemistry students, including yourself.

TA!kuroo who is so attentive to his student’s needs, quickly responding to emails and frequently hosting office hours and exam review sessions because he genuinely cares about the success of his students. TA!kuroo who is very accommodating when you tell him that you have a class during his weekly office hour session, so he schedules a one-on-one meeting with you to go over your calculations and results for your lab report.

TA!kuroo who meets you in a private study room in the library, whose jaw immediately goes slack when he sees what you’re wearing. your skirt barely covers your ass, exposing the soft skin of your thighs. TA!kuroo who makes you sit in the seat underneath the air vent so he can watch the cool air stimulate your skin. TA!kuroo who doesn’t let you know that he can see straight through your low cut shirt, who uses the image of your hardened nipples later that night to pleasure himself, stroking his cock and imagining what else you’re hiding underneath your skimpy clothing.

TA!kuroo who “accidentally” pours acid on your lab coat during your next class-- but don’t worry, the heavily diluted weak acid won’t hurt you! it definitely causes enough concern though, so you’re forced to use the safety shower. he has everyone evacuate the lab as you strip yourself of your clothing; he wants to make sure that he’s the only one who gets to see you in such a vulnerable state. he watches with lust-filled eyes as the freezing water soaks your hair, streams through the valley between your breasts, and drips off the lips of your cute pussy. TA!kuroo who makes no effort to hide the growing tent in his pants, who flashes you a sly smirk when he sees you staring at his crotch and rubbing your thighs together.

TA!kuroo who knows he’ll be fired-- hell, maybe even kicked out of his grad program-- if word gets out that he’s fucking his student. TA!kuroo who couldn’t give less of a shit about the repercussions, not when your perfect pussy flutters around his length as he hits that sweet spot along your walls. TA!kuroo who makes you cum on his cock over and over again, until your cream drips down his balls. TA!kuroo who stuffs your cunt full with his cum and makes you sit in your next class with his sticky seed ruining your panties and uncomfortably running down your thighs.

TA!kuroo who finds out that you lied about having a class during his weekly office hour session, who realizes that it was just a ploy to get alone time with him. TA!kuroo who, during your next dick appointment, bends you over and spanks you until the flesh of your ass stings and tears stream down your cheeks. TA!kuroo who won’t stop disciplining you until you’re profusely apologizing for lying to him and desperately begging for him to stop and fuck you already. TA!kuroo who kisses your tear-stained cheeks and accepts your request, because deep down he’s grateful that you’re such a cock hungry whore for him, one who’s willing to lie and scheme just for a taste of him.

[addictedastrology]

Random Astro observations #1 😵‍💫

All based on people I know LOL

Scorpio rising have VERY FEW friends lol they only trust themselves and family (and the friends they count as family)

Cancer venus + Libra mars men are basically puppies. Chances are high they just want sensual touches and cuddles.

Moon in the 3rd ppl are o.v.e.r.t.h.i.n.k.e.r.s. there is just tornados tornados tornados 🌪

Saturn in the 1st are their own worst critics. They feel so much pressure I‘m like pls -

Virgo placements are secretly the biggest romantics lmao they will shower you with little details like bring you coffee… 🥺🥲

Having 2nd house synastry (esp. venus/mars) is the classic: „How can something like a touch feel so good“-feeling and it‘s pretty overwhelming LOL these couples could cuddle for whole weeks

…on the other hand 5th house synastry is the hot version of this (cant keep their hands by themselves type of love)😜

ik ur probably sick and tired of this but 8H (esp. moon) synastry REALLY is karmic. sorry to tell you but they will come back until you learn your lesson 😀 (btw they will trigger your insecurities HAHA lol)

Sagittarius mars men…….sometimes i want to kick them because they‘re the most honest people on earth but they also the most packkking shhhh 💀😈🤫

PLEASE listen to artists with similar placements as you have - Marina and the Diamonds is my religion lmao (Libra sun/Leo moon/Libra mercury/Virgo venus)😩

Capricorn moon people are so scared to open up and for people to see their scars they‘d rather work their asses up without saying a single.damn.thing.🙁😔

Aquarius/Sag moons are know-it-alls whoops there i said it 😚👩🏼‍🦯

MARS CONJUNCT LILITH in synastry. will have the mars person drooling. (basically will have both drooling) but it will always be lowkey but boyyyyy the tension 🧖🏻‍♀️🔥😰

A lot of Gemini/Aries/Virgo placements seem to have red-dish hair 🤨

Why was every highschool-crush either a Scorpio or a Libra?🤐

It‘s horrible to have a discussion with someone who has a lot of fixed (Taurus/Leo/Scorpio/Aquarius) signs combined with Sagittarius/Aries placements 🤚🏽🥴

that‘s it for today guys let me know if you want a second one 🤪

[v4mptsuki]

tsuki, tendou, bokuto and kuroo with an astrology gf

tsukishima

he would be such a little shit tbh

i feel like he'd be into astrology to some extent, but solely as a knowledge thing, like i don't see him actually believing in it

he definitely knows his sun sign though

he would also 100% blame his behavior on his sign too

like whoops sorry i left you on read all day i'm a libra it's in my nature

if you wanted to calculate his chart he would let you, and he'd probably enjoy listening to you analyze it

i think what he would like the most though is hearing about the planetary movements

he would always want to know which planet is going into retrograde next, even though he claims it doesn't actually effect anything

he says that but he still won't travel during mercury retrograde "just in case"

he would do some research, but only on your placements

he'd definitely tease you about how serious you take it, but the second anyone else does he would back you up

"oh my gosh tsuki you have an aries moon," you exclaimed with a slight laugh as your boyfriend's chart loaded on your phone.

you'd finally pressured him into asking his mom what his birth time was, and you didn't even wait a second to calculate his chart.

"what does that mean?" tsukishima asked as he looked at your phone over your shoulder.

"it means you have a temper," you teased, twisting around to poke his cheek.

he scowled at you and swatted lightly at your shoulder.

"whatever."

"tell me more though," he added after a moment of silence as you scrolled down to his aspects.

"well your mars trines your moon. that explains why you're so rude all the time," you said with another laugh.

tsukishima scoffed, "i'm not rude i'm just honest."

"uh huh," you replied sarcastically.

you continued to go through the notable parts of his chart, and despite his occasional comments, he did seem to be interested. so naturally you went off on a tangent, and all of the sudden it had been almost an hour.

"oh i'm sorry! i was totally rambling, i bet you're really bored."

tsuki quickly shook his head, shooting you a small smile.

"not at all, is there more?"

tendou

he would find it all so fascinating

i don't think he would know what his sun sign was though before dating you

he would be so eager to let you do his chart though

i can totally see him on facetime with you at like 1 am digging through bins to find his birth certificate so you can have his exact birth time

he knows what it's like to be bullied for being different, so i don't think he would tease you at all for your interest in astrology

he would definitely brag to the team about you and say you can basically predict the future with the stars

all his bragging would prompt some of the other boys to ask you to do their charts too

"tendou, how is your family not awake yet?" you whispered with a small laugh at your boyfriend.

he was attempting to sneak around his house, on the hunt for his birth certificate. he claimed he knew where it was, but you weren't so sure he did.

"i'm not that loud, your ears are lying to you," tendou replied, his voice barely at whisper level.

just a few seconds later, he bumped into a shelf, making everything on it rattle loudly. you could barely stifle your laugh at tendou's expression as he tried to still the shaking objects.

"what was that about my ears lying?"

"whatever, i'm doing this for you, be grateful," tendou replied.

a few more moments passed as tendou shuffled papers around on the shelf he'd knocked into, before he found what he was searching for.

"y/n! look!" he exclaimed, once again forgetting to keep his voice down.

you laughed and nodded at him, "good job bub, text me a picture and i'll read your chart for you when we hangout tomorrow!"

bokuto

omg he would find it all so interesting

i don't think he'd have any clue what his sign was before dating you

or even what any of the signs are, like he'd be totally clueless about astrology

the whole time you read him his chart i can see him just having his mind blown like "wow that's so accurate how did you know!"

he would also brag about you, and i actually think akaashi would find it cool too

on more of a knowledge level than a spiritual level, like he's fascinated by how well you know the topic

bokuto would want to know all about his future, like his seventh house placements and his juno sign, and all that stuff

i can totally see him getting pouty if your signs aren't "compatible", so you'd probably have to emphasize the more compatible parts of your charts

"bo, it's okay if our sun signs aren't the most compatible. we're more than just our sun signs, you know," you said softly.

bokuto frowned, "but i want us to be compatible," he said with a whine.

"well look at our venuses! they're compatible, and honestly that's more important. venus placements rule over relationships," you said, trying to boost his spirits.

bokuto perked up a bit at that, "really?"

you nodded, "yup! our moon signs go well together too! sun signs aren't all they're knocked up to be."

that made him smile, and he leaned towards you to give you a kiss on your cheek.

"you're so smart baby."

kuroo

he definitely knows his sign, and he totally reads horoscopes occasionally

his favorite part of astrology is definitely synastry too

the first thing he'd do when you brought it up is ask how compatible the two of you are

he'd want to hear all about your aspects, all the way down to the last detail

he would tease you a bit, but all in good fun

like if you ever compliment him he'd bring up the fact that he's a scorpio because of their mysterious bad boy stereotype

he definitely loves that stereotype too

i do think he'd like hearing you talk about it too

if you ever wanted to know someone's birth time, he would have the boldness to ask for you

once you start dating, he reads your horoscope too, and he'll text you little reminders about it

like if you're horoscope said to take some time to rest, he would text you to take a break today

"did you read the horoscope i texted you?" kuroo asked as soon as he walked into your bedroom.

you looked up from your phone and nodded, a small smile gracing your face.

"i did, i've kept it in mind all day."

remember to go easy on yourself today, kindness is important, especially inwards

kuroo climbed into bed with you and pulled you into his chest.

"and? were you kind today babe?"

you rolled your eyes playfully, "aren't i always?"

he laughed and brushed some of your hair away from your face, "not with that attitude of yours," he teased.

you scoffed, "you're such an ass kuroo."

"babe i'm just a scorpio."

[thirsty-x1]

my scorpio rising is such an interesting placement. I don’t rly consider myself to be “dark” or “deadly”, and my body is more curvy rather than muscular (except for my broad shoulders lol but that amplifies my curves too), and my fashion taste varies but is overall more feminine/girly. ppl usually see me as more vibrant, warm, & bright. but wow I saw a list of scorpio rising women and I saw jackie kennedy, diana ross, aretha franklin and katherine hepburn! & that explains SO much...- luxury anon

[2/?] (forgot to number it earlier whoops) I guess my scorpio rising makes a lot more sense now. even tho I’m not rly “dark”, I sure do adore elevating my presence thru appearance. I’ve always been OBSESSED w/ jackie kennedy. I luv classic style in general. I remember one time I wore a suit to school bc I felt like it and my eng prof was like “u always look like a classy lady from the 1950s. you look like you jumped straight out of a katherine hepburn movie. fiercely elegant!” - luxury anon

[3/3] I have also always admired aretha franklin, maria callas (another scorpio rising woman), janet jackson, and diana ross. I am a diva enthusiast. I ✨adore✨ being glamorous and over-the-top. I love to stand out from the rest. I’m kinda known in my family to dress like an “old lady” because I luv classic and glamorous pieces LOOL 🤣 I’m extra but that’s why I adore me 🥰 - luxury anon

You should also remember that our rising it’s just one aspect from our appearance! I personally do feel identified with the usual description of Scorpio rising women (not so much physically because well a lot of genetic factors play here) but I also have my Scorpio Mars in the 12th as one of my dominants so it makes sense.

Take into account that you have a Cancer Sun (which tends to be into more delicate/feminine trends) and a Taurus moon + Leo Mercury & Venus! Elegance and power are important for you to show through your clothes. I recommend looking at Leo Sun/dominant stars and you will see what I mean: from COCO CHANEL & YVES SAINT LAURENT, JLo, Madonna, Whitney Houston, Sandra Bullock (damn I love her), Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Cara Delevingne, Kate Beckinsale to Barack Obama, Robert De Niro, Antonio Banderas, Patrick Swayze, Jonathan Rhys Meyers even Mick fucking Jagger & Mika, Leo needs to stand out and make themselves noticeable, either through crazy, chaotic and vanguard outfits or through serious, classy, fierce ones! 

God I fucking love my own sign... There are so, so many stars that literally can’t fit them all. Half of fucking Friends’ actors are Leos. ANYWAYS girl your whole ass chart screams fashion, what were you expecting

[poppymadness]

placement asks too jeez bitch

yh yh thx babe please excuse my lame ass saying what my placements are

sun: what makes you feel like you?

(pisces) i mean i guess i feel the most like myself when i talk about things i’m passionate about, so? in a broader sense video games and reading i guess how do u answer this

moon: do you have problem with trust?

(aries) ………..yeah

rising: how/what do people say you come off as?

(virgo) quiet and patient pretty much. calm? calm in the not giving a fuck way? also trustworthy i guess bc random people will feel fine with telling me some of their dirtiest drama idk. i don’t talk to people so it’s a guessing game

midheaven: what do you want to be when you grow up?

(taurus) forensic scientist whoop

venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly?

(aquarius) it starts unknowingly and then i always have the moment either during or after depending how long it goes on that i realize i am and then mentally panic as i flirt more until the conversation is over

mars: when was the last time you got mad and why?

(aries) whenever i truthfully get mad i blackout what happened by the next day (ok maybe couple days but) so i have no clue

mercury: who’s your go-to person when you need to talk?

(pisces) ashley, hello. although i don’t really talk when i need to the majority of the time so

jupiter: when was the last time you got lucky?

(taurus) ? luck ? can’t remember the last time i considered something lucky happening

saturn: what are you the weakest and strongest at?

(taurus) weakest at lying/faking & strongest at ? not letting others control my morals/ideals? idk what to put there  

uranus: are you rebellious and do you act upon it frequently?

(aquarius) nope & nope

neptune: what was your best dream and why?

(aquarius) ….drummer boy….i love him….i miss him…..would be a fave if he wasn’t from my dream

pluto: what is your biggest aspiration and why?

(sagittarius) the wolf sanctuary….meeting wolves….would literally make my life skydiving is kinda a big thing i wanna do too tbh djkfka

lilith: what’s your biggest turn on in someone?

(capricorn) if you’re friendly to me i’m already in love so……but i like being around people who can genuinely make me laugh because most people can’t which sucks because my humor is already stupid

aries: what’s your favorite sport to play?

don’t play sports but always wanted to try volleyball and hopefully will at some point

taurus: are you a dog or cat person?

both

gemini: are you introverted or extroverted?

i’m like high 80% introverted on my mbti

cancer: when was the last time you cried and why?

i think i cried on the bus after school ended on wednesday…it was this past week that’s all i know

leo: what makes you the most confident?

i don’t have leo in me i’m not confident – when my hair doesn’t frizz too bad? sometimes, even that’s depending 

virgo: what’s your strongest subject in school?

honestly just gonna say math/science in this bitch

libra: what’s your favorite make up brand?

colourpop technically not my answer but

scorpio: what’s your most kept secret?

i have secrets but not some Heavily Classified, Never Heard By Anyone Ever secret so i’m just not answering this none of them are relevant 

sagittarius: do you like to party?

i like to drink, yes no

capricorn: what’s the last book you’ve read?

i just finished stung by bethany wiggins and i don’t even fucking care it was alright in the beginning but it was so prolonged and uneventful it was boring as hell, one of the biggest disappointments tbh

aquarius: do you believe in aliens?

no

pisces: how frequently do you remember your dream?

not frequently enough let me remember them all brain please

[hottygal1-blog]

The Signs As Things My Friends Have Said

Aries - "If I kill her, she dies and we get all get A's it's a win-win"

Taurus - "Am I depressed or am I laugh-crying. Jokes on you it's both"

Gemini - "Imma sleep through the final but then cry when I get an F ok?"

Cancer - "I don't know why they don't let us read fanfiction its still literature."

Leo - "Who wants to suck my dick. It's free for everyone."

Virgo - "If you ever blow out your speakers listen to Bruno mars it works I swear."

Libra - " I fucking hate myself but I'm gonna punch you if you say you hate me I'm a queen."

Scorpio - "I'll graph the curve of dat ass"

Sagittarius - "Oh whoops I'm gay now"

Capricorn - "I am a fucking god. Bow down and kiss my hand bitches."

Aquarius - "I swim so much I could live in water but sea animals scare me :("

Pisces - "Look I'm shy but I'll write smut about me and you if I ever crush on you."