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dale cooper did not actually go to fbi school at all he was just so nice and polite that the government gave him a badge and gun right away and sent him out into the world like that
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i bought this very low quality copy of a painting by artist victor gilbert at my job with a very specific vision in mind, which turned out pretty nicely. its very hard to photograph but i think i managed it in the last photo. felt like i learned a lot about technique doing a paint over project like this so i might do more like it in the future :-)
#scooter.txt#painting#traditional art#paint over#thrift store painting#my art#victor gilbert painting
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how does the "drinking any citrus neutralizes all medication ever" post still go around consistently every year 😐 your doctor hasn't told you about it because it's fucking misinformation, please research what SPECIFIC foods can interact with the SPECIFIC medications you take and for the love of hell stop getting medical advice from posts on tumblr dot com
#the tone if it in particular pisses me off its so reductive 😭#yeah doctors are assholes who can get shut wrong thats why you RESEARCH your own health#scooter.txt
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a phenomenon that will never not be funny as fuck is when someone's well-meaning grandparent/family member is like "oh you don't look like a lesbian/masculine/like a man honey don't say that about yourself, you're a beautiful woman :)" and then the camera pans to show the handsomest, dykiest butch and/or stud you've ever seen in ur life. gets me every time
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CD player is like a large beautiful clam who whispers the sweetest things to me
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idk how anyone can look at this and think the artist somehow made it look grotesque *by mistake*
"its ugly" "it looks like a horror movie poster" dude king charles is an imperialist war profiteer and Jonathan Yeo is famously a satirical portrait artist can we please use our critical thinking skills. the fact that this is the first portrait that's been made of him since his coronation and it makes him look like a serial killer is awesome actually
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watching one piece live action really puts into perspective all the times devil fruit users get called monsters and freaks in the anime. it's one thing to see luffy stretch his neck ten feet to head butt someone or see buggy rearrange his own body parts in a cartoon but to see it approximated in live action I'm like oh yeah. i would be pretty fuckin scared if i saw someone do that in person.
#tiny buggy is so funny in the anime and so scary in live action 😭#scooter.txt#one piece#one piece live action#opla
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favorite ghibli movie poll except i left out the most obvious ones that dominate every poll because porco rosso is my favorite and nobody ever includes it. also not all of them are strictly miyazaki movies
#FOR REAL this time#if you saw the other poll no you didn't#scooter.txt#ghibli#ghibli films#studio ghibli#poll#my polls#opinion poll
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this is making me crazyy looking back now that the anime's out because when i first read this part of the manga i completely bought into the surface level idea of "haha laios is so forgetful he can't recall simple details about his party members, how silly is that" but besides the small inconsistencies, his doubles of chilchuck and senshi (and i would argue marcille) are largely the most accurate both personality-wise and visually. so even though he has a reputation for being a clueless leader and for not caring about humans enough to pay attention to their appearances, he still cares enough about his friends to pick up on what makes their personalities unique, like chilchuck being a sarcastic little shit and marcille being gay
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it sucks that Murder She Wrote has the reputation of being simply "old woman solving cozy mysteries in a small town with an unreasonable number of murders" when like less than 1/3 of the episodes per season even take place in Cabot Cove. a much more apt description would be "globetrotting genius writer solves murders while charming people everywhere she goes, occasionally romancing wealthy men" Jessica is basically like if sherlock holmes was also socially aware
#angela lansbury is also not that old in this show 😭 and she's kind of snatched as well#scooter.txt#murder she wrote#jessica fletcher#this is as of season one so my opinion could change
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i just realized today. and i can't believe i haven't already seen any posts about this yet. but if laios dunmeshi and carrot discworld met. well i can't necessarily say they'd like each other but it would almost certainly result in a category 10 autism event possibly endangering the lives of everyone in the vicinity
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my Sabo headcanon hope you guys like it
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part of me will always feel that vampires are cool as hell and that i'd absolutely opt to be one if it was a real possibility, but when i write about vampires im always going to end up focusing on the negative aspects because the truth is that stories that are simply about how fucking rad it is to be a vampire are neither interesting nor relatable. thus is the paradox of being a vampire fan
#scooter.txt#vampires#vampirism#this is also why the writers of monstrous agonies are also fucking geniuses
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the other day my friend was running their first dnd one shot and our group was joking about how nebulous the origins of our party were. without thinking i said something like "we learned about the job from Craig's List, the list of adventuring jobs posted by a guy named Craig" well none of the people in my party recognized the reference beyond the surface level joke and the dm took the idea and ran with it 😭 made me laugh and also made me wonder how many dnd campaigns this exact thing has happened to
#scooter.txt#taz#taz plot shortcuts are too easy and funny not to use once you've been introduced 😭#taz balance#the adventure zone
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went downstairs while my dad was starting a new episode of Psych and he was like "i bet you can't guess what episode it is just from the opening" and then like two lines in i did actually guess the exact episode title. the curse is genetic i fear
#it was dual spires and i knew bc the opening lines are a twin peaks reference#a reference my dad didn't get but i did bc he hasn't watched the show since it first aired#scooter.txt#psych
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I love pan frying stuff lol it's like the food is trying to argue with me
#probably one of my fave noises#ever since i watched that one episode of good eats as a kid#scooter.txt#food
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