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yvningshowers · 3 years

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My sister has been married for five. Five years. She is three. Three years older than me. And she is inquiring me. Me. About the taint. Her poor fucking husband.

#he's a nice guy #poor bastard LMFAOOOO #like... ma'am.#ask HIM!?!?! LMFAO #it's cuz we were fucking around and she was on my bed #and I laughed and was like MOVE!!#scooch your gooch!!!#just fuckin around u kno #and she said #what is that?#and I start laughing I'm like oh you silly goose #it's another word for taint hun #she's like #...and what is that?#I'm like..... oh god #oh nO #NOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOO

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