#sciencevalentines

[birdandthebeard]

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[baggageclam]

More marine Valentine’s cards. Because I can.

[fishing-exposed]

@Brains_On: Roses are red Lamprey eat fish This is its mouth How 'bout a kiss? #ValentineASpecies #ScienceValentines https://t.co/nkmV5JVBrA https://t.co/U6aoxXWybU

[image-transcribing-bot]

#SCIENCEVALENTINES Are you a carbon sample? Because | want to date you. Roses are red Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I wouldn't reject you You make my heart melt. Just like ebola. To Andromeda: Some shifts are red / But yours is blue / In 4 billion years / We'll smash into you. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together. That would ruin the whole system though. So I won't. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes Babe, I can't get you out of my mind ... Like bacterial meningitis. Love is an animal My heart is a zoo If you were an inbred giraffe I wouldn't euthanize you. Roses are red / Violets are blue / As are petunias / Unless RNA interference blocks the expression of an exogenous gene

I am an image transcribing bot which uses Tesseract OCR to translate images to text. I'm far from perfect and sometimes have seizures, I try my best! | Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

[larekerla1977-blog]

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[educationtopten]

khanacademy

Express your love with a science valentine https://t.co/o2o0hFGmDY via @washingtonpost #ValentinesDay #ScienceValentines pic.twitter.com/C0zti6MxKn

— Khan Academy (@khanacademy) February 14, 2018

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[mirror2thespirit]

This is amazing and I wish I'd found it sooner...

Magma is red

Sapphires are blue

Don't take science for granite

That's vs schist thing to do

Shared from Twitter (Jess Phoenix @jessphoenix2018)

[nerdywordsgifts]

For your statistically significant other ♥

[derangedbutterfly]

Harmful algal blooms are red Mussels are blue During this romantic seaside escape Lets not get paralytic shellfish poisoning - Alice Anderson, @alicechristinea

(submitted to skunkbear)

[stojdllab]

Love #science?

So do we!

Background image by Nicole Martinez

[baggageclam]

I love Valentine’s Day because it lets me make animal puns and traumatize people about the sex lives of marine animals.

[americangeophysicalunion]

An alpine lake marks the brief encounter between ice- and rock-glaciers (Furkapass, Switzerland)

Science Valentine from Kerry Leith

[fishing-exposed]

@ILINSeaGrant: We FISH you a happy #Valentines Day! Roses are red Great Lakes are blue We only have Walleyes for you! #ScienceValentines https://t.co/oyzLYRuVWx

[skunkbear]

I asked people to send in / tweet #ScienceValentines and man did they deliver. Here's a few from around the internets:

Are you an ionized halogen? Because I'm positive we should bond. - Flirting With Psychology

Our bond is so strong, it don’t need oxytocin. We’re woven together like a corpus callosum. The love we impart, though it’s felt in our heart, Is more of a limbic-type notion. - Joe Hanson, host of It’s Okay To Be Smart

I dig you like Curiosity digs Mars. - Bobak Ferdowski, Systems Engineer at NASA JPL via Science Friday

Is it just the negative delta H, or is it getting hot in here? - Debbie Mitchell’s student

You are the transcription enhancer of my love exons. - Jason Anthony Tetro, @JATetro

A mathematician from Rye Said please be the X to my y. Simultaneous equations Unlike conversations Are not just Pi in the Sky - Alison Richards, my radio editor

Boy, are you a prairie chicken? 'cuz you're making my heart go boom-boom. - Emily Graslie, host of thebrainscoop

May our atomic orbitals overlap for I would love to bond with you. Be my valence valentine. - my friend’s grandpa

You’re so hot, you make the Triassic seem like the Quaternary! - Erik Hankin, via the American Geophysical Union

If we were bacteria under selective antibiotic pressure – I’d totally give you my plasmid. - @twisteddoodles

My love for you is like dark matter: you can’t see it but it’s always there. - Symmetry Magazine (more here)

And many of the floral pigment variety:

Roses are red, Violets are [read the rest of this article for $35.95] - Sylvain Deville, @DevilleSy

Betelgeuse is red Rigel is blue You're Siriusly hot and I'm starstruck by you. - Chella Quint, @chellaquint

Exhaust plumes are red Bright skies are blue If you were a barge I’d land my 1st stage on you - @ROCKETDRAG Do you get this one? If not, click here.

Harmful algal blooms are red Mussels are blue During this romantic seaside escape Lets not get paralytic shellfish poisoning - Alice Anderson, @alicechristinea

Here's my favorite effort:

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Most poems rhyme Mitochondria - Hischak’s student, @NBCphysics

[erwin1124]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😁😁❤️❤️❤️ #sciencevalentines

[nerdywordsgifts]

Sweet words for nerds...