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@Brains_On: Roses are red Lamprey eat fish This is its mouth How 'bout a kiss? #ValentineASpecies #ScienceValentines https://t.co/nkmV5JVBrA https://t.co/U6aoxXWybU
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Express your love with a science valentine https://t.co/o2o0hFGmDY via @washingtonpost #ValentinesDay #ScienceValentines pic.twitter.com/C0zti6MxKn
— Khan Academy (@khanacademy) February 14, 2018
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This is amazing and I wish I'd found it sooner...
Magma is red
Sapphires are blue
Don't take science for granite
That's vs schist thing to do
Shared from Twitter (Jess Phoenix @jessphoenix2018)
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Harmful algal blooms are red
Mussels are blue
During this romantic seaside escape
Lets not get paralytic shellfish poisoning
- Alice Anderson, @alicechristinea
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I asked people to send in / tweet #ScienceValentines and man did they deliver. Here's a few from around the internets:
Are you an ionized halogen? Because I'm positive we should bond.
- Flirting With Psychology
Our bond is so strong, it don’t need oxytocin.
We’re woven together like a corpus callosum.
The love we impart, though it’s felt in our heart,
Is more of a limbic-type notion.
- Joe Hanson, host of It’s Okay To Be Smart
I dig you like Curiosity digs Mars.
- Bobak Ferdowski, Systems Engineer at NASA JPL via Science Friday
Is it just the negative delta H, or is it getting hot in here?
- Debbie Mitchell’s student
You are the transcription enhancer of my love exons.
- Jason Anthony Tetro, @JATetro
A mathematician from Rye
Said please be the X to my y.
Simultaneous equations
Unlike conversations
Are not just Pi in the Sky
- Alison Richards, my radio editor
Boy, are you a prairie chicken? 'cuz you're making my heart go boom-boom.
- Emily Graslie, host of thebrainscoop
May our atomic orbitals overlap for I would love to bond with you. Be my valence valentine.
- my friend’s grandpa
You’re so hot, you make the Triassic seem like the Quaternary!
- Erik Hankin, via the American Geophysical Union
If we were bacteria under selective antibiotic pressure – I’d totally give you my plasmid.
- @twisteddoodles
My love for you is like dark matter: you can’t see it but it’s always there.
- Symmetry Magazine (more here)
And many of the floral pigment variety:
Roses are red, Violets are [read the rest of this article for $35.95]
- Sylvain Deville, @DevilleSy
Betelgeuse is red
Rigel is blue
You're Siriusly hot and
I'm starstruck by you.
- Chella Quint, @chellaquint
Exhaust plumes are red
Bright skies are blue
If you were a barge
I’d land my 1st stage on you
- @ROCKETDRAG Do you get this one? If not, click here.
Harmful algal blooms are red
Mussels are blue
During this romantic seaside escape
Lets not get paralytic shellfish poisoning
- Alice Anderson, @alicechristinea
Here's my favorite effort:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Most poems rhyme
Mitochondria
- Hischak’s student, @NBCphysics
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@ILINSeaGrant: We FISH you a happy #Valentines Day! Roses are red Great Lakes are blue We only have Walleyes for you! #ScienceValentines https://t.co/oyzLYRuVWx
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