#schrosh

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for ur headcanons ask: 1. lin beifong + star trek au (u can do specific, like, specifically voyager, or super broad, like, there's aliens and starships and maybe a federation lol) 2. gelphie + any au you want (sorry way to wimp out i just couldnt think of any) 3. any character/pairing u want + theater au (agaIN im sorry im just uncreative)

wow okay you’re right, you are uncreative. i still love you, and thanks for this, i appreciate it. but im gonna put this under a cut because like, i cant just list shit. i have to show people my thought processes. it adds to the experience (does it tho?). point is, this may get long and half of my followers probably don’t care about this shit.

Lin Beifong + Star Trek AU 

so ya know i feel like a good starting point is what species she is. uhm, lets see. i think originally in my plans from like 2014 (omg thats when i started voyager isnt it has it really been that long jfc), i believe she was a borg severed from the collective, but like… idk… i feel like in later things i made her half klingon? because ya know it makes sense, i promise. but like that wouldnt really explain her suppression of emotions unless she was also like… half vulcan. and i honestly feel like that would be really interesting because lin’s obviously like obviously angry and can hold a grudge for 3000 years and all that but she also tries to be logical and stuff, but actually has other emotions!! idk where im going with this and idk how ill feel about this answer in two minutes but for now okay. Lin is half Klingon half Vulcan.

She’s the chief security officer. like, it just makes sense. im just sayin

She’s (eventually, im not here for the they’ve been together for ever and all that jazz, in fact, i dont want them to get together at varrick and zhu li’s weeding shockingly enough im sorry i feel like im being an asshole its just my thoughts) dating the chief medical officer, Kya who I’d have to think bout what species she is but rn imma say unjoined trill. or maybe bajoran. idfk and you didnt ask me so bye

she’s all for breaking the prime directive. but not the temporal prime directive, because time travel is weird and confusing and she doesn’t wanna get involved in that bs, thanks

alright last one. so like… in lin’s case im making starfleet/the ship shes on or whatever the police department. so like… i was thinkin about why she joined but i guess just like to help people or follow in toph’s footsteps or ssomething idk. i cant think of a main point to bold here. its less of a headcannon and more of a ?????

Gelphie + Any AU I Want  Harry Potter AU

glindas a slytherin. like i dont get when people put her elsewhere, except for kind of ravenclaw but she’s still overwhelmingly slytherin. she’s ambitious, she’s incredibly loyal but only to a very small group (herself, elphie, elphaba’s family in the books, fiyero in the musical), she can improvise well, im just saying she’s 100% slytherin. elphie is a hufflepuff. she’s loyal to everyone, believes in doing whats good, and all that jazz. i can see her sorted elsewhere, just not slytherin

glinda’s top off her class. like glinda’s head girl or whatever for slytherin. elphaba, even though she’s reallyy really good at magic, prefers to not ya know talk to people. and she gets in trouble a lot because she doesnt care much about the rules. she sneaks off the forbidden forest like all the time to just like hang with unicorns and hippogriffs and centaurs. she gets glinda to go with her like twice but glinda doesnt wanna get in trouble

glinda is better at potions than spells. as far as spells, though, she’s best at charms. sorry, i have no explanation, just a gut feeling really. elphies good at potions and charms too, definitely. she’s also really good at hexes and jinxes

madame morrible teaches charms (or dada or divination idk) and is head of slytherin, and they both hate that bitch with a fiery passion. glinda’d never actually do anything about it, but elphie puts hexes and jinxes on her and her stuff all the time. morrible gets really mad but can never actually prove that its elphie

everyone is kinda confused if/when they find out that theyre together unless they’re part of their friend group. (glinda is liked by most of the student body but becomes a lot more withdrawn when both her amma and the herbology or history of magic prof, dr dillamond, die). their friend group consists of: boq (hufflepuff, not great at magic tbh), fiyero (gryffindor), nessa (ravenclaw, really into muggle religion [she and elphie are half bloods, their dad is pretty anti magic and so is nessa so why is she there ???]), crope and tibbett (both slytherin and obviously dating), and im sure im forgetting someone but…

BONUS: glinda’s really into wandless magic

Any Character/Pairing I Want + Theater AU

mattie i have nothing

i, too, am uncreative

i cant just… think of something to make a theater au for

thats not how my mind works, i think of the ship/char/work of fiction i want to write for first THEN the au usually, with only a few exceptions

not that you’re asking me to write a fic but like…. still…

like now im just trying to think of things i watch and im like… the west wing is the last thing i watched… and before that i think it was charmed, which you don’t want me to talk about and also…

im lazy. but on that not paige is prue’s understudy in some show sorry bye

[palukoo]

me: *listening to Slipping Through My Fingers by ABBA*

schrosh: *changes it to The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang*

me: ...anyways fuck you...

[palukoo]

Music ask thingy - 6, 15, 18, 27

from this - still no musicals6: a song that makes you want to dance        Dancing Queen - ABBA15: a song that is a cover by another artist        Hurt - Johnny Cash18: a song from the year you were born        I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack (*glares at schrosh and tkb*)         27: a song that breaks your heart        The Winner Takes It All - ABBA

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HG or Emily Prentiss? Shoot or Gelphie? Xena or Voyager? Fettuccine Alfredo or shogun potatoes?

Wow okay it’s been a while since you sent this. Anyways

Holy fucking shit you must hate me so much honestly how dare you holy fuck I wanted asks but not this shit. Like I’m indecisive about everything and you ask me this? Oh my god. Fuck you.

HG or Emily Prentiss? that’s so hard for a lot of reasons. like there’s more Prentiss in the world but I knew HG first?? and you know I love both of them so much. okay okay I’ll make up my mind. *puts hands together and bows head* please forgive me for this my lord and Savior Emily Prentiss. i’m going with HG because science and IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR STAND. and angst in general. especially self sacrifice. plus she was one of my first favorite characters. I remember watching season 2 as it aired and being like wow i love this chick. 

In conclusion, HG

Shoot or Gelphie? i must reiterate fuck you. this is the worst question in the world. like gelphie is very very dear to me because reasons like how they were each the only person who really fully accepted each other and you know i’ve shipped it for so long and in the books after Elphie dies it’s such a fucking tragedy but then i look at Root and Shaw which is fucking ugh i can’t even words right now and this is actually impossible look they are both so perfect like how do i decide this? i feel like i’m betraying which ever one I don’t pick and this i mean i can’t do it. even when i break it down into individual characters i could spend years talking about how perfect and heartbreaking Root is and how she’s so my MO as far as faves but i could spend just as long on Glinda talking about how so not my MO she is but i love her to death anyways i mean Glinda Defense Squad. but yeah so can i answer both?? Sorry I just cannot for the life of me think of an answer. shit i spent like half an hour on that damn it. okay no i’ll do it. gelphie. and that’s probably because of the timing of this. but like listen just oh my god i’m just so fucking passionate about both and this is the hardest question i’ve ever been asked.

So, as much as it pains me, my answer is Gelphie

Xena or Voyager? Okay this one I can do. I feel fucking awful for this but my answer has to be Xena. It’s hard because they are both trippy af which I love but with some angst but I’m going with Xena because if I went back in time, I would change nothing about Xena but I would change things about Voyager *cough cough* no c7 *cough* Sorry Janeway. Sorry B'Elanna. Sorry Seven. Sorry Naomi Wildman. Xena is gayer.

Xena

Fettuccine Alfredo or Shogun Potatoes? After some debate, i’ve decided Shogun Potatoes because i could eat more of those without feeling sick. But honestly, they are so different so it’s weird to compare. For those of you who don’t know, shogun potatoes are like fried i think potatoes covered in like an amazing sauce. i think most people know what fettucine alfredo is, right?

Shogun Potatoes surprisingly win

[palukoo]

me: ...promote the general welfare

schrosh: whats that from?

me: uh, the preamble of the us constitution

schrosh: oh. i was thinking lyrics from chess

[palukoo]

So so so proud to be related to schrodingersshaw, who just dipped a Twinkie into nacho cheese, saying that she had to for her country. She did it twice.