#school ruined me lmaooooooo

[ghost-bxrd]

god, the like. seventy writers needed for all the cascading choices... we better get working, besties

Yeah! It would be a lot of work/people needed. And I think it would be best if about 2-3 people work on each “main” character to keep their characterization and dialogue choices consistent. So yeah… it would be a huge project. 👁️

[elusive---ivory]

Yandere!Emo-Boyfriend x GN!Reader

These ideas keep coming to me like a plague of moths. I saw a fic today that had this same theme, and I wanted it to be longer. Whoever had this original idea gets all the credit, I just wanted to make my own thing, lmaooooooo. TW: manipulation, gore, gaslighting, emo things, mentions of bullying, and depression.

The Emo Boy in your class was a shy kid. He didn't want much to do with anyone. He felt quite reserved and isolated from the crowd. He'd do anything to fit in with the popular crowd. But, as he soon realized, he would never be like the other kids. He wore his hair down, with swoopy bangs.

Ezra was an emotional time bomb, with a fascination for gore and fantasy horror. Ever since he was a small boy, he deeply loved horror. He often wondered what killing someone and taking their blood would be like. His mind was often filled with dark things.

He could understand that people were put off by his morbid interests. One day, Ezra brought in a dead rabbit, hoping to get a reaction out of the popular people. He had bumped into you, accidentally throwing the dead rabbit on the ground.

"Woah, watch it!" Ezra snapped. He glared at you for a second, then his expression soften. He wasn't too interested in a lot of people, but as you smiled and picked up the dead rabbit.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your science project." You said, kindly.

"Uh, it's not for a science project. It's for a prank, dweeb." He quickly ran off. Ezra felt his heart palpitate. The feeling he had in his chest lingered throughout the day. He never had crushes, but maybe you were different. All the other people in the school hated him.

You were like his saving grace. Ezra was drawn near you. Unwillingly, he began to sit by you at lunch. Ezra would usually chug his monster, then wolf down most of his lunch before the bell rang, but today was different. He sat next to you and handed you a note.

Written in very fine handwriting that read,

'Will you go out with me?'

You were very flattered by the offer. After all, he was quite handsome. You walked up to him, pulling him into an embrace. Ezra was surprised. He expected the worst, but he pulled you close, resting his chin on top of your head.

You were wonderful to him. You watched all his favorite horror movies with him. You'd talk to him for hours about your day, and he was captivated by your little habits. You were like breathing to him. Ezra couldn't remember his life without you. Ezra would give you dead roses, and trinkets he'd find on the side of the road. You would give him your love in return. Ezra enjoyed your kisses. Whether it be on the mouth or cheek, he would be drunk off the taste of your lips.

His taste for dead things never subsided. Ezra would show you all the latest roadkill he'd find. Unlike most of your classmates, you encouraged this behavior. Collecting bones slowly became your hobby.

He became protective over you. People couldn't just walk up and talk to you. They needed to talk to Ezra first. He would shake anyone he didn't approve of away. Most of the time, Ezra's insecurities would manifest in unhealthy ways. Ezra wouldn't have a direct conversation about it. He prefers to suffer alone, even though you love him with all your heart.

When people get too close to you, his insecurity comes out. He's terrified of losing you, so anyone that shows little interest must be eliminated. You notice slowly your social circle starts to get smaller and smaller. Maybe you didn't need those people, but you were concerned when people you knew started showing up missing.

There was a boy in your math class that you were working with. Ezra must've caught you working with him. This sent him into a frenzy. Ezra was a very jealous man. No one else should be alone with you. Doesn't everyone know that you're in his bleeding heart?

Ezra stalked the boy. He followed him home and waited for the right time to strike. He killed him, disposing of his body in the pond. When you inquired about the red on his shoes the next day, he simply said, "Oh, darling, that's just from painting my car. You don't need to worry about it. I love you."

[annimator]

holy shit (/pos & /neg simultaneously [somehow])

(New DC4 ep dropped, reactions under the cut)

• WAIT DEREK & TREVOR ARE RECAPPING LAST EPISODE TOGETHER. BACK IN SEASON 1 THEY ALTERNATED EACH EPISODE

• Idk why but Derek sounds kinda different. Probably the new mic

• “On the blue team, Marissa and Anastasia quickly became close!” Yeah no shit bro

• “Alessio outed himself as the loner, and Ted proved why we need censorship edits.” LMAOOOOOOO\

• “Also, Diego has a thing for British guys” I’M CRYINGGGGG

• FUCK YEA, THEY’RE PRAISING MY BOI TRISTAN FOR THEIR SHELTER IDEA

• INTRO TIMEEEEE

• Ooooo Jade & Isabel have to choose between a survival kit, a flint & clue to the immunity idol, and a full on immunity idol. SOUNDS INTERESTING >:D

• FUCK YEA JADE, SELF CONFIDENCE >:D

• “So my heart is telling me, ‘go for gift one!’ But, the devil on my shoulder keeps whispering, “Hey, gift 3 is right there!” My state on my team is pretty strong. People trust me! Maybe, it’s time to exploit that trust.” YAS QUEENNNNNN

• They gonna lie about how they got the gifts? This boutta be a chekhov’s gun trust me bro

• “Hey! Oh my god, how was it? Spill the tea girl!” Natalia ily

• Awww, Spencer & Jade are actually getting along :D

• “Red Team! Pop out the champagne!” Tristan my beloved

• Oh shit, Amelie’s suspicious about Jade’s story. Kinda understandable tbh

• Ngl I was pretty hyped for the Yoga scene because of the Zaivy crumbs. BUT WE ALSO GOT DIENCER CRUMBS TOO?? BRO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WINK AT SPENCER

• “Now, enjoy the silence.” AND THEN BENJI IMMEDIATELY RUINS IT AFTER A FLY GETS CLOSE TO HIM

• “AHHHHHH!” “Sorrytherewasabug.” LMAO BENJI

• ZAIVY CONVO LEZGO

• Oh so that leaf was actually edible aight then

• wait was that an audio error

• “I… didn’t finish high school. My parents let me drop out for acting” girl what

• ZAID👏WANTS 👏TO WIN 👏 THE MONEY 👏 TO PAY 👏 HIS MOM 👏 BACK

• BRO I LOVE HIM SM, I HOPE HE WINS EVEN THOUGH I LIKE TRISTAN & HANNAH MORE

• “Hey Spence!” Aw they’re besties :D

• Spencer wants to create a core 5 alliance and immediately wants Diego in it. YOU’RE DIGGING YOUR OWN FUCKING GRAVE BRO I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FUCKING GOING-

• FUCK YEA HE WAS ALSO CONSIDERING TO BRING TRISTAN IN TOO.

• smol side note, but I loved hearing Jade use they pronouns with Tristan :D

• HANNAH ATE AMELIE UP

• “Bitch, I’m a bartender! All I do is listen to people!” YEA GET HER HANNAH

• I already knew Hannah only joined the show cause an executive invited her, but NOTHING could’ve prepared me for the reveal that her believing that people that overwork themselves lose sight of what’s in front of them and her saying that you never appreciate the time you have when it’s gone after talking about the loss of her parents.

• Side note AGAIN: But I also have a Filipino OC (their name is Cameron btw, I love him a lot :D) that ALSO lost their parents so uh… that’s a coincidence

• IM- THE WAY ANASTASIA CLUNG TO MARISSA AFTER GETTING SCARED BY A RACOON??? ONC KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING

• Natalia casually strutting in while the racoon scurries away somewhere else is some queen shit

• oooo the blue team’s girls alliance convo. WAIT NO WAY ANASTASIA’S ANXIOUS BECAUSE OF LYNDA SHIT-TALKING MARISSA YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

• WAIT BLUE TEAM DID ICEBREAKERS? THATS SO CUTE WTH

• “I like solitude” I felt that so hard

• “I’m just looking out for you. Everyone thinks you’re hella sus. Did ya kill somebody?” LMAO??

• “The path of an artist is often paved with sorrow… Not me, though.” WHY IS HE SO RELATABLE

• Bro rlly decided to join the show solely to get artistic motivation-

• Ngl all the swimsuits look rlly great for this season! A lotta colour variety :D

• DAMN LYNDA KEEPS GETTING CLOCKED

• Debate all ya want about Trevor casually tackling Emily into the mud while she has a broken arm, BUT DEREK CHEERING FOR HIM WITH FUCKING SPARKLES IN HIS FACE WAS ADORABLE

• ALSO DEREK KEEPS STARING AT TREVOR FOR MOST OF THE EPISODE. THAT’S GAYYYYYY

• “Go off Isa!” THEY’RE BESTIES

• tbh Isabel would probably fall for the “hey! what’s that?” trick. Also FUCK YEAH HANNAH

• “Hey, uh… Look, I really don’t wanna hit a girl” HE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART

• ALSO HE KEPT HIS EYES CLOSE FOR THE ENTIRE FIGHT AGAINST IVY

• ZAID AND TRISTAN CHEERED & COMFORTED HER AFTER THE FIGHT

• Bro Natalia ate so hard. That’s what happen when ya get cocky, Zaid

• OH NO, THEY’RE TERRIFIED

• Real talk, that convo Richard had with Tristan to calm them down was really sweet. Idk what Lynda & Amelie were on about

• All that went down the drain cuz Tristan’s attack didn’t do shit to Richard, and he insta-tapped him lmao

• Oh god, I can see Richard getting unfairly eliminated from a mile away with how he wants everyone to play fairly

• Richard’s backstory makes a lot of sense considering he’s a gay old guy. It makes sense that he wanted to hide his real self considering homophobia was rampant back then. At least he’s happy with his husband now :D

• ANASTATSIA DID NOT WANT TO CHEER FOR LYNDA LMAO

• Jade kicked her ass so hard

• “Ow! That actually kinda hurt” Benji you honestly did this to yourself. Explaining yourself by saying that Anastasia was a model did NOT help

• OH DAMN SHE STRAIGHT UP KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS

• “Not the first time I’ve been hit in the nards over saying something stupid’” THIS FUCKING HAPPENED BEFORE???

• Y’ALL KEPT CALLING SPENCER A TWINK BUT HE FUCKING YEETED ALESSIO OF THE PLATFORM

• Yeah that’s gonna cause back pain

• ngl I did not care about Ted & Amelie’s fight lmao

• “Vomit on her!” I can see why everyone stared and Alessio scooted away from him lol

• SPENCER WAS CHEERING FOR DIEGO TO WIN. SHIPPING CRUMBS

• FUCK, BLUE TEAM LOST. ALESSIO MIGHT GET OUT. At least Benji beat the first boot allegations :D

• Diego wanting the money to travel around the world’s really heartwarming bro, wtf ;-(

• “Silly? Yes… but damn! Wouldn’t that be fun?” YES YES IT IS

• BENJI HAS AN ICEPACK LMAOOO

• THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG

• “Ugh, Lynda is a piece of work, but I do want to prioritize an easy vote this first time. Pretend to be her ally now and pull the plug later.” SLAYYY

• Lynda keeps getting clocked this episode lmao. Also she’s fucking terrible at lying for her own good, how tf did I think she’d be a main villain

• I love how most of the backstories from this episode include some hint of tragedy, but Ted’s over here like “I hustled some adults as a kid and I’m cracked at poker lmao”

• Ngl I did not see why people were shopping Logan & Alessio together (side note: watercolours is such a cute ship name) but I SEE THE VISION NOW

• bro had a whole-ass epiphany over Logan adding a fucking moustache to his painting

• “I won’t fall for it. I AM A DIFFERENT MAN FROM EXACTLY THREE MINUTES AGO” fave Alessio quote right here. I felt this so fucking hard-

• NAH ANASTASIA DID NOT HAVE TO GRASP MARISSA’S SHOULDER LIKE THAT

• yooo Trevek’s hosting the elimination ceremony together :D

• THAT CLIP OF THEM FROM THE SEASON TRAILER WAS JUST THEM QUESTIONING WHY THE GIRLS WERE WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER?! IT WASNT SOME FUCKASS ARGUEMENT?! I GOT WORRIED FOR NOTHING BRO

• Oh god, Ted or Marissa might be first boot. I don’t want that

• wait

• WAIT WAIT WAIT

• NONONONONONO I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

• FUCK MY LIFEEEEEE

• Okay reaction aside, Alessio got what he came here for anyways. I’m surprised ONC managed to condense a character arc into two whole episodes without making it look like shit. Still kinda sad to see him go ;-;

• ALSO HIS CONVO WITH LOGAN BEFORE HE LEFT FELT SO GAY??? THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF ALEC’S ELIMINATION DURING ALL STARS WHERE HE THANKED CONNOR FOR EVERYTHING

• “I arrived here with a hollow facsimile of what I was. But… due to your patience and kinship… I found my dormant inspiration anew. Thank you… my friend” I can see why Logan’s crying when we cut back to his face after Alessio said this

• Also if the FIRST ELIMINATION got me sad, I’m worried for the future episodes because may I remind y’all, I LIKE ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS

• Wait so instead of a bus, eliminated contestants leave via boat? Damn that’s actually kinda cool ngl

• “You know what? Ana’s right.” ANA. SHE CALLED HER ANA.

• Yeah great episode, still sad about there being no tristannah crumbs unless you count them sitting beside each other during the challenge, and Alessio being first boot, but we still got a lotta shipping content nonetheless:D

[emsvegetables]

“hi jahsjshsjs can i req akaashi, semi, kageyama and oikawa having scratch marks on their backs from their s/o 😳”

OMG OFC WOORFIFIFJ

Akaashi:

* “AKAAAAAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”

* what was up with Bokuto???? what could even happen to him while they were changing in the locker rooms?

* “yo, Akaashi, i didn’t know you were like that,” Konoha’s shooting him a sly grin.

* “didn’t know i was like what?”

* HES SO CLUELESS LMAOOOO

* Komi’s shooting him a wink as he pats him on the back.

* then it clicks.

* OH NO.

* Bokuto’s raising up a hand for him to high-five.

* Akaashi doesn’t even know how to react. he knows he’ll never hear the end of it.

* when he returns Bokuto’s high-five, he’s quickly pulling on a tee-shirt and trying his best to fight the blush that he’s sure is showing on his cheeks.

* literally everyone in the locker room claps for Akaashi.

* They thought he was a big subby LOL

* when the team comes out of the locker rooms, with some of them still winking and patting Akaashi on the shoulders, they catch sight of you talking to Yukie and Kaori by the benches.

* “(Y/N)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

* Bokuto’s running towards you and staring concernedly at you.

* “are you okay?”

* ?????? what.

* “(Y/N), i think he’s checking whether you feel alright, after your...rough time last night,” Konoha has this super wide smile on his face and Akaashi’s trying to look at anywhere but you.

* RJRIITIFIFIFIRJR.

* LOL THE WALK HOME WITH AKAASHI IS SO SILENT BC HES SO MORTIFIED BY THAT DAY’S EVENTS.

* “Keiji are you alright?”

* when his eyes meet yours, his face blooms into the reddest shade of red you’ve ever seen.

* he starts to choke for some reason HAHAHAH

* “Keiji!????”

* he’s never changing with his back facing the team ever again.

* BUT THAT DOESNT WORK WHEN ONE DAY THE TEAM STARTS SCREAMING WHEN THEY SEE HICKEYS LITTERING DOWN HIS CHEST HAHAHAAH

Semi:

* this man IS ROUGH IN BED.

* not even kidding. this man??? rough.

* anyway.

* he knows that the both of you had a rough night that day before when you walk into the gym furrowing your brows as you try to sit on the bench.

* he smiles a little. ;)

* but he doesn’t remember the scratch marks that you LEFT on his back.

* so after practice, he’s trying his best to change out quick so he can walk you home.

* but then.

* HE HEARS TENDOU’S LOW WHISTLE.

* AND HE HEARS

* Reon’s very SHARP gasp.

* then he’s like ?????

* “what?”

* then Ushijima clears his throat and says,” you have a little...something on your back.”

* BLESS USHIJIMA’S CUTE HEART.

* then he looks at the mirror that’s in Shiratorizawa‘s locker room bc that’s a fancy ass school, and it hits him.

* OH.

* ohhhh

* “oh. well.”

* “OH? WELL?” Reon is asking, and Semi notices a very, very red face by his side and it belongs to Goshiki!!!!!

* “it’s alright, i’m fine,” he says to Goshiki.

* “NO WE’RE WONDERING IF (Y/N) IS FINE?”

* Tendou’s eyes are BUGGING OUT of his head.

* bc who knew Semi was FREAKY????

* anyway Shirabu looks kind of impressed, and he quietly bows at his senior when Semi glances over at him.

* tbh Semi finds it FUNNY AHAHAHAH

* but he just casually pulls on a shirt and slings his bag over his shoulder and smiles at the team who’s still staring at him with stunned silence.

* “see y’all at practice tomorrow!”

* AND WHEN HE LEAVES??

* everyone is scrambling to change out of their shirt to follow after Semi bc they NEED answers.

* Semi walks to you with a really smug smile that you’re suspicious of, but when you stand up to press a kiss to him you wince at the pain and he smiles even wider.

* “what’s wrong, sweetheart?”

* EKFIFIFI HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.

* “(Y/N)!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY?????”

* Tendou’s running out with the rest of the team to ask you that LMAOOOOOOO

Kageyama:

* he doesn’t even know he went rough yesterday night.

* but then he hears a SCANDALISED gasp from Daichi when he’s changing out in the club room after practice one day.

* “YOOOOO KAGEYAMA GOT SOME!!!!!!!”

* it’s Nishinoya and Tanaka looking SUPER IMPRESSED.

* Kageyama is very confused, because how did they know???

* then Hinata walks in to the club room after helping Yachi to stow away the balls and then he’s looking very confused.

* “hey, Kageyama, where did all those scratches come from?”

* S-SCRATCHES???

* oh you left that on him last night??

* “oh. it was from (Y/N).”

* he just states it so truthfully that Daichi looks even more scandalised and Yamaguchi starts to blush and Tsukishima just stares.

* “(Y/N)? when did she scratch your back? why did you let her?”

* HAHAAH HINATA’S SWEET MIND.

* “i had s—“

* “HINATAAAAA!!!! COME HELP ME WITH SOMETHING!!!!!” Sugawara is singing and waving Hinata over before Kageyama RUINS his innocence.

* Daichi has been stunned into silence honestly.

* “so why did you let (Y/N) scratch your back?”

* Hinata’s so curious on how that happened and he asks that again while Sugawara changes into his clothes, and has no time to intercept.

* “i had sex with (Y/N) last night.”

* then Hinata starts to blush.

* and Tsukishima SNORTS and laughs bc HAH!!!!!

* but Hinata is very confused.

* “but why would she scratch your back during sex?”

* “OKAY Kageyama put on your shirt, Hinata change into yours,” Ennoshita, our second mama, steps in to change the topic before Hinata gets even more ruined.

* but they cannot stop Hinata when he bounces up to you the next day in the halls while you’re talking to your friend, and asks you why you scratched Kageyama’s back during sex.

* your friend IS SO STUNNED FOFKVKVKFK

Oikawa:

* he isn’t a top.

* he’s more of a switch??? with sub tendencies in my opinion AHAHAH

* SO he’ll probably get the scratches while he’s power-bottoming you.

* and he KNOWS that he’s got scratches, especially when his back stings during practice!!!!!

* so he’s happily removing his clothes in the locker room, and he’s having the small smirk on his face when he hears the locker room fall silent.

* “okay, what the fuck, trashykawa?”

* LMAOO POOR IWAIZUMI.

* “yo. i did not expect you to be rough,” Mattsun says, and Makki has a very shocked look on his face.

* YAHABA’S SO JEALOUS LMAOOO

* Kyoutani has a mildly impressed look on his face AHAHAHAHA

* not even lying, everyone is so shocked at the scratches.

* Oikawa doesn’t even bother to hide them and struts around the locker room to ask for deodorant!!!

* at which Iwaizumi slaps his back and throws him one.

* okay his back HIGHKEY hurts now.

* but he’s really proud!!!! so he’s going to still smirk and say,” jealous, Iwa-chan?”

* WRKFIFIDK HE BETTER RUN

* anyway when the Seijoh third years come out of the locker room and spot you smiling and waving at them, Makki comes up to you and asks you if you’re alright.

* “why?” you say, because you’re so confused AHAHAHAH

* “obviously Oikawa had a...cat scratch him last night,” Mattsun will say with a smirk.

* WIEIFIFIIFFICIFKFKEEKW

* YOU NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT TIRIFICIC

hi anon!!! hope you liked this <3!!!

[blue-pastel-cat]

Xiaobedo Fanfic Recommendation

Welcome to my personal “if you are new to xiaobedo peeps please read these” list. As said before this is my personal list so please feel free to reblog/comment/hit me for not including any gem here. I might miss a lot of them because I am drunk or blind. (mostly have them on my to read and then forgot as I am being assault by real life shit).

I would like to say first that so far there are 150+ Xiaobedo fics on Ao3. I can’t review all of them but I can say that I have read a majority of them. Most of them are just pure love and I would like nothing more than a thousands thank you for all the fic writers who spent their free time writting these gems for us to read for free. But these...these takes the cake as it finds a special landing spot in my heart that I would just thrust them into someone’s hand if they say “I am new to this ship can you recommend me?”

1. Orange dust by bobamilkteas (Wes)

In which Xiao learns to open himself up to the world a little more after the collapse of Rex lapis's contracts but it was not always easy for a soul doomed to eternal damnation. Meanwhile, Albedo liked to tempt fate where the extraordinary are concerned.

If only the traveler's comrades are made of saner bunch.

Comment: Long ago when I like both Albedo and Xiao as a character, I was wondering hmmm....will anyone actually even write about them lmao they never met each other. I am surprise to see this one as the 3rd fic in the whole 3 Xiaobedo fic on Ao3 (yeah back when there’s literally only 3 fic for this couple). I was like I’ll read it for the curiosity, I’ll probably won’t ship them. And that people is how I put my clown make up on my face upon finishing reading it. This ONE fic alone convert me into a devotee of Xiaobedo. Please consider joining me in this circus if you want to know what is Xiaobedo. I would put this as the first of my “Big 3″

Orange Dust also come with its compliation of short stories over the course of the game and a big sequel to it. Please also consider reading ALL OF THEM.

2. Solar Wind by birdpriestess (Sparrow)

For the yaksha, his duty was his life, and his life was his duty. No human could ever hope to understand the eternal war he fought out of sight and in silence.

So why, then, did he feel that Albedo would understand?

---

Finding himself at death's door once more, Xiao is saved by a surprising person, setting off the unlikeliest of adventures.

Comment: Do you like crying? Do you like the feeling of getting your heart ripped into pieces as the author destroy your emotions over the end of each chapter as the story picked up the climax? Yeah, this one is for you masochists. The action, the characterisation, the drama THE EMOTIONS OH WOW. I kid you not that it was so good I read this while workinng when I am not suppose to me. Also, this fic has my favourite characterisation of Gold ever. I love that dramatic queen Mad Alchemist. AND DAIN. I LOVE DAIN IN THIS FIC. Our dearest Sparrow manage to toy with our feelings like how I bully ruin guard for big numbers lmao. This is the secound of “Big 3″ of my Xiaobedo list.

Again, just like Orange Dust, Solar Wind comes with its own compliation of short stories of what came after that. Please also consider reading ALL OF THEM.

3. Castle of Glass by AlchemicalStardust (Morgie) 

A black shadow rises over Huaguang Stone Forest. Caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, Albedo flees the shaking ground and the crash of boulders tumbling form the sky. As the dust settles, Albedo finds a young man – an Adeptus – amidst the carnage. Despite the karmic agony ripping his body from the inside, Xiao’s only question is “How?” How did a human survive after witnessing his battle?

Comment: The last of the “Big 3″ of my Xiaobedo list. And it is still on going! Castle of Glass? More like I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS! Have you read a fic about 2 people yearning, longing, reaching out for each other so damn well that you just want to throw your phone in the air as they both had their impending doom coming down upon them? Yeah this is one of them. You will like want to be stuck in the moment they express how much they just yearn for each other’s love and care that you want to shake the author for what comes next. Like...everytime Morgie update I am expressing my gratitude at the end of the chapter by writing on Xiaobedo discord “MORGIE COME HERE AND LET ME BONK YOU WHY ARE YOU ENDING IT THERE”

trust me when you read you will def feel the same. With just Big 3 and their compliation alone that would give you like a LONG list of reading already LMAOOOOOOO

4. Find a place to call it home  by yamajiroo 

Our room, he said. Xiao’s brow twitches. Zhongli never said anything about this. But then again, perhaps he should anticipate this from the beginning...

Xiao looks over at Albedo, who is now tilting his head, his look as innocent as ever.

“Are you not okay with sharing a room?”

Comment: College AU for Xiaobedo! One thing that I love this is the slow burn and what made me LOVE LOVE LOVE this fic more is how cute Klee is in this fic. Their relationship in this one is very simple, but that simplicity highlight why their chemistry work. Xiao is someone who was just very gentle, who was largely misunderstood by his lonesome nature. Albedo was someone who like peace and quite in his introvert bubble. And how they respect that bubble that each other has actually made their relationship work. I love it when fic highlight this and this one captures it.

5. I Can't See Your Face From the Other Side of the Classroom by MissWeaver  

When Albedo and Xiao unexpectedly start eating lunch together, they begin to find that they have more in common than anyone would have realized. They both struggle in their own ways with blossoming feelings, too many assignments, and annoying classmates as they navigate a relationship for the first time.

Comment: I’ll be honest, I usually hate high school au just because its so cliche. I don’t even watch and drama/anime surrounds high school student anymore LMAOOO (unless it’s very good). So if there’s an high school AU that I actually keep come back and read after a couple of chapters, it means that the cliche that I hate wasn’t there or barely was there at all. The pinning in this fic makes me want to bang their head together sometimes LMAOOO The tag wasn’t kidding when they said both Xiao and Albedo are bad at feelings. Also that’s a lot of heart broken caused by these two idiots XD

6. new world, same me, same bullshit  by  bobamilkteas (Wes)

At the belly of Dragonspine, Albedo lost control to the festering corruption that permeated his senses and watched, from the recesses of his mind, as his devoured body turned his allies into enemies. Before his rampage reached its climax, he is sealed in a crystalized confinement by the last hand of Reindottir, where he then reawakens centuries after, in a rebooted Teyvat.

Comment: Yeah I know it was list in Orange Dust but here me out. This sets out in an entirely different universe. And if you like Polyamory, this one has Zhongli joining the duo and I love it because I also love ZhongXiao with my life. Time Travel is my biggest kink. Especially when I am the person who love it when people explore Archon War era/ Alatus!Xiao. So this one hits double of my kink. Of course it is still on going and I will bully Wes whenever I can to see that new chapter. Albedo is a total fucking badass in this story and I completely agree from using him in Abyss so often. Everyone should write badass Albedo.

7. misplaced heart of mine by  inkburn           

“If you are ill, then you should be resting at home. In Mondstadt.” He emphasized Mondstadt with a pointed look in his direction.

“I assure you I won’t be troublesome, Adeptus Xiao,” Albedo said, “You’ll find I’m a rather low-maintenance traveler.”

“Travel,” Xiao scoffed, “without airstep?”

Albedo looked him up and down. “Are your legs just for decoration?”

(albedo is sent to liyue on mandatory vacation. xiao is his unfortunate bodyguard.)

Comment: Most of the time you will see Albedo and Xiao starting their relationship with one of them taking interest in another. But this one took another approach, they starting off by make them hating each other’s guts LMAOOOO and I live for every second of it. There’s only 1 chapter so far but wow it was SOOO GOOD. I am really really excited for next chapter and is waiting patiently ;w;

8.  Blossom of Grace  by birdpriestess  

One day in Liyue Harbor, Albedo watches a street performance by an enigmatic dancer named Xiao. And he becomes completely obsessed.

Comment: Have you ever look at Xiao fight and thinking that he’s one of the most beautiful deadly thing ever? How it was like he was dancing around the battlefield? How about actual dancer Xiao being so absolutely beautiful and perfect and that slow burn of Albedo falling in love with that beauty with a touch of Modern AU and cute Ganyu as the Wing woman. Yes, Sparrow delivers yet again another beautiful slow burn and while it’s still ongoing it is worth the read.

9. i think we could make this work (could get used to this) by outspaced               

“Xiao? What are you doing out here?”

“I—”

“It’s raining,” Albedo says, as if it isn’t obvious. “You could get struck by lightning.”

“What are you doing out here then?” Xiao does the only thing he knows how to do, he challenges Albedo. “It’s raining.”

Albedo just hums. “If I get struck by lightning, it’s for science.”

Comment: A short one-shot where I read the summary and went “This is it... this is their relationship.” I am sold immediately. Oh god Albedo why are you like this.

10. Ephemeral by criedprinz        

“It’s not for your investigation, is it?” Aether asked mildly.

Albedo traced a finger around the sketchbook, considering the question. “No,” he admitted finally. “I... I just want to see them again.”

He opened the sketchbook to reveal the drawing he’d just finished. Aether nodded, clearly recognizing the sharp golden eyes.

“Xiao,” he said. “You were rescued by an adeptus.”

When a visit to Dragonspine goes horribly wrong, Albedo is rescued by an unknown stranger, wielding powers he's never heard of. Led on a search to find out who it is, he finds himself in the middle of an unforgettable encounter..

Comment: A really really well written one-shot that I love. The yearning oh godddd the yearning from Albedo side is just so so much that I have to put it here. (I think you can see the trend here lmao. I am a sucker for yearning). And the moment they get to meet each other again is just chef kiss. MWHAA

11. Idle Yaksha, Brilliant Yaksha by Pit0fTheEarth

Alatus didn’t have a lot of responsibilities to keep. He spent most of his days dancing across the sky and eating away all nightmares that plagued a person’s sleep.

But one fortunate encounter led to too many unfortunate ones, taking his carefree existence and plunging it in darkness. His wings, stripped from him. His gentle touch, replaced by an unforgiving grip of destruction.

There was a lot of blood on his hands. With each passing moment, it became harder for Alatus to recall the last time someone gently held him.

Comment: This is one of the ongoing fic where I am very very much excited on the take of Naberius. And the way the author portray Xiao when he’s still the innocent Alatus is just *clench fist*. Baby ;w; Baby why do you have to lose all that innocence. Also the fic has long LONG flashback to Xiao past and his relationship with Naberius. We are unwielding more what happened to both of them and why perhaps does this have to do with Albedo.

That’s it for now, might add more later! Thank you <3

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 30.10.20 lb

lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.

le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???

yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.

THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????

TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!

also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.

naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 

anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.

inka phir se popat bann gaya.

mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"

“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”

lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!

le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.

husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.

(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)

“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”

lmao, the most appropriate response. 

wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:

i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.

he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???

vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.

lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.

oh i like ishani's outfit.

blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.

riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.

it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.

mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.

I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.

all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.

lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.

i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.

whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.

behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.

dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.

literally no one is surprised by this revelation.

oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.

great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.

and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.

oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?

thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)

isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???

i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.

oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢

this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.

“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”

that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”

again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.

both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.

lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.

yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.

this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.

idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.

yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.

oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.

mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.

poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.

dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.

“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”

lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.

this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.

dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????

this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.

lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.

also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.

anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​

[startwithbrooklyn]

THE GREAT ND REWATCH OF 2021 / SEPTEMBER 30, 2019 // larkspur lane/the whisper box

this post is a double whammy cause they have 2 eps happen in the same day if u can believe it (thats how awful judging timelines in this show is!!)

-"hi josh..." LMAOOOOOOO

-BESS just breaking in lmaooo how many god damn times does bess just shit the bed in this show

-LOVE her frowny face at nancys closet ("my expectations are low" lmfaoooo but this would totally be me)

-"bet she meant it metaphorically" okayyy but then why did lucy say that at all? i feel like theres defo more to this story, combined with josh's cagey behavior (part of which is to get nancy to stop looking into shit d/t him and karen but still)

-"they dont accept visitors unless they're family" .....🙂

-ace "youre really good at that" to bess i fuckin love this friendship with all my heart (also love their talk at the claw mirroring nick & nancys talk in the last ep)

-also PINK AND ORANGE BESS ARE U BLIND (also 1) why tf would nancy own this and 2) where would she wear it??)

-okay wtf is vampire dip

-"boss??" see this is what i meant yesterday about nancy ruining everything for nick/george

-god DAMN she sucks at dealing with this news lmaooo that emotional competency babey + love george literally agrees to help bc she feels bad (AND nicks immediate look of "you just reprimanded me for helping her last ep and i know why youre doing this rn" lmaoooo)

-LOVE george noticing nick "shout out to jean valjean" lmaooo once again nancy would never have noticed/commented on something like that

-"get the hell out of here" was this foreshadowing for an epic dad joke for these two eps? "how do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it" 😂😂😂😂

-so what i dont get about the whole haunting is the ball + kids' laughter but its all the emphasis on "mr roper" the adult? wtf like what kind of entity is this

-"how did you ever have a solo career??" 😂

-okay amaya's hair is gorgeous here (also "you feel like a snack" ....👀) *ahhh so the reason bess feels so off balance is bc its like a top vs a top scenario

-has anyone who's ever been to prison confirmed this is what it looks like?

-love how ace is the only employee there when they all leave so he had to fucking close the place when he goes

-why does she take the whole file? time constraints? it'd be smarter to take pics + replace it (better sleuthing) but this place is clearly not well run anyway 😂

-so this is a pretty decent cover she invents but theres no way she would get away with it so easily for a real guard

-love how ace recognizes ryan's car (+ is able to find it by driving around)

-"my father wouldnt do anything like that" LMFAOOOOOO SIS WHY ARE U DEFENDING HIM ironically, ace is actually the best person suited to engage w ryan here d/t the car accident + connection with laura being ryans SIL. its a unique set up

-i am fascinated by the concept of priests + holy water being so effective here combined with mcginnis' beliefs and basically nondenominational ghosts/seances etc after that. the show is very clearly big on diversity but definitely steers clear from too much WASP stuff yk? wonder if other stuff from christianity works against the ghosts/demons like taking refuge in a church "holy ground" or using silver etc

-"did this start after the night of sept 10?" *this is where you get the time line for the seance if you didnt know

-this is so fucking funny when u realize that patient sal talks to is actually a ghost so sal really is psycho i guess 😂

-bitchsplain/tall jar of mayonnaise 🙏🏻😌 2gether 4ever

-how did ace get this van? also heart attack when he yells at carson (but then grins at him like a goofball lmaooo)

-"for nancys sake and yours" damn she owes ace big time for all this shit

-"what do we do for 7 minutes?" ...ummm play 7 minutes in heaven lmaooo 👀🥵

-was not expecting ace to look this sexy holding an axe but okay (*ah, its his short sleeve shirt showing his arms. usually hes a sleeves guy)

-"desperate for attention" nancy (from gomber) vs "bc she's starved for attention" patrice --> lucy (and candace also...) we know nancys detective work makes her seem like an attention seeker, but what was lucy doing to make them all think that? she was trying to hide her relationship with ryan, not expose it. unless they just mean the rumors about her?

-so is patrice hiding lucy's "truth" talking about lucy being a whore or lucy being a ghost? what is lucy's secret? did patrice guess she was pregnant or did patrice's somehow garbled mind remember tiffany trying to show patrice the video with lucy on it?

-wonder what captain thom thinks of this stand off w ace lmaooo

-"like you do?" top v top shenanigans

-how awko for carson to talk to karen again like this

-"oh no" ACE 😂

-love how amaya says "be a human" like shes kind of admitting people in rich circles typically arent (^this is an interesting focus in s2 when bess's rich family rejects her, thus making her human again, but nancy embraces her rich fam and experiences subsequent moral struggle which is predicted with the wraith)

-wonder what ryan thinks he could get from the marvins (which he cant get now lmaooo)

-this damn whisper box. so many questions. who named it the whisper box? why are the ropers' old possessions still there? who decided to build a mental hospital on top of it? and patrice! she "hid lucy's secrets" hannah gruen thinks tiffany tried to show patrice video w lucy on it, which patrice then specifically says she hid in the thin mans book. so patrice knows of the thin man? can she see him? does she know he was a ghost/supernatural? she must have a supernatural sense to know about him (unless sal told or some shit) so then when tiffany shows up w/ lucy being supernatural in it patrice hides it to protect her? is this why she is "crazy" kinda like victoria? supernatural elements or ability to sense ghosts makes her unstable? this is why lucy being a ghost/nursery rhyme that she repeats makes patrice worse/"stroke"? how did patrice even get into the whisper box to put the key in the bible and get out without getting trapped? also, her dementia --> lucidity is really fucking off, some people mildly switch like that but usually with dementia they cant even register new shit anymore

-...so did bess take the ride? 👀

-interesting how celia says "your father will be disappointed" but nothing of her own opinion. wonder how much celia truly puts up with to keep everett calm and nonhomicidal

-like george asking nick follow up questions that nancy never really would have asked

🥞🥞🥞(ep13)🥞🥞🥞

-is this bitch just eating a plain pancake with her bare hand?

-"extra case load and excessive volunteering" ugh. nancy's family here are like, gross in how "good" of people they are // unrealistic, trying to paint carson in the best light/ no way ryan could ever compare (but the reality is theyre not that good of people for lying about nancy) **and shes arrogant to think shes better than everyone else ie the only one who truly lives virtuously, thinks she can do no wrong sometimes even tho using sex to cope, breaking and entering, etc is not morally "good" stuff she still thinks she is the only one who doesnt lie and plays fair (like in the pilot she lists everyone else as a suspect but herself- obviously we know she isnt guilty but no one else does. (i mean in theory we really dont, what if nancy was an unreliable narrator and was actually guilty, that would be a hella cool show)its reactions like that where she cant understand why others like the chief suspect her

-ooooh ironic that in the Good Place carson readily agrees to pay her for helping with cases as opposed to s2 in reality

-nick's house has "problems" so why does he need a lawyer? as opposed to an interior designer, plumber, or realtor?

-in the Good Place nick and george realize they are not going to work out after one date. does this failure in the Good Place predict failure in reality, or merely an easier way of figuring out the truth? does this mean that the "opposite" of the Good Place is reality, or only an opinion of what is better? (nancy says "you all like me" as her opinion of them liking her is skewed; does this then only reflect nancys version for what is the "perfect life"?)

-why is bess a hippie??? and love how george curls her hair and wears pink lipstick here

-if this dream is so realistic then why is the one thing it cant conjure smoke? like how random

-love the locket being a key realization bc with things like jewelry you dont notice the weight of them until theyre gone

-"you all like me" in her perfect life nancy means they "like" her objectively/regardless of circumstance even though liking her is still an objective choice (like they "like" her because of other reasons instead of her working at the claw? (like how you make friends with coworkers/people at school every day but after you leave the job/graduate you never speak to them again) and her "thanks for showing up!" as if theyre not doing exactly that in reality 😐like where is she getting this shit? she sort of acknowledges in earlier eps she is hard to like/that she puts mysteries before friends, but also pushing them away to avoid danger like the previous ep "why do u show up" etc

-is it just me or does the inside of nicks "house" look like the drews'?

-nick has a dick scar lmaooooo (or more likely was hit in the balls or smth)

-love how nick + george match their anger in confronting sal 100% on the same level

-so when did ace go back to work after having such a busy day earlier?? lmaooo

-damn father shane is a creep (casting defo hired him for his voice) and how tf did he just poof + escape? and what did he request???

-love bess's white hair bow here 😌+ her jacket, whole outfit on point as usual

-like how bess is right that nancy has to find her way out but thats kind of a nonstarter for a room full of panicked people wanting to help

-in the Good Place theres no bad blood between drews + hudsons bc nancy is really theirs

-"the only one who has the key is you" in the Good Place nancy has the key (smaller picture, to finding out what happened to lucy but bigger picture, post-reveal) but ryan has the clues nancy needs- following the Good Place's mirroring, this just means that in reality ryan will either be completely useless or an active hindrance (but you KNOW this is a dream bc in what universe would ryan remember clues like that 😂)

-so in a perfect universe ryan acknowledges his family's "criminal empire" as opposed to reality where he only makes under cover jabs about disengaging with being an "entitled corrupt legacy criminal" ie finding the bonny scot relics but does nothing about them, etc

-"strippers" 😂

-okay what is nancys obsession w her beanie?? bc her mom made it? "wear beanies do crimes?" idk

-making the call: nancy -unable to make up for lost time/both her mothers had to find out/suffer alone / in the Good Place nancy was able to be with kate while she called, and in reality she had carson; somethig about seeing the mother looking to the daughter for strength in the Good Place instead of the reverse (which is what reality sounded like, kate being strong for nancy through the illness despite the struggle)

-concept: nancy & nick "let's wait out the storm"

-"i believe that you believe it" nick in the Good Place + owen in reality both trust nancy when she says she's seen things (owen's is the teeth) but nick in reality (and not really knowing details) doesnt think much of their "moment" bc it wasnt real (so she had to leave the Good Place to save carson- but if she had known then he wasnt her real dad, would she have stayed to be w nick?)

-stranger - suede james 💙👌🏻

-"really anxious as a kid" v telling bc of her desire to know everything to remain in control of situations like she always does now

-"the medicine or the metaphysics?"/"you cannot beat supernatural with science"

-i love nancy playing with her pinky while saying goodbye 🥺

-"always seek out the truth even if it hurts" this is straight irony bc kate never told nancy anything. like does that include the truth about nancys parentage? they taught her to seek out the truth, but who taught her that the truth is the only thing to live by? ie things dont count anymore like carson and kate straight up raising her is tossed out bc she finds out its not "the truth" like all that work/stress to protect carson + she just drops him? with kate maybe shes just upset thst she spent all that time mourning for someone who lied. and would she do the same to ryan if needed? probably

-bess and ace head tilt 💙

-like how for all the time she spent there nancy only has a subconscious memory of blue curtains

-YESSSSS i LOVEthese beautiful overhead shots of hannah's hands. so out of character for the show lmao but so gorgeous

-i feel like future eps/grand future will be nancy going through the lock boxes to help people who asked hannah for help

-the video is officially dated Aug 22, 2019

-soooooo in the first ep nancy breaks into the hudsons house and finds tiffanys secret drawer w the nail polish and finds the amulet with a note that says "for your protection HG" yet on this video tiffany says she talked to a medium who gave her the amulet sooooo am i just confused? HG is hannah gruen obvi so is the address for the medium what hannah gave her? or was the address on the amulet which nancy dissolved in salt water to see? so how would tiffany know where to go? its chicken and the egg which came first hannah or the medium?

and lastly:

i close these two eps with a thought that everything in this show is sealed in death. all the lies, the imagery, the fake constructs people put up to get by all crumple the second someone dies- all the secrets come clean just like these doors have been unsealed.

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S4 Ep4 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- It’s so weird going from Daybreak to Riverdale and seeing Cody Kearsey,,, anyways

- The video is literally just… their house? Wait lol it’s not the Smith/Jones? Imagine being so much of a dick to ruin everyone’s 

- OMG WE GET HAPPY ALICE AND FALICE AND THEY SKIP THEIR KISS???? IT WAS CLEAR THEY KISSED AND—

- Also I thought Alice was talking about Jughead when she said to invite her brother 💀💀💀

- I know this is weird, but it’s clear that Toni really loves Cheryl if she can put up with Jason’s fucking CORPSE for weeks, ugh one of the healthiest ships on the show

- Gargoyle Boy…? Can’t they AT LEAST come up with something better lol

- REGGIE HELLO. Betty why are you acting like TPing the principal’s is a kid’s thing, that’s totally what seniors would do. ALSO KEVIN AND REGGIE YESSS!!! And like???? Did no one catch on to Monroe talking about Archie beating up those thugs like??? These kids aren’t stupid lol but alright

- Ew it’s that fucking doll…

- DONNA MY QUEEN… except her giving Jughead that mug seemed… weird. YUPPPPPPP BITCHHHHHHHH DONNA I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU TO BEFRIEND JUGHEAD AND GET WITH VERONICA. What kind of fucking shit—

- Katy Keene nod, nice but like what about her cousin who gets with Reggie in the comics, Harper Lodge? :(

- ROSIE THE RIVETER AW Also I know Betty’s dressed as Laurie Strode but can she do this every ep she looks damn good… also if my kid fucking wanted to dress up as a serial killer for halloween they’d watch me eat all of their candy in front of them

- The fact that JB doesn’t seem to like Betty,,,, lol. ALSO, JB PLAYS MINECRAFT!! Thank God she didn’t say Fortnite

- Since I got a spoiler when I went on Tumblr, I’m so confused as to why Polly would prank call Betty as her fucking killer dad?

- VERONICA NO YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN TOWN SEND HIM THE FUCK AWAY YOU’RE CLOSED

- Why are all of these kids dressed up as creepy shit tho

- Monroe is an interesting character but like idk something about how they’re writing him, something about him just makes me not like him as much as I used to

- Choni makeout that’s gonna get interrupted. Yup! Literally their best couple and they constantly interrupt their scenes…

- The white girl proposes a seance,,, why,,,

- Why is Mr. Honey at the school so late, fucking nerd lmao

- Wait what the FUCK??? YA’LL LEAVE JELLYBEAN ALONE SHE’S JUST BEING A TEENAGER SHE AIN’T DONE SHIT… forgetting her being a part of that G&G mess…

- LMAOOOOOOOOO JELLYBEAN YOU FUCKIN QUEEN

- Again, if Polly is trying to get help, why is she doing this shit?? Are the writers just wanting us to despise Polly so much so that when she inevitably dies so that Cheryl and Toni can have the kids, no one will give a rats ass???

- Poor Jughead though he looks so scared :(

- Thank God Betty actually confides in Charles,,, which also scares me because they’re gonna try to make him the bad guy too aren’t they? He gets in the way of BH so…

- MR. HONEY GET AWAY FROM KEVIN AND LEAVE REGGIE OUT OF IT. Kevin,,, Mr. Honey is a dick don’t give in to him nooooooo

- If this bitch TOUCHES my soft boi Reggie—

- Why is your gun right in front of your dick? Aren’t you supposed to hide it on the side of your hip??

- Why is Julian in the wheelchair but Nana Rose is in a regular chair lol

- CHERYL FUCKING ABSORBED JULIAN IN THE WOMB OMG??

- Reggie has only pranked/joked around like twice… what the fuck you mean his jokester persona—BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST BRING UP HIS ABUSE?!?!? ALSO NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT REGGIE BITCH

- Charles wants to be a part of a real family 🥺🥺🥺 they really gonna make him the bad guy huh

- How has Polly got so much access to a phone tho—

- “NO, BITCH” LMAOOOOOOO but wait wasn’t Polly one of the people who was finally ready to get rid of Edgar????? Or was I just hallucinating???

- Literally do not touch Veronica Lodge, kill ANYONE else,,,

- So… does Veronica not have her phone??????????????? Like??? Bitch you really think you’re gonna be able to see shit with that lighter…? But damn is my queen smart, the smartest win Riverdale <3

- Rip to Eddie’s leg…

- Charles??? Betty??? GOOD AT FBI SHIT???? BITCH SHE’S THE WORST FUCKING DETECTIVE I KNOW YOU WANT A FAMILY BUT—

- Not Reggie being taken advantage of by a shitty principal… and also ruining his car which will fucking get him in shit with his father??? Imagine putting one of your students in danger just to make a point. I just want to hold Reggie and protect him.

- He was stuck in that cheap coffin…?

- Yes, Archie, we been knew Veronica is the baddest bitch here (tying with Cheryl).

- Moose :((((((( SEE, OF COURSE CHARLES IS A BAD GUY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET ALICE AND FP BE HAPPY WITH THEIR FAMILY

- … you expect us to believe that Jughead’s actually dead? That they killed off a main character and showed a body when I believe they’d pulled that shit before??? Yeah,,, fuck off… HOWEVER IF IT IS TRUE… BARCHIE RISE LMAO

[savage-rhi]

Omg did you really ruined your first kiss with the "taste the rainbow" joke? I can't lmaooooooo I wanna know the story, if it's allright with you! XD

Yeah, I was that one asshole lol. And gather around the ancient dial-up router children I’m gonna tell ye a story...

Picture it: Valentine’s day in 2008. I went over to my friend's house for the first time to meet his folks. They lived farther out in the woods than I did, and after dinner, we got to take an afternoon walk. Well, we got to this clearing in the trees and it was romantic as shit. Stars everywhere, full moon, we sat on a log and star gazed for a while and then shit started getting heavy (I didn’t plan for this day to be a fucking trope but it happened on its own I digress). 

Earlier at school, we both came clean we were pining for one another and decided alright we’re gonna try kissing. We were nervous train wrecks. Like really driving the whole ask consent thing to the max, even for hugging or whatever. We were two little scared walnuts and even tried doing a count down and force ourselves to get it over with and when we finally got the balls to make it rain, it was great. Amazing. Until he pulled away and said he loved me and I flipped out and shouted “WHAT?!” Too soon, too soon lol. 

I ruined the moment, and we spent the next while with him trying to reassure me he didn’t want to rush things and didn’t know what came over him and I calmed my ass down and soon we were lip-locking like fucking mother birds feeding their babies. It really got passionate like spine tingly, chemistry on fire, all the cliche’s you can think of and he started kissing my throat and getting me all hot and bothered and I started returning the favor and traveled up to his ear and that’s when the fucking three worded sentence came out of my mouth like a horny toad wanting to dry hump a lily pad:

“TASTE THE RAINBOW.” 

I never have, nor will ever not forget how he fucking froze dead in his tracks, stopped touching me, and fucking bellowed in laughter like a Sasquatch in heat. This poor soul had tears coming out of his fucking eyes and probably scared the coyotes and bears nearby. His folks thought he was getting mauled and came rushing out and found out we were just making out and lost their fucking shit. 

I don’t know if I was subconsciously trying to tell him I was bisexual, queer or whatever, but it was so fucking weird I replayed it in my head over and over and thought god was gonna strike my ass down. Not for the heavy petting and kissing, but FOR THAT BULLSHIT. 

I went home humiliated, horny, and very confused about why my brain glitched.

12 years later, he’s still with me btw.  His folks still hate me lol.

[timextoxhajima]

oh yeah that was pretty shitty of him but at the same time it’s like well what are they? they’ve talked a few times had sex once then had no contact for like a week? idk remember how long it was. And then they meet suddenly after no speaking to each other for however long at an elementary school and so to me the way I interpreted that part, where she asked that, more as him being caught off guard by the question. cause like it’s not like they’ve had the opportunity to talk about their feelings. but I also see where it comes off that other way. and then gosh he was so sweet and caring it really tugged at my heart strings. this is really gonna tear me to shreds once juyeon gets more involved and she’s caught in the middle. or when I as a reader start switching teams back and forth between who I’d wish she’d choose 😭 anyway I really love it you’re doing an amazing job at killing me inside so far. thanks.

yeah they didn't talk for a week after they slept together cause seol eun's a busy woman and she doesn't really want to get involved in this whole sex situation with someone she associates with the word 'dangerous' TT i mean i wouldn't too LMAOOOOOOO

SIS I CANT WAIT FOR JUYEON TO COME BACK INTO THE PICTURE IM JUST WAITING TO THROW ALL THE SOFT SHIT INTO THE FIC FOR JUYEON LIKE maybe draping his jacket over her on dates or helping her tie her shoelaces or cooking for her [even though we all know juyeon can't cook for shit] BUT I AM WAITING FOR THIS I AM WAITING TO RUIN ALL OF YOU MUAHAHAHAHHA

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

- Rehearsal Night 2,,,,why

- I got there and Tom and the director were running around making calls. Apparently someone from there (the college we put the shows on at) broke something for the show??? I received no further information

- Benny came out in his act two opening costume singing and dancing to “I just had sex” lmao

- Omfg they wanted people to get a feel for the fire escape so people were just dicking around in the windows and one boy jumped out going “DEAR ELLE HE’S A LUCKY GUY IM LIKE GONNA CRY-” and I died

- Fuck omg Steven can get up on the scaffolding but he can’t physically fit thru the windows so for the scene when he’s announcing Claudia’s death they’ve got him literally just leaning out the window holding onto the fire escape bar for dear life it looks ridiculous

- The melody for all the ‘we are powerless’ lines makes me think of 21 Chump Street and it was driving me insane

- Tom threw himself down into the seat next to me and just whispered “I hate.”

- “Tom...nothing has happened yet. We haven’t even started.”

- “I can already tell it’s gonna be a long night.”

- Spoiler alert: it was

- Okay so Tom did the potentially against the rules thing he did at batb where he’s bypassing the theater’s speakers and just using his own, right

- Like for this show we only have a keyboard player but she found a recorded orchestra version of the show that doesn’t have keyboard so she plays along it actually works well

- And he played the recording thru the theaters speakers and then his own to make a point and...wow. holy shit. BIG DIFFERENCE.

- BUT THEEEEN his speakers started picking up SO MUCH FEEDBACK IT WAS VERY DRAMATIC

- and it just. Could not be fixed. He’s trying his best tho and almost got in a fight with the director lmao

- So when this cast ran act 1 yesterday I was like pleasantly surprised by how good they were I was like!!!! Yo!!!! Talented people!!!! This show might not suck!!!

- I miss how innocent and optimistic I was yesterday,

- So young, so hopeful...

- Act 2 was just a HOT MESS. Like I’m fully wondering if they’ve ever ran it before oh my God

-  Highlights: “Enough” and “Stories” and the one part where Usnavi tells Sonny he’s getting a third of the money.

- that’s it.

- Also in case anyone was wondering: I love Sonny and he’s my actual child

- Am I talking about the character??? Am I talking about the actor??? The World May Never Know

- The part where Usnavi is so preoccupied trying to open a bottle of champagne that he doesn’t notice Vanessa trying to confess her love to him: relatable.

- I have never #me ‘d so hard

- LMAOOOOOOO WHEN VANESSA KISSED HIM SHE GOT THE KID’S PAINTED ON LIN BEARD ALL OVER HER FACE

- WE LOST LIKE 15 MINUTES BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO FUNNY

- All the actors mics just,,,fucking died halfway thru the rehearsal

- Just all their batteries quit it was ridiculous

- But then...the director made Tom change them out so she could clean up the DANCING

- “But...they’ve been practicing without mics this whole time? Using mics for dancing is just a waste of batteries” NOPE. COULD NOT BE REASONED WITH. I saw Tom’s hair actually raise up and turn to flames. So stupid oh my GOD.

- Oh my God wait okay so they changed the year in the show to 2017 which is like...okay, whatever,

- But they didn’t change anything else so like...Graffiti Pete still carries a boombox. Usnavi’s baby pictures are all from the 80′s. Tiny things like that

- Like it’s one thing if you wanna say Usnavi is in his 30′s but if he went to high school with Benny...then what the FUCK is Benny doing sleeping with Nina!!! She’s 18!!!!! Shit I’m with her father on this one Benny go away!!!!

- (I do love Benny tho omg he’s a gift and the kid who’s playing him. his VOICE.)

- But like...there’s some things that she needs to think through here if she’s gonna have it 2017 idk

- Also watching Steven yell at the only Spanish actor that he’ll ‘never be good enough for my daughter bc he’s not part of our culture’ (or whatever) was too funny omfg

- The ensemble continues to ruin like every song

- I’m just saying??? If it was only the 12 people mic’d singing??? This show would be FANTASTIC

- Alas,

- Holy shit I forget which song but Usnavi had some back up dancers who were doing something dangerously close to Whipping and Nay-Nay-ing lmaooo

- I got Graffiti Pete’s mic and it...wouldn’t turn off?

- Even Tom was like “what the hell” like it was a confusing situation

- Usnavi’s mic did not wish to part with his body for some reason I spent way to long trying to get it off that kid

- w e p a

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 14.09.17 lb

it’s so strange to not have anika around. like... the ghar/room/show actually seems khaali khaali. i didn’t feel like this when nakuul went on vacay. hence proved that surbhi is the actual jaan of this show. 😌😌😌

itne dino baad yeh banda kuch kaam kar raha hai, yeh rudra ka bachcha woh bhi nahi karne dega. 😒😒😒

i’m already giggling at shivaay’s face. 😂😂😂

“yeh waali problem thodi ajeeb hai.” 

bhaiyya is intrigued. 😯😯😯

“it’s about my... performance, bhaiyya.” 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THE HIGH PITCHED “HUHHHH?!?!!?” SHIVAAY LET OUT HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“mujhe bhavya ko prove karna hai!!!” “kya?” “KI MAIN BACHCHA NAHI HOON! MAIN MARD HOON! PAR MUJHSE KUCH HO NAHI RAHA!!!!!!”

hahahaha shivaay’s like I LOVE YOU BABY BRO BUT I REALLY DON’T NEED TO KNOW THIS 😫😫😫😫

love that even in between the convo, shivaay did that standard hindu gesture of reverence to the dropped file, and indicated to rudra to do the same. like, it’s just an inbuilt habit for me to do that to books/paper/people if i accidentally touch them with my foot. it was suchhhhhh a hard thing to explain to white people when i was in usa. 😐😐😐

hahahahahaha poor shivaaaaay. such a jhatka he’s getting this early in the morninggggg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO ANIKA KYA BATAYEGI... TUNE KUCH KIYA KAHAN HAI BATAANE KO. 😆😆😆

“main chahta hoon jaise anika bhaabi khush hai, waise bhavya bhi khush rahe.”

lolololololol trust me rudy, any “khushi” she’s getting isn’t from your bhaiyya here. *cough* apna haath, jagannaath. *cough* 

lmaoooo shivaay is FREAKING the fuckkkkkk outtttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

okkkkkkk finalllllllllly. matter is clear. 

HIS RELIEFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHA

waise i feel so bad for boys if they can’t discuss such things with each other. this is why i am so overwhelmingly relieved to be a woman and have girl friends i can talk about everything from my period flow to lord knows what ever the fuck else weird shit my body is up to that day. 😗😗😕😕😕

bhaiyya is just confirming, ki... sachhhh mein “uss area” mein issues thodi hai? 😟😟😟

“tujhe koiiiiii problem nahi hai, i am so happy!!!!! TU MUJH PE GAYA HAI!” 

ew! yeh bhi koi genetic trait hai proud hone waali? lord. men. ugh. 🙄🙄🙄

eh le, bulbul is just in her standard kapde? shivaay told you to look hottttttttttt, girl! 

godddd that stupidass kurtaaaa of his. exhibition ke din toh dhang ke kapde pehenta, om!!! 😣😣😣

i haven’t seen om look this animated in foreverrrrrrrr. 😕😕😕

he looks so happy to see her! awwwwwwwww, my heart! 😍😍😍

is he holding his hand out to her? please don’t be gesturing to something behind her!!! PLEASE! MY HEART WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT. 😯😯😯

ok no, it IS to her. thank god. 

is she dreaming all this? oh god is this a dream? MY HEART WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT EITHER. 😯😯😯😯😯

i can’t stop freaking out. coz i know SOMETHING has to go wrong so everyyyy damn action of his is seeming shady to me. 😖😖😖

WAIT WHAT? IS THIS A FUCKING DREAM OR NOTTTT I NEED IT TO BE CONFIRMED THIS ISN’T A DREAM COZ I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE IMMA THROW UP RIGHT NOW 😫😫😫🤢🤢🤢😥😥😥

YUP.  KNEW IT. 

ok don’t tell me bulbul is feeling insecure coz the other ladies are in western. comeeee on girl, you look good! 

ok shivaay please, just give us a get rich quick scheme, we don’t have time for a whole MBA course from you rn. 

the amount of times shivaay has had to clarify that’s he’s NOT SUGGESTING RUDRA DABBLE WITH PROSTITUTION is amazing. 😐😐😐

“create a need” - wow, spoken like a true MBA asshole. i would know. i’m one of them.

bhaiyya is still oddly fixated on rudra’s plumbing. FUCKING LET IT GO SHIVAAY. TU APNE SEX LIFE KI SOCH. APNA TOH KUCH HO NAHI RAHA EK SAAL SE, RUDY KE LIYE BADA PARESHAAN HAI... FUCKING IDIOT. 🙄🙄🙄

back to bulbul. girl hold that head up high, you’re the most beautiful human being in this room by a factor of 10. 😌😌😌

oh boy is she going to get insecure seeing om talk to the girl in the blue dress? 😬😬😬

oh ho bulbul, omki bhi toh desi chirota banke aaya hai. no need to be overly paranoid. just chill. 😶😶😶

her anxiety is ramping up MY anxiety. 

ok vrinda’s acting is hella bad and killing me. behen, lines ratta maare hai, theek hai, but aise elocution mein poem ki tarah kyun jhaad rahi ho?  

ok bulbul, he didn’t even knowww you were here. 😦😦😦

OK VRINDA YOU BITCH, DON’T YOU MAKE THAT SNOTTY FACE AT MY GIRL. 😠😠😠

oh god. what evennnnnnn is this idiot going to do? apne saare gym equipment kabaadi ko bech raha hai kya? 😐😐😐

lmaooooooo i love these two idiots. 

bhavya honestlyyyy, do you not have anything better to do in life? like... sultan’s still loose... SVETLANA’S STILL IN THE HOUSE... MATLAB, KUCH TOH KAAM KARLE, MERI BEHEN. 😗😗😗

using govt. services and resources for personal use. nice. 

wow. chubby’s a good marketer. 

OK FUCK OFF YOU FAT SHAMING ASSHOLE. 😐😐😐

ok rudra, stop being mean to chubby. he’s the only one helping you out right now. 

omfg chubby is so cute “training karna hai toh mujhe contact karna, i’m a ready punching bag” what a cupcake. 😭😭😭😭

ok om, don’t be an asshole to her. please don’t be an asshole. 😣😣😣

this is.... gauri. (............................) 

oh just a random woman named gauri standing next to you huh??? 😒😒😒😒😒😒

ok, come the fuck on, why would gauri be awkward about shaking hands? kuchhhhh bhi. awaiii making the character look like a country bumpkin when she’s not! 🙄🙄🙄

why are ppl willing to pay TWICE the price rudra is starting at for a USED punching bag? kya chutiya log hai. 😣😣😣

omg, flashback to baby rudra and shivaay. 

ok they messed up the ages of the kids tho. shivaay’s 10 - 11 years older than rudra. the shivaay should be at 20ish, given that the baby rudra looks 10ish.

aw, rudra was bullied for being chubbbbby. 🙁🙁🙁

ok very abrupt end to that scene. damnit, show me more of my boys as babies! i wanna see overly serious and business minded baby shivaay!

awwwwwwww no, why’d you selll thaaaaaaat rudraaaaaaaa?!?! 😥😥😥😥

also god bless chubby. what a good friend. i love him.  💘💘💘

did he make the 25k?????

ohhhhhhh boy, press is being intrusive assholes as usual.

OMFG WHAT NONSENSE, THE PRESS WOULD NEVER LAUGH LIKE THAT AT SOMEONE ASKING TO BE SPOKEN TO IN HINDI. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN???????? 😑😑😑😑

what stupidassssss questions. and i don’t wanna watch this scene it’s giving me tooooo much michmichiiiiii

ok i’m fwding coz i actually CANNOT handle it. i hate when they make such BS issues outta nowhere. 😫😫😫😤😤😤😤

lol rudra ke 25k aaaye nahi ke paise maangne waale bhi aa gaye. welcome to adulthood, rudy! 🤑🤑🤑🤑

ok om to the rescueeeee.

damnnnn, assertiveKara is hottttt as hell. 😍😍😍😍

from assertiveKara to just an ASS in 2 seconds flat. ugh, whyyyyy om? 😩😩😩😩😩

blah blah blah ruvya nonsense, fwding, coz i really don’t care. 

bitchy vrinda’s back. and being a bitchy again. 😤😤😤

YAAAAAAAAAS OM! TELL HER OFF! DEFEND YOUR WIFE! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

woulda been nice if you would have done it when she was still here though. sigh. 

wow, one ruvya scene that didn’t make me cringe and want to dieeeeeee.😯😯😯😯

AAAAAAAAAAND THEY RUINED IT WITH A SONG SEQUENCE. LORD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY. UGH. FWDING. 

... IS THAT BHAVYA’S ISSUE? THAT SHE’S 4 YEARS OLDER? SIS, THAT’S THE LEASTTTTTTTTTT OF THE ISSUES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 😕😕😕

oh gauriiiii. my babyyyyyyyy. noooooo. *hugs her super-tight* 

OH THANK GOD. SHIVAAY IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIVAAY IS HERE!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shivaay and anika are the only ones from this family of circus freaks that deserve gauri’s blessed presence in their life. only they REALLLLLLY care about her. fuck all the rest of you oberois. 

if one year ago, you’d have told me that SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI sits on the floor to talk to and comfort this random non NKK-possessing girl who managed to find herself in this house through the strangest of circumstances, i would have told you that you were out of your godforsaken mind. but *sigh* i’m so happy at all the fates that conspired to bring these two into each others’ lives. 😪😪😪😪✨✨✨✨

SHIVAAY, TALKING ABOUT HOW SOCIETY IS FUCKED UP FOR JUDGING PEOPLE ON THE LANGUAGE THEY SPEAK. I AM DESTROYEDDDD. THE GROWTH THIS MAN HAS UNDERGONEEEE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok i am legit crying at him adamantly telling her that there could never be a girl more perfect for om. fuck, my hearttttttttttttt. 😭😭😭😭😭

“main sab theek kar doonga, gauri.” 

aaaaaand now i’m weeping. like loud heaving sobs. great. 😭😭😭😭😭

ok don’t show me this ruvya garbage after the perfection that was that shivRi scene. like, honestly, I DO NOT FUCKING CARE.

whut? billu’s getting champi? other people are allowed to touch his hair now???? 😐😐😐😐

billu, i hope you’re using that phone to sext. or you know... TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. YOU STUPID FUCK. 😩😩😩😩

ooooohhhh, billu’s getting inspired by dadi’s old-school romance stories. 

ok please dadi, stop singing. please. 😬😬😬

lmao shivaay’s like dadi you sing even worse than meeee. which is true. she’s that terrible. 😆😆😆😆

ugh such cute. 

lol dadi’s embarrassing billllu with her lovey doveyyy nonsense. 😅😅😅

ugh. pinkyyyyy. god knows what khichdi she’s pakoing now. 😒😒😒

wow, dadi just came down strong on pinky. ek chaanta toh already pada hai, don’t force dadi to bust out the belan. 😧😧😧😧

rudra seems to be going through jekyll and hyde kinda issues here. okaaaay??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

what’s tejjjjjjj up to now? 

i looooooooooooove his shirts man. i love them alllll. 😊😊😊

buddhon ka romance. 😏😏😏

but wow, first time i’m seeing tej seeming contrite. please god, reform his character. i don’t like having to hate mahesh thakur, who has the most positive, puppy dog-ish face ever. 😌😌😌

dangggggggggg svetlanaaaa, why so pretty?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

lol billu’s ~~DEMANDS~~ for the paper to write his premmmm patraaaa on. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO DADI CAUGHT HIMMMMM. DADI LET THE POOR BOY LIIIIVE. 😆😆😆